The stolen magic is a bit magical

Chapter 4 Who peeked at Widow Feng taking a bath again?

Suddenly, a loud shout came from outside: "Li Laoer, you shameless bastard, get out here!"

Second uncle turned around suddenly, a little surprised.

Lin Xiaosu was also a little surprised...

The man who came was the son of widow Feng. I forgot his full name, Lin Xiaosu. Everyone called him Sanlengzi. His characteristic was that he was stupid. What was stupid? He would use a stick to fight people if they disagreed with him. He would never fight people if he could...

My second uncle is a Taoist priest after all, and the elders in the village all respect him very much. It can be said that there is no one who would call him shameless or act like a "big shot" in front of him.

Second uncle's face darkened: "What are you doing wrong, kid?"

Sanlengzi yelled, "I'm a jerk? Can I be more jerk than you? You filthy rascal, you watched my mom take a bath last night, do you want to be shameless? I'm going to break your legs today!"

"You're talking bullshit!" The second uncle finally couldn't help it and started cursing.

"You used to watch my mother taking a bath. Last night when you returned to the village, you watched my mother taking a bath again. You are a shameless bastard. You are in your fifties and you have no manners..." Sanlengzi raised the stick in his hand, pounced onto the platform, and smashed it at his second uncle.

Second Uncle's face turned blue and white, and he looked very excited...

Seeing that the stick was about to fall, Lin Xiaosu took a step forward and grabbed the head of the stick: "Sanlengzi, you are being foolish again!"

"Don't worry about it. I have to avenge my mother today! Let me go. If you don't, I will beat you too!"

"You dare!" A voice came from behind the willow tree!
With a whoosh, a beautiful woman appeared, bang!
With one kick, the three-legged creature flew out and almost rolled off the cliff.

Hu Ya appeared, standing in front of San Lengzi with her hands on her hips: "You acted like a fool in front of others, and I don't care about you. How dare you hit my dad?"

Sanlengzi's boundless momentum suddenly vanished, and he sat on the ground with a pale face: "You...your dad...your dad is a nobody..."

His voice had become much weaker, and his eyes seemed a little vague.

"My dad came down the mountain last night to treat my mom's illness. How could he possibly go to see your mom take a bath?"

"He had seen it before... before. He just happened to go down the mountain last night... who else could it be if not him?"

"I didn't know before, but I didn't see it last night anyway!" Hu Ya said with a straight face, "If you fart again, I'll throw you right down!"

Sanlengzi was frightened.

He got up and ran, and when he reached the mountain road, he looked back and said, "Li Diandian, you are so powerful. I can't beat you, but your father won't have an easy life. I will go down the mountain now and visit everyone in the village to tell everyone that Li Laoer is a good-for-nothing..."

"You deserve a beating!" Hu Ya jumped up and chased!

"Don't chase us on the mountain road, you guys are really..." Lin Xiaosu also chased after them.

Behind him, in Liulinguan, his second uncle slapped himself on the forehead, his face full of confusion.

It would have been easy for Hu Ya to catch up with Sanlengzi, but the problem was that Lin Xiaosu also followed him. Seeing how dangerously he was running on the mountain road, Hu Ya could only stop and wait for him.

By the time they got down the mountain, the small village was in an uproar.

Sanlengzi came down from the mountain and shouted at the top of his voice: "Li Laoer from Liulin Temple is a scoundrel. He watched my mother take a bath last night..."

Suddenly, the small mountain village was in chaos.

Widow Feng was so angry that she wanted to pick up the handle of the hoe and beat this bastard of hers unconscious with a stick.

Second Auntie was also anxious. She got up from the bed and ran out of the yard in disheveled clothes: "Sanleng, you idiot, my second son hasn't gone out since he came down from the mountain last night..."

The villagers nearby found some fun early in the morning and were all very happy.

Even Anna, a foreign wife in the village, was curious and asked her husband Lin Jian in her poor Chinese: "Husband, do you have the custom of peeping at widows bathing here?"

Lin Jian was speechless: "Ahem...you are not allowed to bathe in the river anymore."

"Why? The river water isn't cold. We all bathed in the glacier... Besides, I'm not a widow. Aren't you still here?"

"This is not a matter of being cold or not, and it's certainly not a matter of being a widow..." Lin Jian scratched his head desperately.

This is the cultural difference. She is from the northern country of Black Lan. In their country, it is okay for women to show their bodies to men. During a special festival, they can even perform naked on stage openly.

When Lin Xiaosu and Hu Ya returned to the village, the whole thing had already become a thing.

Lin Xiaosu's first feeling was that this guy was really stupid. He was capable of doing such a stupid thing as killing ten thousand enemies but losing ten thousand of his own.

Hu Ya gritted his teeth and was determined to beat Sanlengzi until he shit himself!
But Lin Xiaosu stopped her and said, "Now I'm afraid we really have to find out who was peeping at Widow Feng taking a bath, otherwise, your father's reputation will be ruined."

"That person must have run away long ago. How can we find him?" Hu Ya scratched her head.

"Even if he ran away, there would be traces!" said Lin Xiaosu.

"That's right. Widow Feng bathes in the back room. The only place we can peek is in the ditch behind. Let's follow the footprints and see where he went. I absolutely don't believe my father had the time to do this last night..."

"I believe him, too. Not only does he not have the time, he probably doesn't have the time either."

Lin Xiaosu was indeed convinced in her heart. Her father went down the mountain last night to give her mother an "injection". One injection when he came down the mountain and another injection at midnight. Widow Feng must have taken a bath in between the two injections, so her second uncle should not have had time to do this.

"Let's go! Investigate the case! If it turns out that my dad didn't do it, I'll tear his stinky mouth to pieces..."

Widow Feng's house is at the east end of the village, backed by a mountain.

When Lin Xiaosu and Hu Ya arrived behind her courtyard wall, Widow Feng was still there, but when she saw them, she immediately picked up the hoe, put it on her shoulder and went out. Her face looked very bad, and it was unclear whether she was carrying the hoe to work in the fields or to beat up her naughty son.

From the back, she has a nice figure, which is probably the fundamental reason why the joke of "Widow Feng taking a bath" has been popular in the small mountain village. Lin Xiaosu and Hu Ya had just arrived at the ditch behind her house when they heard Sanlengzi's loud voice: "Mom, you don't have to go find that old pervert, I've already found him... Ah, Mom, why did you hit me? You are so angry..."

The villagers gathered together amidst the shouting and yelling, and Widow Feng was so angry that she almost jumped into the pond...

And then, Lin Xiaosu had already seen the scene of last night by going back in time.

"There are really footprints! Look!" Hu Ya pointed at a clear footprint on the ground.

It's dark and damp back there, and the traces of people walking by are very obvious.

Others may not be able to tell, but who is Hu Ya?

As someone who has chased wild boars in the jungle to the point where there is no way up or down, it is natural that her eyesight is not bad - it was trained in the jungle.

"What are you doing?" Sanlengzi strode over, and when he saw Hu Ya, his anger exploded again.

"We are investigating the case to find out who peeped at your mother taking a bath last night." Lin Xiaosu said.

"Check it out, it's Li Laoer, he has a criminal record, and..." His voice stopped abruptly because Hu Ya stepped in front of him with her teeth grinding.

"Tiger, don't disrupt the scene!"

Hu Ya grabbed San Lengzi's shoulders and stared at him coldly: "Can you shut your stinky mouth?"

Sanlengzi's face turned pale: "...Yes!"

Lin Xiaosu smiled, moved his eyes to the windowsill, reached his hand through the window, lifted the curtain inside, and saw a bathroom. This was obviously where Widow Feng took a bath.

He loosened his grip, the curtains returned to their place, and turned back to stare at the hillside above.

Climbing up the hillside, there were traces of people walking on it. As they walked along, Sanlengzi's eyes widened: "How did you know this road? Were you the one who watched my mother take a bath yesterday?"

Hu Ya was furious: "Bullshit! He slept in Liulin Temple last night, and he was watching with a telescope?"

Lin Xiaosu was both amused and annoyed. He ignored them and quickly walked through the jungle in front and came to the door of a house.

This family, located at the foot of the hill, is the home of Lin Fugui in our village.

Lin Fugui's only value in this world is probably to prove that a name has nothing to do with a person.

His name is Lin Fugui, but he is the poorest in the village.

Others lived in buildings, even Widow Feng lived in a building, but he still lived in the old house left by his parents after their death.

Nowadays, as long as you have hands and feet, you can always add something to your home. But he uses his feet to wander around and his hands to steal things. Oh, yes, he also uses his hands to reach upwards.

The national policy is good, and no one is left out of poverty alleviation. Although everyone is extremely dissatisfied with his behavior, he is really poor, so he is also included in the poverty alleviation households. He receives the basic money every year, and people send him some oil and rice every now and then. He has become the ceiling of the "lying flat world"...

"Is it him?" Hu Ya said.

"Judging from the footprints, it's him!"

Sanlengzi rushed out with a few big steps and kicked open the half-open door. A man in his forties was cooking meat inside. He was holding a piece of bacon and testing whether it was cooked through.

Three people rushed in at the same time, and he almost dropped the bacon in his hand.

This person is Lin Fugui.

Lin Fugui was very surprised: "I just took a piece of your meat, and you took down my door so early in the morning, is it necessary?"

"I don't care about you stealing meat. Tell me, did you peek at my mother taking a bath?" Sanlengzi's voice was so loud that it broke the roof, truly showing what a menacing person was.

A large group of villagers outside the house looked at each other.

"When I was taking the meat, I heard some noise inside, so I opened the curtain to see if there was anyone there. Who knew your mother was taking a shower inside?"

"It turns out you are such a pervert!" Sanlengzi was furious.

Lin Fugui was also angry: "Perverted? Perverted! If I want to watch a woman bathe, shouldn't I go to the river to watch Anna bathe? Aren't her breasts and waist prettier than your mother's? Your mother is over fifty, you are insulting my taste..."

boom!
Sanlengzi threw a punch, the pot overturned, and Lin Fugui screamed...

The villagers came over, some pulling, some tugging, and it was very lively...

Outside the house, Anna stood on tiptoe, very excited: "Husband, there is a fight..."

Lin Jian gnashed his teeth and said, "Let Sanlengzi beat him up first. If he's not dead, I'll beat him up again..."

Lin Xiaosu and Hu Ya left the room and ran away.

He ran to the outside of Lin Xiaosu's courtyard wall and stopped, and both of them laughed.

"Hey, I didn't expect that your tracking skills are so good. Can we cooperate with each other in the future? Let's go up the mountain together, you are responsible for tracking the wild boar, and I am responsible for killing it, and we will split the meat equally." Hu Ya discovered a business opportunity.

She was a mountain girl, and she was very familiar with following the traces. However, today she suddenly realized that her ability was nothing compared to Lin. Lin was much better at observing traces than she was. If it were her, she would never be able to cross a hillside and accurately find the person who spied last night. No, it wasn't spying in essence, it was just stealing bacon...

"Kill it? How?" Lin Xiaosu glanced at her: "If you still use the stick to poke its ass, I will definitely not cooperate with you..."

Suddenly, a cell phone rang in Hu Ya's pocket: "If you want to say who is hateful in the world, those who don't understand romance are stupid..."

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