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Chapter 169: Kill Hua Xiong with Warm Wine! (Double monthly tickets requested)

"Wow! It's showing its teeth again! It's showing its teeth again! It must like me!"

Standing on an off-road vehicle, Naza excitedly pointed at a big hippo lying in the water not far away, jumping and dancing.

This hippopotamus is also an old friend. Bai Liang and Na Zha come to see it baring its teeth every now and then, and occasionally bring it some fruits or something.

It's a pity that this thing is a bit wasteful when eating. If you throw a watermelon into its mouth, it can't eat most of it. It feels like it's just tasting something.

In fact, the hippopotamus opened its mouth and bared its teeth at the beginning, probably to protest against them.

These wild animals are all like this, they are not as well-behaved and friendly to people as the organized animals in the zoo.

But after Bai Liang lost the first watermelon, the nature of things began to change.

It's a bit like the wild wolf in Hoh Xil. It was a bit wild at first, but after being fed, it was not much different from a husky.

But today Brother Hippo might want to do something new.

After making sure that the yelling Naza was not going to give it some fruit, it turned its head decisively and faced their butt towards them.

"Hey? Is it shy?"

Bai Liang felt something was wrong and signaled the driver to back up.
As soon as we got some distance, the hippopotamus started spraying shit with its propeller.

The tail was spinning like a propeller, and it was really spraying
Naza was so shocked that he opened his mouth wide, then quickly covered it.

Of course, it’s okay if you don’t cover it at this distance, but a more scientific explanation is that molecules are moving~
"Why is it like this?"

"Obviously, it might not like you that much."

"Impossible!" Naza said unconvinced, "Those little lions, little rhinos, little zebras, and little crocodiles all like me very much!"

"How can you be so sure?"

"Because I'm beautiful~"

As she spoke, she confidently lifted her hair, held her head high and chest out, looking exceptionally confident.

It’s a pity that the wild animals would most likely not be caught, and the only one who was caught was Bai Liang.

Fortunately, that Zha’s target was only him.

The engine of the off-road vehicle roared, and Naza lost his balance and his body swayed.

But she wasn't panicking at all.

Because a big hand wrapped around her waist the next second.

She leaned against Bai Liang's arms, and leaned her little face against him, saying, "I knew you could hug me every time!"

Although this was indeed a good time for some romance, Bai Liang had to remind the girl, "Look over there."

"Wow! An elephant! It's really big. Can you come closer?"

"You'd better not do that. This thing is more dangerous than a lion. Didn't you see that the tour guide has his gun out?"

In Africa, the most dangerous thing is the wild elephant.

When this thing rushes towards you, it is much scarier than a lion or a rhino.

Fortunately, humans have invented the truth long ago.

The two local tour guides in the front seat, one was holding a large shotgun, and the other was holding an AK.

Wild Elephant: There are flaws everywhere, why does it feel like I will be killed as soon as I make a move?
Fortunately, Bai Liang brought some bananas besides AK~
It would be fine if he got close, after all, he had the card with him. If he were alone, he would probably dare to climb onto the elephant's head.

But when you take a girl out to play, you still have to be a little careful.

After completing today's wildlife viewing, the two returned to the crew leisurely.

Every time Wu Jing saw them return safely, he would feel relieved.

However, as time goes by, the original worries have been decreasing. Of course, necessary vigilance is still indispensable.

Someone from the crew was blackmailed when he went out recently.

Wu Jing was very puzzled: Why has Bai Liang never encountered such a thing?
This is Africa! It's so relaxing, just like a picnic.

But he's going to be a bad guy this time. "We've finished filming here, and the last stop is a nearby slum. Don't run around there, the security there is really bad. Our advance team was robbed twice right after they arrived."

Na Zha actually heard what was said, and immediately showed a "scared" look, and moved closer to Bai Liang.

Bai Liang became interested after hearing this. "Which slum is it? Take me there. I'll find someone to help me get the stolen things back."

"Looking for someone? Who are you looking for?"

"Local army, if you insist on looking for the gangs, that's fine, but don't talk nonsense."

Wu Jing: "Forget it, it's not something very important."

But he really saw how wild this kid Bai Liang was.

Sometimes I want to do an experiment. If I throw Bai Liang to any place on Earth, will he be able to thrive?
Because Naza has more scenes in Africa than Bai Liang, sometimes he just hangs out by himself.

So Naza couldn't explain how he got to know so many strange people.

Anyway, she only knew that every time she went out, there was someone to accompany and protect her, and she could see smiling faces wherever she went.

I didn't experience any of the barbarism and backwardness of Africa. I only experienced the local customs and the scenery of the wild.

She originally thought that this shoot might be tiring, but she actually left with nothing but wonderful memories.

This "vacation" is a great bargain!
She has thought it through. Even if Wolf Warrior 2 ends up losing all her money, she will accept it.

Just think of it as spending money to buy a relaxing, happy and sweet vacation.

But not everyone who comes to Africa can feed wild elephants, pat a lion's butt, or watch a hippopotamus bare its teeth up close.

Oh yeah, and we're filming.
Naza thought this was the most amazing thing, whenever Bai Liang was filming with her, her acting skills would be much better than usual.

In fact, the most difficult scene was the one with Wu Jing. Even though there was no intimate scene, the look in each other's eyes had to have a little bit of that meaning.

Well, I really don't feel like it.

If she was the only one in the crew, it wouldn't be impossible to overcome it.

But if Bai Liang is around, Naza will of course choose to act coquettishly.

How can I miss the chance to act cute?!
Anyway, because of Bai Liang, the entire crew likes her and spoils her.

What's more, she is also the small sponsor of the crew~
So Bai Liang had to be Wu Jing's "stand-in" for once. In a sense, he also served as a Wolf Warrior.

Although only in terms of girls.

As for Bai Liang himself, he indeed did not have many roles in Africa, even though Wu Jing had already given him more scenes.

Oh yes, the character he played was originally named Zhuo Yifan in the script, but now it has been changed to Zhuo Anliang.

After all, the previous name is unlucky.

Wu Jing expressed his understanding, saying it was just a change of character name. If he wanted, he could just call him Bai Liang.

Africa scenes later.

Bai Liang and Naza didn't have much chance to see the giant hippopotamus baring its teeth because the new filming location was too far away from those wild animals.

He was also embarrassed to always trouble the local armed forces, and it was not good to have someone drive him around every time.

But he soon found new fun with Naza.

At the same time, the crew of "Wolf Warrior 2" also welcomed a special guest.

Sign with Uncle Yu.

Uncle Yu was quite shocked when he arrived. As soon as he entered the crew, he saw two "male and female thieves" posing with AKs in their hands.

At first I didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a toy.

But when he saw Bai Liang teaching Naza how to load bullets into the magazine, he really didn't know how to do it.

He reached out and took off his sunglasses, rubbed his eyes, and after seeing it clearly, he exclaimed in surprise: "Wow~ It's real?!"

"That's right~ Hey, Uncle Yu, two shots?"

Bai Liang turned around and saw an extremely familiar face. Although he hadn't recognized him before, he subconsciously responded to the other person's words.

I couldn't help but have a Tianjin accent.

"I won't come. My old arms and legs can't handle this. You guys have your fun."

Uncle Yu waved his hand to refuse, but the next second his eyes widened because Bai Liang took out a grenade from his pocket and handed it to him.

"This has no recoil, and you can't take it with you anyway, so why don't you throw one out for fun?"

"Hey~ You still want to take it away?" Uncle Yu laughed. If he took it back, he would be caught by customs on the spot.

Boy, you are quite good at having fun.

But because of this, he immediately felt that Bai Liang was very much to his liking.

He is good at playing, he is a person who likes to play.

Uncle Yu actually took the grenade, weighed it, and then gave it back to Bai Liang, asking curiously:

"Can this make a sound?"

"They're the ones that make noises. There are only two of them. I used the last one to fry fish."

"Young people are still wild! When you fry fish next time, take me with you so I can go and listen to the noise."

"Hello, Teacher Yu!" Na Zha was finally able to join in the conversation.

Although Bai Liang didn't know Yu Qian, she knew him as they had filmed a movie together before.

In the end, the two who knew each other didn't talk to each other, but they immediately started chatting. "Hello, hello, but this time we met, your look is much wilder~" Uncle Yu looked at her and gave a fair evaluation.

Even though Naza was just joking, the camouflage shorts he was wearing, long Martin boots, a white vest on his upper body, and his hair tied up really gave him that vibe.

The only "flaw" is that she is too white. If she had wheat-colored skin, this beautiful female gangster cosplay would be a sure win!

Naza: "Hehe, Africa."

Uncle Yu is an old hand. When he saw Na Zha leaning towards Bai Liang subconsciously while speaking, he knew what was going on.

With a smile on his face, he waved his hand and said, "I won't bother you guys anymore. Let's have beef hotpot together tonight."

"Can we eat hot pot in Africa?" Naza asked in surprise.

"How fresh! I brought my own! If you guys fry the fish faster, we can add another dish tonight."

After the old man showed the two young men the hot pot base he brought with him, he went to "report" to Wu Jing humming a song.

At night, we really had hotpot.

Because he happened to be shooting a night scene on a nearby beach, Wu Jing had to smoke Maotai, play football, flex his muscles, and then cry thinking about Long Xiaoyun.

Bai Liang and his friends simply set up a hot pot nearby and watched the show.

However, before filming began, Wu Jing suddenly remembered an arranged one-on-one real man battle.

He took off all his clothes, showing off his upper body muscles with his bare chest, and hooked his finger at Bai Liang, "Come on!"

Bai Liang naturally couldn't be a cowardly lizard, so he stood up and said, "Help me scald the fish, it should be done by the time I can handle it."

"Tsk tsk, kill Hua Xiong with warm wine! Is that okay, Xiaobai?" Uncle Yu didn't know whether he just wanted to watch the fun or he was simply used to replying, but he was just adding fuel to the fire!
As a supporting actor, not a single word can be left unsaid.

"I've already boasted so much, I have to do it anyway. My height and weight suppress him."

Although Naza was still a little scared about the "violent sports" of these boys after seeing Bai Liang get into an accident while racing, she was sensible enough not to say anything at this time, but instead cheered him on loudly.

As for blanching fish, her little head is still very smart.

There was no rush to put the fish into the hot pot, but instead, he placed it in the colander first, so that in case it took a long time, he could also save face for Bai Liang.

Since the fish is in her hands, it must not be overcooked.

Uncle Yu took a glance and noticed her little action, then he chuckled.

His face turned red because of that. "What are you laughing at?"

"You are quite a bossy girl. Just take care of him. Why do you still want to take care of me?"

“I’m just curious.”

"Why don't we be curious about which of these two people will win."

"Want to make a bet?" Na Zha asked subconsciously.

Hey!
Uncle Yu made a tactical retreat. Young people are so evil now! What, do you still want to get something from me?
But before he could say anything, Bai Liang's voice came from not far away: "Is my fish cooked?"

"what?!"

Na Zha turned around and saw that Wu Jing had been pressed down on the beach by Bai Liang. She was so busy chatting with Uncle Yu that she didn't even watch what was happening.

"So fast? This kid really has practiced!"

"Of course he's awesome!"

While hurriedly putting the fish fillets into the hot pot, she did not forget to praise Bai Liang.

At this time, Wu Jing began to doubt his life.

It's not that it shouldn't be possible!
"There are weight classes in boxing, bro. You can't even reach me when we're wrestling on the beach."

Bai Liang, who is 1.845 meters tall, laughed mercilessly at Wu Jing, who is 1.75 meters tall.

"Fuck, you know how to use personal attacks? You must have practiced it before!"

"I didn't say I didn't practice."

In fact, Bai Lianghui doesn't have many practical tricks, just a few.

Hey, I used all of them when I was "bullying" Huang Jingyu and Wu Jing.

In fact, there is no special trick, it is just about having great strength and moving fast at the same time.

"Brother Jing, they've all been photographed." At this time, the photographer next to him laughed strangely.

Wu Jing turned around with a look of astonishment, "I'm the director!"

"It's a pretty cool shot. Brother Xiaobai is pretty good at it. It will definitely be popular if it's made into a behind-the-scenes video."

“I’m the director!”

"Brother Xiaobai, can you take off your clothes? I saw you have such a good figure in the TV series~"

Bai Liang certainly satisfied this "unreasonable request".

Anyway, Wu Jing was shirtless, so what was there for him to be embarrassed about?

However, when the on-site cameraman suggested that the two do it again, Wu Jing refused.

After all, he is the director.
“Great~”

Na Zha clapped his hands to welcome Bai Liang's victorious return. After he sat down, he finally moved his eyes away from his abdominal muscles with difficulty, and then helped Bai Liang pick out the fish.

Cooked just right.

Uncle Yu couldn't help himself, "Hey, young people are amazing!"

"It's OK, mainly I want to eat fish~"

Halfway through his speech, Bai Liang looked down and saw that a small hand had secretly placed on his abdominal muscles without him knowing when.

Looking up at Naza, she grinned at herself and then put her other hand on him.

After enjoying it, Na Zha suddenly remembered something, "Teacher Yu, did I win the bet just now?"

"You won, but we haven't talked about what we bet on yet."

"That's right. Ouch, you won too quickly!"

Shira nodded, but he really was too busy eating his fish to respond.

At this time, Uncle Yu said that as long as he was there, this conversation would definitely go unanswered.

He smiled at Bai Liang and said, "Men really can't move too fast. Xiao Bai, you should be more careful next time."

"Teacher Yu!"

"I lose, I lose. I'll give you a gift later."

"Uncle Yu runs a zoo. You can go to his zoo and choose some. I think ponies and alpacas are both good." Bai Liang offered advice.

"That's not a good idea. I like cats and dogs." The big eyes curved into crescents.

"You two are singing the same tune, okay, okay, why don't I give it to you? I'll pick a good one for you myself."

Uncle Yu has finally witnessed the skills of this African pair of "male and female thieves".

In just a few words, you can get gold coins from him.

With the arrival of Uncle Yu, the filming of "Wolf Warrior 2" in Africa soon came to an end.

This made Wu Jing himself feel a little magical, it was too smooth!

The troubles that I had imagined never happened again.

In the beginning, some crew members were robbed and extorted when they went out, but after Bai Liang became familiar with the local armed men, this never happened again.

From time to time, you can see groups of black uncles holding AKs hanging around the crew.

The word "bodyguard" is just short of being written on his forehead.

The rest of the filming work afterwards, especially those that required communication with the locals, went exceptionally smoothly with the "translation" of Black Uncle AK.

The armed security guards hired previously seemed a bit unnecessary.

But there is no way to save this money. No one knew this would happen before I came here.

However, when going back, Bai Liang was still a little troubled.

He gave some of the things he didn't want to take back as gifts to the local armed forces, and they gave him a small dagger.

This thing is made of gold, and since it is just a small knife, it is not particularly heavy, but he doesn't know if he can take it back.

"I'll help you think of a solution and find some connections."

Wu Jing said that he would take care of the matter, but he also had to sigh: "It may not be useful to call out War Wolf's name here, but calling out your name, Bai Liang, will definitely work."

He was already thinking, if he told the audience about this during promotion, would they believe it?
"You're exaggerating." Bai Liang waved his hand, seemingly modestly.

"Exaggeration?"

"I mean, the local black people don't understand Chinese either."

"So what do they call you?"

"Mr. Lucky."
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The third update of 15,000 words is completed. See you tomorrow, muah.

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