The Heroic Biography of Little People

"I won't say anything, my love for adults will never change!"

An originally beautiful figure now looks like an evil ghost returning from hell. Not only is his face ferocious, but his voice is even more piercing and screaming like venting. If it is not possible to determine the identity of the other party, just seeing this picture I'm afraid that the scene will never be connected with the name that used to be synonymous with beauty

"It's the same sentence over and over again, whether it's seduction, weixie or other means, it's not easy to use. This woman is really steadfast enough for that thing called *love, and I admire it."

"Is that so? Or maybe the reason why we do so much useless work is actually just the way to open it?"

"Speaking of it, I haven't met a few times. Why do you speak more and more like that human being? Well, not only the tone of your speech is becoming more and more similar, but I really think I saw some things that shouldn't be seen, such as Those yellow ones..."

"Xiao Wu, do you want to die once, maybe you will realize something amazing?"

"I said sister, when did you even learn such a weixie way? It's really not like you."

"There is a good saying 'if you don't die, you won't die', that human being has a lot of words that are worth pondering~"

"No wonder even those yellow things are willing to send out, my little blue bird has met an opponent this time~"

From the shadows, two graceful figures walked out, but you couldn't see any other details except for the curves that caused people's daydreams. They were like fairies shrouded in clouds. , so tempting, but thousands of miles away from ordinary people

"But it's been so many days, that guy can still hold on, but he can't read much useful information. It makes people feel really weird, and even I feel a little frustrated."

Like ordinary people, she stretched her waist beautifully, and showed off her beautiful figure to her heart's content. It was only because of her own sake that such behavior would not be discovered by anyone except the one beside her. good sister

"Maybe we thought in the wrong direction at the beginning."

It seems that girls in palace costumes can always maintain that elegance and calmness. Of course, Li Shushi will never believe this description, because he will roll up his sleeves, even if there are no traces on them, he will tell you what a girl once said to you. The "spotted crime" he committed, and the expression of the girl in the palace costume at that time was not at all elegant or even a lady

"Huh? Elder sister, did you discover something? I remember that elder sister, you had a secret conversation with those two little guys for a long time."

"I once asked those two lolis to help me find the whereabouts of that woman within their jurisdiction, and guess what?"

"Could it be that sister, you found that woman's soul?!"

Sister Xuanwuyu was really surprised this time, she didn't understand why the girl in palace costume knew such news and went to interrogate the imprisoned soul, or who would the imprisoned soul be?

"That's true. Although this news is indeed a bit surprising, I was not surprised at first. After all, it is not difficult to divide a soul into several parts with that method. Let's use that woman's feelings to do something he can't do. Even if we have the ability to go to the underworld to find out what we have seen, we will only be deceived by illusions and..."

The girl in palace costume looked at Sister Xuanwu with a funny look on her face

"Isn't it a bit strange for you to show such a surprised look? You are the highest official of the underworld. You also proposed this conjecture at the beginning. If this is the case, then the woman's soul was split into two or more. the same"

"Haha," Sister Xuanwu Yu showed an unscrupulous smile, "Isn't this to cooperate with you?"

"Really, I'm still in the mood to make jokes at this time." The girl in palace costumes mercilessly criticized Xuanwu Yujie's unscrupulous behavior, but such "criticism" is really not deterrent to Xuanwu Yujie. strong

"Then what kind of new discovery has my most beloved elder sister made?"

"Perhaps the woman we captured was merely a manifestation or carrier of an emotion?"

The girl in palace costume said a little uncertainly, it can be seen that she is not very sure about her guess

"Why do you think so?" It's not so much a doubt, it's better to say that Xuanwu Yujie has believed the other party's guess

"Actually, I have always wondered why that little guy encountered such a fruit that is obviously made of energy, but he met that woman. I never knew that a human soul can have such a high intensity. , can resist the turbulent energy flow that is enough to crush them countless times in fruit making, just because her behavior has a clear purpose, has emotions that we are familiar with, plus some misleading by that little guy! Huh! Seeing the beautiful Women will soften their hearts"

"Ahem, when you don't need it, it's 'that human', and when it's useful, it's the little guy..."

"Xuanwu children's shoes, when you don't talk casually, no one will treat you as a dumb~"

"Yes! My dearest and most beloved elder sister!"

If Li Shushi saw this scene now, he would definitely shout "So Xuanwu Yujie, you also have today", such a deadly remark

"Okay, I should go back, remember that little guy said that today...to make dumplings?"

"It's true, I must go and see if there is my favorite 'shepherd's purse pork dumpling'"

So, the two goddesses who started to drool (?) immediately accelerated their pace to Wusun King City

However, they may not realize that not long after they left that place, a mysterious black shadow moved into the place where they were before, and soon some faint voices came from inside, and then calmness returned

as if nothing happened

Just like Xuanwu Yujie said, the hall of the Grand Prince's Mansion located in Wusun King City is now full of joy. Not only has the hall been newly decorated, but also many red decorations have been added.

These are of course the customs advocated by Li Shushi

If the main color of the environment around the hall is red, then the main color of the center of the hall is soft white

"Pfft hahaha~ Baihumeow, this time you should change your name to Baimao. I don’t know why you always think that the job of washing dishes is very suitable for you. Well, there is also laundry, maybe you are also quite suitable. ~"

"Meow! Don't say meow is all white, and you don't have to be meowy! You are going to mourn someone~"

"Hmph! Saying these things during the festival is indeed a simple-minded kitten who only knows how to fight."

"It's better than you, who looks like meow's younger brother, but meow is more popular than you, meow!"

"You kitten is crazy, if you have the ability, you can make an edible dumpling"

"Meow will definitely do it, and then use Meow's delicious dumplings and Shushi to return lollipops and Xiaoyu's dumplings!"

"Huh!" x2

Uh, it seems the camera is in the wrong corner, but it seems that since the "lollipop battle" fiasco, the relationship between Xiao A Luoli and Bai Humei seems to have cooled down quickly and Ya Ya Loli is also there secretly giving Xiao A Luo Come on, Li, it seems that these two magical creatures, Loli and Luotai, will inevitably slide to the brink of war in the end

Or has entered the rhythm of war?

But take a look at the progress on both sides, maybe you can understand why you have to go to Li Shushi to be beaten by Li Shushi but you can only endure it in silence

They are obviously very good ingredients. Why do they become dark hell dishes in the hands of these people?

Sure enough, to some extent, this can be regarded as a natural skill.

In other words, if Jia Xu learns such a skill, will the effect of poisonous smoke, one of his best skills, be greatly enhanced?

I always feel shuddering even just thinking about it.

"How can you not eat dumplings during the Spring Festival!"

With completely useless breasts (Hey, hey, how could you have that kind of thing? You don’t have the same gender as Su Xiaoluoli, and you don’t have the stalwart figure like Arnold, so don’t do unnecessary things Fantasizing!), Li Shushi imitated a pose of a handsome male lead in a certain idol drama and said triumphantly

"Is the meat stuffing ready? Do you need to add a little more salt? What's your taste? Do you like it milder or saltier?"

"The mutton this time is the freshest lamb meat, so the smell of mutton is definitely just right."

"Is beef really edible? It's really troublesome to eat once in the Central Plains. It takes a long time to wait, and the slaughtered cows are old cows that can't go to the ground. Although the broth It’s delicious but the meat is not chewable at all.”

"Dumpling~dumpling~dumpling~dumpling~dumpling big family (fog)..."

Of course, it is conceivable that no one responded to him, and everyone was busy with their own affairs

Dumplings seem to have been born at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but the famous doctor Zhang Ji and Zhang Zhongjing who invented it at the end of the Han Dynasty did not intend to invent a delicious delicacy at all, but regarded it as a kind of cold warding The medicine, and because it is a soup, it is more appropriate to say that it is not a dumpling, but a ravioli

However, at least it includes several major elements of dumplings. Wrap the stuffing with dough, then throw it into the soup and cook it, then fish it out and eat it. Or eat it with soup and water

However, in this plane, Li Shushi has been working hard to promote this kind of food since he traveled to Zhuo County. It can be said that he can claim that he is the first inventor of dumplings in this plane without any pressure.

Although without the generous support of the old man Tong, it is estimated that with Li Shushi's economic level and influence, it would be impossible to get such a laurels. Became the object of common admiration of the slaughterhouse and butchers. In terms of time alone, at least He Jin should be more qualified than the third master, not to mention that it has been written down in history as "the three ministers in the garden and the second minister, The descendants of Ma Yuan, who are "five doors, but hear the sound of pigs"

Therefore, in the era when there was no patent law, becoming an inventor often did not depend on your ingenuity, but on whether you were famous enough. If you use it, everyone will think that you are the smart person. If you are lucky, you can even leave a mark in the history books. This is completely confirmed.

Of course, with Li Shuzhen's current level, as long as the existence of dumplings in history is not deliberately erased, he can basically be said to be in the bag.

It's just that Li Shushi really doesn't care about this. After all, it's hard to provide him with any chance to make a fortune. On the contrary, if it can spread, maybe he will taste more delicacies

After all, the wisdom of the common people is the most terrifying existence.

"The wheat here is also very good. Maybe you can collect some and go back for research."

Luo He, who has been in hiding for a long time, rolled out the dumpling wrapper and sighed, seeing that her skillful movements were even faster than Li Shushi who taught the movements, and the dumpling wrappers were also a little thinner than Li Shushi.

"Shouldn't such a thin dumpling skin be afraid of breaking when it is put into the pot?"

The three princesses, if you don't count Xuanmi's younger sister, can barely be called the four princesses, they are curiously surrounding Luo He

Although Xuanmi's younger sister is considered a hardworking girl compared to the three princesses, when she encountered the extremely difficult action of making dumplings, she was directly knocked down by one blow. The old lady is not much better.

However, compared to the three loli and loli who always like to shift to more subtle places with subtle cooking skills, the four princesses obviously don't have such bad attributes. After all, they are just ordinary mortals, which is an inevitable result, but Watching them earnestly learn from Luo He how to roll the dough, how to choose the right amount of dumpling filling, and how to quickly and beautifully pinch the dumpling skin, it really makes people look forward to their dumplings. After all, at least the dumplings made by their hands do not need to be mosaiced, nor do they emit thick smoke of strange colors, and they will not appear in liver-shattering colors and emit terrible bubbles

So it's better for Bai Humiao and Xiao A Luoli and you guys not to waste food there

Although he wanted to make such a cry, Li Shushi suddenly found that he did not have that ability.

Being placed in a corner, he can't even do a move like orz, so it's a great restriction on how he expresses his frustration!

"Do you only use the symbol orz to express depression..." Because Miss Suzaku, who was also helpless but very self-aware, came over with a box of cream, and the smooth and delicate cream radiated out just by looking at it. seductive feeling

It's a pity that Li Shuzhen's current state can only look at the food and sigh, because...he was tied up into a caterpillar by Su Xiaoluoli, is there any reason!

but……

"To be able to communicate with me in the heart, there is a destiny between us, Suzaku-chan~"

"Pfft", what Li Shushi answered was a sound like a blunt instrument piercing through the muscles and knocking down the bones

"Although it is true that being friends with you is not exclusive, I'm sorry, you are a good person, and we are not suitable for each other..."

Oooo!I always feel that this kind of mental attack is even more terrifying than the physical attack just now. It is so terrifying that people have even forgotten the pain caused by the physical attack just now, leaving only the sound of "You are a good person" in my head

"It looks like everyone is very happy, so let me experience this happy feeling too."

Just when Li Shushi was depressed, a familiar voice came from his ear, and then...

"It turned out to be two adults. There are enough people here, so I won't bother you two adults. However, my husband 'just happened' to find two adults. It seems that there is something 'important'. Although it is leisure time now, it is still time. business matters"

This voice is more familiar, but Su Xiaoluoli, I have nothing to do with your husband to find those two great gods. If you give me two pure "good person cards", what will you let me, your husband, have for the rest of my life? Confidence to survive

Although I think so, but considering that including Su Xiaoluoli, I can't afford to offend anyone, so I should prepare to become the queen's "sandbag" for Xuanwu Yujie

Prepare for the first shock

Seeing Xuanwu Yujie and the girl in palace costume walk in, a mysterious and mysterious sound sounded in Li Shushi's mind for some reason.

"Okay, I know that because of the examples of Xiaobai and Xiaohong, the person in your family doesn't want us to disturb the dinner she prepared. Anyway, I happen to have something to ask you, since you are so bored and tied yourself up. Come to think of it, you should have time to answer my question.”

Who on earth would be so bored that he tied himself up, and could successfully complete such a difficult movement

"You~" Although you were stopped by the girl in palace costume, but seeing Xuanwu Yujie's appearance, she still seemed very eager to try

"Okay, although it's a shame to talk about these things at such a lively time, I do have some doubts and want to get answers from you, so I hope you can tell me in detail what you know "

"This...my memory is not very good. If it is too long ago, I'm afraid I can't remember it clearly."

"It's okay, as long as you don't deliberately deceive us, and if you forget too many things, Xiaowu and I have other ways to remind you~ It's just a process, there will be a little~a little~pain~oh ~"

Looking at the flowery smile of the girl in palace costume, Li Shushi felt the mournful cry from the soul

ps: ps: Thanks to Lao Ma’s Sky Sauce for the two monthly tickets again, I’m so touched to say...

ps2: At 10:30 tonight, it seems that there will be Li Yugang's solo concert on Beijing TV. I am looking forward to it

ps3: "Academy City: The Upside-Down Law", "Naruto no Moon", you can think about it when you relax