The Heroic Biography of Little People

Li Shushi was awakened by a quarrel.

"What's going on, Yuzi-chan?"

As soon as he woke up, he could smell the quiet fragrance, coupled with the warm and soft feeling from his head, Li Shushi quickly realized what kind of treatment he was enjoying now.

Knee pillow~Xiangxiang knee pillow~It’s so good~I just slept like this, and now my body still feels like it’s rusty. I really didn’t know how to restrain myself because I was too excited last night. Young and impulsive to blame.

Of course, such an idea is destined to be Li Shushi's wishful thinking, because the surrounding environment really makes him unable to sleep peacefully.

"Who knows what's going on, maybe those two are born with incompatibility, so they quarreled non-stop when they met."

In fact, there were only two people quarreling in the secret room, and one voice was very familiar to Li Shushi. It belonged to the little black-bellied little A Luoli. Although the voice was slightly out of shape probably because of anger, it would not make Li Shushi admit his mistake. .

As for the other voice, what should be said?

Although there is nothing wrong with arguing with little A Luoli, but compared to the slightly "anxious" little A Luoli, the owner of this voice is a little more calm, or he is disdainful and aloof towards little A Luoli.And with that slightly hoarse neutral voice, if Li Shushi didn't know that the other party would definitely be turned away by little A Luo Li Niang, he would have thought that the other party was a real gentleman.

In fact, although the two voices were indeed arguing, it was true that the voice of the little A Luoli who sounded a little "anxious" was not high no matter which one.But first of all, both of them speak very fast, and they often interrupt without waiting for the other to finish a sentence, and then both of them continue to speak at the same time.Even if the voices of the two people originally had a unique taste, but when mixed together, it becomes not a taste.It's like cola is delicious, beer is also delicious, but if you mix the two... Li Shu really doesn't know how others will feel, but he himself will never waste food anymore.

As for the second thing, it is because of the airtight environment here, although it can effectively prevent the internal sound from leaking out, but it does not handle the sound reflection well enough, so there is already enough mixed sound plus the addition of echoes. , it becomes an annoying noise completely, and it is not the kind of very high frequency.It's more like the feeling of a hundred flies and mosquitoes constantly shaking around your ears.

Wanted to sleep peacefully in this situation.Anyway, considering Li Shushi's nerve strength, it was really difficult.

"Have you woke up? Although I hate the relationship I feel with you in my body, I am not an unreasonable madman. I believe that you are also being played by the gods and have to accept this fate. Do you want to resist the shackles imposed on you by those damn gods? If you want, I can forgive your sins. Let you stand in my shadow and worship my majesty. As long as you kill the hypocrites who do everything Your hypocrisy. Just prove your determination. Thank you for my kindness!"

Because he had just woken up, Li Shushi's brain had not been able to resume normal operation for a while, and in his opinion, even if it resumed normal operation, he would not be able to understand this series of words at all.Let's not talk about that title that sounds very convoluted, but what is that "fake", what "fake", it's about a coquettish girl, why is every word you say so easy to understand, but when put together it completely confuses you. People can't understand it!Is it possible that I accidentally transmigrated to another place and got two cute and wonderful younger sisters?Although that kind of result is the ultimate enjoyment for girls, but he said that with Su Xiaoluoli, he has no love for the tsundere girl who is full of crabs and has a vicious tongue (Note) Ah!

However, I always felt that it was not the first time I heard that "fake" or something, but for a while, I couldn't remember where I heard it before, but judging from the neutral voice, it seemed that she hated it. The existence she called a "false".

Huh?Hey!

Li Shushi suddenly reacted.

In other words, if he remembered correctly, there are only five "people" in the secret room now.

Although the identities of Ya Ya Luoli and Xiao A Luoli are mysterious, but since they are sisters, they should have similar identities (those two thunderous names must have been selectively forgotten by someone), and the rest There are only three of me, an absolutely ordinary human being, the mysterious blonde ghost who quarrels with little Aloli as soon as she comes out, and the last one left is Su Xiaoluoli who is making a knee pillow for herself beside her. .

Could it be that the "fake" in the ghost's mouth refers to Su Xiaoluoli? !

Could it be that this ghost asked himself to kill his own cute loli as soon as he appeared on the stage! ! !

"Are you so willing to succumb to the shackles that are imprisoned on you by those hateful gods who think they are superior, or are you willing to indulge in those false things that mere fakes use to deceive you. Humph! Stupid fellow, If you still have something called 'wisdom' in your head, then open your eyes that can see through emptiness, and use your actions to prove that you are a man who is qualified to stand in my shadow and look up at my back, and kill that man If you are only a fake, you will find that you are so powerful without the shackles. You have such aptitude, and I also believe that you have the ability to fully display this aptitude."

At this moment, the hoarse voice that made Li Shushi more and more uncomfortable sounded again, and this time Li Shushi finally woke up and saw the appearance of the other party...

Uh... that Yuzi sauce, if I close my eyes now, there is still time.

It can be seen that the most important place has been covered by a piece of clean linen, but perhaps because of the quarrel with little A Luoli, the weizhi of the linen has become irregular due to the twisting of the body, so now Li Shushi What I saw was such a dew-like appearance, which was even more alluring because it added a bit of hazy feeling to the whole body.

Especially the blond girl's wheat-colored skin, which is similar to the color of sackcloth.In this slightly dark secret room, people have the illusion that they can't tell whether the girl is wearing it or not, covering it or not covering it.

However, even so, if the girl's secondary sexual characteristics were not overdeveloped, just looking at the girl's delicate but handsome face and hearing the slightly hoarse neutral voice, maybe Li Shushi would think that standing in front of him The first one is a heroic young man who has a lot in common with Zhao Yun.

It can be said that although she was forcibly turned into a daughter by external forces, compared with the petite and weak Nero sauce, the girl in front of her has more heroism and arrogance as a man.

I just don't know if it's psychological.It was an illusion caused by the dim light in the secret room.The expression on the girl's face was a bit ferocious, which overshadowed all the good qualities in her body, and even made Li Shushi feel like standing in front of him was the most evil boss, and it was also the most difficult one. The hidden ones.

"Why. Are you still hesitating? I have wasted too much time for mere mere mortals like you. Don't treat my generous kindness as a boring thing that can be thrown away at will, or that you are ready to taste the king's wrath What!"

The girl's face seemed to become more ferocious because of anger, but such ferocity did not put too much pressure on Li Shushi.In fact, in Li Shushi's opinion, Dian Wei's deterrent power when he smiles is even better than the girl's current appearance.

However, what made Li Shushi speechless was that the little A Luoli, who had been arguing with the girl at first, didn't take the initiative to stand up and attract the firepower back when she saw the girl pointing the gun at her. Beside Ya Loli, naturally took out a lollipop that Li Shushi gave Ya Ya Loli from Ya Ya Loli's arms, and then licked it happily.And the most exasperating thing is that this little Aloli still didn't forget to give Li Shushi a look of "Come on, my sister is optimistic about you".

Look after your sister!

By the way, let me clean up the mess that you lolis have made. You really deserve to be a group of lolis.

With this in mind, Li Shushi bravely met the forceful sight of the blonde girl.

Of course, Li Shushi himself will never admit that the reason why he thinks this way is entirely for the so-called "man's dignity".

"Who are you, what qualifications do you have to order me, and why should I obey your orders? It's ridiculous!"

Hmph~ You dare to instigate yourself to hurt your own loli as soon as you come up, you really deserve to die!Stare at me, stare at me!Stare at me again and I'll drink you up, no, it's xxoo, anyway, MP crystals probably have coercive power over such things.

"Have you been fooled by that fake thing? You are really a stupid mortal, what a pity about your aptitude. Who am I? Why am I qualified to order you? Why do you have to obey my orders? Hahahaha... I am the king! The king who carries the whole world on his back! The king's orders must be carried out! The king's orders cannot be disobeyed! I have given you the honor of paying homage to this king and walking in the shadow of this king, and you must return it The glory I bestow on you. Your blood, your flesh, your bones, your body, your soul, everything belongs to this king, so what qualifications do you have to disobey this king's orders!"

Hey, hey, little Aloli, where did you find this chuunibha patient?But to be able to keep his face in this way, no, it should be said that it is a matter of course to say such a shameful play-style speech in the second grade, Li Shushi thinks that the other party can be regarded as a talent, but when he thinks that in the future, he will still be in love with such a superb "love" Kill each other", Li Shushi felt full of entanglement.

Or just waste one mp crystal and let the opponent cut himself off?Who told Qi to bully his own loli as soon as he came up.

"Sao girl, for a teenager, the second illness is a rare experience in life. But for an adult, the second illness is really a disease. This disease must be cured, otherwise it will be too late. There is no chance of rescue."

By the way, is such persuasion useful to girls who are still in the second stage of middle school?

Well, as long as you see the crazy laughter of the blonde girl, you will know the result.And looking at the second-year middle school girl who looked up to the sky and smiled, her face became more ferocious, and she almost couldn't see her original good looks. Ruthless than anyone else, a certain red-haired man who became crazy and unparalleled in the world was linked together.

In other words, except for the big difference in hair color.The blonde girl in front of her just needs to dye her hair and put on the red-haired man's cosplay costume. Basically, she will be the best cosplayer at the animation festival.

Of course, although many second-year girls are actually very loving and cute, just like those lily girls and rotten girls, but for the one in front of him, Li Shushi thinks that even if someone gives him for nothing, maybe he will Thank you for being sensitive.

Who is idle all day at home playing love and killing each other, and he is not the kind of invincible shaking m ah mouth!

It's just that even though I think so, the problem is that the second-year girl has already entered the house.And in order not to let the little A Luoli over there see the joke.Li Shushi really didn't dare to use the trump card of mp crystal lightly, otherwise God knows what kind of excuses those two enjoying-looking little lolitas would use to arrange their behavior for the sake of their beloved lollipop, and then take the opportunity to get themselves to sign a different contract. treaty of equality.

Baihumiao, look at how much my brother has sacrificed for you.You must work harder!

"You're such a funny guy. It's been a long time since I laughed so hard at an idiot's nonsense!"

All right.Don't think about things so far away, let's get rid of the second-year girl in front of you first.

"Maybe you used to be the so-called king somewhere. But that doesn't mean you are my king, and it doesn't mean you have the right to order me. And even if you have the right to order me. I won't listen to your ridiculous The command!"

"Hmph! A man who is bewitched by fakes, are you so obsessed with it, and even go astray!"

"I don't know why you call Yuzijiang a fake, and I don't know why you are so persistent in letting me hurt her, but I clearly remember the ups and downs the two of us have gone through over the years, from when I was still penniless Starting from an unknown person, until now, maybe we can leave an insignificant name on the long scroll of history. The two of us support and encourage each other like this. No, compared to the dazzling Yuzi sauce, I am ordinary. I was encouraged by Yuzi sauce There should be more time. I often stand behind me silently, cheer for me, consider the details that I have forgotten due to my carelessness, and provide me with a safe and warm harbor. In my heart , no one can replace the existence of Yuzi-chan. As for you, I don’t know that you who have no intersection with Yuzi-chan before will be so eager to kill her. It’s hard to believe that you were once history I am a famous person. But I also want to warn you, if you dare to try to hurt Yuzijiang again, even if I am a mortal with mediocre qualifications, I will definitely make you regret it for the rest of my life. The sages of my family once said: "If you are a soldier, you will be angry , two corpses, five steps of bleeding, the world is nothing! 'Although I am not talented in learning, I would like to imitate the sages!"

Although Li Shushi was actually very interested in the "fakes" that the blonde girl in front of him kept mentioning, he was even more dissatisfied with Ghost's unscrupulous attitude towards Su Xiaoluoli.That's his own cute loli, why would you, a mere blond girl, dare to yell and kill you as soon as you meet her?

Although he thinks so, Li Shushi is not sure that his words can really shake the other party. After all, no matter whether the other party is a real king or a girl in the second grade, at least one thing is the same between the two, and that is for his own judgment. As long as the self-confidence is what they believe, it is impossible to shake it with just a few words.

So rather than saying that Li Shushi wants the other party to give up his previous ideas, it is better to say that Li Shushi is swearing sovereignty to the other party, expressing his attitude on this matter, making the other party scruples, and finally returning to the relationship with Xiao A Luoli The road to confrontation.

"My lord husband is the most handsome, and my lord husband is the best!"

Of course, unexpected gains are not completely absent, although based on Li Shushi's understanding of Su Xiaoluoli, such gains cannot be completely accidental, after all, although her own lolita looks like a big sister on weekdays, she drives a big lily Gong is unruly, but as long as she coaxes her with her heart, she is actually a very soft girl~

Of course, as long as you coax him, it seems that Li Shushi's hardness has increased several times in an instant, and the brackets are in various senses...

"Is there such a deep bond between you and this fake...Should I praise your bravery or laugh at your stupidity, to speak to the king in such a tone, and to utter such self-deprecating weixie."

Sure enough, as if irritated by Li Shushi's speech just now, the blonde girl's eyes seemed to have undergone some changes, from the original bright silver-gray to scarlet, and she also exuded a huge prestige.

Of course, because of the special relationship between the two, the blond girl did all of this to no avail.

What was even more unexpected to Li Shushi was that after the two of them had looked at each other for a long time, the one who was the first to retreat was the very strong blonde girl who had always been acting like this.

And if this is not the most surprising thing, then when the blond girl withdrew her aggressive aura, Li Shushi could vaguely see a subtle arc on the corner of the girl's mouth.

Is it a taunt?Or some other reason?

Li Shushi, who has already graduated from middle school for not knowing how many years ago, said that he has long been unable to understand the Jingshen world that exists.

However, just when Li Shushi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the second girl with blond hair suddenly spoke again:

"Just now your aura was good, and I recognize your aura of risking your life to protect your friends. So I give you a piece of advice, you'd better not use that kind of rhetoric that makes people laugh out loud, that kind of loophole How can a king who is brave enough to fight against the sudden appearance of assassins be able to be called a sage? It is just a joke imagined by foolish people in order to belittle the king. It’s really ridiculous that the old man changed his color and knelt down because of threats. And you, who used this kind of joke to improve his momentum, is even more ridiculous! Hahahaha!!”

Speaking of which, how should I complain about this passage? Should I complain that she, as a being who is familiar with the culture of the Central Plains, can still grow a head of blonde hair, or should I complain about how a foreigner knows this story from "Warring States Policy"? .

So I hate this kind of inexplicable girl with secondary illness the most.

ps: Note: Several of them are from the "X Story" series, Flame Sisters and Battlefield Queen.And the reason why I use this stalk is because the little sister was once called a fake, but such a cute sister is a fake, as long as there is love, there is no problem, right~

ps: Big mistake, I forgot to upload Chapter 135 before, and jumped directly to Chapter 136. I didn't expect that we would also be on it naturally.Fortunately, it can be corrected. Although it does not affect the coherence of the plot very much, I still hope that everyone can look back and say it.