The Heroic Biography of Little People

After getting the most powerful artifact in the legend—True Super Fruity Lollipop, two lolis who suddenly appeared miraculously disappeared from Li Shushi’s eyes, leaving only an empty box telling Li Shushi a story of sadness History.

If the above text can really happen, Li Shushi believes that he will hold the box high and say loudly to it: "Comrade, you have worked hard, and the Communist Party and the people will always remember you for the sacrifice you made for the happiness of all mankind. "Then I threw the box away and asked Yinger to remake a batch of limited edition fruity lollipops.

As for whether the box that has been cruelly treated will absorb a lot of resentment because of this, and finally become the number one fighter under the **oss or **oss, and finally defeated by the brave and his party, before dying, he sent out "today's sunshine... …It’s as bright as that day. Master, I miss you (please use the northern Shaanxi dialect to understand the artistic conception of this sentence)” This kind of thing has become less important, anyway, in the end, the thief, the robber, and the brave will definitely be able to defeat the generosity of charity house devil.

It's just that such a scene is obviously Li Shushi's personal delusion.

Now, the battle for lollipops between Yaya Loli and Little Aloli has passed...an entire hour.

In this long silence, everyone is busy with their own affairs - she is finishing the new lollipop under his guidance, she is continuing to play peek-a-boo, she is constantly improving for her performance His own performance, he is actively warming up for his game in the afternoon... But this is obviously not the main line today. In fact, the world has never lacked reasons for destruction, and of course there has never been a lack of heroes who secretly prevent these destructions. Although we don't know what they did.

"I will remember you!"

"If you don't prepare first, why wait for the enemy!"

"Look at today's celestial phenomena and know the general trend of the world!"

Well, although this line is full of momentum, I don’t know why it becomes full of cuteness as soon as it enters the mouths of a few lolis. You should know what these lolis are playing now.

That's right, compared to Go, a game that requires super-high strategic layout ability and memory, it is obvious that the current card game not only has simpler rules, but also can fully exercise the internal fighting ability that Chinese people are best at, or fully explore this. item ability.

Of course, the above statement is limited to when the number of people is small. If you play a big fight with 16 people, it is estimated that even Go can’t compare with this kind of game in terms of playing mind and eye. It’s too messy in your circle! !

It’s just that compared with the original version, the copycat game designed by Li Shushi has a taste of “hero killing” produced by a famous copycat game company. King Commoner, although Xiaoqiang children's shoes have clamored countless times to use their own skills to be selected into this set of cards without any pressure, but considering other people's opinions, Li Shushi finally gave up this tempting plan.

And it is precisely because of this decision that the biggest connection between Li Shushi's copycat game and the original game is completely gone.

But there is no way around this, otherwise today your Zhao Yun will become a "rebel", tomorrow his Lu Bu will become a "loyal minister" under the "lord" Dong Zhuo, and the day after tomorrow Huang Zhong, who appears to be the most loyal loyal minister of the lord Li Shushi But in fact, he is the biggest "anti-thief"... Speaking of Chinese people's preferences and traditions in sex, Li Shushi just needs to think about it a little bit, and he feels a cold feeling in the back of his head, and a cold feeling under his feet. All are viscous and thick plasma.

"It seems that I am destined to die here... Why do I have to say such a shameful thing, and say it five times in a row!"

Yaya Loli, whose head was already covered with crossroads, wanted to get angry and flipped the table, but under the joint "protection" of Xiao Aluoli, Su Xiaoluoli and Miss Luohe, the card that existed as "criminal evidence" The cards were still piled on the coffee table as before.

"That's because Yaya is an idiot, and she has lost for the fifth time in a row. I was a loyal minister in this round, but I was the first to be killed by you. Hmph~ Sure enough, just like in history, loyal ministers have never There is no reward."

In this round, I also made a shameful confession... No, it was a confession... No, the little A Luoli who was monologue was also full of displeasure. Obviously, the black-bellied Loli lost to the pig-like teammates. This is really not a small blow.

Of course, from Li Shushi's point of view, it's all because you cheated Yaya Loli too hard when you were a rebel.

Every time I think of the situation where Yaya Loli was teased by these high-intelligence black-bellies in front of me, Li Shushi has to feel that fortunately he is not their target, otherwise the three views will definitely collapse and distort. It's all betrayal and conspiracy, do you feel that you are all so dirty and sinful in the end?

So even Li Shushi, who was making soy sauce, would feel this way. It is conceivable how miserable Yaya Loli was molested by these people. Unfortunately, because she was outnumbered, she couldn't even solve it outside the venue. achieved.

Of course, an idiot loli is an idiot loli, as long as you put a lollipop in your mouth, you can pat your head, and then return to the battlefield full of fighting spirit to meet a new round of unscrupulous people conspiracy.

The ending, of course, is that Yaya Lolita, who was spoiled, "asks for comfort and releases her life" with her cute eyes.

So a happy morning passed by like this.

only……

"Xiao Ah, the design of this card is unscientific, and the lines are too embarrassing. It needs to be corrected. It absolutely needs to be corrected. This task is left to you. Find those guys and interrogate them one by one to find out the abilities and props that suit them. Also, I must change those lines to be more mighty and domineering, at least to bring out my majesty! Well, also, the number of cards in this set is too small, so it’s not enough to play Famous Suspects. Is there anyone who is suitable to add in? Looking at those guys in the future, they dare to say that my place is too boring. Humph~ After I have thoroughly read the whole set of cards, I will see if you scumbags dare to shout, be careful, I will feed you [beep beep Beep~]!"

Although Li Shushi didn't hear the other words very clearly, but the sentence "I want to set off my majesty" is clear and clear, and I don't know why. Ever since I heard this sentence, Ya Ya Luoli's original fierce loli appearance suddenly changed into a "full of majesty" form with her head crouched and light-colored mosaics in her eyes.

Well, judging from this morning's performance, perhaps this image is unexpectedly suitable for that idiot loli named Yaya.

The most important thing is that after a whole morning of conspiring to attack by a group of bad guys, this loli was able to revive slowly and fully in place when she couldn't help it, and then "full of majesty" (in Yaya Loli) "I joked with everyone.

Seeing such a scene, Li Shushi and his friends said that it is impossible not to be touched at all.

Although I don't know what other people are thinking, Li Shushi himself suddenly has the urge to cry when he looks at Yaya Lolita - although it is a lolita, although it seems that the various actions are either a little clumsy or a little embarrassing People can't help covering their faces, but behind these, there is an extremely tolerant heart, tolerant of other people's playfulness and bad intentions, even though it seems that Yaya Loli has suffered a lot, but Those are irrelevant things.It is precisely because of the existence of the disadvantaged Yaya Lolita that everyone becomes very happy after a morning, and the atmosphere is always active.

Even though Yaya Loli complained and had the urge to overturn the table on the way, she still played and made trouble with everyone in the end.

I feel that although she is a stupid loli, she seems to feel the taste of her mother - the feeling of tolerance, the kind of tolerance reflected in the forgiveness of the child's playfulness and even some out-of-the-ordinary behavior, which is always inadvertently revealed Infect others.

Although it looks like a very bully idiot loli, even Li Shushi couldn't help but pinch it.

"Yaya is really amazing. Come~ This is a reward from my uncle to Yaya."

Although the first touch was just a hazy feeling, but soon this feeling was constantly perfected and expanded in the brain, and at the end, Li Shushi, who was suddenly tearful, could not wait to hug Yaya Loli Gently stroking her small body in his arms, singing soft songs for her, and then sending an affectionate kiss on her sleeping face...

Of course, everything behind is delusional. Li Shushi is also very clear that once he really does this, even if his singing voice has the level of charming the world, he will probably be taken directly by Ya Ya Loli, who looks stupid but is actually very fierce. blown away.

However, impulsiveness is indeed a devil. Although it is impossible to realize the delusion in my heart, it is not easy to give all the new batch of lollipops that I made in the morning to Aya Lolita.At this moment, the turmoil in his heart had overwhelmed the figures of Zhen Xiaoluoli and Xiao Nie.Just like that, Li Shushi watched the figures of the two being swallowed up by the waves, and then looked flatteringly at Ya Luoli, who was so cute and happy because of the appearance of the new lollipop.

In fact, Yaya Luoli was very upset at the beginning, because Li Shushi dared to call herself "Shushu" in front of her, how could she bear this tone.But before Yaya Loli used her best Phantom Demon Emperor Fist to send Li Shushi into the delusional hell, her intuition had already discovered the trace of the lollipop.

Although Yaya Loli said that she is full of majesty and integrity, but under the attack of the artifact lollipop, the san value is still cleared. Not only did she forget Li Shushi's "ignorance and boldness" before, but she was even taken advantage of by Li Shushi while eating the lollipop He didn't care about it at all during the head touching play, but instead showed a happy expression.

She is really an innocent loli who is easy to satisfy.

Seeing this appearance, Yaya Lolita, who had already stretched her hand over the lollipops, also took two secretly from a pile of lollipops after a pause. I don't want to show such a happy expression under other people's head-touching play while eating a lollipop like Yaya Lolita, just like a tamed pet.