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Chapter 375: Growing Up Like a Boy
After promoting "Joy of Life" in a strange way, the next step is to start working.

The production team was very considerate and did not give them any heavy work.

After all, Mr. Bai looks lazy, and it seems that he doesn't want to work.

Just let them go to the convenience store and catch some fish and shrimp in the stream.

It's more like playing than working.

"What kind of fish are there in the river here? Are there any big ones? I'll go get the fishing rod." Bai Liang suddenly became alert.

With his reaction, everyone remembered the big fish that was top of the hot search list last year.

Da Tiantian was slapped in the face by the fish, and then it was made into an emoticon package and spread all over the Internet, which helped her establish a cute image. A lot of people said that she was so cute~
And I cooked the fish that night as a way of revenge for her.

At the same time, the big fish also attracted a large number of anglers, and now the small lake is still their check-in destination.

Normally, the place where "A Longing for Life" is recorded can bring a lot of attention to the local area.

But it’s hard to say how much economic benefit Bai Liang’s effort has brought to that side. It might even be higher than that of the program team.

Fishermen are really willing to spend money!
After all, except for not being able to catch fish, they can do everything else, including increasing the local GDP, which is a handy thing.

Bai Liang took on a fishing rod endorsement at the end of last year but hasn't had time to shoot it yet.

He might go sea fishing and shoot some footage later. Yan Zi is helping him find some programs that he can collaborate with so he can kill two birds with one stone.

"The fishing god of our show is back." Teacher He smiled, then said regretfully, "It's just a small stream. There are at most a few small fish and shrimps in it. Peng Peng should know the specific species."

"Maybe there's eel" Peng Yuchang is not without common sense, it's mainly because Bai Liang ordered this thing.

I had an impression in my mind, so I just opened my mouth and said it.

"There are eels in the river here?" Bai Liang laughed, with a strange expression on his face, saying, "How dare you, kid, be so bold?" and then "sent him on his way."

Since you dare to say it, I will definitely cooperate.

"You're not talking about the Canadian electric eel, are you? What are you hinting at?"

Peng Yuchang: ???

"Brother, I beg you, I am weak."

"Okay, Pengpeng, the program crew won't edit this in. Wang Zhenyu and the others don't dare to." Teacher He said while holding back his laughter.

Program team: You are really good at judging people!
The "God of Fishing" obviously had no luck catching big fish today. After all, the creek was so deep that no matter how good Bai Liang's luck was, he couldn't conjure up a big fish out of thin air.

To get "Kyogre", you have to go to the sea.

Fortunately, everyone’s main interest was not really how much they could harvest. They just rolled up their pants and stepped into the stream. The coolness of the water and the fun of playing with each other made the atmosphere joyful and time passed quickly.

Five people fished for more than an hour, but in the end they only caught two fish that were slightly the size of a little finger.

It can be considered a gain.

These two fish were caught by Li Xin and Li Yitong, and Bai Liang had no chance to catch any fish.

But his trip was not in vain, as he found a particularly round and smooth pebble in the stream, which made Peng Yuchang's eyes pop out.

His eyes were filled with desire.

However, Bai Liang, who was very generous most of the time, was extremely stingy at this moment.

Give it to you? That's impossible!
It's like finding a natural and particularly straight stick. No boy would give such a "treasure" to others.

As for those two fish?

Dogs won’t eat this stuff, let alone a dinner snack.

At least after Bai Liang gave these two things to the dogs in the Mushroom House, they took a look and chose to pull his trouser legs, wanting Bai Liang to play with them.

There are a lot of dogs in the Mushroom House this year. The Shiba Inu couple Xiao H and Xiao O gave birth to a litter of four puppies.

They are named pots, pans, and bowls, which have a very kitchen flavor.

These four puppies can escape from prison. When they first arrived, they were locked in cages, but now they all ran out.

They formed a Paw Patrol and launched an "attack" on Bai Liang, looking like they wanted to kill him with their cuteness.

Bai Liang naturally wouldn't be polite to them. He plucked them one by one, giving equal treatment to no one.

At the same time, like a magic trick, he took out a cookie from his pocket.
Now the Paw Patrol couldn't hold it anymore and completely became Capybara's little followers.

However, the girls felt sympathy for the two little fish at this time, and unanimously decided to find a tank to raise these two little guys.

"Raising fish? I know how to do that."

Capibara, who was always willing to help, decided to give them some guidance.

He said that he is a water-type Pokémon trainer and that when he was a child he raised a turtle into a Blastoise.

The girls were stunned after listening to what they heard, and they felt like something was not right.

But I still choose to offer my admiration first: "How come you know everything?"

"No, I don't know a lot, but I do have plenty of experience raising pets. That's how kids are. They want to raise any cute little thing they see. If their parents spoil them a little, they can naturally become Pokémon trainers from a young age."

He was even younger than Xiaozhi when he debuted.

"But you don't seem to have any small animals now~"

Bai Liang smiled and said, "There's nothing we can do about it. Children will grow up into teenagers, and teenagers will grow up like the wind."

Along the way of growing up, there were small fish, shrimps, turtles, cats, dogs and hamsters falling down.
Fortunately, the old father behind him chased after them, took in these "magic babies", and then watched the boy go away~
"I like this sentence." Teacher He came over and said, "How about you take one with you?"

He was talking about pots and pans.

The four little Shiba Inus seemed to have understood what he said. They stopped making noise and stood in a row at Bai Liang's feet, looking very flattering.

Bai Liang touched their heads one by one and made a cameo appearance as the captain of the Paw Patrol.

Teacher He felt a little jealous. These little guys are not usually so well behaved!

Did you really meet a Pokémon trainer?
Unfortunately, after Bai Liang stood up, he shook his head, indicating that he was no longer the water-type Pokémon trainer who could raise a little turtle into a Blastoise.

Now he can only let the thorny shell spray water
"Compared to them, we humans are like immortal species. I can't keep them alive anymore."

At this moment, I seem to be able to think of the look in the old man’s eyes when he saw Sun Wukong in “Journey to the West” when I watched it when I was a child.

I am old and frail, but you, Great Sage, are still as charming as ever.
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Although Bai Liang rejected the suggestion of taking the dog away, he did help to get a bigger and stronger dog cage.

Mr. Bai is also a little bit good at manual work.

I guarantee that this group of Paw Patrol will never be able to escape from prison again!

Not to mention these puppies who haven't grown up yet, even their parents can't come~
Paw Patrol: ???

Bai Liang: "Well, this is the first lesson for you. Don't trust humans easily. Fortunately, you are domesticated. If you were in the wild, I would have to give each of you a big shove and make you run away when you see people from now on."

Paw Patrol: Dogs are good, people are bad!
Fortunately, Teacher He was kind and said that it was not time to go to bed yet, so everyone could come out and get some fresh air.

The dogs that regained their freedom did not hold a grudge and were still jumping around Bai Liang.

"Brother, is this the reason why you slapped the lion in the face in Africa?" Peng Yuchang asked foolishly.

Bai Liang looked at him in surprise, thinking how could such a question come out of your mouth?
If I answer, I will seem as stupid as him. If I don't answer, it will be impolite.

"In places like Africa, lions are generally not afraid of unarmed people. I really want to leave a deep impression on it, so I should take a shotgun and shoot it close to its ear."

Zhang Zifeng next to him grinned and poked Peng Yuchang, "Brother, I support you in teaching the lion a lesson~"

"No, no, no, I still want to live a few more years. I can't do this job."

Play with the dog, bully Pengpeng, chat with the girls. Time soon came to the evening.

dinner's ready!

However, Mr. Huang, who was finishing work, was a little confused: "Huh? Where did the swill I used to wash the pot go?"

Teacher He, who was about to taste the soup, had already thought of words of praise in his mind.

It must start with "Wow!" and end with "Amazing!"

But at this time, the dogs started to steal the show.

Teacher He quickly put down the "soup" and went over to mediate.

"Brother Piao, Brother Piao, calm down!"

The ladle among the pots and pans instantly became the protagonist of the mushroom house with its extremely wild way of eating.

Bai Liang had to admit that even he, the most popular person in the entertainment industry, had to admit defeat at this moment.

Good man, Teacher He cheated him!
What would happen if I took this thing home and kept it?

His RV must be in chaos~
Fortunately I didn't agree.
Bai Liang still took good care of the girls, so he tasted each dish first, to prevent either of them from accidentally revealing their masks of pain.

However, Mr. Huang’s cooking skills were quite stable today. I can’t say it was amazing or “absolute”, but the taste was really good.

No problem, you can eat!
"Wow! Here comes someone who is more edible than Peng Peng." Teacher Huang said with a smile.

comfortable!
Last year you didn't eat much, but he still remembers it.

However, the evil Gardenia jumped out and stabbed Peng Peng: "Both of us can eat, but why is our Peng Peng's body getting rounder?" This made Peng Yuchang, who was eating so happily, stunned for a moment. He scratched his head and looked at his belly: "Ah, this... Yes, what's going on?"

"Peng Peng doesn't have a girlfriend, right~"

Another blow.

This time it was the evil little kitty that took action.

She and Teacher He looked at each other and came closer.

However, she was obviously not as adept as the old "evil" Teacher He, and she raised the standard with just one sentence.

The adults present smiled knowingly, and even Eddie Peng blushed.

And Zhang Zifeng actually laughed while listening to it.

Bai Liang: Tsk, the little girl wants to fall in love, I guess she's going to be kidnapped by a "yellow-haired guy"~
It seems that the little girl Zhao Jinmai also has this tendency. A few days ago, when Bai Liang video-called her and helped her with her homework, she actually asked about some "relationship issues".

Is this okay?

Although Bai Liang was always dragged into the woods by girls when he was in school, this was not the case.

So he turned around and told Zhao Jinmai's parents, asking them to put some pressure on the little girl.

"Brother, can you really stay in shape?" Peng Yuchang asked Bai Liang secretly.

Do you believe what this evil little cat says?

You can't learn my intensity.

"I'll send you a fitness plan later, and you can follow it."

“Is it strong?”

"It's up to you. If you want abdominal muscles, lose fat. If you want to be a handsome guy, gain muscle. But I suggest you do more aerobics. You are an artist. Don't wait until you are 30 or 35 to play a pretty boy and train your muscles."

Even Peng Yuchang didn't dare to respond to this!

He is now paranoid about Bai Liang and feels like he is hinting at someone again.

But Bai Liang didn't mean it, he just said it casually.
ding dong~
Fortunately, at this moment, Bai Liang's cell phone on the table rang.

He was too lazy to look at it, but Li Xin next to him picked it up easily and read the message Bai Liang received, muttering to himself.

The evil little kitty was too slow and didn't get it.

No one else noticed this action, but Teacher He saw it clearly. Wow! This skillful action is really not awkward at all.

"Why are you looking at your phone? You two should be more careful." Teacher He couldn't help but speak.

These words seemed to be spoken to Li Xin, but in fact they were a reminder to Bai Liang.

Stupid boy, danger is coming!
After all, based on his understanding of Bai Liang, if the chat history in this kid’s phone was not deleted completely, there would definitely be a "bomb".

After Li Xin relayed the story to Bai Liang, he said, "Oh, I didn't look through his phone, Mr. He, you don't know how lazy he is."

"Lazy? Doesn't he work out all year round? How can he be lazy?"

Li Yitong curled her lips and took over the conversation, "Fitness is fitness, but his laziness is another kind. He often moves a rattan chair and lies there like an old man, with his phone next to him and he is too lazy to look at it, nor does he want to open his eyes. He asks us to help him read out who is looking for him and what they want. He will order people around."

"You all know his phone password?!"

"He doesn't even have a password on his phone," Li Xin complained.

What she said was indeed true. Bai Liang never set any passwords for his cell phone, computer, etc.

Even the bank card password is set to six zeros, but for security reasons, the bank prohibits users from setting simple passwords such as continuous repetition and sequential arrangement.

When setting up, the system always prompts something like "The password is too simple, please re-enter it."

So Bai Liang can't be lazy.

A mobile phone without a password is naturally completely defenseless.

Usually anyone can pick it up and flip through it, especially the ladies who are close to the body.

Almost all the young ladies have picked up their phones to look at them.

Some even like to "scare" him, saying something like "I want to see your phone, can you tell me the password?"

Bai Liang: There is no password, please go ahead.

But after they found out that his phone had no password, they immediately lost interest in the matter.

I just wonder if he has a second cell phone or another WeChat account or something like that.

Bai Liang does have two WeChat accounts, but the other one is just a work account, and the people he adds are all partners or some unfamiliar people who come to him on their own initiative.

Now he doesn’t even log into that WeChat account, since he has left everything to Yan Zi anyway.

"Brother, what if you lose your cell phone?" Zhang Zifeng asked curiously.

Bai Liang just started eating, but was stunned for a moment when he heard this. Then he spread his hands and said, "If it's lost, just treat it as a gift to the fans. The payment password of my phone is..."

"Hey hey hey!" Li Xin quickly reached out to cover his mouth.

Peng Yuchang next to him smiled evilly, "Brother, I have remembered it~"

"You're not my fan, if you dare to transfer money I'll send it to you."

"Oh, I am! I've been a fan for ten years~"

Teacher Huang smiled and reminded Peng Yuchang, "He has only been in the industry for four years."

We ate side dishes and chatted, and then Teacher He brought out some white tea.

It's not appropriate to drink openly on the show, so the drinks are all served in opaque enamel jugs.

Of course, this thing is usually only used when "old friends" come.

The seal is lifted.

The reference here is to Li Xin.

She was a great drinker, and not just champagne.

Besides, she is just a little talkative normally, but after drinking, she becomes super talkative.

Originally, it was Teacher He who was leading the rhythm at the table, after all, it was a recording program.

But after Li Xin drank two sips of white tea, his little mouth started to "rap" immediately, rapping non-stop, really not leaving anyone out.

She really livened up the atmosphere at the table, but her blushing was a little obvious.

At the same time, she liked to subconsciously lean towards Bai Liang, and then she leaned directly on him.

The program has been recorded to this extent, which is about right.

It would be rude to continue recording.

So he announced that the stall was closed and everyone washed up and prepared for bed.

At this time, Li Yitong quietly found Bai Liang and asked, "Shall we go back to the hotel?"

"You can't drive after drinking. There are so many roads. Safety is the first priority. Don't drive in an unregulated manner."

"Two lines of tears for my loved ones." After answering the question, Li Yitong looked around and said, "I didn't drink just now, I can drive."

Indeed, while Li Xin was drinking heavily and creating a lively atmosphere at the table, the evil little cat had been secretly doing nothing.

Several times I picked up the cup but didn't drink a single sip.

Teacher He noticed it, but didn't say anything.

He said that he was beginning to find it a bit difficult to understand. It was as if "The Wandering Earth 2" was already being performed in front of him.

What a great Chinese science fiction!
"Li Xin is taking a shower right now."

"Xinxin drank a lot today. She can't hold her alcohol as well as you do. Let her have a good sleep."

Wow! They are really good sisters, they care about each other so much~
But...it's quite reasonable.

How did the other party get the nickname of evil kitten?

At the beginning, when Li Yitong was secretly having an affair with Sister Meng, she couldn't help but try it without telling her.

However, Bai Liang looked at her speechlessly: "Do you think this is a movie? You just run away when you say so? There are so many people in the production team."

"I still feel it's inappropriate, so let's just forget it."

Li Yitong's eyes turned: "You were in the crew of "The Captain" and brought Sister Meng and Li Xin together..."

Before she could finish her words, Bai Liang grabbed her hand and said, "Come on, let's make a plan!"

What kind of "pledge of allegiance" did they give to each other?

I should have "interrogated" Chen Yao before on the set.

How big is the scale of these chicks' chat?
Li Yitong: Oh shit, is that true? I was just kidding!

(End of this chapter)