This scholar is a bit cruel

Chapter 14: Ancient

Chapter 14: Passed Down Through the Ages
Voting is over.

After Mother Liu and her men counted the silver, they walked up to the flower bed and began to read the list in her hand.

"Mr. Zhang Xian, support Miss Ziwei and donate ten taels of silver."

"Mr. Liu Feng supports Miss Caiyi and donates twenty taels of silver."

"Mr. Wang Dafu supports Miss Mei'er and donates ten taels of silver..."

As Mother Liu read out the names one by one, the girls and maids on the flower stage clapped their hands, and the people in the audience also cheered loudly.

When Wang Dafu heard his name, he immediately felt a little regretful.

"Damn it! Liu Feng actually gave twenty taels. If I had known, I would have given twenty-five taels! I was actually outbid by that guy!"

The reason why Mama Liu started reading the list without waiting for the poetry scores to be announced was naturally because she wanted to take advantage of the scholars' desire to save face and arouse their competitive spirit. In this way, if such an event is held in the future, these people may grit their teeth and give more money.

"Mr. Liang Yucheng supports Miss Zhiyin and donates twenty taels of silver."

"Mr. Su Bie Su, support Miss Mei'er and donate eleven taels of silver..."

"Fuck!"

Wang Dafu stood up from his seat and glared at Su Bie who was sitting opposite him, saying, "Brother Su, not only did you secretly support my daughter Mei'er, you even gave her an extra ounce of silver than I did! This is too despicable!"

Su Bie laughed out loud.

Zhang Yitian at the side couldn't help but say, "Didn't Brother Su just say that Miss Mei'er was too vulgar and not presentable?"

Su Bie waved the folding fan in his hand and said seriously: "That being said, the way Miss Mei'er twisted her waist and hips...tsk tsk, it's really seductive."

"Despicable! Shameless! A villain!"

Wang Dafu slammed the table in anger and said angrily: "Brother Su, if you don't give me wine to apologize today, I will break up with you!"

Su Bie laughed and picked up the wine glass: "Three cups for me, one for you."

Wang Dafu pushed the wine pot away and snorted, "Your pot!"

Su Bie picked up the wine jug, weighed it, and said with a simple smile, "No problem."

Wang Dafu was still cursing and looking at the stage. When he heard that other people had donated more than him, he started cursing others again.

"Tsk, what is Liu Wenshuo showing off for? He is just pretending to be rich! His family is so poor that they can barely afford to eat. Last time, his wife even went out to borrow rice to eat. Now he is pretending to be a big shot and donating ten taels of rice! If his wife knew, she would probably be so angry that she would die!"

Su Bie commented: "That guy is like this, he cares about face. I heard that the tuition for his study in the academy was earned by his wife sewing clothes for others."

Zhang Yitian's eyes flickered, and he shook his head and sneered, "It's better for such a person to die."

On the flower stand, Liu Ju had finished reading the list.

At this time, the old gentlemen had already read some of the poems, made comments, and gave scores.

Liu Ju took the poems from the maid and began to read them one by one.

When the first poem was finished, everyone cheered and commented.

"Brother Zhang, this poem is well written, it deserves seven points! Look at the last two lines, which not only describe Miss Ziwei's beautiful face, but also her flute skills..."

These scholars are quite knowledgeable about poetry, so when they see good works, they naturally start discussing them excitedly.

Wang Dafu, Su Bie and the other two also started discussing the matter sentence by sentence.

Luo Zijun became more and more anxious as time went by. He drank too much out of boredom and now he felt the urge to urinate.

"My three brothers, please take your time to discuss this. I will go out for some fresh air."

Luo Zijun stood up and left the cabin.

Wang Dafu glanced at his back and whispered, "Brother Luo, do you not know how to write poetry? So you find our discussion a little boring?"

Zhang Yitian also said: "He may not be very good at it. Just now everyone was discussing it, but he didn't say a word."

Su Bie sneered and said, "You two really made a mistake this time!"

"Oh? What do you say?"

at the same time.

Luo Zijun came outside the cabin and saw that there was no one around. The tourists on the shore and the broken bridge had all dispersed long ago, so he quickly undressed and urinated over the railing.

"I hope that the person Xu Xian met was not White Snake..."

As he was praying silently, he suddenly heard two screams of "Ah". He turned around and was stunned.

In the shadows not far to the left, there were two figures standing there, staring at him with their eyes wide open and their mouths covered.

One of them had a maid's headdress and a petite figure. She was the little maid who had just seen him relieve himself. The other one was wearing a pink long dress, with a slender and graceful figure, and long black hair draped behind her. She looked delicate and weak, but her appearance could not be seen clearly.

At this moment, both of them were standing in the shadow of the corner, covering their mouths, motionless, as if they were frightened by the scene before them.

"Hua Hua Hua..."

The urine falling into the lake sounded particularly loud in the silent night.

Luo Zijun was embarrassed and wanted to jump into the lake, but he couldn't pull himself back immediately. He could only look at the two of them and said with a stiff upper lip: "Hey, girls, do you want to pee together?"

"..."The master and servant stood there in a daze for a few seconds, then suddenly turned around and ran into the house with a "whoosh".

孽 孽!
Luo Zijun finally finished and fastened his pants.

He decided that he would never urinate or defecate anywhere again and would never come to this damn place again!

Come into the house quickly!

He didn't dare stay outside any longer and immediately fled into the house.

"Brother Luo, what happened? Were you chased by a dog?"

Wang Dafu asked curiously when he saw him coming back in a hurry.

Luo Zijun sat down, glanced at him and said, "You were chased by the dog!"

Damn it, why am I so unlucky!

Not only did he not meet Xu Xian, he also died twice in a row.

It seems that this kind of place is really not suitable for him.

"Brother Luo, did you really come up with those two sentences from the pharmacy yourself?"

Wang Dafu suddenly asked.

Luo Zijun was distracted: "Which two sentences?"

"It's just those two sentences. I wish that people in the world would be free of disease. Why not let the medicine on the shelf collect dust..."

Zhang Yitian on the side spoke up.

Luo Zijun directly denied: "No."

When the two were about to ask more questions, there was suddenly a burst of more excited applause and cheers all around.

"Good words! Good words!"

Su Bie beside him also clapped and praised: "It is indeed a good word, it deserves eight points!"

A few people looked at the flower stand curiously.

An old gentleman held a piece of rice paper in his hand, twirling his beard and smiling, "We have discussed this poem by Mr. Liang for a long time, and we think it is indeed a rare good poem, so we gave it a high score. Look at the first sentence..."

"Brother Xu! Come here! Look at this one!"

At this moment, several old gentlemen behind him suddenly called him over, and their faces looked very excited.

Xu Baohuai was stunned for a moment, then hurried over.

He had never seen these friends so excited before. Could it be that they really discovered better poems?

"Bowl……"

When he saw the first sentence, his eyes suddenly lit up. He quickly snatched it away and read it with bated breath.

"If life could always be like our first encounter, why would the autumn wind make the fan sad? People's hearts change easily, yet they say that people's hearts change easily..."

At this time, in a room at the back.

Liu Chujian and her maid Bier had locked the door and were hiding in the room trembling, their faces flushed with shame and panic.

The master and servant hesitated for a long time before they mustered up the courage to go out and walk through the corridor outside the cabin. Then they looked through the window from outside and secretly looked inside the cabin, looking for the peeing man. But as soon as they walked out of the small door, they saw that horrible scene...

"Miss, is that guy sick? I have only seen him twice, why do I see him peeing every time? And he always pees in that kind of place..."

Bier felt like she was not feeling well at all. Her eyes were dirty and could never be cleaned.

Liu Chujian blushed, her heart still beating wildly like a deer.

That person is really...

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps at the door.

Then, there was the sound of the door being pushed open.

"Bang bang bang!"

Seeing that she couldn't push the door open, Liu Ju knocked again and said excitedly outside the door: "Chu Jian, come out quickly! Good news! Good news! You're going to be famous overnight!"

Her voice was trembling with excitement.

When the maid Bi'er went to open the door, she was so excited that her face turned red. She seemed to have suddenly become ten years younger. She said radiantly, "Oh my! That poem of yours actually made those old gentlemen give you 20 extra points! A full 20 points! Even those scholars, after listening to your poem, slammed their tables in excitement and said that they would make an exception and give you 20 extra points. It's not too much! Hahaha, you have suddenly become the most popular girl in our Tianxian Tower!"

Unexpectedly, when Liu Chujian heard the news, he was not excited, but looked dazed.

Liu Ju quickly grabbed her little hand, rubbing it lovingly and said excitedly, "My dear girl, which gentleman wrote that poem? Tell mom quickly! Mom will kowtow to him! Do you know what those old gentlemen said? They said that once that poem comes out, your name will be passed down through the ages! The name of my Tianxian Tower will also be passed down through the ages! My name, Liu Ju, may also leave a mark in history! Oh, I'm so happy to hear that, my legs are trembling, and my skirt is wet, hahahaha... Oh, I can't hold it anymore, I have to go outside to pee at the railing first..."

Liu Chujian: “…”

Bi'er: "..."

(End of this chapter)

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