The Heroic Biography of Little People

"Excuse me..." It seemed that she suddenly remembered something. Little A Luoli, um, it's better to be called this name, and suddenly raised her hand like a good student, and asked Li Shushi.

"Is there any problem, little boy shoes?"

"Since it is a game to determine the winner, I want to know how the winner is judged. Although the conditions for winning or losing were mentioned before, the conditions are too general and vague. At least in my opinion, there is a lack of a clearer one. Goal". If the goal is not clear, we have spent most of the day's efforts but failed to use the right place, which will dampen our enthusiasm. And if our enthusiasm is dampened too much, hehe~ what will happen? The consequences are beyond my imagination."

It's really blatantly dangerous, but just like what little A Luoli said, since she has already taken advantage of it, if she asks the other party to pay too much and feels that she won't get anything in return, or if she doesn't want to lose, that's definitely a mistake. Suicide.

"Perhaps what I just said was not clear enough when you say it like this. Then let me clarify the victory conditions."

The three lolis and Mrs. Luo nodded their heads at the same time, their serious looks are really cute and cute.

I'm not Lolicon, I'm not Lolicon, I'm not Lolicon, I'm Lolicon, I'm Lolicon...

The result of self-hinting for most of the day was that Li Shushi had to turn his head with a guilty conscience, and escaped the fearful spiritual attack with a way of "out of sight and out of mind", which was almost self-defeating.

"I am the only judge of this competition, so it is natural for me to judge who will win in the end. The only criterion for this judgment is how happy I am. There are two ways to make me happy : The first method is very simple. Naturally, it is to teach or give me things that you think can improve our strength. If I teach or present things that improve our strength to my subordinates, if they are happy about it, then I will naturally be happy too."

"I feel that the second method not only goes around in circles but also doesn't look good. Who would choose that method?"

Yaya Luoli curled her lips first, but then immediately looked at Li Shushi with interest. Obviously, she has realized that if she wants to get the most lollipops, she must "conquer" the "cunning" person in front of her. judges.

"You can't say that~" Even if Yaya Loli is right, she must refute. "Although the second method seems to be more troublesome. And even if I make my subordinates happy, I won't get much happiness because I don't directly benefit from it. But...!"

A slightly forceful turn of tone.Yaya Lolita, who was originally happily nodding her head, almost fell down.

"As the saying goes, there is a saying that 'gather sand to form a tower, and accumulate soil to form a mountain'. Hello everyone is really good. Although I can get very little happiness from each of my subordinates. But if I accumulate more, I can surpass It’s just the joy I get from gaining something. So in the end, I choose what method to use to make me more happy. It’s up to you to decide.”

Hum ~ perfect.In this way, no matter whether it is oneself or the generals or soldiers under him, it will be very rewarding.

Li Shushi's head was almost up to the sky, maybe this was not enough to reflect his inner joy at the moment, so a bunch of qiguai hair immediately stood up on the top of his head.Although there was no wind at all in the room, this lock of hair did not have any wind. It danced the "circle dance" for a while, and the "figure 8 dance" for a while. It was really joyful.

It's just that Li Shushi obviously forgot what "extreme joy begets sorrow".

"Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa than that at one time at one time at to human to saying to "happiness" to "happy" on the other hand, or "happiness" at one time, which one is better for us to choose among so many emotions? What is the conversion relationship, that guy is too lazy, I can't explain it clearly, he really deserves to be an idiot, huh~"

I don't want to be called an idiot by you idiot Lolita!

"Stupid Yaya, although there are some differences in the three words carefully, they still have the same meaning in general. Still not convinced? You know that the other party is a fool and you still care about him, don't you think you are also a fool? .”

Although I know that little A Luoli, you are explaining for me, but why can't the tears keep flowing down.

As for Su Xiaoluoli and Lai Yinger behind them, they couldn't help hugging each other and laughing non-stop at this moment. Obviously, Li Shu, who was there with black lines and tiger eyes and tears orz, could really give them a day's worth of benefits Feeling.

And the White Tiger Meow who was supposed to be here...

White Tiger Meow, White Tiger Meow, White Tiger Meow?Where the hell did you go, Baihumiao?

"It seems that the cat that you just finished talking has gone somewhere, probably for some preparation. Although I don't want to admit it, that cat is definitely the strongest one in this competition. So Aya Ya, let's join forces."

Although Yaya Loli instinctively felt that there was some kind of trap hidden in Xiao Aloli's proposal, it was just because what the other party said was true, the white tiger that the master killed would not be of great help to the army, even if two people Teaming up has no chance of winning.

So she tilted her head and thought cutely for three seconds, Yaya Loli immediately made a decision of agreement.

For such a decision, Li Shushi could only mourn for Yaya Lolita's future lollipop.

Because from what happened a few days ago, it can be seen that it would be unreasonable for Yaya Loli to share the lollipop with Xiao A Luoli if she didn’t suffer a loss. The only difference is when she shared the lollipop What is Loli's mood? Will she let Aya Loli go on a sudden whim, although the possibility of such a thing happening is so low that it makes people cry.

"So~! In order to defeat that terrible enemy, human beings, tell me what kind of wish you want to achieve."

They secretly hid in a corner and discussed something, Yaya Loli spoke first among the two lolis who came back to Li Shushi.The handsome face and tiger's body shocked and aggressively announced his conditions to Li Shushi loudly.

Hey, hey, Yaya Loli, is it really okay for you to write this kind of unlimited check? Didn't you see the little Aloli behind you couldn't help but cover her face again?Or does it mean that Yaya Loli has a more magical extra-dimensional pocket that can conjure a squadron of blue civet cats?

"This...Excuse me, Yaya Children's Shoes, can I ask for anything?"

"Please feel free to mention it. Anyway, we can just veto the request that is beyond our ability."

You really deserve to be the Yaya Lolita of v5874, we kneel down here for you.

However, through such an answer, Li Shushi also understood that the Yaya Loli on the opposite side is obviously not the kind of existence that is really stupid and hopeless. It seems stupid, but when she comes across something she is interested in.Yaya Loli, who was concentrating, was not an opponent who could be easily dismissed.

"Do you want to make me more happy by fulfilling my wishes? Aren't you afraid that you will not be able to meet my requirements and will reduce my happiness level? If you come a few more times, your opponent Bai Humiao will win without a fight. Alright."

Although this situation is absolutely impossible.But Li Shu really didn't mind taking it out here to scare the two lolis.

"Don't be afraid. Although you are a human being, you are an idiot, but you are not a stupid guy. So in order not to anger us, you have a certain judgment in your heart about what requests you can make and what requests you can't. As for the rest of the requests. Even if you do There may be possibilities that we cannot achieve. But comparatively speaking, those that can be achieved should account for the majority. And..."

Unscientific!The idiot Ya Ya Loli can actually show a weird smile.This is so unscientific!

"And if you suddenly succeed after failing many times, you should get more happiness. Anyway, a greedy guy like you will definitely not let the game end early. Then we will all suffer except for the kitten. Well, it’s like I lost to my little sister many times when I was playing games, so as long as I can win the next time, I will be very, very, very happy!”

If you don't listen to the metaphor behind, you will think that Yaya Loli in front of you has changed a different set of characters. Such a calm analysis does not have a little bit of Yaya Loli's usual style.However, Li Shushi felt relieved after hearing the explanation behind, especially the "very" used three times to say how much resentment do you have to be so happy just because you have won little Aloli once? .No, it should be about how cruel you are, Little Aloli, that you bullied your sister like that.

It's just that Yaya Loli's trusting gaze made Li Shushi feel embarrassed.

As far as personal wishes are concerned, Li Shushi really has a lot of wishes that he wants to realize, but Yaya Luoli himself said that Li Shushi needs to filter out the desires that he thinks are impossible to achieve, but this way The wishes made without knowing the opponent's bottom line become a bit like luck. If the opponent is a little shameless, such as the little Aloli behind Yaya Loli, then the level of Li Shushi's wishes that can be fulfilled will be compressed to a considerable level. low degree.

If the situation becomes like this, I am afraid that Li Shushi will say that famous thank you line foolishly after being sold by two lolitas.Even though Li Shushi did not actually participate in similar negotiations, as long as he thinks about the skills of those bargaining masters, he can basically understand the truth. After all, the difference between the two is not far away.

"Although that's what you said, you might as well give me some benefits first, so that I can get a little bit of a bottom line. Even if all my wishes are rejected by you in the end, you won't lose too badly. Watching the lollipop They were all driven away by that white tiger."

Perhaps the only dangerous weapon that Li Shuzhen can grasp now is the lollipop, but looking at Yaya Loli, who looks confident and completely unlike the usual idiot, and Xiao Ah, who is usually very shrewd, is probably even more so now. Lolita, Li Shushi suddenly felt that even if he had the ace in his hand, he would not be the opponent of these two lolitas at all.

After all, although the other party is a loli, God knows how long it has existed and how long it has accumulated wisdom.

It's like the Su Xiaoliu behind him who still giggles from time to time.

snort!Your family is being bullied by two lolitas, Su Xiaololi, and you don't help, it's really disappointing to my husband!

Are you angry?Don't worry.I won't let you talk so much that you don't even have to wear clothes.

I always feel that there is subtle malice in this answer, and your husband is not the kind of bad gambler who doesn't want to come out after entering the casino!Even if you like to make a small bet or something on weekdays, you can't count it!Haven't you, Xiao Loli Su, heard of the phrase "Small gambles make you happy, but big gambles hurt your health?" This is completely a way to cultivate one's sentiments for her husband.

Whoever said that was lost in the end to nothing but rags.

Well, although it is absolutely impossible for this kind of thing to happen because Su Xiaoluoli controls the family's financial power, Li Shushi still wants to orz it. After all, it is really heartbreaking to be despised by his own lolita for his integrity.

And here, Li Shushi's "sinister intentions" naturally cannot escape the eyes of Yaya Loli who has become serious, but just when Yaya Loli is going to uphold the principle and insist on not giving up, the little Aya Loli behind her is the first to start mouthed.

"In order to be able to win the meow star. And you are a human being who looks quite pleasing to the eye. Let's give it special treatment."

It's just that little A Luoli, can you not squint your eyes and look like "I just have sex" when you say this.

I have to say that Yaya Loli and Little Aloli are indeed two sisters. Yaya Loli, who wanted to say something, stopped saying anything when she heard what Little Aloli said. Instead, she looked at it with a smile on her face. Looking at Li Shushi, that expression is completely the same as Li Shushi's original "special emoji for sales promotion".I always feel that I will be cheated if I follow the two sisters!

"Don't worry. It must be a very good thing~ um. It will definitely make you manyi."

Little A Luoli, the more you say that, the more I feel something is wrong.

Li Shuzhen wanted to take back what he said just now, but the two lolita obviously wouldn't let him go so easily.

"Or is it that you look down on our two sisters, or that what you said just now was just to tease us, so you just let it go?"

"Little Ayaya is very angry. The consequences are super serious" and the two lolis stared at Li Shushi aggressively, but the back road behind Li Shushi was blocked by Su Xiaoluoli and Lai Yinger who was led by Su Xiaoluoli strict.

Sure enough, these days, I am really not afraid of god-like opponents, but the one who sells my teammates~

"Since the two of you are so kind, then I will repay you with the greatest expectations."

Things like xx are like ** rice, since it is inevitable, let's take the initiative to enjoy it.

Although it's not bad if it's the two lolis in front of me, it just makes people feel a little guilty.

Well, I'm not a lolicon, I'm not a lolicon, I'm a lolicon, I'm a lolicon...

It would be better for me to go to the police uncle and turn myself in, lest the country waste peanuts for me in the future.

"What can I give you? By the way, the ghost that you and your wife invented seems very interesting. Yaya and I have also done research on it before. It is really a remarkable creation. How about it, what you have now That ghost has limited strength, how about I give you a more powerful ghost? Although it is not as good as that cat, it is already very remarkable for ordinary human beings. Although I don’t know if you have any records here , but she is a very famous hero in her area."

"I can also, I can also give you a ghost, it is definitely much better than the one you are using now~"

A new ghost?Let alone whether a mere mortal can afford to support multiple ghosts, even if there is no such question, just feel the slightly strange aura of Su Xiaoluoli behind him and you will know the answer to the question.

By the way, the relationship between a Nero sauce and Su Xiaoluoli has become a bit weird now, if there are more... Li Shushi really can't imagine what kind of result he will encounter, anyway, his mind is full of capsized~ Hatchet Lah~ Good boat or something.

Su Xiaoluoli, who exudes a lonely and lonely atmosphere, looks at the familiar face in her arms with a strange tenderness, sitting on a luxurious and beautiful large yacht, drifting to the far side with the water waves...

No, absolutely no such ending.

Li Shushi said that his goal is to be a great man who makes everyone who loves him happy!

"This...Although I am very grateful for such a generous gift, but my aptitude is mediocre, and I am afraid that I cannot afford the consumption of the three ghosts. If something happens that everyone does not want to see, it will be bad. "

Although Yaya Luoli showed a look of "I really want to see that kind of happy situation" when she heard Li Shushi's words, and planned to express her thoughts aloud, but she was caught by the quick-sighted little A Luoli and let Li Shushi It was a relief.

It's just that his rhetoric is not really just an excuse. In fact, according to Su Xiaoluoli's words, his qualifications are really bad enough.

At the beginning, Su Xiaoluoli once said that the quality of a person's aptitude can basically be seen by the number of MP crystals made from the MP extracted from his body.Because there are time and purity limits for making mp into mp crystals, it is impossible to restore mp in a short time by drinking mysterious water or wine that can restore mp to make more mp crystals, the reason is that The purity of mp recovered by that method cannot meet the standard.Of course, it is unrealistic to rely on the recovery ability of one's own body to accumulate mp, because once mp leaves the human body, the magic power contained in it will continue to be lost.

There is only one way to break through this limitation, and that is to use the recovery ability of the Noble Phantasm "Taiping Yaoshu". After all, the ability of the Noble Phantasm cannot be the same as that of ordinary recovery items, and it is precisely this characteristic that is used However, Li Shushi's five scumbags barely managed to reach the average level of the three mp crystals.

As for the six or seven Lolita Su who are not the limit, Li Shushi only has the qualifications to look up to.

However, the smart Su Xiaoluoli still found a way to increase MP crystals by taking a clever way, that is to extract MP from multiple people at the same time, and after mixing them together, they can produce far more MP crystals than a single person.

It's just that Li Shushi has already felt the terrible side of this method, that is, after the energy of other people is implanted in the body, the body will naturally produce a rejection reaction.Just the mp crystal produced by Su Xiaololi mixed with her own mp already made Li Shushi feel miserable when implanting and using it. I heard Su Xiaololi said that the more complex the power components mixed in the mp crystal, the more repulsive it will be when using it. The reaction will be more julie.

So unless it is the kind of hard-working child who wants revenge but is limited by his own strength and is not even as good as Zhan Wuscum, it is better not to adopt this method of self-mutilation, just like a wild goose who blames all mistakes on Shichen .

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I can help customers optimize and upgrade for free~ Let you easily control the Seven Ghosts without any effort."

Hey, hey, what is this kind of unreliable after-sales service promised to make customers make up their minds? Could it be that your hidden identity is actually a profiteer in the dark world?

Feeling the more and more obvious chill behind him, and the little A Luoli in front of him who is pressing every step of the way but smiling, which makes people irresistible, Li Shushi said that today is indeed his "good day".

Unfortunately! (to be continued...