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Chapter 406 The Catwoman Robot with 2 Eagle Coins is on the Market, Should Yang Chen Not Go Along Wi

Although Master said he had not found any information about the Catwoman robot from Chinese companies, including Yang Chen, the head of the White Eagle was already scared of losing. After hanging up the phone, he immediately called the heads of the CIA and other agencies, demanding that they find out whether Yang Chen had any such products to launch.

The previous intelligence error led both the White House and CIA headquarters to believe that their intelligence personnel were at fault, and in a fit of anger, they summoned them all back from China.

They are currently repositioning intelligence agents there, so expecting them to immediately investigate Yang Chen's business secrets is clearly unrealistic.

However, even if it's just a formality, an investigation is still necessary. If problems arise in the future, the blame can be shifted to departments like the CIA, rather than to his strategic mistakes.

To be fair, the Eagle family is really unlucky; they are always instantly killed whenever they show their faces.

Master is about to launch a Catwoman robot, and Yang Chen's humanoid robot is also ready to be launched, and it is a humanoid robot with a wireless brain-computer interface.

what is this concept?

If I don't want to wash the dishes, I can lie on the sofa and control the robot to wash them with my "thoughts". If I wear VR glasses, or simply use a mobile phone, I can also control the scene seen by the robot's eyes from the robot's perspective. Whether the dishes are clean or not, and which parts to focus on, users can control it all from the sofa with their "thoughts".

What's the even more awesome feature?
Since it is a humanoid robot, if a girlfriend or wife is on her period, or simply has no interest in sex, but her boyfriend or husband is very sexually aroused, she can use her "thoughts" to control the female robot to satisfy him or her husband. Conversely, if the boyfriend or husband is willing, he or she can use the male robot to satisfy his or her partner.

Of course, this is a feature that customers need to opt for; it is not available in the standard configuration.

With this option, many single people will be in luck, and it can also reduce the occurrence of some illegal and criminal activities, and even add some fun to each other's relationship.

In addition, this robot has an optional function: reproduction. If a man or woman does not want to get married but wants children, or if a woman does not want to go through the painful process of pregnancy and childbirth, she can undergo in vitro fertilization and then transfer the embryo into the robot's uterus. From embryo development to childbirth, the robot provides a fully customized service to ensure the healthy development of the child.

However, this feature is controversial from both ethical and legal perspectives, so whether or not it will be launched depends on the results of subsequent discussions among relevant departments.

In other words, Master's Catwoman robot is still at the stage of simply mimicking a human, while Yang Chen's robot has already reached a level of functionality and intelligence that its peers cannot match.

Unsurprisingly, this was destined to be another ruthless crushing defeat.

Just as the CIA and other agencies were investigating whether Yang Chen had any products similar to the Catwoman robot, Yang Chen issued an announcement.

"I'd like to share our research findings on lunar soil. Our team discovered natural graphene, water, and a single-crystal particle that has not been found on Earth. We've named it 'Chang'e Stone.' The team is currently studying its properties, and we will share any new information as soon as possible."

Actually, Yang Chen didn't need to announce this personally, but because many people on the internet still had doubts about Yang Chen receiving 450 grams of lunar soil, he wanted to personally silence them and let them have nothing to say with the real results.

Soon, netizens left messages expressing their support.

"See? I told you it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that Mr. Yang took it all. His team is truly capable of producing results."

"You've achieved results so quickly, faster than other units. That's why the country trusts him; he never disappoints."

"This is so romantic! Chang'e Stone. If we find anything new in a few days, we'll name it Jade Rabbit, Wu Gang, or Jade Cinnamon. Let foreigners understand the fact that the moon belongs to the Dragon Kingdom. These names will be proof."

Yang Chen's research findings have also been praised by foreign netizens, and unsurprisingly, Yang Chen has once again become a hot topic on the international internet.

Yang Chen's popularity put a lot of pressure on the higher-ups of the White Eagle family, and they were also very unhappy.

Since agents from agencies like the CIA couldn't figure out whether Yang Chen actually had a robot similar to Catwoman in the short term, the Bald Eagles didn't wait any longer and immediately started promoting the Catwoman robot.

White House press conference.

AFP reporter: Yang Chen officially announced that his team found water, natural graphene, and a substance they named Chang'e Stone, which does not exist on Earth, in lunar soil. However, since it was also lunar soil, why didn't you find these substances in the 380 kilograms of lunar soil you brought back? What's the problem? Were you not landing on the same moon?
The spokesperson immediately explained, "The moon is the same moon, but different regions of the lunar regolith contain different substances, which is normal! Take Earth for example, some places have oil, coal, and gold, while other places have nothing. You can't say that we don't live on the same Earth just because we live underground where there is oil and coal, and you don't. So what they found in the lunar regolith and what they didn't find in our lunar regolith are not contradictory at all. However, I want to say that the moon belongs to the universe, not to any particular country. When naming a moon, relevant countries should consider the acceptance of the international community, not just what they themselves can accept."

At this moment, a reporter from the Dragon Kingdom asked a question.

"Whoever discovers it, names it—that's the international standard. If Yang Chen can't name that new substance, then the names of Newton's laws, Faraday's laws, Kepler's planet, etc., are all unreasonable, because they didn't consider the acceptance of people from Asian, African, and other regions. Is that the logic?"

The spokesperson quickly denied it, saying, "Of course not. I was just suggesting that Yang Chen consider the feelings of foreigners when naming the product, not that I thought what he did was unreasonable."

At this point, a reporter from the Bald Eagle's own organization asked a question.

"Yang Chen is constantly launching new technologies and products, and almost all of them are innovative. On the other hand, we at Bald Eagle haven't had any competitive technologies for a long time. What are your thoughts on this?"

The spokesperson finally got the question she wanted to hear.

"I must emphasize that our technology has been constantly innovating, and high-tech products have been constantly emerging; it's just that you haven't been paying attention to us. For example, Elon Master's company is about to launch a humanoid Catwoman robot, which is a testament to the technological leadership of our great Bald Eagle."

The reporters immediately perked up.

"So, what are the features of this robot, and what advantages does it have compared to Yang Chen's robot?"

The spokesperson immediately transformed into a "live-streaming salesperson," introducing the Catwoman robot to everyone.

"The most distinctive feature of the Catwoman robot is its lifelikeness. Both its appearance and personality mimic women of different personalities, thus satisfying the needs of different men..."

It's unclear whether the spokesperson misunderstood the selling point of the Catwoman robot, or if that's exactly what Master told her. Based on her description, the general impression of the Catwoman robot is that it's a tool used to satisfy male needs.

This might attract some people who genuinely have a huge demand for this product, but such people are a minority, so it's destined to have poor sales. At this point, the reporter from Eagle News Agency asked another question.

"Will this be promoted as a key national project again? Will our allied countries be required to purchase it?"

The spokesperson nodded and said, "Of course! When we have new technological achievements, we should share them with our allies as soon as possible so that the people of our allied countries can also enjoy the benefits of technological progress. For example, Japan, South Korea, and European countries all have a strong market demand for this product. Therefore, we hope that these countries can purchase it in large quantities and sell it to their people. With this robot, I believe we can reduce the number of crimes against women in their countries."

A reporter from Japan asked a question.

"Can we not buy it?"

The spokesperson immediately replied, "Of course not! No one can stop our allies from progressing and becoming stronger with us, not even our allies themselves!"

The entire room fell silent.

But thinking about it carefully, it's not surprising. After all, this has always been the way the bald eagles do things. It would be strange if they didn't take advantage of their allies one day.

The video of the press conference was quickly uploaded to online platforms around the world.

In China, Master's fans were ecstatic, and their praise for Master could be seen in the comment sections of all the related videos released by various media outlets.

"The key to a clear understanding of technology lies in the hands of civilization; this is what entrepreneurs should be doing. Unlike some of our entrepreneurs who focus on things like food delivery and community group buying."

"This is the kind of role model that entrepreneurs all over the world should learn from. He can create whatever the times need. Ten years ago, the times needed trams, so he created Tesla. Now, men need female companions, so he created the Catwoman robot. This is the foundation and social responsibility of entrepreneurs from a great power. We should learn from them."

"I just want to know the price right now. If it's really 2 eagle coins as rumored online, I'll definitely buy one. If you spend 15 on a woman, she'll run away if you stop spending money on her. But if you spend 15 on this robot, she'll be loyal to me forever. Anyway, it feels like a real person, what more could I ask for!"

"Yang Chen can't compete this time, can he? Robots are the most technologically advanced products. They involve not only intelligence but also materials science. Without years of accumulation, it would be impossible to develop such a perfect robot."

"Simps, remember your true colors now. When Boss Yang brings out his robot, let's see if you'll delete these brainless comments. It's fine if you admire Master, but your behavior of belittling domestic entrepreneurs is truly disgusting."

Unsurprisingly, Yang Chen's Weibo and other social media accounts were flooded with comments from netizens asking if he had any products similar to the Catwoman robot, and if so, to make an official announcement. They simply couldn't stand the sycophantic comments.

Yang Chen found it strange that every time he wanted to launch a new product, Yingzi's company would always launch the same product. It was one or two times, but it happened every time. He even suspected that Yingzi's company was monitoring him.

Yang Chen's mind is currently focused on Chen Xi and the child in her womb, so he naturally won't respond to this kind of thing.

Sihai Intelligent can proceed with its robot launch as planned; there's no need to specifically target Master's Catwoman robot.

Seeing that the Catwoman robot was generating buzz worldwide, Tesla officially held a press conference to launch the Catwoman robot.

Master took this product very seriously, and he personally hosted the launch event.

Master gave a detailed introduction to the Catwoman robot's functions and features, and announced that the price starts at 1.99 Eagle Coins. Users can choose some high-end configurations, and the highest price will not exceed 5 Eagle Coins.

"Our product doesn't pursue profit; its main purpose is to benefit more people. The basic version allows for voice communication, simple housework, and even tutoring for children, all for just 1.99 Eagle Coins—truly excellent value. I know that Chinese products have always been known for their low prices, and this time we're following their strategy to sweep the global market with ultra-low prices. We welcome other companies to bring their own products to compete with us; we're confident we'll win this time."

Although Master didn't directly name Yang Chen, he mentioned China, welcomed other companies to compete with him with their products, and was confident that he would win this time. All these conditions combined made it a specific condition, indicating that he was referring to Yang Chen.

The video of the Catwoman robot launch event quickly spread around the world. At the same time, they also placed online advertisements in countries with a population of over 10 million, especially in the Dragon Country market, where the advertising expenditure was as high as 50 million Eagle Coins, to ensure that everyone knew about it.

Of the 5000 million Eagle Coins, 500 million were for online trolling. With the help of this money, a group of Ma and Trump supporters are active on various platforms.

"Awesome! Less than 20,000 Eagle Dollars, even cabbage isn't that cheap. How can other companies compete? They might as well surrender."

"I envy the people of the Bald Eagle family. They earn and spend Eagle Coins, and they can buy it for less than 20,000. It's really possible for anyone to buy it. Now, no one will object to calling him Ma Sheng, right?"

"Yang, the internet celebrity, hasn't spoken up yet, so she's definitely out of the loop. Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked, and the one who laughs last laughs best. The beacon of human civilization isn't just a boast; she truly has the capability."

"I'm also waiting for Yang, the internet celebrity, to speak up, but it seems he won't dare to this time. Based on past experience, if he really had something to offer, he would have jumped on the bandwagon long ago. This time, the hype is coming one wave after another, and he hasn't even reacted. Isn't that obvious enough?"

As the popularity of the Catwoman robot reached its peak in China, Tesla also launched a Catwoman robot experience event at its offline experience stores.

Customers who place an order after experiencing the product can receive some discounts and benefits. Tesla provides door-to-door delivery service within the city, and for other areas, door-to-door delivery is also available for an additional fee. Users can also pick up their orders themselves.

At first glance, this Portlas Catwoman robot does seem to be coming on strong, with a strong tendency to monopolize the entire humanoid robot market.

Sihai Intelligent President Huang Wei came to Yang Chen's office to report on her work. She first introduced the preparation of her company's robots to Yang Chen, and then reported on the status of Tesla's Catwoman robot.

Yang Chen said with a smile, "No rush. Let them produce more. If they can't sell it all and it's stuck in the warehouse, I'll make sure they can't continue this business from the start."

Huang Wei nodded and said, "Understood! Then let's start sales in three days?"

"Three days is a bit too much. Let's give them a week," Yang Chen said.

A week is enough time for Tesla to prepare a large number of Catwoman robots. Just as they are about to start delivery, Sihai Robotics suddenly appears. After comparing them, customers will definitely cancel their orders for Catwoman robots. At that time, Tesla will directly have to report a loss in its annual report, and its stock price will inevitably plummet. Sihai Investment can also take advantage of the situation to short sell. Wouldn't that be great? (End of this chapter)

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