The Heroic Biography of Little People

A certain blond-haired middle-aged girl finally calmed down without all kinds of inhumane means

Although I don't know why this blond-haired middle-two and that fleshy, water-like green-haired weak girl got together so quickly, but there is no need to listen to the quarrel between her and little Aloli, which has revealed the dark history of each other in the end For an ordinary person like Li Shushi, it is really a matter of rejoicing.

God knows if the two of them continue to quarrel, will Li Shushi himself be snapped off by little Aloli?

"You know too much" This kind of line is bloody, but it can probably be regarded as a universal standard. Don't you see that the former hero Buhou and the director of the Public Security Bureau under the mayor are not allowed for this reason? Bu staged a thrilling drama that made people feel quite thrilling, and finally successfully led to the most sensational case in the second decade of the 21st century

So sometimes you can really say "ignorance is bliss"

It's just that for the two loli Yaya and Xiao Ah, this result obviously made them a little disappointed

One is because the toy that was originally very interesting finally became less interesting, and the other is because I originally wanted to summon an existence that could amuse myself, but I saw that she had already "betrayed" the organization before she could make a move. , although the generous Yaya Loli would not become angry and punish the ghost that made her a little unhappy, but this feeling of being robbed of love and made a tauren is not so good, even if it is robbed It's just a toy

Of course, looking at the appearance of the two people's rapid "adultery love", I feel that these two people may have some kind of unknown or well-known adultery, but because I don't know the names of the two people, it is not very sure. That's all

So, little Aloli left the clamor of "You two will work for that human until you die", and followed Aya Loli out of the secret room, because they still need to go to Li Shushi to appease the two people's resentment. The specially arranged lollipop production demonstration tour, of course, being able to eat various candies in various states while visiting is the reason to divert the attention of the two loli

"Although I hated the gods who took my love away from me and brought it back again, I don't thank those gods for it, but I also follow my love's advice, Don’t curse them at will, after all, compared with the pain of losing a loved one, although you have to endure the gods above your head, the feeling of happiness and satisfaction in your heart is the most precious.”

It is true that love can really change a person. Yeh, the second-year middle school girl who was full of anger and shouting when she first appeared on the stage has become gentle now. Li Shushi and his little friends were stunned.

Yes, seeing Su Xiaoluoli's undisguised surprised expression, Li Shushi felt that it was a bit too exaggerated. It was obvious that the blond hair was not in the middle at the beginning, and now this ghost doesn't seem to be in the middle at all. The expression of "Graduation [-]" makes people wonder whether the girl from the [-]nd grade just now appeared.

Obviously, when the blond girl showed extreme aggressiveness towards Su Xiaoluoli before, she was not so surprised to see Su Xiaoluoli. Girls who have not graduated from Secondary [-] will act like this

Although Su Xiaoluoli like that is somewhat strange, but compared with Su Xiaoluoli who now looks like "I'm very surprised", on the contrary, that very calm appearance is more like Su Xiaoluoli's normal form

"By the way, the gap between you and the front is too big, and I mean, you won't yell at my Yuzijiang anymore, right?"

"Ah~ Broken love can make people crazy, you should be able to understand, if I kill the girl behind you, you will probably look like me before, so compare my heart, I think I can understand you Feelings, you don’t have to worry about me hurting your loved one anymore. As for the current appearance, the one in my family (looking at the green-haired cowardly girl hanging on her body) doesn’t seem to like my previous appearance. The look, although I think the previous look is more chic, but since she doesn't like it, then I can change it, it's not too important anyway."

Fuck me, this character setting collapsed too quickly

"Then where do you plan to go in the future? If you are willing to work for me, I will be more than happy to welcome you."

"Hmph~ Although I intend to change some of my habits, but this does not include the point of being a subordinate of others. You must know that I am the king who rules over all peoples. Even the gods cannot make me submit, so I am more Don't call yourself a mortal."

"Yes, yes, yes... I'm an ordinary mortal, I'm really sorry, but I'm just leaving you two ghosts here to eat and do nothing. Isn't it a big loss? Not to mention that if you are too far away from me, God knows if the contract will happen. If there is a breakdown or something, at that time, one of you will belong to that little Aloli, and the other will belong to that Yaya Loli, and you will be separated again, and if you separate this time, you will have to wait until the year of the monkey if you want to meet again next time. So... think about it~"

"Are you planning to weixie me as the king!"

It can be seen that although the blond girl is not in the second grade, the corresponding majesty and aura of standing at the top for a long time are more pure. Even so, it is still useless to Li Shushi, the contractor.

"No, no, it's just an exchange of equal value, because now it seems that I am the one who suffers."

"You should be proud of being my energy provider who is the king. It's too disrespectful to care about your interests! Don't you want to be a philistine businessman!"

"I'm sorry, I worked in a grocery store when I was young, so I'm really sorry that I'm a merchant, and the profession of merchants has provoked you. Without us, merchants, how could we make products accessible to the world and meet the needs of all walks of life?"

"Don't think I don't know the greed of your businessmen, as long as you have enough interests, you dare to trample on all the laws of the world!"

"Don't talk about us businessmen, even if you have interests that attract you, you still just step over and over."

"I am the greatest king. The king's will is the law, and the king's hobbies are the guidelines for the actions of the subjects!"

Well, unknowingly, it seems that the blond girl seems to have a tendency to slide towards the second class. Sure enough, even if some inherent attributes want to self-regulate, it is not an easy task. It should be said that it is what the senbei have summed up like that

The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change!

Therefore, in the face of such an opponent, we can only throw out the last trump card:

"Hmph~ If you two don't follow me, did you see that the mp in my hand has crystallized? (Show the crystallization) This thing can force you to do one thing~ Anything is fine~ That is to say, I can order You commit suicide (referring to the blond girl) and then order you to serve me for one night before committing suicide (referring to the green-haired girl), although this is too much for an honest gentleman like me, but as a qualified businessman, I can’t do it Obviously a loss-making deal.”

If you were an upright gentleman, how could you come up with such a vicious method, huh!

Perhaps this is the voice of the two girls who have finally found their true love after thousands of years

"I'm going to fight you!" The blond girl frowned like a cat whose tail had been stepped on

And the green-haired girl next to her looks like a cowardly girl next to the blonde girl, but judging from the murderous aura she exudes, she is not the kind of character who can only be cute. If she hadn't met her lover at the same time Gender changed by a lolita with a bad taste (probably) should also be an outstanding warrior in history

Like Patroclus next to Achilles, Hephaistion next to Alexander

So the two of them are really like women and women.

It's just that in this way, the favorability, which is not very high, will directly become plural and go straight to absolute zero.

But Li Shushi doesn't care about this at all.

After all, until now, he still has a heart for the fact that the blond girl forced him to kill Su Xiaoluoli as soon as she came up.

By the way, talking about Su Xiaoluoli, what is Su Xiaoluoli doing now? I haven’t heard her voice, and I almost forgot about this Sura Yinmeng. When did she learn Jia Xu’s Akalin stunt?

And why does it feel like the blue is better than the blue?

"Because I saw my husband having fun there, I didn't have the heart to bother him. I thought that even without us, my handsome husband would be able to make all the cute girls come over with a shock."

No, no, no, seriously, even if it looks like an upside-down, you were very reluctant at first, right?

"Master Husband said this, it hurts my heart too much, but I have dedicated everything to Mrs. Husband from the very beginning."

Li Shushi could only declare defeat to the smiling loli in front of him. After all, it is not an order of magnitude at all, not to mention that Li Shushi doubts whether Su Xiaoluoli has obtained the certificate of "focusing on molesting Li Shushi for 100 years".

It's just that if she really has this kind of certificate, should it be considered that Su Xiaoluoli has graduated or has she repeated too many times?

It's better not to think too much about this kind of problem, otherwise you'll just wait for it to turn into a shooting star or a meatloaf under a frying pan.

Therefore, Li Shushi turned his eyes back to the two Lily groups who secretly discussed while Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli were playing tricks.

At this moment, the two of them had calmed down again. Although what Li Shushi said really shocked the two of them, if Li Shushi did that, it would seem quite unacceptable whether it was the pain of separation or the pain of being humiliated, and Li Shushi's request In fact, although it is difficult for them, especially the blond girl, Li Shushi is right after all, that is, without Li Shushi's support, there will be no two people getting together even if they are talking about secondary school. The unchanging arrogance in her soul made the blond girl unable to accept this unequal exchange, even though she seemed to be taking advantage

"Then what are you going to ask us to do? If it's too weak and it's a big deal, I can endure it for thousands of years, and I don't care about enduring thousands of years to find opportunities for revenge."

Well, this kind of speech seems to be considered soft for the blond girl. Li Shushi also knows not to push too much. Of course, he is more aware that although this method has gained the opponent's effectiveness, it is either indifferent or hostile compared to the degree of favorability.

Anyway, there is already a Nero sauce, so Loli Su can't help but play a little temper to express her displeasure, and with a few more "caring" ghosts by her side, Loli Su must be able to bite the handkerchief. Su Xiaoluoli in the handkerchief should also be very cute, but considering that Su Xiaoluoli in this state is very likely to be blackened, so it is better not to appear

Of course, Li Shushi couldn't help curling his lips inwardly at the blond ghost's arrogant expression. Damn, you could endure it for thousands of years because you thought you would never see your lover again, so naturally you don't care about time. The problem, now you see it but lose it again, this kind of gain and loss is the biggest blow, just like losing and regaining will make people more excited, not to mention that you also know the way to see each other again, so waiting is even more tormenting

The other party should not be an idiot, so this point should be clearly thought out, and this is probably another important reason why the other party finally surrendered.

It seems that Li Shushi feels that he really has the demeanor of the villain boss who separates the hero and heroine in fairy tales

So who are these two in front of me?Romeo and Juliet?

It is said that although the story is not one of the four tragedies, it is definitely not a fairy tale!

"Then I welcome you two to join us. As for what the two will be responsible for... I wonder what the two are good at?"

"This king is omnipotent, especially as a great king, no one in this world can surpass my ability as a king"

"Then let me tell you, the green-haired one. By the way, can you really not say the names of the two of you? You also said that you are 'stars who will die if you know your name', so you must not let others know your name."

"It's better to give up the previous name. After all, the most important thing is for the two of us to live a quiet life. I don't want to think about it at all, Wang, God, and whether the knowledge from thousands of years ago is still suitable for this. I don't know the year, but if we are allowed to do legal work, I think there is no problem. We have nothing to worry about, and we can guarantee enough fairness, and I believe that my brain and hers are enough to deal with all problems. Although it seems Sometimes he is crazy, but he is actually a very smart person~ So as long as you are familiar with the current legal provisions, there should be no problem.”

"So how are you two fighting?"

"It's not boasting, this is where we are most confident, but even though we say so, if you don't believe it, you can find someone to test our strength. Although our bodies have become a little different from before, we feel our strength. It hasn’t declined, but if you get familiar with the new body, you may be able to improve.”

"It's good to test it out, not only because I want to see your strength, but those 'militants' under me also like powerful fighters very much. It's not as interesting as before. If new strong people can join, it should be a good thing for them. As for your work... There are two positions you can consider, one is to serve as my employer. The deputy of the State Supervision History, waited to be promoted to the full-time post after getting familiar with the work, and the other was the post of the postal superintendent of the state."

"What kind of work do the two positions manage?" The green-haired girl seemed a little moved. As for the blond girl who always had to take a second look from time to time, she seemed to know the final result of the negotiation between herself and Li Shushi. They could only break up unhappy, so they simply stood aside without saying a word, anyway, she absolutely trusted the green-haired girl

Hehe, it's really a comforting thing not to have to talk to chuunibyou

"The history of state supervision is mainly responsible for the law and order of a state, including handling some criminal cases and civil disputes, arresting criminal fugitives and cracking those difficult cases. The postal supervisor is responsible for the supervision and investigation of officials from all over the state, and even has the power to judge the officials under investigation under certain circumstances. It is directly responsible to the state pastor and is independent of the state. Supervisory History Jobs”

"I didn't expect that the division of labor among officials would become more detailed after thousands of years. Isn't it a bit too complicated?"

"There is no way. The longest part of the land I manage can reach 300 million feet from north to south, and 200 million feet from east to west. The population under my control is 40 households with more than 5 million people. You can say that there are thousands of officials in 79 counties and [-] counties. It’s okay to say that I don’t set up a post dedicated to managing officials, otherwise God knows how they will be corrupted by those local tyrants.”

This time, not only the green-haired girl, but also the blond middle-aged girl also showed a dumbfounded look. Perhaps for the ancient human leaders who could probably evolve into a city from a primitive tribe like them and occupy a considerable area, Such a huge population and the huge area where the huge population is located are beyond their imagination in the past.

For this, Li Shushi could only twitch his lips and laugh at the other party's "bumpkin" in his heart. After all, for a modern person, a modern Chinese, no matter how large the population density is, it can't compare with the buses and subways during the morning rush hour. Compared with the kind of car that is like a war and the inside of a car is like canned food, Bingzhou now even has very few crowded areas. Even if it hadn't been successful in acquiring Lianghe, the most core area of ​​the Han Empire, the population of Bingzhou alone, Li Shushi, would feel a bit shabby

Of course, Bingzhou, a land of three counties alone, might be able to make the two ghosts in front of them show such expressions. After all, once the number exceeds a certain order of magnitude, no matter how many more are left, it will already be exceeded. their imagination

"I want to choose the first position!"

Just when Li Shushi was happy that he had successfully shocked the two haughty ghosts, the voice of the blond girl who likes the middle two from time to time rang in his ears, and there seemed to be no frivolous look on her face I mean, it's kind of solemn.

"Okay, I promise you just, I'm curious about the reason why you made such a choice"

As for the green-haired cowardly girl over there, she looks so dazzling, Su Xiaoluoli, don't you feel blinded by it?

"As long as I think that I can decide the life and death of so many ants, I will feel extremely excited!!!"

Policeman, there is a pervert here!

I hope Old Man Tong can teach this poor brat who couldn't graduate from No. [-] Middle School

ps: ps: Dumex is really black-hearted, if you don’t boycott it, you will be sorry for the next generation