My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 7 Eat Three More Buckets
After Xia Li threw his flip-flops to Lucia, he went to boil water to make instant noodles.

Half a day has passed since Xia Li returned to Earth from the other world, and he has endured not eating for a long time.

When he was in another world before, the dukes and nobles there would always get some rare birds and beasts, saying they were great tonics, but Xia Li could never get used to them. He felt they were fishy and smelly, not as delicious as the pork on Earth that cost ten yuan a pound.

During the three years in the other world, what Xia Li missed most was this instant noodles.

Instant noodles are like this. When you eat them frequently, you feel like vomiting when you see them. But when you don’t eat them for a long time, you think about them all day long.

After the noodles were ready, Xia Li pulled out a chair and sat down. When he looked up, he saw Lucia turning around from the sofa and looking at him with her head raised.

This dragon's nose is more sensitive than a dog's. It is impossible for Xia Li to secretly eat something in front of this evil dragon.

"Want to try it?" Xia Li felt like he was looking at a greedy puppy.

Lucia nodded.

"Then come here."

It’s just a mouthful of instant noodles. Xia Li wouldn’t be so stingy.

When Lucia heard the brave man agreed to let her eat it, her eyes suddenly lit up.

She walked over in her slippers, making a clattering sound.

If Lucia wore her own short boots before because she was a little girl stealing her mother's shoes, then now she is stealing her father's shoes.

It’s really too big…

Lucia's toes were so small that she couldn't even hold the laces of her flip-flops, and her heels made a clicking sound when she walked, just like a pony.

"You know how to use a fork, right? Take this in your hand first."

Xia Li moved his butt to make room for Lucia.

He put the plastic fork in his hand into Lucia's hand, and Lucia stood in front of the table, hunched over slightly.

The dragon didn't know how to eat with cutlery, so Lucia awkwardly held the fork in her palm, then reached into the instant noodle bucket at a very tricky angle and picked up a small ball of noodles.

Xia Li had no intention of correcting Lucia's grip.

As a Chinese, even if you want to teach her, you should first teach her to eat with chopsticks.

However, eating habits are just trivial matters. Xia Li’s main goal now is to make this evil dragon establish correct behavior patterns.

Things like grabbing small bread rolls from a convenience store must be eliminated from our nature.

"Well, good times."

Lucia had never tasted anything so rich in flavor.

The evil dragon's food is usually raw, without even a hint of salt.

This small mouthful of instant noodles made possible by modern technology was enough to completely impress Lucia, the silver dragon.

"What kind of delicacy is this?"

Lucia's little face was chewing, and her eyes were sparkling.

"You've never tried instant noodles, right?" Xia Li said proudly.

It turns out that all you need to tame a dragon is a mouthful of instant noodles?
Looking at this girl's confused look, Xia Li felt that no matter what conditions he offered her at this moment, she would agree.

Dragons are a dull-witted race, but they are very easy to deceive.

Lucia nodded: "I haven't eaten it, it's delicious."

She was not at all stingy with her praise.

After saying that, Lucia raised her finger and made a 'three' gesture to Xia Li.

"Want three more bites?"

Xia Li took a look at the amount of instant noodles.

I thought that Lucia was now in the form of a human girl, and her one bite was not the huge mouth of the abyss, so it would be more than enough for her to eat three more bites.

"Okay." Xia Li generously pushed the instant noodles away.

"I want to eat three more buckets." Lucia corrected.

Xia Li: “?”

"Are you a glutton?"

“Is three barrels a lot?”

Lucia felt a little aggrieved.

In order to prevent Xia Li from complaining that she ate too much, she had spoken very conservatively.

She wanted to say three boxes.

It’s the kind we saw in the store just now, in boxes, three boxes in total.

"…This bucket is for you. There is no more."

Xia Li still had hot water at hand, so he opened a bucket of instant noodles and made another one.

Lucia thought for a moment, using her limited wisdom.

"Then I'll eat the new bucket."

Xia Li was silent for a moment.

I didn't expect this evil dragon to be so smart.

He looked down at the bucket of instant noodles that had been eaten by the evil dragon, wondering whether to agree. Is the silver dragon's ambergris poisonous?
If it was poisonous, would it lose its toxicity on a magic-free Earth?
"You don't suspect I'm poisonous!"

Seeing that Xia Li was afraid to speak, Lucia immediately stood up to explain.

"Silver dragon's ambergris is a rare treasure in the human world. It is valuable for refining medicine and detoxifying..."

Lucia paused, opened her pale pink lips, and spoke again in an unclear voice.

"Would you like to take some?"

Xia Li glanced at Lucia's flesh-colored mouth and almost blurted out "Fuck".

He almost made me confused.

How did we suddenly get to this point?

And also to extract ambergris!
Who would put their hand into a little girl's mouth and wet her saliva? Isn't that perverted?

Seeing that Xia Li didn't respond, Lucia closed her mouth silently again.

It was rare that she was willing to give out some of her own things to thank Xia Li for feeding her.

Why is this guy still disgusted?

Did you know that in the human world, the ambergris of a silver dragon is more valuable than gold?

"Don't take it."

Xia Li decisively rejected this perverted request.

He quickly lowered his head and ate up all the remaining instant noodles, even drinking the soup.

The long-lost taste of spices activated the long-dormant taste buds.

The braised beef noodles were delicious, but Xia Li felt a little weird at the moment.

how to say……

It's a bit subtle.

As a brave warrior of Aize Continent, he would one day have to eat the same bowl of instant noodles with the silver dragon Lucia.

This was a scenario that we would never have dared to imagine in the past.

"What about mine? What about mine? Can I eat mine now?"

Lucia stamped her feet excitedly, now wanting to pour the bucket of steaming food directly into her mouth.

"Wait a minute, there are still two minutes."

"What now!"

"It's only been a second now."

"what about now!"

"Two seconds."

"So slow!"

Lucia became a little impatient.

If she was in dragon form at this time, the ambergris should have dripped onto the ground.

According to legend, in order to collect the dragon's ambergris, some weak humans would secretly place roasted chickens, cattle, fish and sheep at the door of the dragon's lair when the dragon was asleep. They would then wait for the dragon to shed ambergris all over the ground, while humans would collect the ambergris in iron buckets at the door.

Those humans are pretty bad.

However, if it was the kind of food in Xia Li's hand, it would be fine for her to secrete as much ambergris as she wanted.

"Okay, eat it."

When the five-minute life of the instant noodles was over, Xia Li enthusiastically helped Lucia tear off the paper cover and broke the noodles for her with the fork.

Lucia drank all the soup in less than two minutes. Xia Li looked at the empty paper bucket with some surprise.

The key point is that this evil dragon is really not afraid of heat.

"If I can have another bowl, I will thank you, brave Xia Li."

Lucia wiped her mouth and suddenly looked very mature.

This posture is as if the hero has accidentally entered the Silver Queen's lair, and the great silver dragon is making a deal with the human hero in a deep voice.

"You are now in human shape, so you don't exercise much. There is no need for you to eat so much, right?"

Xia Li didn't buy her trick and tried to reason with her.

Although instant noodles are not expensive, with Lucia's appetite... Xia Li's wallet will definitely not be able to bear it.

Lucia was also honest and said truthfully: "Of course not. Human body consumption is very small. Sometimes when we dragons run out of food in our nests and don't want to go far away, we will deliberately transform into human form. This way we can reduce the body's demand for food."

"But," Lucia said emphatically, "this is so delicious that I want to have a second bowl."

"It turns out it was just pure greed."

Xia Li quickly summarized.

After learning that it was not a physical need at all, Xia Li took away the remaining instant noodles and even placed them in a cupboard that Lucia was too tall to reach.

Since the evil dragon followed him, he basically raised it in poverty.

If you want to indulge yourself...you have to earn it!
(End of this chapter)