This scholar is a bit cruel

Chapter 19 Suck it dry
Speechless all the way.

The two quickly returned to the pharmacy.

After Luo Zijun put down the medicine box, he asked his master again what disease the man had.

Su Dafang went to wash his hands in the basin first.

Then he slowly said, "That person must have encountered a monster and had his kidney water sucked dry. He probably won't survive tomorrow."

When these words came out, Luo Zijun was shocked.

really!

Although he had known for a long time that there were monsters in this world, he was still shocked when he saw the man's illness with his own eyes and heard the name of the monster with his own ears today.

Su Qingling also stopped fiddling with the abacus and turned to look over.

Su Dafang sat down at the table and poured a cup of tea before continuing, "I just touched his kidneys and both of them are empty. Combined with the symptoms the woman described and the spider mark, it seems that he was killed by a monster. I guess five days ago, the man went to Hanshan Temple to spend the night and met a woman in the form of a monster. He lost control and was sucked dry."

After saying that, he glanced at Luo Zijun and said, "Monsters like to harm scholars the most, because scholars have a spirit that ordinary people don't have, which is a great tonic for monsters. Moreover, monsters like to transform into beautiful women the most, and it is difficult for ordinary men to control themselves."

Luo Zijun quickly asked: "Master, if we encounter a monster, what should we do?"

Su Dafang said: "It depends on what kind of monster you encounter. If it is a monster like the one the man just encountered, you just need to keep your mind and not be tempted, and the other party can't do anything to you. But if you encounter a powerful monster, you can only pray for good luck."

Luo Zijun thought secretly in his heart: The so-called powerful monsters are probably like Xiaobai and Xiaoqing.

When he was about to ask more questions, a maid hurried in from the door.

"Doctor Su, my wife is ill again. Please come over."

Su Dafang frowned, put down the teacup and stood up.

Luo Zijun hurried over to pick up the medicine box, ready to follow.

Su Dafang waved his hand and said, "I can go alone this time. It's not a serious illness. You study hard in the store and try to get into the academy next month."

He took the medicine box and said, "If you read more books, you will have more talent. Then you won't be afraid of monsters anymore."

After saying that, he picked up the medicine box and followed the maid out the door.

"Talent?"

Luo Zijun was very familiar with this word.

"The ninth level of martial power can slay dragons, and the eighth level of talent can subdue monsters!"

I just don’t know how much studying one needs to have to be talented.

"Master doesn't look simple, he even knows these things..."

When Luo Zijun was thinking secretly, Su Qingling suddenly asked: "What are the symptoms of that person?"

Luo Zijun glanced at her and said, "Study math well and don't ask about adults' affairs."

Su Qingling narrowed her eyes immediately.

Luo Zijun could only say: "Didn't Master just say that the man was sucked dry by the monster?"

"How did you smoke it? What are the symptoms?"

Su Qingling asked.

Luo Zijun said: "I don't know how it was sucked out. As for the symptoms, Master just said that both of the man's kidneys were sucked out. The man's wife said that since he came back, he has been dreaming every night, dreaming of beautiful women, and then..."

He recounted his previous experiences.

After listening to this, Su Qingling frowned slightly: "I see."

"Do you understand this disease?"

Luo Zijun asked.

Su Qingling rolled her eyes at him and snorted, "Do you think I'm only good at calculating? I've been seeing doctors with my grandfather since I was a child. What diseases do I know?"

Luo Zijun's mouth twitched: If you are good at settling accounts, then there will be no one in the world who can do that.

"I'm going to study."

He was going to go inside to read.

Su Qingling suddenly asked: "Do you also want to be sucked dry?"

Luo Zijun paused, turned around and looked at her and said, "What do you mean, Senior Sister? I'm alive and well, how could I possibly want to die?"

Su Qingling snorted, "To die under a woman's skirt, to be a ghost is to be romantic, isn't that what all men are like?"

Luo Zijun immediately said: "Senior Sister, I want to tell Master that you insulted him and said bad things about him behind his back."

Su Qingling rolled her eyes: "He's not a man."

Luo Zijun: “???”

Su Qingling said expressionlessly: "He was castrated a long time ago. Didn't I tell you?"

Luo Zijun was shocked: "Is it true?"

Su Qingling snorted and said, "When he comes back, just ask him yourself. He likes it most when people ask him about his past. If you ask him, not only will he not get angry, he will also proudly brag to you about his past experiences."

Luo Zijun found it unbelievable.

My own master is actually a eunuch!

The original experience...

Could it be that the master came from the palace?
Eunuch imperial physician?

Thinking about it this way, the master is indeed very important! No wonder he even knows about the talents of monsters.

At this time, Su Qingling said coldly: "You haven't answered my question yet."

Luo Zijun thought for a moment and said, "No! I am a gentleman, no monster can seduce me!"

Su Qingling asked: "What if it was me?"

Luo Zijun: “???”

"Vulgar! How can you make such a joke, Senior Sister? Be careful if Master finds out, he will slap you in the face!"

Luo Zijun ignored her and went inside to read.

After a while.

He suddenly looked at the counter and said, "Um... Senior Sister, how do you want to suck it?"

Su Qingling was sharpening her nails with a knife on the counter. Upon hearing this, she raised the knife in her hand and said, "First, cut out your two kidneys with a knife, then put them on the counter, cut them into slices, and suck them one by one."

Luo Zijun: “…”

"Senior sister, I want to read, please don't disturb me."

Luo Zijun continued reading.

This girl is so cruel!
At noon.

He went outside and bought two pancakes and two bowls of porridge.

After they finished eating, he sent the bowl back.

When I returned to the store, Master Su Dafang had already returned and was washing his hands in a basin.

Luo Zijun hurried forward and asked, "Master, I heard that you are a eunuch?"

Su Dafang paused, turned his head and looked at him and asked, "What did you say?"

Su Qingling suddenly shouted angrily from behind the counter: "Luo Zijun! You actually called my grandfather a eunuch!"

Su Dafang's face suddenly darkened and he walked towards the counter.

Su Qingling immediately handed the prepared feather duster to him.

Luo Zijun hurriedly said: "Master, it was Senior Sister who said..."

"I never said that."

Su Qingling immediately distanced herself from the matter.

Luo Zijun realized that he had been deceived, and ran to the inner room, shouting: "Master, it was really Senior Sister who said that! Senior Sister also lied to me that you like others to ask about your castration..."

"How dare you say that!"

Su Dafang shouted angrily, waving a feather duster and chasing after him, beating him while angrily saying: "I told you not to talk nonsense! I told you not to talk nonsense! You've seen me peeing while standing, can a eunuch pee while standing?"

Luo Zijun cried out that he was wronged.

Su Dafang swung the feather duster in his hand, making a whirring sound. He hit him dozens of times before Fang stopped, panting.

Su Qingling poked her head over the counter and said, "You are an unfilial disciple. You even dare to tease your master. Is it a big deal to pass the exam to become a scholar? Once a teacher, always a father..."

Luo Zijun immediately covered his buttocks and said, "So, Master is my father, and Senior Sister is Master's granddaughter, so I am a generation older than Senior Sister, right? How about we talk about our own things from now on, I call you Senior Sister, and you call me Dad? Oh no, you call me Uncle?"

Su Qingling immediately said, "Grandpa, hit him on the mouth!"

Su Dafang panted, walked over and handed the feather duster to her, saying, "I can't do it anymore, you go and beat her."

Just as Su Qingling was about to reach out to take it, Su Dafang suddenly slapped her hand, and then started whipping her arm and shoulder.

Su Qingling hid behind the counter and shouted, "Grandpa, why are you hitting me?"

"What are you talking about? I'll let you talk nonsense!"

The feather duster in Su Dafang's hand was waving again, making a whistling sound.

Luo Zijun was relieved and quickly instructed: "Master, hit her mouth! And her butt and long legs!"

Su Dafang hit him a few more times, and Fang stopped, turned around and glared at him, "Haven't you had enough, kid?"

Luo Zijun shut up immediately.

Su Dafang was really tired now. He sat down on a chair panting, poured a cup of tea, and scolded the two men, "Why don't you take care of the store and learn some skills? All you do is fight and play around all day. If the customers see you, how can you be disrespectful?"

Su Qingling rubbed her arm and said nothing.

Luo Zijun went over, picked up a book and pretended to read it.

Su Dafang drank a cup of tea and suddenly asked, "Zijun, didn't you say you were going on a blind date last time? How was it going?"

Luo Zijun said: "It's yellow."

Su Dafang asked, "How did it turn out? Who didn't like who?"

Su Qingling snorted, "Of course she doesn't like him."

As they were talking, an old man came in looking for medical treatment.

Su Dafang inquired about the patient's condition, went over to carry the medicine box, followed the old man out, and turned back and scolded him after he walked out of the door: "You two should take care of the store and stop fighting. If you really like to fight, Zijun, you can live at my house. If you close the door and fight with Ling'er at home every day, I won't care about you anymore."

After saying that, he glanced at the two of them again and left quickly.

(End of this chapter)