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Chapter 36 Internet Celebrity
In Shen Siyuan's memory, Zhang Haibo's home was a red brick and tile house. It was not shabby, but definitely old.

It was probably built in the 1970s or 1980s. Many of the bricks and tiles have cracks, and the dark areas are covered with moss.

Many small holes are formed on the brick walls due to wind and sun. In spring, many bees like to drill into the holes.

So Shen Siyuan and his friends liked to cover the entrance of the cave with an infusion bottle, and then poke it in with a straw. When the bees flew out, they would fall into the bottle. They could catch a lot of them in a day.

Why do we use an infusion bottle? It is because the bottle has a large belly and a small mouth, so it is difficult for bees to fly out after flying in.

However, these are all beautiful childhood memories, and what is in front of Shen Siyuan now is a Western-style house.

It is a truly European-style villa, and it is very new, and it looks like it was built not long ago.

"It seems that Zhang Haibo has really made it." Shen Siyuan said with emotion.

"Your family is not bad either, so we are a perfect match."

Aunt Qi pulled him and walked inside without any awkwardness.

"Is his aunt at home?" Aunt Seven shouted loudly.

Then a short, dark-skinned middle-aged woman walked out of the house, followed by a girl who was also short, looking no taller than 1.6 meters.

However, she has a plump figure, with the right curves and curvy parts, and a small and delicate face. She looks flawless with almost no flaws. But if you look closely, you can see that she has a thick layer of foundation on her face, covering up all the blemishes.

She is pretty, but because of her heavy makeup, you can't tell what she actually looks like.

"Cui Xiang is here." The middle-aged woman greeted her warmly.

"Hello, Auntie." Shen Siyuan called out quickly.

This woman was Zhang Haibo's mother, and Shen Siyuan naturally knew her.

"Is this Siyuan? He's grown so big now? Let aunt have a good look."

Zhang Haibo's mother no longer cared about Aunt Qi. She took Shen Siyuan's hand and looked at him carefully.

"Auntie, I haven't seen you for many years, and you haven't changed at all." Shen Siyuan said with a smile.

"Nonsense, Auntie has aged a lot." She said this with a smile on her face.

The more she looked at Shen Siyuan, the more satisfied she felt. He was tall, fair, with a pair of bright and lively eyes. Moreover, she knew him well, so she was very satisfied with him.

But it's not enough for her to be satisfied, her daughter must also be satisfied.

She turned around and waved to her daughter standing behind her, "Why are you standing there like an idiot? Come here and let Aunt Qi introduce you."

"Why do you need me to introduce you? Judging from the look on eldest sister's face, you two must be very familiar with each other, right?" Aunt Seven said with a smile.

Zhang Haibo's mother nodded and said, "This kid is a classmate of our Haibo. When he was young, he often came to our house to play. He is very tough. When you mentioned it the other day, I remembered it..."

After saying this, he prepared to introduce it to his daughter who was walking towards him.

"Mom, you don't need to introduce me, Shen Datou, how can I not know him?" He covered his mouth and laughed.

When Shen Siyuan was young, his head was bigger than others, so he was given this nickname.

But no one has called him that for many years.

But unexpectedly, this time, first it was my uncle who came back, and then it was Zhang Shengnan in front of me.

Yes, Zhang Shengnan is the name of the girl in front of me.

"It's good that you know each other." Zhang Shengnan's mother smiled happily when she heard this.

"Auntie, that's so familiar. When I was little, I remember she chased me for two miles with a stick covered in shit. It was so impressive that I still remember it now. Haha..." Shen Siyuan laughed.

Zhang Shengnan glared at Shen Siyuan fiercely. He was completely ruining her reputation.

"You girl..."

Zhang Shengnan's mother looked at her daughter unhappily.

There was nothing wrong with her daughter's name. She had been like a tomboy since she was young, so when she heard Shen Siyuan say that, she had no doubt at all.

"Mom, that's not true. Don't listen to his nonsense."

Zhang Shengnan wrinkled her nose subconsciously.

Zhang Shengnan's mother immediately knew that Shen Siyuan was not talking nonsense, because when Zhang Shengnan lied, she would subconsciously wrinkle her nose.

"Aunt, let the children talk among themselves, and we adults should stay out of it."

Aunt Qi held her aside and said that she was here for a blind date today, not to watch her educate her daughter.

"Let's have lunch here?" Zhang Shengnan's mother asked.

She was just pretending.

"No need to bother..."

As they talked, they walked towards the house, leaving only Shen Siyuan and Zhang Shengnan.

"Are you happy now?" Zhang Shengnan said dissatisfiedly.

"Who told you to call me Shen Datou?" "Isn't it? It's not a nickname I gave you. I'm telling the truth."

"What I said is also true."

"Tsk~, you're a grown man, but you're so stingy." Zhang Shengnan said disdainfully.

Shen Siyuan didn't want to continue to argue with her on this issue, so he just chatted casually to complete the task and give an explanation to his mother.

So he changed the subject and asked, "Isn't your brother back yet?"

"No."

"I heard he got rich. What kind of business is he doing in Coconut City?"

"Are you here for a blind date with me or with my brother? Why do you keep asking him?"

"Well, tell me about yourself. You should have just graduated from college this year, right?"

"Um……"

Zhang Shengnan did not hide anything and told Shen Siyuan everything about her situation.

Of course, there is no point in hiding it, as this information can be found out.

Zhang Shengnan and his brother Zhang Haibo were not good at studying. Zhang Haibo failed to get into university and eventually chose to go to Coconut City to make a living.

Zhang Shengnan was slightly better off. She was admitted to Qionghai Normal University, a second-tier university, and majored in primary education. Graduation from this major basically means unemployment.

"So what are you going to do in the future?" Shen Siyuan asked curiously.

But since her brother has a successful career, she should go to Coconut City to join Zhang Haibo.

"I have signed a contract with an MCN to create short video content. Is there a Douyin? Follow me." Zhang Shengnan said.

Shen Siyuan naturally has Douyin, and he uses it a lot when he is slacking off at work.

Zhang Shengnan’s Douyin name is [Zhang Dali] and she has 80,000 fans.

Shen Siyuan randomly clicked on a video and exclaimed, "Wow..."

She was wearing a maid outfit and crushing cans with her bare hands...

Shen Siyuan looked at her in surprise.

She immediately raised her arms, posed like a strongman, and said ferociously, "What are you looking at? Watch out or I'll hit you."

Seeing her like this, Shen Siyuan felt like laughing.

I didn’t expect that this little girl is not only a violent girl, but also a funny girl.

"Do you think I can become famous?" Zhang Shengnan asked.

"A small fire is possible, but a big fire would probably be difficult." Shen Siyuan thought for a while and said.

"why would you say so?"

"Because you don't have any substantive content, it's hard for people to remember it."

"What do you know."

It was obvious that Shen Siyuan's words made Zhang Shengnan very unhappy.

Those people who just shake their butts casually on TikTok have millions of followers. What content do they have?
Well, Shen Siyuan was speechless after being confronted by her.

In fact, the two of them got along quite well, after all, they had a childhood friendship.

But it is obvious that Zhang Shengnan does not want to fall in love and get married so early. What she wants most now is to become famous and become a big internet celebrity.

Shen Siyuan also expressed his understanding, so after the two of them added each other's contact information, they did not stay for lunch and went straight home. As for Aunt Qi, she had disappeared long ago.

Seeing her son coming back, mother Huang Huijuan immediately came up to him with an excited look on her face.

"How's the girl? Are you interested in her?"

"No, we are not suitable for each other." Shen Siyuan said.

Huang Huijuan, who was smiling just now, immediately changed her expression when she heard this.

"How do you know it's not suitable without even looking around?"

Shen Siyuan took out his cell phone and opened Zhang Shengnan’s Douyin to show her.

"Isn't that good? Being strong means you have good physical fitness. When you have children in the future, they will be healthy, and they won't be afraid of being abused by you."

"Mom, what are you talking about? She is not afraid, but I am." Shen Siyuan said speechlessly.

"Bah, useless thing, what's the point of having you? You made me so happy for nothing. Go back to Binhai as soon as possible. I'm annoyed when I see you."

My mother looked disgusted and turned back into the house.

Shen Siyuan: ...

(End of this chapter)