This scholar is a bit cruel
Chapter 194 Going to the church to get married
Chapter 194 Going to the church to get married
Time is tormenting.
Luo Zijun changed into her wedding gown and sat in the room after everything was ready.
Can't leave the house, not even the room.
After examining his body, the two maids left.
As for the nail marks and tooth marks on his body, the two did not ask, but just said, "Son-in-law, please exercise restraint."
Luo Zijun suspected that the two of them might also know that he and Miss Bai were only getting married and would not spend the bridal chamber, so they were just doing superficial work and checking casually.
Outside the room, there were maids and nannies watching.
At this time, Xiaohuan and Zhiyuan are not allowed to enter the room.
Luo Zijun was sitting there feeling bored and didn't know what to do, so he took out the bronze mirror and went to chat with the "Yaochi Fairy".
Dongfang Junnan: [Fairy, what are you doing? ]
After a long time, the other party replied: [bath]
Dongfang Handsome Man: [I don't believe it. Bathing in broad daylight? Unless you send me a photo]
The other party did not reply.
Dongfang handsome man: [I have good news for you. I am getting married today]
Yaochi Fairy: [Oh]
Dongfang Junnan: [Do you have a red envelope? After all, we are extraordinary friends.]
Yaochi Fairy: [Yes]
Dongfang Junnan: [Where is it? I’ll get it right away]
After a long time.
I thought the other party would not reply. Just as Luo Zijun was about to put away the bronze mirror, a message suddenly came: [Outside the city, Hanshan Temple]
Luo Zijun was startled and stood up suddenly from the chair.
Outside the city, Hanshan Temple?
This place is where he had his first nightmare!
His expression changed for a while, and he asked: [Who are you? ]
Could this fairy from Yao Chi be the hateful female flower thief?
The other party did not reply.
Luo Zijun became more suspicious and asked again: [What are you doing in Hanshan Temple? ]
The other party still didn't reply.
Luo Zijun sent a few more messages, but they all fell on deaf ears.
Just as he was feeling doubtful and puzzled, a burst of firecrackers suddenly rang out outside, followed by the sound of gongs and drums.
It was already afternoon.
The guests should have arrived.
It's bustling outside, but quiet inside.
When it was almost evening, Xiao Huanfang passed in a plate of cakes and water from the window and said, "Young Master, fill your stomach first, as we will go to the wedding ceremony later."
Luo Zijun was already starving, so he took the pastry and ate it quickly.
In the evening, the sound of firecrackers rang out again.
The nanny who was waiting outside the door came in immediately and said, "Sir, rinse your mouth and wash your face."
Zhiyuan immediately brought in the hot water that had been prepared long ago, helped him wash, and helped him to fix his hair and put on his wedding robe.
The other maids and servants also came in to take a closer look and found quite a few omissions.
At this time, someone outside the door shouted, "Please get in the sedan chair, Master!"
Luo Zijun: “…”
The man who marries into the wife's family has to ride in the bridal sedan, this rule is really cruel.
A group of maids and nannies immediately surrounded him and went out.
Sure enough, outside the gate, there was a bright red sedan with a wedding character on it parked.
Luo Zijun got on the sedan chair under the urging of everyone.
"Get up the sedan!"
The sedan chair was lifted up, and the maids and nannies surrounded it and walked forward.
The maids and servants they met along the way were all laughing secretly.
Only then did Luo Zijun feel ashamed.
When he arrived at the front hall and heard the noisy sounds outside, he felt even more uneasy.
The sedan stopped in the courtyard in front.
Zhi Yuan whispered at the window: "Sir, don't be anxious. You can get off the sedan chair only when the young lady arrives."
I waited for about another stick of incense.
Suddenly, the voice of the master of ceremonies came from outside: "The eldest lady has arrived! Please invite the groom to get out of the sedan chair!"
Suddenly, there was a jeer of excitement from the crowd outside.
At this time, the curtain of the sedan chair was opened, and a maid poked her head out and said, "Master, come down quickly."
Amid the jeers and fiery gazes of the crowd, Luo Zijun got off the sedan chair in great embarrassment.
The yard was full of people.
The corridors and rooms were also crowded with people.
Isn’t it said that everything should be kept simple?
Before Luo Zijun had time to think, a maid grabbed her wrist and led her towards a sedan chair nearby.
The sedan chair was not only bright red, but also decorated with circles of flowers. It was a real sedan chair.
The master of ceremonies came over and said, "Please ask the son-in-law to come forward and ask the young lady to get out of the sedan chair."
The nanny who grabbed Luo Zijun's wrist hurriedly whispered, "Master, go over quickly and help the young lady open the curtain. Hold the young lady's hand and ask her to come down."
Hearing this, Luo Zijun walked to the front of the sedan chair, opened the curtain, stretched out a hand, and said, "Miss, please get out of the sedan chair."
Sitting in the sedan chair was the bride, who was wearing a bright red wedding gown and a red veil, but she did not extend her hand when she heard the words.
The MC quickly said, "Please again!"
Luo Zijun had no choice but to extend her hand and invite again: "Miss, please get out of the sedan chair!"
The bride then slowly stretched out a slender hand as white as jade.
Luo Zijun held it gently, slowly stood up, and carefully helped her out of the sedan chair.
"Please invite the two newcomers into the room!"
The host said loudly.
Luo Zijun supported the person beside him and walked towards the hall in a lively manner surrounded by the crowd.
As we were going up the stairs, he whispered, "Lift your feet, there are steps."
The bride gently lifted her feet and went up the stairs.
There was a brazier at the door with red charcoal burning in it.
The master of ceremonies shouted at the door: "A talented man and a beautiful woman straddle a fire basin, and the music of the zither and the harp will never be separated! A golden basin straddles the fire, and wealth fills the house; a house is filled with red light, and blessings are deep!"
Bai Yuning and other young ladies from the Bai family also blessed in unison: "The fire basin is blazing and shining, good luck to the newlyweds! Step on the fire basin, and have a happy and blessed life!"
The maids also said in unison: "Step over the fire basin, you will be rich and prosperous; the firelight shines red, and you will be together for a hundred years! Step over the fire basin, and you will be blessed with good fortune; your life will be prosperous, and you will have a son soon!"
The nanny beside him quickly whispered, "Son-in-law, jump over the fire basin!"
Luo Zijun quickly stepped over with one foot. Seeing that the bride next to him seemed to have difficulty crossing, he simply put his arms around her slender waist, picked her up, and then stepped over together.
The master of ceremonies said with a smile, "It hasn't even started yet, and you're so impatient to embrace the bride? You can't be too impatient."
Everyone burst into laughter.
In the crowd on the right side of the courtyard, Liu Chujian stood with Jia Yingchun and the others, smiling. Jia Tanchun and the others couldn't help but secretly look at her, and seeing that she didn't look sad at all, they were secretly surprised.
"The bride and groom, worship heaven and earth!"
The sound of firecrackers rang out, and the voice of the host also sounded.
Luo Zijun held the bride beside him, turned around, and bowed to the door.
"Bride and groom, bow to your parents!"
Luo Zijun took the hand of the bride beside him, turned around, and paid respect to Bai Ming and his wife, as well as his sister and brother-in-law, who were sitting in the hall.
Luo Jiaorong cried with joy.
Li Zhengshan also smiled and nodded, his eyes red.
"Bride and groom, bow to each other!"
The two turned around, facing each other, and seemed to look at each other and paused.
After this bow, they become a real couple.
However, at this moment, a woman's voice suddenly came from the yard: "Wait!"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's expression changed and they all looked over there.
Wan Qianzi from the Marquis of Bowang Mansion stepped out from the crowd, looked at the groom in the hall with a sneer on his face and said, "Uncle Bai, I'm afraid you have been deceived by this groom! He already has a lover, and his lover is here today. I'm afraid the two of them are in cahoots with each other and want to cheat your Bai family's property together!"
When everyone heard this, they had different expressions.
The originally lively scene suddenly became silent.
Bai Qingtong suddenly walked out of the room and said coldly: "Wan Qianzi, we didn't invite you to the banquet today, please leave immediately!"
Wan Qian Zi sneered, "Qing Tong, I am doing this for your sister's sake, I am afraid she will be deceived. What, have you also been deceived by that boy and can't tell the truth from the false?"
Bai Qingtong said calmly, "I suggest you go back and read more books, so as not to embarrass yourself next time. Young Master Luo is a son-in-law. Does a son-in-law have the right to share the family property? You don't need to sow discord here, let alone disgust people here. No one will believe you, and we in the Bai family don't welcome you."
Wan Qianzi suddenly pointed at the opposite side with a vicious look on her face and screamed: "Everyone, look, the boy's sweetheart is her! Her name is Liu Chujian, and she is a prostitute in the brothel! At that time..."
"When you were a prostitute, I ordered you!"
A voice suddenly came from the room, interrupting her.
Everyone was stunned and turned to look.
The groom suddenly came out of the room and continued, "Wan Qian Zi, have you forgotten? When I first met you in the brothel, I wrote a few poems for you. The brothel customers all applauded after hearing them. Since then, more than ten or twenty people have asked you to sleep with them every night."
Wan Qian Zi gritted her teeth and said, "You're talking nonsense! You..."
"The first poem is like this, everyone listen carefully! The title of the poem is "Ten Thousand Purples": The night is still long in the brothel, and thousands of soft words are spoken to the beautiful lady. A pair of jade arms are pillowed by thousands of people, and a little red lips are tasted by thousands of guests. The purple sleeves are thrown away lightly with little gratitude, and the golden hairpins are frequently dropped to hide fake tears. The floating flowers and waves have no owner, and they don't care about the shortcomings of men."
As soon as this poem came out, there was a sudden burst of exclamations and laughter from the crowd.
"What a poem!"
Some people couldn't help but applaud!
Wan Qian Zi was furious and was about to curse when Luo Zijun continued, "There is a second poem, also called "Wan Qian Zi": Thousands of lights illuminate the graceful lady, and thousands of people call her the famous name in the painting. The light waving of purple sleeves adds to her charm, how much is a little bit of true love worth? The red sandalwood mouth deceives the drunken guests with clever words, and the silk clothes are easily dropped by the wind and dust. Don't say that it is the beauty who misled you, and selling smiles never asks your conscience."
"you……"
Thousands of purple qi were trembling all over.
Luo Zijun said, "There is a third poem, and the title is still "Ten Thousand Purples": Ten thousand kinds of charm laugh at the spring light, and thousands of miles of fireworks enter the land of intoxication. She takes off her purple belt and leans on her red makeup, and sticks out her fragrant tongue to invite people to taste it. Her eyebrows are lightly raised to hold back the tears, and her silk clothes are easily taken off to change the groom. Being affectionate is just a mistake made by fools, and being unfaithful is actually her true nature..."
"Shut up! Shut up!"
As soon as these three poems came out, Wan Qian Zi screamed and suddenly rushed towards him as if he had gone crazy, waving his two claws and with a ferocious face.
The two are not far apart.
When everyone saw this, their faces changed.
Unexpectedly, just as Wan Qian Zi rushed forward, Luo Zijun suddenly raised his foot and kicked her in the stomach with a "bang", causing her to fall to the ground.
Then he walked up to her and slapped her left and right, "Pa pa pa", more than ten times.
"How dare you, little bastard!"
At this time, the maids and nannies brought by Wan Qianzi finally reacted and shouted angrily that they wanted to go up and fight.
Bai Qingtong suddenly shouted coldly: "Where are the Bai family guards? Arrest these uninvited servants, slap them in the face and throw them out!"
"Yes!"
The guards of the Bai family suddenly rushed out from the left and right corners, grabbed the maids and nannies, raised their big hands, and started slapping them.
"Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!"
After being slapped dozens of times, the maids and nannies had their mouths full of blood and were unable to speak. Then they were grabbed by their hair, dragged out, and thrown directly outside the gate.
This scene immediately shocked all the guests so much that their faces turned pale and they were silent.
Wan Qianzi was also beaten so hard that she felt dizzy and her mouth was full of blood. When she was about to curse again, Bai Qingtong suddenly came over and slapped her in the mouth. With a "pop", her front teeth were knocked out.
"Today is my sister's wedding day! Who the hell do you think you are? How dare you come to my Bai Mansion and make trouble?"
After saying that, Bai Qingtong grabbed her hair, dragged her out and threw her outside the door.
Then he came back with a grim and murderous look on his face and said, "Close the door and continue worshipping!"
The yard was silent for a moment.
The festive music suddenly resumed.
The MC also said in a loud voice: "Bride and groom, husband and wife bow to each other!"
Luo Zijun glanced at the murderous Third Miss Bai, who smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, please go in and get married."
Luo Zijun glanced at Chujian in the crowd again. Liu Chujian smiled slightly and quickly winked at him, asking him to go in quickly.
Luo Zijun then turned around and went back into the house, standing opposite Miss Bai again.
The master of ceremonies saw him coming back and repeated: "Bride and groom, husband and wife bow to each other!"
Luo Zijun bent down and bowed gently to Miss Bai opposite him.
The wedding ceremony was finally completed.
The master of ceremonies smiled and said, "Bride and groom, send them to the bridal chamber!"
Everyone in the Bai family in the room immediately applauded and cheered.
Bai Yuning and the others laughed and said, "Sister Qiu Ning, let's go to the bridal chamber together! Let your brother-in-law compose a poem for us, otherwise you won't be allowed in!"
Several girls nearby all smiled and said, "Okay!"
Then a group of people followed the bride and groom and left from the next room.
The hall was bustling again.
Luo Zijun held Miss Bai's soft and cold little hand, and, led by the maids and nannies, they walked through the corridor for a long time and arrived at the Snow Garden.
The snow garden was covered with white snow.
The trees, flowers, and rockery are all covered in silver and look like ice sculptures.
Soon, a group of people came to Luoxueju.
At this time, Luoxueju was decorated extremely festively and beautifully, with red decorations everywhere.
Luo Zijun secretly looked around, then took the bride's hand, and prepared to enter the bridal chamber under the guidance of the maid.
At this time, several girls suddenly ran over, blocked the door, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, if you want to enter the bridal chamber, you must accept the test before you can enter."
Luo Zijun said: "There is no such rule, right?"
The maids and nannies beside them all smiled and said, "Yes, if the groom wants to enter the bridal chamber, he must accept the test and can only enter if he passes."
Luo Zijun said seriously: "I have also read the Marriage Law, and I know the rules you mentioned, but you must have forgotten that today I am not marrying the bride, but the bride is marrying me. I am marrying into the bride's family. If we are talking about accepting the test, it should be the bride who accepts the test. You should test the bride."
When these words were spoken, everyone was stunned at first, and then they all suddenly burst into laughter.
Luo Zijun quickly took the opportunity to push aside the girls in front of him and entered the bridal chamber first. Then he quickly closed the door and said to the outside: "Let the bride write a poem and a couplet, otherwise she is not allowed to come in!"
Everyone outside was laughing so hard that they bent over.
(End of this chapter)
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