Twin Cities: I am the man of many myths

Chapter 154 I Want to Learn How to Give Birth

After getting Li Ke's consent, the whole village of Yuanjie started to build the school. It was called construction, but in fact the villagers selected a tree in advance, and then mobilized the whole village to transplant the tree to the selected open space. Then a group of people started talking around the tree.

"Spirit of Ionia, please become like this XXX."

"Please grow a little more curved here."

"Please change into the appearance of a school."

This scene looks silly and stupid, and it will make people confused when watching it.

After all, a skinny old man with a gray beard and a group of middle-aged people gathered around a tree and muttered such things. This situation would seem strange no matter how you look at it.

But in fact, this is a very common scene in Ionia. The land of Ionia is self-aware, and under its nourishment, even some plants on this land will develop "consciousness".

Therefore, if you want to build a house, what you should do is not to cut down trees, because that will cause the trees to rebel. The riot of nature spirits is like a natural disaster, which is something every Ionian knows.

Just like when the Noxians attacked, it was not the Ionians who resisted the Noxians, but the plants and environment of Ionia.
Therefore, if you want to build a house, what you need to do is to establish a good relationship with the tree first, water it, fertilize it, and say a lot of nice things to it.

Make it like you, start listening to you, and then become what you want it to be.

Therefore, by the evening of that day, the trees surrounded by the entire Yuanjie Village changed and began to grow as the villagers said.

The huge branches pulled apart and scattered, and the tree trunk took on a shape similar to steps. Above it, the upper half of the huge tree began to grow towards the shape of a "house".

By noon the next day, when village chief Babu led his people to the tree, the tree already looked like a house, and it was a house on the tree.

"What does the school look like?"

"Village head, I've heard people say before that schools in Piltover are called classrooms. There are many tables and stools inside, which can accommodate many students. There is also a blackboard, which seems to be used for teachers to write."

"Yes, there is a podium, and it seems that the teacher is standing and the students are sitting."

"Sit down? Wouldn't that be disrespectful to the teacher?"

"Children need to sit down to take notes in books, you don't understand that."

Everyone in Yuanjie Village gave advice to the tree house, one person at a time.

In the evening, in the tree house, the branches of the big tree formed vine chairs and square green tables, and in the front there was a podium covered with green.

After learning about this, Li Ke once again marveled at the magic of Ionia.

If you are born in this place, you will never starve to death no matter how bad your life is. If Noxus had not attacked Ionia, this eastern island would really be the best environment for human life.

The natural growth is not as wild as Ixtal, but coexists harmoniously with humans.

If you want to eat meat, just go to the seaside and shout a few times, and the sea will bring fish to the shore. If you want to eat fruit, just go to the forest and shout, and all kinds of fruits will fall from the trees.

In this land filled with magic, Li Ke seemed to understand why the Ionians were so "gentle" in temperament, because their lives were truly stress-free, and the source of their Buddhism was really because the place where they lived was so beautiful.

Li Ke was also a little excited about becoming a teacher.

It is human nature to be a teacher, not to mention that Seti is one of the children he wants to teach.

But although he was called a teacher, in reality Li Ke only had to teach about ten children. Apart from Link's group of boys, the rest were four little girls in the village. Including Seti, he had to teach a total of fourteen children.

Among them, the oldest child is Link, who is fourteen years old, and the youngest is a girl named Luo Miao, who is only six years old.

Although we are of different ages, do we all have the same starting point?
Kind of interesting?

Two days later, the school was built, and Babu brought a group of villagers to the repair shop to invite Li Ke, among whom the parents of the children also came.

Link's gambler father was also among them, holding a box filled with various fruits and vegetables.

"Mr. Li Ke, the school can be used today." When the village chief Babu saw Li Ke, he walked up to him enthusiastically, as if he was afraid that Li Ke would suddenly change his mind.

Li Ke paused and looked at Seti. His mother had also come and was standing at a relatively outer position with Seti. She held up her white long-sleeved robe, hiding a pair of her paws, which were holding a piece of clothing.

If you just look at her face, she is really beautiful, but she always squints.

Seeing Li Ke looking at him, Seti's eyes lit up and he stood on tiptoe and waved to Li Ke.

And Seti's mother nodded to Li Ke.

"Village chief, there's no need to make everyone do this. I'll just pick three things." Li Ke took the omelet from the village chief, looked at it, selected a basket of fruits, and walked forward to take the cloth from Seti's mother.

Then he said, "Everyone go back. I will go to the school in the afternoon. Classes will start at one o'clock. There will be two classes a day. The students will be out of school at five o'clock."

After hearing what Li Ke said, Babu nodded excitedly. The villagers of Yuanjie Village were also very happy. One by one, they enthusiastically wanted to put their things in the repair shop, but they were stopped by Li Ke.

Most of these things were food with a short shelf life. He and Jinx could not finish them all, and there was no shortage of food in Ionia. He told Babu that he would exchange them for food just to give him a perfunctory response, but he didn't expect Babu to take it seriously.

The villagers of Yuanjie Village were also very honest. After hearing what Babu said, they ran out to search for food and brought it to Li Ke.

But I couldn’t finish it, I really couldn’t finish it.

Seeing that Li Ke was serious, Babu spoke up and asked the villagers to take their things up. The villagers listened to Babu and left with their children and things, but they still expressed their gratitude to Li Ke verbally.

This gratitude to Li Ke comes from the heart, because the Ionians have no shortage of food, but they really lack room for advancement, because knowledge is a sacred and precious thing in Ionia.

Knowledge is only imparted in major religious sects and holy places, and it is difficult for ordinary people to access it in their lifetime.

Especially after the curtain between Ionia and the outside world was lifted, those who had survived the war realized how different Ionia was from the outside world, and they also understood one thing, that their children could not be like them.

Times have changed, and the way of life must also change with it. The Ionians of the past could take things as they come, but those of the future will not be able to do so.

This is why Bob was so enthusiastic when he learned that Li Ke and Jinx were two foreigners.

"Do you really want to be their teacher?"

After everyone had left, Jinx came down from upstairs.

She didn't show up before because she hated turtles, and then suddenly a large group of turtles appeared, so she naturally didn't want to go downstairs.

Jinx doesn't like the character of Ionians. After all, she is rebellious by nature and a little lunatic who will explode when oppressed. When she sees so many "turtles" who are soft and easy to bully and don't take the oppression seriously, she will naturally be unhappy.

If you don’t like it, then don’t watch it!

This is Jinx.

Li Ke looked at her, picked up the robe made by Seti's mother, held it up and stretched it out for Jinx to see, and asked her with a smile: "How do you feel? Does it look good?"

"Well, it's weird, but it looks pretty good." Jinx took a look and said seriously.

Don't tell me, it's really pretty.

The robe was made of white cloth. Jinx didn't know what it was, but Li Ke knew.

This dress made by Seti's mother looks a bit like a long gown?

It looks like the clothes worn by literati in the Republic of China, but the colors don't match. If it were black or blue, the style would be more correct.

Of course, the clothes are still missing some details, such as no stand-up collar, open hem, etc.

But Li Kezhen liked it very much. He took off his clothes and put on the white gown immediately with his bare upper body.

The fabric is soft, the size is just right, and the length reaches Li Ke's ankles. Li Ke originally gives people a gentle and elegant feeling, and this long gown adds a more ancient flavor.

Looking at Jinx, Li Ke raised his hand and fanned her. This action made Jinx's eyes light up immediately.

"Hey, Li Ke, you look even better in it!"

"Am I good-looking, or are the clothes good-looking?" Li Ke asked her with a smile.

Jinx immediately responded, "You are the one who looks good."

"Like, I want to wear it too." Jinx ran to Li Ke, touched the clothes, and said enviously.

Originally she thought it was nothing, it was just a piece of clothing, but after Li Ke put it on, she fell in love with it again.

To put it bluntly, Jinx likes to use the same things and wear the same clothes as Li Ke.

"Then ask Seti's mother to help you do one. When I can no longer teach them, you will have to be their teacher."

"Ah, I have to ask the old turtle for help." Jinx frowned and said weakly after hearing this.

After hearing this, Li Ke reached out and tapped Jinx's forehead, saying with a smile: "Don't always talk about them like turtles. Ionians are just weak-willed, kind and innocent. But if you really push them into a corner, they can be very scary."

Jinx nodded. She was willing to believe everything Li Ke said.

But she still couldn't imagine how these villagers would resist. After all, they were incredibly weak!

When Zaun was at its poorest and worst, it couldn't defeat the Piltovers, but it wouldn't let them bully it. There were quite a few Zaun people who spoke sweet words to the Piltovers in the Dance Corridor. After all, a batch of Zaun prisoners were sent to Stillwater Prison every year. Can you guess why they were sent there?
Is it because of the crime committed in Zaun?

Ha! Of course not.
"I have to go to class in the afternoon, so do you want to stay at home and look after the store, or go with me?" Li Ke looked at the time and spoke.

"Yes, of course I will go. I want to see how you teach a bunch of idiots."

"Well, get ready and eat something." Li Ke said.

Jinx bent down, grabbed the omelet beside her and stuffed it into Li Ke's mouth.

"Li Ke, Ionia is really great. There is no shortage of delicious food here." She said. In the afternoon, Li Ke brought Jinx to the village and saw the completed school.

It was a wooden house on a tree, covering an area of ​​several dozen square meters, with steps more than one meter high. When Li Ke walked up and opened the door, he saw the place where he was going to teach.

The students haven't arrived yet, and there are only Li Ke and Jinx at the moment.

Jinx followed him and after coming in, she naturally found a seat to sit down.

The seats in the last row are next to a tree hole on the left. You can reach it with your hand and see the scenery outside the window. Well, it's a very standard protagonist position.

Then, she turned to look at Li Ke and said with a smile: "Teacher, it's time for class!"

Li Ke was stunned and narrowed his eyes. Seeing Jinx looking at him with a wicked smile, he walked towards the podium with a serious expression.

Standing in front of the podium, Li Ke shouted, "Stand up."

Jinx stood up in a flash.

She said seriously: "Hello, teacher!"

"Please sit down." Li Ke said, extending his hand.

Jinx sat down, then looked at Li Ke obediently, raised her hand and said, "Teacher, what are we going to learn today?"

"what do you want to learn?"

Jinx thought about it and said seriously: "Teacher, I want to learn how to give birth to a child."

Li Ke was playing role-playing with Jinx, and he was finding it quite interesting, but he was silent: "."

He looked at Jinx and said seriously, "Don't tease the teacher."

"I really want to have a child!" Jinx shouted. She raised her hands even higher, with half of her buttocks off the chair, and shouted, "Teacher, don't you know how to have a child?"

"Yes, the teacher doesn't understand either. The teacher has never experienced it." Li Ke didn't know how to respond.

As he said this, he felt a strange feeling in his heart.

How to put it? Hearing Jinx calling her teacher all the time, and the current environment, with a podium, desks and chairs, and a green "blackboard" behind him, Li Kezhen felt that he and Jinx were in a teacher-student relationship.

Then, listening to Jinx's words, Li Ke suddenly understood why some people like to play role-playing games.
This is really a kind of fun, right?
An indescribable feeling of shame, mixed with excitement, made Li Ke not know how to respond to Jinx's words.

But Li Ke couldn't hold back his pride and felt a little shy, but Jinx could!
Seeing Li Ke's embarrassment and coughing in response, she immediately stood up and said loudly: "It's okay, teacher, you can't do it, but I can. I can teach you."

"Huh? You can? Wait, where did you learn that?"

"Karina and the others insisted on teaching me. They even gave me books to read, saying that if I did this or that, I would have a child." Jinx stretched out one hand, and her two little hands made different movements. One hand was clenched, and the other hand stretched out a slender white index finger, and then...made a movement towards Li Ke.

"!!!"

"???"

Li Ke looked at Jinx's actions, laughed angrily, and asked, "Did Karina and the others insist on teaching you this?"

"Jinx, why do I not believe it after hearing it?"

Would the noble children of Piltover take the initiative to give Jinx that kind of book and force her to learn that kind of knowledge?
No, who would believe this? !
Would Hilco believe it? Would Vander believe it?
Will not!
Especially Hilco, he loves Jinx to the core and truly raises her as his daughter, but because of this, he knows Jinx too well.

No matter how much Hilco tried to persuade Jinx, it was useless if she didn't want to do or learn something. He could only find a way to make Jinx accept it first. If she didn't accept it, eight cows couldn't pull her away.

Putting aside the question of whether Karina's noble status would allow her to do such a thing, it is impossible for her to force Jinx to do this!
Jinx rolled her eyes and muttered, "Just tell me whether you want to learn or not."

"Here?" Li Ke hesitated.

Jinx was stunned, then slowly sat down and said seriously, "Here? That's not good, right? Li Ke, you've learned bad things."

"?"

Li Ke: "I'm talking about knowledge, what are you thinking about?"

"Ah? Oh oh." Jinx nodded hesitantly, then smiled again, and when she was about to speak, the wooden door was pushed open.

Li Ke reacted quickly and shouted, "Why did Seti come here early?"

"The village chief has told everyone that you, teacher, are already in school. He has been going door to door urging us to come quickly so that we won't have to wait." The one who came in was Sett. When he saw Jinx was there, his pupils shrank for a moment, but when he thought that Li Ke was also here, he felt relieved.

"Find a seat and sit down by yourself." Li Ke said to Seti.

Seti nodded and walked to a table.

There are no books, but there is a pen, and that is all the students in Yunge Village have.

Sett chose the same seat position as Jinx, both at the back row, but he chose the far right position, close to the door and away from Jinx.

Li Ke looked at Jinx and thought that it was a good thing that Jinx didn't tell him the hygiene knowledge.
Jinx winked at Li Ke with a smile in her eyes.

Hey. So exciting!

In such an environment, calling Li Ke teacher and then saying some strange things to Li Ke made Jinx feel happy.

It's a weird feeling.

But if Li Ke knew about it, he would say it was a sense of betrayal.

No, that's not right, there's nothing immoral about it!

He and Jinx are a legitimate couple in Yuanjie Village!

They are a recognized couple in Zaan. What's immoral about this?

It's not immoral, it's not immoral!
After Seti arrived, students entered the school one after another.

Some had sour faces, some were very happy, but the same thing was that these little brats all sat in their seats obediently and looked at Li Ke.

Especially Link's students, they didn't want to study because they thought this was really weird!

After all, they have to spend a lot of time studying every day, which greatly wastes their time for playing during the day, so of course they will be unhappy about it.

There is no light in Ionia at night, so they have to go home as soon as it gets dark. They can only play during the day. Therefore, Link always wants to be a troublemaker, anger Li Ke, and let Li Ke drive them away.

But after walking into the classroom with this thought in mind, Link immediately saw the beautiful figure sitting in the back left row, looking out of the tree hole. His pupils shrank, and this guy immediately became obedient.

Among the little guys who followed him, some of their calves began to tremble and their teeth chattered. They didn't dare to look at Jinx's back.

Why didn’t the damn village chief tell us that the owner of the repair shop was also there!
If they knew she was here, they would never come to study even if they were beaten to death!

Seeing that all the students had arrived, Li Ke began his first formal class after arriving in Runeterra.

Li Ke had taught Isa before, so he had some experience. Besides, Li Ke was also a student. Although he had never been a real teacher, he still knew what a teacher should do.

Therefore, Li Ke’s first lesson was to teach these little kids the rules, telling them the class time, break time, classroom regulations, etc.

A class lasts 50 minutes. After the class, they will be given time to play until the bell rings for the second class. There are only two classes a day.

It only takes an hour and a half in total.

During this time, Li Keyu looked at Jinx, curious about what she was doing.

As for Jinx, she was of course also looking at Li Ke and listening to what Li Ke said seriously.

When she saw Li Ke looking at her, she suddenly smiled slyly, supporting her chin with one hand, opened and closed her mouth towards Li Ke, and silently said something to Li Ke.

teacher
Go home and I'll teach you knowledge
Li Ke: “.”

His throat moved and Li Ke shifted his gaze.

This goblin!

Ever since she returned to Zaun, Jinx's aggressiveness has become more and more intense. At first, it was just normal intimacy, but later at night, she simply touched him openly.

After washing up and getting into bed, she crossed her arms, sat on the bed, and yelled at Li Ke confidently, "Let me see!"

Just like a female hooligan!
She is already in her twenties, and although her body is still young, she has a unique charm, especially her legs. What's even more amazing is that she knows that Li Ke likes her legs and feet.

Do you know that human patience has its limits?

Jinx.
When I really want to do it to you, please don't cry and ask me to stop!

Li Ke thought viciously in his heart!
He didn't notice Jinx laughing alone.

Jinx now feels that she has come to the right place!

If I hadn't come, how could I have seen Li Ke's embarrassed look?

Although her offensiveness was getting stronger, Li Ke's defense was also increasing. She hadn't secretly broken Li Ke's defense for a long time, but today, she succeeded again!
Jinx smiled slyly, and her face turned a little red.

What if Li Ke really wanted to learn knowledge from her in the classroom at that time?
Will she agree then?

Um.
She should. As long as it is Li Ke's request, she will not refuse.

(End of this chapter)