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Chapter 439 Doudou the Bad Guy

"Sweet potato pot, it's amazing, there are so many people in front..."

Doudou landed in front of Shen Siyuan with a gust of cold wind, his little face full of panic.

Shen Siyuan sighed and said helplessly: "Qingshui Town is just ahead. Isn't it normal to have so many people?"

"Oh, that's right, Sweet Potato Pot, you are so smart."

"Is it possible that you are just too stupid?" Xiaoyue said unhappily.

"Don't talk about Sweet Potato Pot like that." Doudou crossed her waist, looking very imposing.

"It's true that I said you were stupid. I wasn't talking about my brother, I was talking about you."

"You are not allowed to say anything about me." Doudou said angrily.

"Why are you not allowed to say it?" Xiaoyue glanced at her.

"Because I love you, you can't bully me." Doudou said seriously.

Xiaoyue was stunned by her words and couldn't say anything for a moment.

Shen Siyuan reached out and patted her shoulder with some amusement. Because Doudou was young, she expressed her feelings very directly. When she said she loved you, she really loved you.

"I didn't bully her." Xiaoyue said a little aggrieved.

"I know. Of course, it's okay to bully someone occasionally." Shen Siyuan said with a smile.

When Xiaoyue heard this, a smile appeared on her originally tense face.

Doudou was shocked and took a few steps back with his arms folded.

He looked at Shen Siyuan with horror and said, "So you are a bad sweet potato, a super invincible bad guy."

"It's too late for you to realize it now." Shen Siyuan teased her.

"I'm not afraid of you. I'll go tell Sister Ruan that she's super powerful. Are you scared now?"

As he said this, he ran proudly towards Ruan Hongzhuang behind him.

"Sister Ruan, something bad has happened, something bad has happened..."

"What's wrong? You're so shocked."

"Sweet Potato Guo bullied me." Doudou ran to Ruan Hongzhuang and pointed at Shen Siyuan in front of her to complain.

"That's it?"

Doudou:Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Isn't this serious? This is a very, very bad thing."

"Then what do you want me to do?" Ruan Hongzhuang said with a helpless smile.

Doudou glanced at Duoduo, who had a grass ring made of dog tails on her head. She pointed and said, "Only if you give me this green elf crown."

Wait, is this a thing? And what the heck is a Green Elf Crown?

But before she could say anything, Duoduo became dissatisfied.

"This is mine, I'm not giving it to you. If you want it, go get it yourself."

"But I want yours."

Doudou said this, and moved directly in front of Duoduo, so close that she could almost kiss her.

It was obvious that Duoduo was already used to Doudou's behavior and was not frightened by her. She just carefully protected the grass wreath on her head.

"Humph, don't even think about snatching it."

"I won't steal. I'm not that bad." Doudou vowed.

Duoduo: →_→

"I don't believe it. You are very bad, even worse than your brother."

"Oh~"

Doudou showed a surprised look, "You said my brother is bad, I'm going to tell him."

After saying that, he turned around and was about to tell Shen Siyuan.

Duoduo immediately became anxious.

"No, no, it's you who said it, I didn't say it."

"→_→, children must not lie, otherwise their noses will grow longer." Doudou grinned evilly.

Duoduo subconsciously reached out and touched her nose, but soon realized something was wrong.

"I didn't say that. You were the one who said that Fanshu Guoguo was a bad guy."

"I said it, and you said it."

"I I..." Duoduo stuttered and couldn't speak.

"Give me the green elf crown to wear, and I won't tell Fanshu Guoguo." Doudou said quietly.

His eyes were full of cunning.

Duoduo loves her brother very much, so she naturally doesn't want Doudou to tell him that she said he is a bad guy, so she has no choice but to hand her grass ring to Doudou.

"You can only stay for a while, and return it to me later." Duoduo said. "Okay." Doudou agreed straightforwardly.

He took it and couldn't wait to put it on his head.

Ruan Hongzhuang watched the whole process from the side, feeling a little amused and helpless.

"She's mine now." Doudou laughed.

"No, that's mine. You clearly promised to return it to me." Duoduo became anxious when he heard that.

"I'm a bad guy, I won't return it." Doudou said righteously.

"How can you be such a bad guy?" Duoduo said in surprise.

She simply couldn't imagine that there were children who would actively become bad guys.

"Humph, what's wrong with being a big bad guy? Big bad guys can do whatever they want." Doudou said proudly.

Then he turned and ran.

"The bad guys are the happiest."

Doudou was shouting as he ran, which was a complete provocation. Duoduo immediately chased after him with his short legs.

Ruan Hongzhuang: ...

"What happened to the two of them?"

Xiaoyue heard the noise and turned around in surprise.

"What else can it be? It's nothing more than Doudou teasing Duoduo again, and Duoduo got mad and wanted to beat her up." Shen Siyuan said calmly.

Obviously, this is not the first time such a thing has happened, and Shen Siyuan has become accustomed to it.

Doudou never learns his lesson and is always caught and beaten by Duoduo.

"Haha, isn't this a good idea?" Shen Siyuan laughed.

As they were talking, Doudou ran past them in a hurry.

"Help me stop them, I...I thought you were good people..."

As she spoke, she rushed forward without stopping.

Shen Siyuan and Xiaoyue remained silent, pretending not to hear anything.

"Don't run. If I catch you, I'm going to pull your ears off..." Duoduo ran past the two of them aggressively.

"I'm not afraid of you. I'll pull your head off." Doudou said unyieldingly.

"Wait for me."

Looking at the two little guys running away, Ruan Hongzhuang hurriedly called out to Shen Siyuan and Xiaoyue in front of her.

She was originally strolling with Duoduo behind, but she didn't expect that she was the only one left now.

Shen Siyuan stopped, turned around and looked at her with a smile: "Do you want me to carry you on my back?"

"Of course I am. I am so tired."

Ruan Hongzhuang opened her arms unceremoniously and lay on Shen Siyuan's back.

Shen Siyuan held Ruan Hongzhuang's hips with both hands, pushed them up, and then clamped her long legs with his wrists.

Ruan Hongzhuang leaned on Shen Siyuan's back, and her whole body relaxed and she felt a sense of security.

"No wonder you're practicing alone. You don't feel lonely at all. With these two little guys, it's quite lively."

"Haha, that's not the reason. It's just that it's hard to find a fellow Taoist and a soulmate. No one can walk shoulder to shoulder with me, so I can only go on the road alone."

"Hmph, you're just bragging. You can take me with you." Ruan Hongzhuang said coquettishly in his ear.

Shen Siyuan smiled and said, "I am practicing, not traveling. Besides, can you just abandon your company?"

Ruan Hongzhuang remained silent after hearing this, but still felt unhappy.

"I saw that Taozi and you were getting along very well those two days." Ruan Hongzhuang said.

Shen Siyuan laughed out loud.

"I thought you weren't jealous, but it turns out you were waiting for me here."

"Taozi and I just met by chance, and we didn't go anywhere during those two days. I was also practicing the whole time, and Taozi was just digging in the sand with Duoduo out of boredom..."

As we were talking, Doudou suddenly came running back in a hurry.

"Oh no, oh no..."

"what happened again?"

"There was a big fire ahead and all the houses were burned down." Doudou said anxiously.

Shen Siyuan exclaimed, looked into the distance, and sure enough, saw thick smoke billowing.

So he took a big step with Ruan Hongzhuang on his back, and moved forward quickly as if he had teleported.

Ruan Hongzhuang, who was lying on Shen Siyuan's back, actually felt dizzy.

Although I'm used to Shen Siyuan's incredible things, I'm still shocked. Is this the art of shrinking the distance into an inch, or the art of escaping into an armor or teleporting?
P: No more~
(End of this chapter)