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Chapter 653 Immortals are lined up like hemp!
Zhou Ye: Everyone's showing off.
When Zhou Ye realized that his presence on the show was becoming so insignificant that he could barely stand out, he knew he couldn't continue like this!
That despicable Tian Xiwei, she even resorted to eating dog biscuits to steal the spotlight?

That's incredibly unscrupulous!
And then I remembered how Sister Meng made those startling remarks and lost her dog yesterday. She really made a huge impact!
After thinking about it for a moment, Zhou Ye came to the conclusion: Only Sister Tongtong is a good person!
From her perspective, since the start of the show's recording, it seems that only Li Yitong hasn't caused any trouble. Of course, the incident where everyone hid in bed together doesn't count, since everyone was involved in that and it canceled each other out.

If the wicked little cat knew that Zhou Ye had given her a "friend zone" card, she'd probably be scratching a few question marks.

Huh? She's become a good person?
Even if she were to evaluate herself, she would realize that she was obviously bad.
The reason we didn't do anything strange was simply because it wasn't necessary.

She came to the show with a promotional mission, and even though she didn't interact with Bai Liang at all during the recording, the editing made it seem like they were exchanging sweet nothings.
This kind of operation is considered a basic skill in many variety shows.

Regardless of whether it's black or red, it can be cut into yellow or pink.

They are known as the Montage CP.

Dilraba and Luhan were often subjected to this tactic when they were on Running Man.

So the evil little cat doesn't need to do anything weird or outrageous; it just needs to put more effort into its appearance and outfit, and show off its cute crescent-shaped eyes.

However, relatively speaking, she became much more proactive in the later recording process than on the first day, mainly because she was spurred on by Sister Meng.

Sometimes there's just no other way.

I encountered a genius with extraordinary talent, but I couldn't defeat him despite using all my strength.

After pulling off the big move of "My mom wants you to do well," Sister Meng immediately won a second round of awards!

During an ordinary dinner, Sister Meng was helping the Second Princess clear the table while chatting casually with Li Xueqing.

At first, we talked about the food.

Regarding whether the same dish can be eaten twice.

Sister Meng seemed to have enjoyed her meal, still chewing, and casually remarked, "Of course you can eat the same dish twice, and you can love the same person twice, darling~"

Li Xueqing was a little shy when she was called "baby", but she was very interested in what Sister Meng had mentioned!

"Can you really do it?"

"Yes!" Sister Meng said with certainty.

Have you ever gone back to an ex you already had?

That's a great question! Absolutely perfect!

Sister Meng nodded vigorously, "Eat! Eat like crazy! I've recovered six times in five years."

She actually thought about what she was saying before she said it, and didn't tell the whole truth. Otherwise, if she had given the exact number of times she had gone back to her exes, it would have seemed a bit outrageous.

However, although I did use my brain a little, I didn't use it completely.

Li Xueqing's ears were already a little numb. "Can I hear this, baby?"
Five years, my foot! After reading that number, I'm almost certain who that person is just by looking at your Baidu Baike page!

She really didn't want to understand instantly! If only her stubborn brain didn't work so fast!
For a moment, Li Xueqing, who was usually so quick-witted in stand-up comedy, was rendered speechless and hesitated to continue the topic.

But next to Sister Meng is someone who's "not afraid of death"!
Having already gotten used to the rhythm of recording the show, the second princess, who is becoming more and more accustomed to it, doesn't care about this or that anymore.

If Sister Meng dares to say it herself, then of course she dares to continue asking questions. And how could she let such an interesting topic pass by?

"Who were you with six times in five years?" the second princess asked, her tone surprised and extremely curious.

"Uh"

This time, Sister Meng was stumped, but she still honestly said, "I definitely can't say who it is, honey, or I'll be in trouble."

Upon seeing Sister Meng point to the camera, the Second Princess immediately indicated that she "understood"!
But she was still very curious and couldn't help asking about some details related to "going back to an old flame".

Sister Meng also answered selectively.

She may seem to be hiding something, but she's actually being very open. After all, how many young female celebrities would share their relationship experiences like this? They all seem to want to be labeled as "never been in a relationship."
The most outrageous ones even include women in their thirties who dare to say they have no experience in that area.
While the two of them were frantically revealing information, Li Xueqing couldn't help but cautiously get involved, and at the same time began to sympathize with the production team.

This content is so exciting, if it were broadcast, it would be a huge hit without a doubt!
But the question is, would they dare to broadcast it?
Based on the long list of things Sister Meng added to the Second Princess, as well as the details she accidentally let slip, if this person wasn't Bai Liang, Li Xueqing would dare to chop off her own head!
Similarly, netizens are absolutely certain they can "arrest" Bai Liang.

Program Team:
This is clearly an attempt to make things difficult for Fat Tiger!

What could they do? They had to clean up Meng's messes, of course.
Much of the content will definitely have to be cut, but the line "healed six times in five years" can be kept.

Sister Meng has shared so generously; it would be a disservice to her contribution if we didn't broadcast any of it!
In fact, when the show was first recorded, Sister Meng did leave the guests and some staff members with labels such as "scheming" and "green tea".

But as the recording progressed, many people realized that she seemed to speak without thinking!

Of course, that doesn't mean she has no ulterior motives at all; Sister Meng isn't as naive and innocent as she seems.

However, given her self-righteous and obvious manner, it's really hard for people to categorize her as a bad woman.

Everyone can see through a person's tricks. How can someone like that do something bad?
Although bad people rack their brains, they are no match for a fool's quick thinking.

But there are two kinds of inspirations: one that can really cause trouble, and the other that can really make people laugh.

After all that scheming, the end result is just to make you laugh.

This is Sister Meng.

Just then, the sound of a motorcycle suddenly came from outside. Looking out the window, they saw that Bai Liang had somehow gotten a motorcycle, and Li Yitong and the others were watching from outside.

The production team also had a "we've finally waited for you" feeling. The girls were all "showing off" on the show, was Bai Daxian finally going to make his move?!

The story of Bai Liang and the internal combustion engine doesn't need much explanation. His first viral photo after entering the industry was taken with a car, and we should thank Mercedes-Benz for their sponsorship.

At the same time, there's also the phrase "Don't let Bai Liang touch the car," which came out of Han Han's mouth and has now spread throughout the entertainment industry, and it's said to be a bit of a gritted-teeth remark, which also shows his connection with this thing.

As for motorcycles, there are some details in the behind-the-scenes footage of "Better Days".
So Zhou Ye was very excited!

She felt a sense of relief, as if it were finally her turn. However, before she could even act out of her excitement, she saw Li Yitong casually straddle the motorcycle, grab Bai Liang's waist, and energetically shout, "Let's go for a ride!"

Zhou Ye: I feel wronged!
But just as she was regretting that she was too slow, a big, furry dog ​​suddenly darted out from behind them, startling them.

This is a big golden retriever.

Bai Liang seemed quite familiar with the dog, and immediately began to angrily rub its head.

"Don't be afraid, this dog belongs to the motorcycle owner and came along to play. It's Chocolate's friend."

Chocolate, with only his head peeking out from under Bai Liang's coat wrapped around his chest, said: Yeah~
As Meng Jie's dog, making friends is practically a basic skill for him!
So, the question is: what will happen when the three elements of dog, motorcycle, and Bai Liang are combined?
Anyway, Li Yitong got out of the car dejectedly and began to advise Bai Liang not to mess around.
Bai Liang waved his hand dismissively, then frowned and said, "Little kitty, you don't believe Bruce anymore?"

"You son of a bitch!"

Li Yitong, who couldn't help but swear, quickly stopped herself from spewing profanities, while rubbing her forehead in exasperation.

Is there anyone who can control this lawless male fox?!
What about Sister Meng? Never mind, Sister Meng probably can't do it either. It's already difficult enough for her to manage herself.

Originally, Li Yitong felt that she and Bai Liang were on the same wavelength, and that their thought processes were compatible.

But now she realizes she was too arrogant!

What she was seeing had exceeded the limits of what she considered "reckless" behavior!

The dog simply got up and touched the motorcycle handlebars, and Bai Liang's eyes lit up. He thought the dog could ride a motorcycle, and after saying "Good job, Bruce," he actually prepared to pick it up and put it in front of him, as if he was going to let the dog take him for a ride.

Li Yitong felt that the fact that she hesitated before finally running away from the back seat meant she really liked this lunatic.
She's actually hesitating!
"Don't mess around! Why don't you just let Chocolate give you a ride on his bike?!"

"The chocolate is only so big; it can't hold the motorcycle steady," Bai Liang said logically.

The "Bruce" in front of us is a big dog, so there's room to ride a bike.

This logic is flawless!
Chocolate: Yes!
"What a load of rubbish!"

Li Yitong, who had almost been led astray by him, was so glared at that her crescent-shaped eyes almost disappeared, but she was starting to seriously consider whether she should sit back down.

She refused to believe that Bai Liang would take her with him in death!
This time, Zhou Ye was faster than her!

He hopped onto the back of the motorcycle in a flash, then used his hands as a makeshift seatbelt for Bai Liang.

Zhou Ye didn't really believe Bruce; she was simply infatuated, her eyes only on that spot. Who was riding the bike, or even if it was a person, was no longer important!
She needs to feel relevant; she refuses to be just another face in the street!
"I'm ready, Little White Bro!"

"Hey? Passengers are all in position, let's go!"

To the astonishment of Li Yitong and everyone around her, the big golden retriever gave a wicked smile and started the motorcycle!

This dog can actually ride a motorcycle!

You can always trust Bruce!

"Fuck."

Li Xueqing and the others inside the house watched this scene through the window, their mouths agape in astonishment.

She didn't know what Sister Meng and the Second Princess were thinking, but at that moment, only one sentence occupied Li Xueqing's mind:

There are countless immortals!
What kind of weirdos are the guests on this show?

If someone suddenly saw this scene, they'd probably wonder if they were still in bed and dreaming.
To be honest, the dog wasn't riding the bike very fast, but the scene was truly quite shocking.

The production team was stunned. They had really hoped Bai Liang would pull off some amazing work, but they hadn't expected him to do something so outrageous and grueling!
So Bai Liang is holding back a big move?

The scene was quite surreal, with a car in front and a bunch of people chasing after it.

Of course, even at this moment, the exceptionally dedicated cameramen did not put down the equipment they were carrying on their shoulders.

On the one hand, the equipment is indeed quite expensive, and on the other hand, given the scene, if I didn't take a picture, I would regret it so much that I would wake myself up from my dreams.

Of course, the final result wasn't very good.

It wasn't that Bruce's driving skills were the problem, but rather that Bai Liang, the instigator, had to pay the price after having his fun.

Those who have experienced being "kicked out" can probably relate.

Bai Liang got out of the car and gave Bruce a high five, officially ending this fantastical journey. Before he could even feel smug for a few seconds, he was surrounded by a group of people who were criticizing him.

Led by the wicked little cat with its fur standing on end, and supported by "elders" like Song Dandan, with main forces like Sister Meng following up with a frenzied barrage of criticism, they launched a comprehensive critique of him from every angle.

In this situation, even if Bai Liang is protected by Lady Luck, it's useless; he can only stand there innocently "taking a beating."

However, the male guests seemed rather eager to make their move.
After all, who could resist a Bruce who can ride a motorcycle?

If Bai Liang weren't still being "kicked around," they would really like to give it a try. After going around in circles, they could brag about it for at least twenty years!
At this moment, Zhou Ye felt a sense of triumph, thinking to himself: I was so brave!

Although looking back now it's a bit scary, it's all in the past now.

Her main task now is to show off to Tian Xiwei!
Xiao Tian, ​​the only one among the "Mud Got Away" girls who didn't participate in the "Circle Kick" Bai Liang activity, glared at Zhou Ye and prepared to walk around him.

However, Zhou Ye wasn't about to let her off so easily, and immediately ran up to her again:

"What are you babbling about? Did you see me being carried on a bike by the dog?"

Showing off like that!
Xiaotian stared wide-eyed at Zhou Ye with eyes as sharp as knives. She had rushed as fast as she could, but she still hadn't made it!
How could such a meaningful and unique experience have been stolen by this shameless red-eared marmoset dog?
Tongtong is really useless.
Anyway, Xiaotian felt that if it were him, no matter what kind of bike it was, he would just hold on to Bai Liang tightly and not let go!
You can just close your eyes and be done with it.
Compared to the risks of being carried by the dog on a bicycle, Xiaotian found Zhou Ye's direct confrontation with her even more unbearable.

Look how smug she is! What's so great about her?!

Yes! It's nothing special!
(End of this chapter)