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Chapter 197: The Terrifying Ape at the Top of the Food Chain
Chapter 197: The Terrifying Ape at the Top of the Food Chain
Naza finally came to his senses.
No matter how dumb she was, when she saw Bai Liang and Jing Bairan very carelessly using rock-paper-scissors to decide who was the "unlucky guy", she roughly understood what was going on.
Bai Liang, bad!
"Half the time is missing~ You should be well by yourself. I will come to see you soon in a few days."
"I'm going to Africa first to explore the way and see if my old friends are still there. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll feel bad if you can't see them when you get there." Bai Liang said with a blink of his eyes.
old friend?
Naza was stunned, but with a sweet heart, he still said: "They are not as important as you~ Oh, by the way, there is also a kitten to accompany you, you have to take good care of it."
"Don't worry about that. It will eat whatever I eat." Bai Liang promised.
As a result, Naza's eyes widened: "Is this okay? Don't let it die!"
"If it doesn't work, I'll help it find some local villagers to borrow some food~"
After hearing this, Naza was satisfied.
Bai Liang is indeed quite good at dealing with local Africans.
Bai Liang: I’m talking about Xiaomao’s local fellow.
While the two were talking, Jiang Shuying came over with a handful of money, "Here, this is your activity fund, 1,900 yuan, for one person, so I'll give you a little more."
"So many?"
"More than 1,900? I think the production crew is so stingy. They only gave 15,000 in total to the eight of us." Jiang Shuying complained.
Although "Flowers and Youth" cannot be said to be a completely budget-friendly tour, this type of variety show likes to create some program effects in terms of money.
It is definitely impossible to spend that money comfortably.
Na Zha looked eagerly at the money in the other person's hand and said, "Let's divide the money now. I only want 1,800 yuan."
Her proposal showed a lack of team spirit. How could money be divided before setting off?
But Naza was pretty and spoke in such a pitiful way, so it was difficult for everyone to refuse her.
So in addition to leaving a sum of money with Jiang Shuying for safekeeping, each person also received one thousand yuan.
Then Na Zha secretly stuffed the money into Bai Liang's backpack.
In many places in Africa, the RMB is still quite popular, and sometimes you don’t even need to exchange currency.
When filming "Wolf Warrior 2" before, Na Zha had spent RMB and had a good idea of the amount.
Bai Liang exchanged his funds into US dollars because US dollars are more useful in Brazil.
Then he stuffed it into Naza's suitcase.
Neither of them knew what the other had done, and at this moment they both felt like paupers.
Nazha thought the program crew didn't film her because when she did this, she deliberately used her body to block the camera following her.
But she didn't know how many cameras were capturing her little movement clearly.
And her "stealing feeling" is indeed a bit strong.
Bai Liang knew this, and after stuffing the money into her pocket, he whispered to the camera, "I don't have much money to spend in Africa, so why not give her and them a little surprise?"
Program team: Hehehe~Okay, okay, you are right!
What does it mean to run in both directions?
To be honest, this plot looks like it was planned in advance.
If only Bai Liang did this, the audience would think it was a script.
Fortunately, one of them is Naza, and as we all know, Naza’s acting skills are not up to this level.
She is a well-known vase in the entertainment industry, and she relies on her beauty to survive.
The look of being so cautious as to be afraid of being discovered by others, and after doing all these, an involuntary smile appeared on his face. You can tell at a glance that he is stupid and gullible.
It's definitely not acting!
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Namibia.
In the wild land of southwestern Africa, the waves roll and the sand dunes resonate.
The long-haired creatures are the undisputed high-end aristocrats of the local area.
The crew originally wanted to prepare a dog for Bai Liang as a travel companion, but since he already brought a cat, it saved some trouble.
After arriving at the destination and getting the car keys, the crew naturally planned a route for him, crossing Namibia and heading to South Africa.
However, after landing, Bai Liang looked at the film crew that followed him here with a smile.
Just one sentence made their faces change drastically.
"Actually, I know a little trail that's much more exciting than the one you guys are looking for."
Camera crew: Big brother, are you going to do this right from the start? !
However, Bai Liang was not asking for their opinions. They were already in Africa, so he could play however he wanted.
Even Swallow, the only one who could control him, didn't follow him.
Capibala sometimes wants to go wild.
The engine of the off-road pickup truck roared, which suddenly reminded the crew of Bai Liang's other identity. A racing ghost!
Africa, the wilderness, and he was allowed to drive a car?!
At this moment, other people who arrived in Rio de Janeiro were worried about not being able to move their luggage into the car.
This is also a regular feature of "Flowers and Youth". Carrying luggage is always a highlight.
Fortunately, there were more boys this time, and there were only seventeen suitcases in total.
You can still get it done if you work hard.
But as soon as they got in the car, Naza couldn't help but start muttering, "He's in Africa now, I wonder how he's doing alone."
"Why don't we give him a call?" Song Zuer suggested.
She always actively participates in Bai Liang's topics and is even on camera!
"Calling Africa from South America?"
Obviously this is not a good idea, there is no way it will work.
Of course, the crew was definitely equipped with a satellite phone.
This thing has many uses, the biggest one of course is to call for help.
The film crew in Africa right now really wants to ask for help!
Nothing happened during the first two hours of driving, so I just stopped to take pictures.
A lion appeared out of nowhere and lay on the hood of Bai Liang's car.
"Don't move, don't move, don't make any unnecessary movements!"
Through the intercom, the crew frantically reminded Bai Liang that as long as he didn't leave the car, everything would be fine.
"Aren't you going to shoot? What great material! It's not easy to encounter these big cats." Bai Liang asked curiously.
"Well, we are already filming, and you have a lot of cameras in your car."
The crew was happy and nervous. They were happy because of Shizi and nervous because of Bai Liang.
This big brother seemed to be "liberating his nature" after appearing on the show, and they couldn't help but be nervous.
"Don't worry, this lion is well fed."
“Have you studied this?”
"My guess."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Liang opened the car door and got out.
The crew's blood ran cold instantly.
I didn't dare to speak or move, only the camera faithfully recorded everything.
Their performance was not even as good as Bai Liang's little cat. This little thing was not afraid of the lion in front of it. It even panted and bared its teeth at the other side.
Good cat! Nothing wrong, we are all cats, who is afraid of whom?
Kittens are creatures that can do whatever people as big as humans say. All creatures are equal under the palm of their hands.
There was just a big cat in front of it. It wasn't as tall as Bai Liang when it stood up. What was there to be afraid of?
Bai Liang glanced at the kitten standing on his shoulder and couldn't help but instigated, "Go, give it a slap."
Kitty: ???
Considering the huge difference in size between the two, Bai Liang did not make things too difficult for his kitten.
Looking at the lioness who seemed a little lazy at the moment, he turned around and took two selfies with his mobile phone, then slapped the lion on the butt.
"Get lost. If you don't stop, I'll take you far away and make your husband unable to find you."
"roar~"
"What are you barking at?"
Bai Liang vividly demonstrated to the crew what it means to be a terrifying upright ape standing at the top of the food chain.
The lion roared at Bai Liang twice, and after being slapped, it seemed a little dazed, and raised its head to stare at Bai Liang.
However, Capibara remained calm without even changing his expression, his hand was raised in the air, as if he wanted to give it a big slap.
So the lion actually turned around, jumped off the hood, and ran away.
"Luckily, it is indeed full."
"Teacher Bai, you..."
Before the crew could complain, Bai Liang shut them up with just one sentence.
"There may be a pride of lions nearby. Are we sure we don't want to leave?"
"Let's go!"
After the car started again, the crew finally let go of their worries.
Bai Liang discussed the possibility of "sliding" with them through the intercom with a bit of boredom.
"Everyone's physique is different. Someone might slide over in extreme anger."
“Feed the lion?”
The crew members also understand bad jokes.
However, after a little analysis, they felt that Bai Liang must have done a lot of preparation before coming.
Otherwise, how could one tell at a glance that the lion was full?
This made them feel a little more at ease. After all, a "wilderness expert" who has some skills is definitely more reliable than a mere timid young man.
They didn't believe that Bai Liang was really just guessing based on luck.
However, the African crew already had a hunch. They felt that the "show effect" here might be even more exciting than the serious eating, drinking and having fun in Brazil!
Just the fact that Bai Liang slapped the lion twice was enough to be the number one trending search last time!
Danger and opportunity always coexist!
Oh yes, looking at the huge Red Bull logo on the car, they seemed to understand a little bit why the Red Bull brand came over after confirming Bai Liang joined.
He also directly raised the price to win the exclusive title
Click~
Bai Liang opened a can of Red Bull with one hand while driving, gulping it in front of the camera.
Basic ethics of a spokesperson.
The photographer sitting in his car couldn't help but ask, "Brother Liang, were you really not afraid just now?"
Calling him Teacher Bai no longer shows respect!
They are all grown men, and have been directly promoted to the "brother" generation.
"If you are afraid of death, you are not a Chinese." Bai Liang said with a smile, and threw a can of Red Bull to him. "Don't talk, according to the program setting, I will drive across Namibia alone."
"Hey, once the lion shows up, what's the difference between being alone and not alone? But the original setting here was pretty boring, and now it's like an adventure show."
The cameraman seemed to be stimulated by the big cat and was talking a little too much at this moment.
Finally, he sighed, "Africa is not a peaceful place. If we encounter some wild animals, it's okay in the car. It would be troublesome if we encounter war or rebellion."
Bai Liang couldn't help but glance at this guy, hoping that he was right.
Otherwise, it would be a bit boring just to watch the small animals these days.
The crew didn't find it boring at all.
It’s such a great show effect!
Especially when setting up camp at night, I saw a honey badger appearing out of nowhere and didn't know what to do with it.
Not many people know about the honey badger, but many people are familiar with its nickname.
Flathead brother.
The main characteristics of this thing are stubbornness and holding grudges.
No matter what provokes it, it will do it without hesitation, even if it is a lion!
There was a honey badger in the zoo. Just because the lion next to it looked at it for a second longer, it was determined to go over and beat the other up.
Even barbed wire can't stop it.
The crew members were a little confused, thinking, no one here would mess with this thing, why is it coming over here?
Flathead Brother: It’s you who are responsible!
A breath of car exhaust made this little thing follow me for more than half an hour
Of course, the honey badger is not as intimidating as a lion, but its momentum is quite strong, and it looks like it will defeat you even if you outnumber them.
Until Bai Liang squatted in front of it and stuffed an egg yolk pie into its mouth with lightning speed.
The ferocious honey badger suddenly had a much clearer look in his eyes.
But the flat-headed tiger is still the flat-headed tiger after all, and it was not defeated by a custard pie.
After eating it, it didn't affect its appetite at all, so Bai Liang stuffed another one in.
After eating several egg yolk pies one after another, it finally couldn't eat any more.
The eyes are completely clear!
"Africa is such an interesting place!" Bai Liang exclaimed.
"Brother, where did you get the egg yolk pie?" asked his cameraman.
"I picked it up at the airport. It's in the departure lounge."
Bai Liang clapped his hands, and couldn't help but reach out and touch the honey badger's head.
The other party was obviously a little uncomfortable and quickly broke free, then found a place to lie down.
He goes to sleep after eating. This little thing is quite carefree.
People from the filming crew. Is this fucking reasonable?
Obviously unreasonable!
What’s especially special is that this thing actually naturally got into the bed of Bai Liang’s pickup truck when they were getting ready to set off the next day.
As a result, Bai Liang dragged it out by its tail and kicked it.
Damn that little African guy with a flat head, he has no shame even if I give him the chance.
Crew: Gradually getting used to this style of painting.
The huge sun slowly rose from the horizon. Bai Liang, with a kitten standing on his shoulder, was sitting on the roof of a pickup truck and eating breakfast.
Leisurely and casual, just like enjoying breakfast in your own living room.
It is clearly a wilderness full of dangers, but he has an inexplicable sense of fitting in, just like he fits into the entertainment industry, it feels so natural.
This scene will probably be unforgettable for the crew members in their lifetime.
Although this program is a bit like a wilderness challenge, at least the harmony with nature is quite consistent with the tone of travel programs.
Before they encountered warlords and small-scale armed conflicts, the crew had no problem thinking this way.
(End of this chapter)
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