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Chapter 589 Good people deserve to have guns pointed at them!

The next morning.

Bai Liang was unusually late in getting up, or rather, Da Tian Tian was acting very strangely.

She set an alarm very early and had no intention of staying in bed. As soon as the alarm rang, she got up straight like a special forces soldier.

This kind of willpower is simply inhuman!
After all, as we all know, the main purpose of an alarm clock is to be turned off after it rings, so that people can take a short nap.

Shouldn't you only slowly get up when the third alarm you set goes off?

Da Tian Tian has always been like this, but she's more excited today.

However, after washing up, she cupped her face in her hands, looked in the mirror, paused for several seconds, then turned and ran towards the bedroom, her running posture resembling that of a little duck.

Da Tian Tian: I'm full of energy today, and I look so beautiful even without makeup. Bai Liang should also admire me!
Bai Liang is almost awake now; his biological clock is about to kick in.

In a daze, I felt the blanket around my feet being pulled back, and then something pressed down on my legs.
A few seconds later, a little head completed its blanket adventure and successfully landed on his chest, meeting his gaze as he opened his eyes.

"Morning~"

"Tian Tian, ​​you're up so early?" Bai Liang said with a yawn.

"You're up too!"

"With 100 pounds pressing down on me, I almost doubted whether I was experiencing sleep paralysis."

This wasn't the first time Bai Liang had enjoyed this kind of wake-up service.

However, the one who used to wake him up the most was actually his cat, Xiao Bao, who loved to lie on his chest.

Almost as long as it goes into the room to sleep, it will refresh on Bai Liang's chest precisely at a certain time in the morning, even more accurately than his own biological clock.

"She doesn't weigh 100 pounds! Don't talk nonsense!" Da Tiantian twisted and turned, clearly dissatisfied with Bai Liang inexplicably adding 10 pounds to her weight.

It's weird!
Being pressed down like this while asleep or in a semi-conscious state can cause difficulty breathing.

But once fully awake, it seems that this problem no longer exists.

It can be as light as a feather or as heavy as Mount Tai.
"Hey, what are you doing? You're not behaving yourself!" Da Tiantian sensed something and quickly began to scold her.

Bai Liang thought for a moment, adjusted his expression slightly, and said, "There's nothing I can do because you're kind~"

"Huh?" Da Tiantian tilted her head, clearly not understanding what he meant.

However, Bai Liang was not one to mince words, so he simply drew his sword!
"Good people deserve to have guns pointed at them!"
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"It's all your fault~ We're all late, I've never been late for a recording before."

"Did you see this navigation? We might be half an hour late!"

"I told you to leave as soon as possible, but you insisted on taking a shower!"

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On the bus, Da Tiantian kept nagging, and every now and then she would poke Bai Liang with her finger, as if she wanted to remind him: You can't be distracted when I'm talking to you!
Bai Liang naturally didn't find her resentment bothersome and showed a humble attitude in accepting it.

However, today Da Tian Tian seemed exceptionally perceptive, immediately noticing the slight upward curve of his lips.

This tiny flaw instantly broke Da Tian Tian's defenses; her little mouth twitched, and it was hard to tell whether she wanted to cry or throw a tantrum.

This half-crying look made her facial features seem to have been rearranged, making her look like a wronged little kitten.
She looks so cute that you just want to hold her in your arms and comfort her, gently pinching her cheeks while coaxing her.

Of course, I might also be tempted to use a little more force and want to give her face a good squeeze~
Then I couldn't help but exclaim: How can a person be so adorable?

The element of cuteness, although many people feel that it is insignificant in the face of sexiness.

But these two things can actually coexist.

Anyway, Da Tian Tian can do it.

Even though she still looked "angry," the sweetness level had clearly exceeded the limit.

Just as Bai Liang was about to kiss her cheek, Da Tiantian dodged and moved away, preventing him from succeeding.

"I'm going to punish you! I won't give it to you!"

"Here you go, sister!"

"Even if you call me 'sister,' I'll have to think about it!"

Da Tiantian was half-proud when she suddenly backed down, because she really liked hearing Bai Liang call her "sister"~
Moreover, if it were before, Bai Liang would have given it to her directly if he insisted, but today it really caused too much trouble!
So much time was wasted, and Da Tian Tian's original makeup plan was ruined. Now she only has a light makeup that she hurriedly put on five minutes before leaving the house.

"Hmm, what if I could offer a clever explanation?"

"You were just about to say you were making excuses, weren't you?" Da Tiantian caught this "one-eared" man on the spot, just like the Black Cat Sheriff.

"explain!"

"Then explain!"

Da Tian Tian learns from her mistakes, and now she's making another one.

I never imagined that the bad man's purpose wasn't to make excuses, but to take the opportunity to launch a sneak attack!

"Hey, don't smudge my makeup, or I'll have to touch it up again."

The car has been driving for a while now.

After the two of them made a fuss for a while, they finally got the "application" from the production team to turn on the camera in the car.

From this point on, any previous actions can no longer be taken lightly.

Otherwise, being affectionate in front of dozens of people on the production crew would be a bit too arrogant.

But Bai Liang stated that he is a responsible man and he still needs to provide an explanation.
So I quickly whispered something in Da Tian Tian's ear:
"My gun is out of bullets!"

It wasn't until she got off the bus that Da Tian Tian realized what that sentence meant.

"It's obvious." She muttered to herself, giving him a charmingly seductive glare.

The main thing is that she understood what she heard and started to make connections.

However, Wu Jing, who came to pick up his wife, felt like he was being pranked.

He saw the two of them, one chasing and the other running. When they got to him, Da Tiantian was still muttering things like "the trajectory is deviating to the left" and "big liar".

Wu Jing: I'm dreaming about He Chenguang again?
To be fair, Wu Jing's joke has a pretty high level of engagement with Bai Liang.

Why did the trajectory veer to the left?
Bai Liang: I don't want my gun to fall into the hands of the "enemy" so they can use it easily.

Anyway, that's the slogan. "We need to get something with a large caliber; the feeling of hugging it is truly different!" Wu Jing commented.

He's a professional when it comes to guns—he even spent eighteen months in the military.

So, after the initial greetings during the show, the conversation inexplicably jumped to the topic of arms.

They immediately started talking about the past of "Wolf Warrior 2"!
The topic quickly spread, and Wu Jing almost couldn't help but express his opinion, even the "fierce bandit couple" from the original crew.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, remembering the time he played around with guns and ammunition with Bai Liang on set, not the person in front of him.

Wu Jing's wife, Xie Nan, sensed something was amiss, because the way Da Tian Tian and Bai Liang exchanged glances had a hint of something more.

Moreover, it's hard to imagine that a girl like Da Tian Tian would be talking about guns and ammunition with Bai Liang. The styles are completely out of place.

Of course, she didn't think too much about it, since she hadn't heard the whole thing.

In the end, I just have to say: Da Tian Tian really knows how to cater to people's tastes!
Now we can immediately see the ecological niche of these two people.

The one who puts in more effort is naturally the one in a lower position in the relationship dynamic.

Actually, Xie Nan had already witnessed Bai Liang's "connections" with female celebrities when "Wolf Warrior 2" premiered, which shocked her quite a bit three years ago.

It seems that after three years, Bai Liang hasn't changed a bit.
Scumbag!

Of course, all of these were just his inner thoughts. No matter how much he complained inside, Xie Nan still had the professional qualities of a host.

When they were arm in arm with Da Tian Tian, ​​their conversation always revolved around "how the two of you are doing."

She was a little embarrassed by Da Tiantian's teasing, but her big eyes were sparkling, clearly hoping Xie Nan would say more! She loved to hear it!

The theme of the show "The Happiness Trio" is to focus on three couples, but there are no such requirements for special guests.

Sun Yue and Meng Hetang came together before.

However, the pairing of Bai Liang and Da Tiantian is clearly moving towards becoming the "fourth guest pair," and the production team also has this idea.

In addition, there was the need for promotional activities for the drama. Although everyone was an acquaintance and the recording of the program was relatively casual, Xie Nan still had to help manage the situation.

"You two seem to get along really well!"

"No way! He's so annoying!"

"Your hypocrisy is so obvious. I really think you two should give it a try; you'd make a good match!"

"Yeah?!"

Xie Nan didn't respond to this, because she knew that Da Tian Tian's "Really?" would definitely be edited out, and after the conversation reached "perfectly matched," the production team would most likely cut to Bai Liang.

Overall, the Wu Jing couple, who greeted them upon their first meeting, handled the situation quite well in terms of appropriate boundaries!

"Oh! Who's here! What a rare guest!"

At this moment, Uncle Qian and his wife came out to greet them, but Uncle Qian had a mischievous smile on his face.
They clearly have ill intentions!
Sure enough, they immediately gave Bai Liang a tough job.

"How's the cat I gave you?"

The seemingly casual question made Wu Jing's eyes widen slightly, and his expression became quite interesting.

Good, good, good! It has to be Brother Qian!
This question seems to be about cats, but it's actually about people.
Bai Liang naturally wouldn't mind this kind of mischief. When they were filming together in Africa before, they often teased each other when they were bored, which was considered to be a lower level of tact on the show.

When a comedian wants to be vulgar, there's no restraint.

However, the topic, which was originally just meant to liven things up and make everyone laugh, was taken over by the clueless Da Tian Tian.

"Oh right! I remember now, Xiao Bao was a gift from Grandpa Qian~ It's so cute! And it's quite famous now!"

Da Tian Tian has also been following the behind-the-scenes story of "Wolf Warrior 2" and is quite familiar with Xiao Bao, having met him many times.

She was one of the people who had once considered stealing Xiaobao's body.

At this moment, she looked even more delighted, as if she had bumped into Xiao Bao's family.

After she said that, the others were a little unsure how to respond. After all, if they mentioned Xiao Bao, a very famous cat, should they also mention its owner?

But if Nazha's name were revealed, I'm afraid Da Tiantian wouldn't be able to smile as happily as she does now.

Fortunately, Uncle Qian is Uncle Qian after all!

Can a comedian make someone drop their words on the ground?

"I had no idea that little thing would become so popular. I should have given it a gift."

Upon hearing this, Bai Liang's eyes lit up. "That's easy!"

Hearing him speak, Yu Qian knew what this guy was up to: "You want me to kowtow to you, huh?"

"No, that won't do. My sister-in-law is here. Although it's our first meeting, we've known each other for a long time, so how can I do it in front of her? There are too many people outside right now. You can just secretly kowtow to me later, Brother Qian~"

"Wait a minute! Let's not talk about kowtowing yet. Explain to me what you mean by 'having been spiritually connected for a long time'?" Yu Qianyi glared at him.

"Oh, I mainly learned about my sister-in-law from Teacher Guo."

That concludes the discussion.

Although Yu Qian's wife is not a public figure, she is quite famous in some respects.

After all, Yu Qian is Guo Degang's straight man, and his wife has been teased by Guo quite a bit. Not only his wife, but his father and others have also been "roasted" quite a bit.

The two continued their exchange, their aggressive tone reaching its peak, yet they didn't create any sense of tension among the others.

Instead, they couldn't help but chuckle, and even burst into laughter.

After several rounds of sparring, Yu Qianchong gave Bai Liang a thumbs up, saying, "I just gave you a little pointers back in Africa, and now I feel like you could go straight to the Deyun Society stage and start performing!"

At this moment, Wu Jing finally found an opportunity to say, "That's what it means to have a good brain! What a coincidence, isn't it? We have someone with a good brain on our show too! A graduate of a prestigious university, and even appeared on 'The Brain'! I'm suddenly a little curious, which of these two has a better brain? Liang Ge, oh no, Xiao Bai, I feel like you might not be able to compare!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Liang and Yu Qian turned to look at Wu Jing at the same time, and then they looked at each other in tacit understanding.

Yu Qian: "Did you see that? Trying to stir up trouble!"

Bai Liang smiled and nodded: "The reverse psychology tactic is too clumsy! I'll use something better after I turn twelve."

The two of them took turns saying something, which made Wu Jing's face turn a little red.

I'm embarrassed.

Damn, is it that obvious?!
Isn't it normal for a military general to be not good at speaking?
(End of this chapter)