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Chapter 305 Much More Useful Than a Psychologist

In the crew of "Speeding Life", Bai Liang looked at Han Han speechlessly.

Pointing to the old manual transmission car with the words "XXX Driving School" printed on it, he asked, "You want me to drive this?"

Han Han looked innocent. "Yes, I just asked you to drive a car. I didn't ask you to drive a racing car."

Blanch!
Bai Liang felt that what he said made some sense, because when the other party asked him to make a cameo appearance, they really just asked him to drive the car.

No specific car was mentioned.

But this bastard mentioned key words like track and phoenix, and Bai Liang thought he was going to the Bayinbuluke track to compete with the movie's male lead Zhang Chi.

Winning or losing doesn’t matter. Bai Liang doesn’t have any “invincible” halo. His halo is “tough luck”.

So I was quite excited when I came here to play rally car.

Now at first glance it seems to be similar, and there is indeed a competition.

It's just not on the racetrack, but in a damn driving school.

Driving school does help you practice your skills.

This scene is about the male protagonist Zhang Chi of the movie who wants to return to the racing track, and the first step is to take the driving test and practice the second subject.

You really need to practice hard for Subject 2, it's very difficult.

When Bai Liang arrived, the crew was quite complete.

Shen Teng, Yin Zheng, Tian Yu.
Huang Jingyu is not here. He seems to be taking care of his children on a variety show.

There are really all kinds of variety shows nowadays, and children are much more difficult to deal with than their mothers.

Bai Liang and Tian Yu are quite familiar with each other because the other played Wang Qinian in "Joy of Life", a very important supporting role.

Tian Yu is also very familiar with Shen Teng and others. One of his famous scenes in the past two years is Teacher Wang in "Charlotte's Troubles".

To round it off, we are all acquaintances.

Look, Han Han only arranged a guest appearance in a driving school, but Bai Liang can still exercise his subjective initiative.

"Come on, Brother Teng, I'll teach you how to destroy this car's engine."

Shen Teng: ???
Obviously, hearing about it is worse than meeting it in person!

I've heard for a long time that this new generation billion-dollar box office man is extraordinary, and when I met him today, he was indeed very wild.

However, who doesn’t want to learn some tips on how to destroy a car engine?
man.

So he decisively moved over and sat in the passenger seat, ready to study hard.

Then I heard Bai Liang muttering: Slowly lift the clutch and lightly step on the gas.
Han Han suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart at this moment, especially after Bai Liang touched the steering wheel, he felt his heartbeat was somewhat out of control.

"Don't mess around!"

"You only let me drive the driving school car? How can I mess around?"

Han Han: That makes sense.
Indeed, with all these old cars in the driving school, what else can Bai Liang do?
Sure enough, the car stalled the next second.

At this time, a staff member suddenly ran over and said, "Director, Mr. Yu is here."

Yu Dong is here?

Han Han was a little surprised. Why did he come here at this time?
However, Bona is also one of the producers and distributors of the movie "Speeding Life", so it is not surprising to visit the set.

Just as Han Han ran over to greet Bona CEO Yu Dong, Bai Liang finally figured out the specific condition of the driving school car.

He glanced at Shen Teng and asked, "Are you ready?"

Shen Teng looked puzzled: "Ah? What are you preparing for?"

"Hold the handle tight~"

Although he didn't know what Bai Liang was trying to do, Shen Teng's "survival instinct" still made him grab the handle of the car and check his seat belt at the same time.

With a roar of the engine, the training car rushed out like a mad dog that had broken free from its reins.

Han Han was not here at the moment, and the other crew members could not stop Bai Liang from playing like this.

People like Yin Zheng haven't realized the seriousness of the matter yet, they are still clapping and looking excited.

"It's really cool! Can a training car be driven like this?!"

"It didn't fall apart. This car is great~"

Yin Zheng suddenly said, "I heard that Da.'s name is Daxian, right? He seems to be quite good at riding a motorcycle. We can go to the track together someday."

"Don't mention this in front of Director Han Han. Didn't you see how nervous he was just now? I feel like there's something going on here."

"Fuck! The training car can drift?! Brother Teng won't vomit, right?"

"That's not possible. He also went there to learn before filming the movie."

"Really!"

At this time, Shen Teng, who was sitting in the passenger seat, held the handle tightly, not because he was scared by the drift and speed of the car.

He felt that something was wrong with Bai Liang.

Why does this boy look so excited?
The smile made him look a little nervous!
"Hey, Teng-ge, how about I give you a handsome one?"

"Ah? How handsome?"

"Look at that slope over there. I can drive the car onto the roof of the bungalow next to it."

"Is this true?" Shen Teng said subconsciously.

After saying this, he immediately felt something was wrong and subconsciously looked at the auxiliary brake under his feet.

He only took a glance, and Bai Liang directly reminded him: "You'd better not step on the auxiliary brake, it will destroy the balance of the car in the extreme state."

"what?!"

"I'm showing off my ugliness!"

Shen Teng: It seems like all these words are mine!
Something is wrong! Something is terribly wrong!

When Han Han accompanied Bona's CEO Yu Dong to the driving school set, chatting and laughing, they saw a car "flying" up.

Across mountains and seas, and through crowds of people
With a drift, the car skidded out of the driving school's track, crossed the ditch on a small slope, spun a bit, and finally "landed" successfully on the roof of the bungalow next to it!
Yu Dong: ???
Nothing more to say, just applaud!
This is so handsome!
While applauding, he also praised: "Director Han, our crew's stunt skills are really good. Very imaginative."

After praising him, he looked around and said, "Is Bai Liang not here yet? Didn't he say he would be a guest star today?"

Han Han rubbed his face and pointed at the car parked on the roof of the bungalow. "If nothing unexpected happens, he is the one driving."

"Ah?!" For the first time, Yu Dong felt that he couldn't understand Chinese.

When he reacted, the look in his eyes when he looked at Han Han was strange.

That's Bai Liang, how can you use him like this?
If something happens, Bai Liang's fans might really come offline to give Han Han cinnabar.

Han Han: I was so freaking cautious. I should have known not to let him even touch the training car. I should have just let him drive the rocking car.

And he was only away for a short while, so Bai Liang was able to come up with something as weird as this?
Of course, there is even worse news.

"Director, Brother Teng is also in the car, in the passenger seat."

Han Han almost blacked out.
The other members of the crew gathered around and stared in amazement at the car parked on the roof.

"I'm convinced! I'm really convinced. This technology is really amazing!" Yin Zheng exclaimed.

Tian Yu looked at him in surprise, "You call this technology?"

"Just tell me whether it has stopped steadily or not."

"It stops really steadily and squarely."

"As long as you can land smoothly, no matter what happens in between, it's still a move~"

"Makes sense."

"Why don't these two come down?"

"Let's exchange ideas~"

At this time, Shen Teng was still calming down. My heart was beating too fast! This was too exciting. But he was playing the role of Zhang Chi, not a driving school instructor. Should Tian Yu be sitting here?
As for Bai Liang at this moment.
He's on the phone.

Coincidentally, after I parked the car, a phone call came in.

It was Huang Jingyu who called again.

At this time, he is participating in a Tencent Video parent-child variety show called "Let Go of My Baby".

The show's cast includes quite a few young talents, including Wang Jiaer, Huang Jingyu, Chen Xuedong, and Zhou Zhennan.

They are all young and handsome.

In two years, Chen Xuedong will be "promoted" to become a "newcomer in the entertainment industry". After being away for half his life, he is still a newbie when he returns.

This guy has a hard life. He always has to work with guys who have been banned or are about to be banned or even imprisoned.

After so many years of debut, it’s all in vain.

However, at this moment, Huang Jingyu felt that his life was quite miserable. Raising a child was a very difficult job.

So I couldn't help but use "off-field assistance".

It was also because he knew that Bai Liang was going to make a guest appearance on the set of "Speeding Life" today, but he was not there, so he just wanted to say hello.

"Great Immortal, help me."

"Why are so many people crying for help recently?" Bai Liang was puzzled when he heard the first sentence.

However, Huang Jingyu's shouting obviously did not have as much emotion as the people from Mango TV, and it was too much about performance.

"I really need help here. Aren't you omnipotent? Can you take care of a child?"

"Hey, I really can. What's going on? What's wrong with your son?"

"Don't joke around, I'm recording a show. Don't let any misunderstandings arise." Huang Jingyu quickly reminded.

Bai Liang's words successfully made the other people in the "Let Go of My Baby" program "excited", as if they had heard a big news.

However, when the guest Zhang Bicheng heard this, his expression suddenly changed, and he subconsciously reached out to touch his belly.
Oh yes, the guest star in the first two episodes was Hua Chenyu.

Tsk, variety show with kids~
Huang Jingyu: What the hell did I see?!

He quickly retracted his gaze, not daring to look around anymore, and looked at the "fools" around him who still wanted to eat his own melon. He secretly made up his mind to stay away from Zhang Bicheng in this episode.

Don't bump into others accidentally.
At the same time, his understanding of Bai Liang's ability to "cause trouble" has reached a new level.

Great Immortal, oh great immortal, have you really become a great immortal? !
"You said you can take care of children. I have a child here who is anorexic and doesn't want to eat. What should I do?"

"That's easy. KFC Hospital specializes in treating children with anorexia. Go make an appointment. It's not expensive."

"What hospital?"

"KFC, buy a kids meal."

Awesome!
The production crew of "Let Go of My Baby" secretly gave him a thumbs up, thinking that this guy was just as the rumors said, and was a great show starter.

They knew that this call was not arranged in advance, but Huang Jingyu just called his friend out of boredom.

It turned out to be Bai Liang on the other end of the phone, which was of course a pleasant surprise for the show.

Many programs that have invited Bai Liang are well aware of how difficult it is to invite him.

If this guy doesn't have a promotional mission, he basically won't appear in variety shows, except for Reba's "Running Man", Meng Jie's "First Grade", and Na Zha's entire season of "Flowers and Youth 3".

In short, after this call was made, the "Let Go of My Baby" program made a lot of money.

However, Huang Jingyu felt very "heavy" after hanging up the phone, as he accidentally discovered an incredible secret.

This resulted in him being in a somewhat bad state during the subsequent recordings of the show.

Scratching his head, he secretly sent a message to Bai Liang.

"The female guest on the show seems to be pregnant. I am now in a very tight spot. What should I do?"

"yours?"

“I didn’t even know her before.”

"That's a difficult problem. You're in love with a pregnant woman. I can't give you any advice. I'm not a thief."

"Fuck! Me neither."

"If it's not the case, let her give birth! Let her give birth! Let her give birth!"

"Your uncle's Bai Liang!"

After some jokes, Huang Jingyu found that hey~ he was no longer nervous.

After all, the baby in the other person's belly is not your own, so there's no point in being nervous.

Instead of worrying about accidentally bumping into someone, the probability of these "naughty kids" in the show doing something like this is actually higher.

The master is really good! He is much more useful than a psychologist~
Well, Huang Jingyu really did see a psychiatrist, and he was a little scared after filming "Addicted". We have to see how it goes.

The fees are too damn expensive, and it feels like they are of no use.

The psychologist asked him to adjust his mentality and control his emotions.
Later, Bai Liang's reputation as a "great immortal" became known, and Huang Jingyu simply asked his good brother for "advice".

Bai Liang’s “charge” is relatively low, just a cup of milk tea.

After receiving the milk tea, I used my magic power directly: change your Weibo avatar, the original avatar is unlucky for you.

Of course Bai Liang was talking complete bullshit, but after Huang Jingyu actually did it, he felt a lot less pressure.

At this time, Bai Liang also felt a little emotional: Little brother, you have something!
As expected of a contestant who has served in the military and been a policeman in the film and television circles, his observation skills make him a good material for being a sniper and criminal policeman.

He checked who the female guest was on Huang Jingyu's show.

Zhang Bicheng.

Awesome! It would take at least two years for everyone to get to taste the melon, but this guy got to taste it ahead of time.

If you look at it from the perspective of hentai, girl, you wouldn't want your fans to know that you're pregnant before marriage, right?

After dealing with Huang Jingyu's matter, the crew finally found a ladder and rescued Bai Liang and Shen Teng from the roof.

Han Han looked at the car that was driven onto the roof and fell into silence and embarrassment.

We'll need a crane to get this down, right?

Fortunately, at this moment, the crew cameraman suddenly said, "Director, we have captured all the shots from those positions."

"Huh?!" Han Han was stunned, "Really?!"

That’s right, Bai Liang’s cameo is almost over.

After that, he filmed another dialogue segment, and his guest role as the driving school ghost ended there.

As for the car?
Just stay on the roof.

The subsequent scenes in the driving school can also be used as a background.

During dinner, Shen Teng looked at Bai Liang and said helplessly, "If it's not necessary, let's not meet in the future."

"No, I just love playing with the handsome guy from the Military Art Academy."

"Who else have you tortured?"

"Yang Yang~"

"I'll have a drink." Shen Teng smiled and shook his head. He was convinced. This kid was also capable of this kind of "precision strike"?

He now understood why no one in the younger generation of the entertainment industry could be better than Bai Liang.

Who can beat him?

Even if it was Big Brother Cheng who was filming, at most it was an impromptu reaction to certain scenes, and he was very cautious about dangerous scenes.

And what about Bai Liang?

This kid's response is completely clinical, depending on his mood.

If I say fly over the roof, then fly over the roof!
(End of this chapter)