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Chapter 646 The Samoyed That Stumbled into a Pack of Wolves

What exactly is this "older sister" thinking?

Guo Qilin was in a state of great inner turmoil and distress, mainly because he couldn't think of a good reason to refuse.

Similarly, the expectant look in the eyes of the second princess in front of him also managed to keep him in check.

He was quick-witted and actually quite shrewd, but at this moment he really wanted to call his master for advice on how to handle this situation.

Uncle Qian is sure he can come up with a solution!

However, he felt that this second princess was a little different from what he had imagined. Her eyes looked just like those of a husky that had infiltrated a wolf pack.

No, it should be a Samoyed that wandered into a pack of wolves.

It's much more eye-catching than a husky!

"Okay, but we're about to start recording, the staff is coming to find us."

When he saw the production crew arrive, Guo Qilin breathed a sigh of relief; at least he wouldn't have to lead his second princess out for thrills.

Whatever you're planning, you can do it behind the scenes.
But while saying this, Guo Qilin secretly observed the other person's expression, after all, the production team shouldn't be able to control this second princess.

Surprisingly, upon hearing this, the second princess immediately nodded in agreement, her expression showing a hint of eagerness.

It seems that the start of the show made her more interested!
A thought crossed Guo Qilin's mind: Could she really be here to seriously debut as a celebrity?
The recording of the show started right from the beginning and went straight into a really messed-up segment.

Because the production team didn't give any instructions, they just told everyone to go inside the house for a meeting.

Upon entering, you'll see a long table with a dozen or so chairs, a bar counter, and shelves for displaying drinks.
Bai Liang looked around the place and felt it was rather sloppy. He looked up at the ceiling and felt it looked like a converted warehouse.

After a dozen or so guests rushed in, some casually remarked and strolled around the place, while others found a seat and looked around.
This is where the advantages of small groups really come in. Sister Meng and the others huddled together, chatting quietly and occasionally covering their mouths to giggle.

On the contrary, they were the most at ease. Even Xiaotian and Zhouye, who occasionally glared at each other, seemed more natural than the others around them.

The downside was that their group was a bit too large. If Bai Liang were added, they would make up a third of all the guests. Before long, everyone started glancing at them every now and then, even before anyone spoke first.
The wicked kitten quickly noticed this, sat up straight, and quietly alerted her sisters.

However, Sister Meng, who was engrossed in the conversation and couldn't hide her smile, completely missed the other person's reminder and instead said, "Oh, Tongtong, what are you pretending for? Hehe~"

Sister Meng, who had inexplicably let out a "ga" sound, only then noticed the gazes around her. She shrank her neck and froze in place.

Several seconds later, she weakly asked, "Has it started?"

“If Sister Meng doesn’t say ‘start,’ we wouldn’t dare bring it up either,” Guo Qilin, sitting opposite her, chimed in.

This guy is quite perceptive. On one hand, he does know Sister Meng and they've acted together before, so it's appropriate for him to chime in.

On the other hand, it also gives Sister Meng a way out, and allows us to tease her a bit more to liven up the atmosphere.

There was nothing he could do; since that guy just sat there smiling and didn't say a word, he had no choice but to act as a pawn.

"Don't talk nonsense." Sister Meng panicked a little, her big eyes darting around like a thief, making anyone who saw her feel guilty.

As she muttered under her breath, she also turned her gaze to someone, instinctively pleading for help: Help me! Help me! Help me!

"Cough cough."

Bai Liang coughed, immediately attracting everyone's attention.

Guo Qilin breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, his "big brother" was finally going to speak?

Aside from seniors like Song Dandan, Bai Liang is the most influential person here, so it seems more appropriate for him to speak first, and most people would actually listen.

After coughing, this guy actually said, "Why are you looking at me? My throat is just a little itchy, I didn't mean to say anything~"

The next second, a bottle of water was pushed over from the other side.

"Little Watermelon is so thoughtful!"

Bai Liang's casual compliment made Xiao Tian grin, revealing her dimples, but her expression was very tense, so her smile looked a little stiff.

After all, under the constant nagging of the wicked kitten, she really didn't want to be the first to stick her neck out.
So he turned around and glared fiercely at Zhou Ye.

Zhou Ye: ??? Why are you glaring at me like that, you stray cat?!

"This is just recording a TV show, how embarrassing!"

The second princess was already secretly complaining. Although she had read the script very carefully, it didn't actually explain what this part was about.

Are we all just going to sit here like this?
Guo Qilin: No, sister, don't ask me.
He was really having a headache. There were so many people, and he had only exchanged a few words with this second princess. She even sat next to him when she was looking for a seat. Was she there to see Bai Daxian in person, or to find him?
"Awkwardness is part of the show's effect, so maybe that's what the production team was planning," he could only guess and explain helplessly.

"Oh~"

However, at this moment, something even more awkward happened!

Seeing that none of the young people present were speaking up, Song Dandan couldn't hold back any longer.

"How about we introduce ourselves?"

Upon hearing this, most people looked "horrified".

Honestly, having everyone introduce themselves is a bit terrifying, especially in such an awkward atmosphere.

As a result, Song Dandan quickly switched into patriarchal mode after speaking, and even added a comment:

"Now let me explain. Now let's start introducing ourselves, saying what we do and how we became famous. Since you've achieved something, everyone should say a few words."

The terror has escalated!
There were definitely many people present whose pupils were trembling with shock; some even had their toes retracting!

I can't help but wonder if Song Dandan's actions were staged by the production team.
That seems very likely! Otherwise, it couldn't have been a "good idea" that this old lady came up with on a whim, could it?

Bai Liang secretly observed the others' movements, secretly delighted.

It really is a large-scale performance art piece!
He's been in the industry for over five years and he's never seen a show start like this before—it's so awkward!

Even Sister Meng is behaving herself now, wearing a stiff but polite smile, looking down at her nose and remaining completely still.

She seemed afraid of being called on by the "teacher" and being the first to introduce herself.

However, at that moment, Sister Meng's pupils suddenly dilated again!

Someone touched her leg under the table!
She looked up abruptly, and breathed a sigh of relief when she met Bai Liang's smiling gaze.

But she also puffed out her cheeks slightly and glared at him, knowing she shouldn't attract attention at a time like this!

Ugh, so boring!

Bai Liang tried to touch the evil little cat again, but the cat didn't move at all, not even blinking its eyes. However, its long middle finger had secretly peeked out from somewhere.

This girl has really long fingers!
But why didn't you do any manicure? Your nails are so neatly trimmed.

Zhou Ye is more fun. After discovering that Bai Liang was playing tricks on him, the little dog Hong Wen quickly reappeared!
She had to cover her face with both hands to hide the situation.
As for Xiaotian, she was much wilder. She had a smile on her face, her hands cupping her cheeks. But after being touched, she immediately kicked Bai Liang!
Impressive skills! And quite the temper!
The upper body remains still, while the lower body delivers a powerful kick!
Then she pretended something had fallen to the ground and quickly looked down.

After discovering who the culprit was, they immediately regretted it.

Oh dear, I was so stressed just now!
Having learned his lesson, Bai Liang grimaced and withdrew his long legs, ceasing his reckless behavior.

Although it was a bit awkward, Song Dandan managed to get the recording process going after she started.

The scene was just like when teachers asked students to come up on stage and introduce themselves when we were in school.

After Shu Qi, Zhou Jie, Guo Qilin, and others gave brief self-introductions, everything seemed normal until the first unfortunate victim finally appeared.

Zhang Han, the Oil King.

Life is full of awkward questions, awkward answers, and awkward silences that you can't get over.

You can turn off the show, but you can't escape social interactions, nor can you escape those older, somewhat domineering people who, in front of many people, solemnly deliver a soul-searching judgment on you.

When Song Dandan pressed him with "What have you acted in?", the awkwardness of the situation reached its limit.

Although Zhang Han has now gone down the path of becoming an oil tycoon and there is no turning back, he was once considered one of the kings of arrogance.

A guy who's all about showing off is completely outmatched in this situation!

Likes to act cool? Is your self-introduction too brief?

Song Dandan will teach you a lesson in life! A barrage of deadly questions!

I absolutely have to ask you what you've actually acted in!
To be honest, Zhang Han actually looked "younger" at this time. His stiff expression and stubborn insistence that "I have no burden" were very similar to Murong Yunhai when he acted with Shuangzi in Meteor Shower.

Song Dandan directly made people "rejuvenate"!

Finally, after he insisted on his stance that "I'm just an actor," Song Dandan reluctantly let him off the hook, saying, "Young people can choose not to say anything if they feel embarrassed."

Reading the air is an art; if something feels off, take a step back.

At this moment, the "genius" contestant Su Mang came up with a good idea. She started talking to Li Xueqing, who was sitting next to her.

"Give me your phone, I need to check what your brother Han has been acting in lately."

All I can say is, he truly is a master of awkwardness!

Her actions made things even more awkward!

So you're going to investigate? If you could just blurt out some of Zhang Han's representative works, it might ease the awkwardness for him.

However, after thinking about it, Bai Liang realized that it was actually not a good idea to bring it up.
At first glance, the only thing he could think of was Chu Yuxun, or rather, "Meteor Shower".

After thinking harder, all he could think of was, "I want the whole world to know that you've taken over this fishpond." He had forgotten the name of the show, but he knew that this was the origin of the other party's nickname, "Pond Owner."

Oh right, I think she acted in this movie with Zhao Liying. Back then, she was a round-faced girl with a rustic look.
After everyone introduced themselves, no one else felt as awkward as Zhang Han.

It's unclear whether Song Dandan learned from her previous experience and didn't want to make things awkward for everyone again, or whether she was simply targeting Zhang Han.
It's more likely the former, since there's no enmity between them. However, in my opinion, it might be the latter.

He probably wouldn't be able to get over it without cursing "Old Deng" a few times in his heart.

"It's my turn!"

Bai Liang waited for a long time, and when it was finally his turn, he prepared to launch into a long speech.

He is indeed naturally fearless, after all, good luck always accompanies him, and there is nothing for him to be afraid of.

As for the awkwardness~
As long as he is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Sister Meng, I haven't started yet, you don't need to rush." ​​Bai Liang gestured with his hand, offering guidance to Sister Meng who was being overly enthusiastic.

Sister Meng humbly accepted the criticism and acted like a little fan.

Very supportive!

The mischievous kitten covered its mouth and chuckled, while Xiaotian and Zhouye, who were just there to create a lively atmosphere, started shaking their heads and cheering.

Having acquaintances makes all the difference. In such an awkward atmosphere and setting, the moment someone steps up to support you and create a stage for interaction, the awkwardness disappears instantly.

Wait, something's not right! Someone else was clapping too.
Bai Liang turned his head and saw that it was actually the Second Princess!
The other person scratched his head and gave him a shy smile.

Greetings, bro!

My buddy will clap for you later!
After exchanging greetings and giving his name and other basic information, Bai Liang suddenly looked at Song Dandan when he started talking about his work.

The elderly woman was taken aback by his gaze and was a little confused as to why he was doing this first.

After Bai Liang's winking and gesturing, Song Dandan understood and didn't know whether to be angry or amused.

The previous one was almost driven to madness by her, and now another one has appeared who is actively "provoking" them.

However, she still kindly agreed to Bai Liang's request. Young people should be energetic and outgoing!
Auntie, I admire you!

What is your representative work?

That's right!

"Sister Dan, that's a great question!"

Guo Qilin: You call her "sister"?! You've messed up the generations, bro!

Although he was inwardly complaining, he was quick to offer his support, "Brother Liang, are you going to do a rapid-fire monologue? You have quite a few signature pieces!"

"Hey~" Bai Liang pushed his hands to indicate that this was wrong, "I only have one masterpiece, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"what?!"

He wasn't the only one surprised; almost everyone present subconsciously wondered which work he was referring to.

Unlike Zhang Han, Bai Liang has a lot of hit TV series and movies, and many of them are very representative and groundbreaking. If you had to choose one...
Many people have their own answers.

Bai Liang then directly revealed the answer: "It's 'The Son-in-Law'!"

Several people looked bewildered: What the hell is this? I've never heard of it before.

At that moment, the evil kitten and Xiaotian reacted as if they had been electrocuted.

They're still advertising verbally?!

"I know I know!"

(End of this chapter)