This scholar is a bit cruel
Chapter 12 So scary
Chapter 12 So scary
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Everyone looked at him with puzzled eyes.
Luo Zijun then realized that he had lost his composure, so he had to sit down again and said awkwardly: "I am concerned about Brother Xu, and I am afraid that he will meet bad people."
Snake demons are inherently bad.
Bad and stupid!
If you want to repay a favor, you can just give money directly. Why bother to covet someone's body and pledge your love to them? In the end, you end up being betrayed and killed. Alas!
Why bother?
Mother Liu looked at him strangely and said with a smile, "That's all the servant said. I didn't ask any more questions. I think Mr. Xu was kind-hearted and helped to lead the way. They are just two weak girls. Nothing will happen to them."
at this time.
The sun had already set and the lanterns on the flower boats were lit up.
The literary gathering is about to begin.
Mother Liu did not stay any longer and hurried behind the flower stand with her maid.
Seeing that Luo Zijun's face was not right, Su Bie hurriedly said, "Zijun, don't be disappointed. I will go to make an appointment with him in person tomorrow. There are plenty of opportunities. I will definitely let you meet him."
at this point.
Luo Zijun didn't dare to act too anxious anymore, for fear of being misunderstood.
These days, gay sex is still very popular.
Many scholars have little bookboys at home. Sometimes, they are not just used to read to the books, but also to keep close to the boys and have secret conversations with them.
At this time, the literary meeting had already begun.
Liu Ju walked up to the flower platform and first thanked everyone, then introduced several respected old gentlemen in turn, and finally stated the purpose of holding this literary gathering.
Tianxian Tower sent out eight women tonight to compete for the title of Huayin.
Huayin only has two spots.
In addition to performing their best tonight, the eight women also have to canvass for votes in person, and the one with the most votes will be elected.
"These eight girls are the most beautiful and talented girls in my Tianxian Building. The two Huayin places tonight will be selected from among them. Even the quota for the Oiran at that time may also be selected from among them..."
"You are all talented people in Lin'an City. I hope you can contribute to the selection of flower poems tonight..."
Mother Liu spoke on the stage with a smile on her face.
Su Bie explained to Luo Zijun in a low voice: "Contributing more means that those who have money can contribute money, and those who have talent can contribute talent. If both contribute money and talent, that would be even better."
Wang Dafu at the side said with a smile: "That's what I said, but if you only offer your talent without money, you will definitely be looked down upon by the girl. It's a thankless job."
At this time, Mother Liu stepped down from the stage and announced the start of the competition.
The eight girls began to go on stage one by one, displaying their best talents and at the same time, saying some words to canvass for votes.
Some performed dances, some sang, and some played the piano and flute.
The audience applauded and cheered continuously.
After the fourth girl finished her performance and left the stage, Wang Dafu chuckled and clapped his hands, saying, "I choose girl number three, Mei'er. When this girl's waist and fat buttocks are twisted, they are simply life-threatening. If I sit on you, Tsk tsk tsk ..."
Su Bie said sarcastically: "If she is elected as Hua Yin, you may not be able to see her."
Wang Dafu was not convinced: "With brother's looks and talent, it should be easy for him to get it!"
"Haha, I've been to brothels so many times, but I've never seen any Hua Yin see you."
"That's before I make a move! I've read a few good books recently, and suddenly I feel like my ideas are flowing like a spring. I'll let you see my true ability later!"
"I am waiting."
The two of them were arguing with each other while watching the performance on the stage.
There were cheers all around.
Luo Zijun was looking out the window alone, looking worried and absent-minded.
After the last girl finished her performance on stage, the cheers and discussions from the audience became more intense.
"I choose number five! Miss Ziwei, number five, plays a jade flute, which makes people cry and it can be called the sound of nature."
"I choose number one! Miss Shuixiu's singing is truly heavenly!"
"I think the piano playing by the girl I just met on number 6 is heavenly music, but she is wearing a veil and has not shown her face, so I don't know what she looks like..."
All the talented people were arguing.
At this time, the eight girls also sent their maids down to distribute gifts one by one to ask for votes.
Wang Dafu asked for writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone and began to display his talent. At the same time, a silver ingot weighing ten taels was also ready.
Su Bie stood up and went to the seat on the other side to discuss with other classmates.
Zhang Yitian also followed.
For a moment, the cabin was extremely noisy with people talking and spitting.
Luo Zijun was worried about Xu Xian outside, and her heart had already flown to the shore. Seeing this scene, she felt a little annoyed and prepared to go out for some fresh air.
Wang Dafu was frowning and thinking hard about his poem, and didn't notice him.
Luo Zijun came out of the cabin and came to the railing, looking towards the shore and the broken bridge above, hoping to see the figures of Xu Xian and Bai Niangzi.
Unfortunately, he didn't even know them.
There were some young men and women dating on the shore, and some people were standing on the Broken Bridge, looking down at the excitement in the flower boat with envy on their faces.
Luo Zijun was really anxious at this moment and wanted to go ashore immediately.
Unfortunately, the wooden bridge had been removed and he couldn't fly, so he could only worry and secretly hope that Xu Xian wouldn't be so lustful and White Snake wouldn't be so stupid.
"Perhaps those two women were not White Snake and Xiaoqing at all."
He could only comfort himself in this way.
at the same time.
In a room behind the flower bed in the cabin, a delicate girl in a pink dress was sitting in front of a dressing mirror, removing the pearl flowers on her hair.
A maid stood behind her and said anxiously, "Miss, they are all giving out gifts to solicit votes. If we don't go, we will probably fall behind!"
The girl stroked the pearl flower in her hand, looking indifferent: "It's okay, I don't care about the reputation of Hua Yin."
The maid said, "But if you become a Huayin, you can earn more money, so that the young lady can redeem herself and pay off her debts quickly."
The girl looked at her beautiful face in the bronze mirror and murmured softly, "I really want to redeem myself as soon as possible and leave this place of trouble, but..." She didn't say anything else.
With so many people watching her just now, she didn't even dare to show her face, so how could she dare to go and give out gifts to everyone and ask for votes with sweet words?
She can't.
"Miss, then...then this servant will go!"
The maid naturally knew her mistress's temperament.
If the young lady wasn't shy and unwilling to compromise and please others, she would have been able to capture not only a mere Hua Yin, but even the Oiran.
The girl glanced at her and said, "Do you dare to go?"
The maid's face immediately turned red, and she said anxiously, "Your servant... Your servant..."
In fact, she is even more shy than the young lady.
But, now that things have come to this, if she doesn't help the young lady, who will?
"I dare you!"
The little maid mustered up her courage and immediately went out with a stack of flowered paper.
However, when she arrived at the cabin and saw so many men, she suddenly became afraid and wanted to go back.
After hesitating for a long time, she looked at the small door next to her and said to herself: I'll look outside first to see which gentleman looks friendly and easy to talk to, and then I'll go over.
Thinking of this, the little maid immediately walked out of the small door at the side, looking inside from the window outside as she walked forward.
"That young man is fat and has big ears. He speaks in a loud voice. He's so scary..."
"That young man lowered his head and didn't say anything. He looked so serious and scary..."
"That young man is wearing gold and jade, with a fake smile on his face, and he is peeking at Miss Mei'er's butt. How scary."
The little maid became more and more frightened as she watched, and she began to tremble.
Otherwise, let’s go back?
Just as she was shivering and preparing to go back, she suddenly heard the sound of water splashing beside her. She turned around and her eyes widened!
A young scholar unbuttoned his pants and urinated on the railing...pee!
The sound of water was exactly the sound of urine spurting out and falling into the lake!
The little maid was speechless and froze in place, her mind was blank. At this moment, she seemed to have been frightened to death.
Because the young scholar was also staring at her at this moment.
This person was standing at the railing, looking at the anxious Luo Zijun on the shore. He had drunk too much before and had to pee urgently. Seeing that there was no one around, he just took out his pee here and solved it.
Who knew that a little maid would suddenly come over.
He had too much urine to stop for a moment, and could only watch the little maid turn her head and look at him.
"Um...are you coming out to pee too? Do you want to join us?"
Luo Zijun decided to strike first.
At this time, we have to compare who is the most shameless.
Whoever has a sense of shame will be the most embarrassed.
The little maid opened her eyes wide, as if her soul had left her body, and did not move.
Finally finished, Luo Zijun skipped the shaking process, put it away immediately, and prepared to go into the house. After thinking for a while, he turned around and asked, "Why are you coming out if you don't want to pee?"
As he said this, he looked at her hands.
The little maid was holding a stack of colored paper in her hand. The paper was cut into various flower shapes with the girl's name written on it. It was obvious that she was here to canvass for votes.
"I'll vote for your girl, but you're not allowed to tell anyone about what just happened. How about that?"
Luo Zijun suggested.
The little maid remained frozen in place, motionless, as if she had not heard anything he said.
Luo Zijun took a piece of flowery paper from her and asked, "How do I vote?"
The little maid was still for a long while, and finally came to her senses. She lowered her head hurriedly, her face flushed, her hands tightly grasping her skirt, and said in a trembling voice: "Silver...silver, or...or give me a poem...to praise my young lady..."
Luo Zijun thought for a moment, took out a copper coin from his arms and handed it to her.
Little maid: "..."
"My family is poor and I have no money. I earned this penny with my own hard work."
Luo Zijun stuffed the copper coin into her little hand. Just as he was about to put it in, he suddenly remembered something and whispered, "Remember, don't tell anyone else what you just saw. If...if you really can't help but say it, try to...ahem, speak louder."
After saying that, he waved and went into the house.
The little maid stood outside, blushing and looking confused.
Luo Zijun entered the cabin and saw that no one was sitting there.
Su Bie and Zhang Yitian have not returned yet, and no one knows where Wang Dafu has gone.
The pen, ink, paper and inkstone were still on the table.
Luo Zijun sat down, turned his head and glanced out the window, and saw that the pretty little maid was still standing outside and had not left. He thought to himself: Could it be that she felt that I gave her too little?
After thinking for a while, he looked at the flowered paper in his hand, on which were written the words "first meeting".
That girl's name is Chu Jian?
"Forget it, just think of it as a way to save some image."
After thinking for a moment, he tore off a piece of rice paper and picked up a pen from the table.
Russian qing.
He stood up, dried the ink on the paper, folded it, and walked out again. He handed it to the little maid and said, "This is for your daughter."
The little maid felt dizzy and subconsciously reached out to take it. Her little mouth moved and when she was about to speak with a red face, Luo Zijun had already turned around and left and went into the house.
"Okay, so scary..."
The little maid murmured something in a trembling voice, looked at the person who walked into the cabin, then turned around in a hurry and fled away with a "whoosh".
As soon as you enter the house.
She cried, "Miss, Miss! It's so scary outside, so scary! A young man actually peed in public and gave me a penny, threatening me not to say he was young..."
"By the way, he didn't wash his hands after peeing, and he wrote a poem for you with that hand..."
Girl: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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