This scholar is a bit cruel
Chapter 67 Will You Bite?
Chapter 67 Will You Bite?
The night is getting darker.
Luo Zijun explained a few words to her sister and Sister Wang, then returned to her room.
Then I started to have wild thoughts.
The big beast on Jingyang Ridge appeared after three bowls.
Is it a coincidence or some other reason?
If it's a coincidence, it's too much of a coincidence, right?
If there is another reason, what is it? Is there another mission here?
It became quiet outside.
After Wang left, Luo Jiaorong stood alone outside the gate, her eyes red, looking anxiously at the alley entrance.
Luo Zijun had no choice but to go out to comfort her.
"My brother-in-law is so skilled in martial arts, and there are others to help him, so he will be fine."
Luo Jiaorong choked up and said, "Datou and the others were injured... I heard that a constable's head was almost smashed... Your brother-in-law is so big, that big insect must think he smells good..."
Luo Zijun: “…”
He didn't say anything else, and looked towards the alley entrance, thinking to himself: Could it be that Wu Song really appeared and then we can kill the tiger?
Waited for another quarter of an hour.
Luo Jiaorong became more and more panicked. When she was about to go out to ask someone, Li Zhengshan's tall figure finally appeared at the entrance of the alley.
"Sister, brother-in-law is back."
Luo Zijun had good eyesight and saw it at a glance.
Luo Jiaorong burst into tears of joy: "It's good that you're back, it's good that you're back..."
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly put her hands on her hips and roared at the alley entrance: "Li Zhengshan! You bastard, you still remember to come back! Come here and die!"
Luo Zijun: “…”
Li Zhengshan came back exhausted, his clothes were covered in dirt, and a part of his sleeves was torn off. Seeing the two of them waiting at the door, he asked in confusion, "Madam, how did I provoke you again?"
Luo Jiaorong looked at his embarrassed appearance, her eyes suddenly turned red, and she choked up and said, "You...you did a good thing, you liar..."
Luo Zijun said at the side: "Brother-in-law, Uncle Datou's wife came here just now. My sister and I know about your trip to Jingyang Ridge to hunt tigers."
Li Zhengshan was stunned, a look of embarrassment appeared on his face.
"Let's go back and eat first. My brother-in-law must be hungry too. Sister, go and heat up the food."
Luo Zijun quickly pulled her sister in.
Luo Jiaorong stopped getting angry, wiped her tears and went into the kitchen.
Luo Zijun immediately took the opportunity to ask her brother-in-law: "Where is Jingyang Ridge? Is there a tavern called 'Three Bowls and You're Not Crossing the Ridge' at the foot of Jingyang Ridge?"
Li Zhengshan was startled and nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Luo Zijun asked again: "Brother-in-law, is there a man named Wu Dalang in our city who specializes in selling sesame cakes?"
Li Zhengshan thought about it carefully and shook his head: "I haven't heard of it."
"Then is there a great official named Ximen Qing?"
Li Zhengshan shook his head.
"Where's Pan Jinlian?"
No, Pan Jinlian’s feet are too small, and she never goes out of the front door or the back door. Her brother-in-law should not know this.
Hmm? My feet are too small...
"Brother-in-law, where is Jiang Menshen? Where is Yun Ge who sells crisp pears?"
Li Zhengshan still shook his head and looked at him in confusion: "Zijun, where did you hear these people from? There are so many people in the city, coming in and out every day, and my brother-in-law doesn't know all of them."
Luo Zijun could only say: "I heard it from a friend. It's okay. I was just asking casually."
Could it be that the fact that the tiger and the three bowls did not pass the post was just a coincidence?
"Hey, Zijun, is your tongue broken?"
Li Zhengshan practiced martial arts and had sharp eyes. He noticed the wound on his tongue while he was speaking.
Luo Zijun was reminded of his sad story, and immediately felt bad, saying, "I'm angry."
Li Zhengshan was puzzled and said, "That's not right. It looks like he was bitten, not like he got angry."
Luo Zijun had no choice but to say: "Because of the inflammation and blisters, it was not convenient for me to eat, and I accidentally bit it."
"By the way, brother-in-law, I want to continue practicing martial arts!"
He quickly changed the subject.
Li Zhengshan was stunned when he heard this: "Continue to practice martial arts? Didn't you just enter the academy and plan to study hard? If you practice martial arts, your studies will be neglected."
Luo Zijun said: "I practice after finishing my studies every day, so it won't affect my studies."
Li Zhengshan looked at it seriously for a while and said, "The martial arts practice you mentioned should not be like before, just practice casually."
"of course not."
Luo Zijun confessed to him: "I want to practice hard and try to catch up with my brother-in-law's martial arts as soon as possible."
Li Zhengshan frowned, then shook his head and said, "Don't think about it, it's impossible. I have been practicing since I was a child, and I have been persistent, which is why I have the current martial arts strength. Didn't your sister tell you last time that practicing martial arts is not easy? Our family... doesn't have the conditions for it."
Luo Zijun said: "Brother-in-law forgot that I can now write books to make money, money is not a problem."
Li Zhengshan smiled bitterly, patted his shoulder and said, "Your little money... Zijun, do you know how much it costs just to become my disciple?"
He held up two fingers: "I estimate it will cost at least one hundred taels." "This is still a small amount. The most expensive part is the medicinal materials. Practicing martial arts requires tempering the body. You need to soak your body in medicinal materials every day, and then use the exercises to temper your body to make it tougher and stronger, so that your explosive power and defense can be stronger."
"If you want to advance, you must cultivate your inner strength and temper your body. Both are indispensable."
Luo Zijun listened carefully.
Li Zhengshan spoke without reservation.
It’s just one word: money.
Of course, in addition to having money, you also need perseverance and talent.
Even opportunities are needed.
If no one is willing to accept you as a disciple and no one is willing to teach you the skills, it will be useless.
Luo Zijun asked: "Brother-in-law, can you teach me your sword skills?"
Li Zhengshan shook his head: "That won't do. Although my master is not here, there are other brothers and sisters who are still nearby. If they knew about it, it would be terrible."
Luo Zijun asked: "If you want to practice martial arts, you must become a disciple?"
"Of course. Otherwise, even if I could teach you, you wouldn't have any good techniques to practice. Besides, I don't dare to teach you with my half-baked level. Every martial artist is different. Only experienced masters can correctly guide you on which direction to develop..."
As the two were talking, Luo Jiaorong shouted at the kitchen door with a stern face: "It's time to eat!"
Li Zhengshan stood up and patted him on the shoulder: "Study hard, and you will be the top scholar in the exam and bring honor to your family. Don't even think about practicing martial arts, there is no need to suffer that."
Luo Zijun looked at his strong back and thought to himself: It seems that I can only go out and find out by myself tomorrow.
Since he has made up his mind to practice martial arts, he will not give up easily.
Suddenly, there was a quarrel in the kitchen.
Luo Zijun hurried over.
"Since I work for the government, how can I stay out of this kind of thing? I am both a police chief and a warrior. If I don't go, who will go if the big beast is hurting people in the mountains?"
"Wouldn't they send soldiers? You're a poor captain, you don't get any benefits, and you do dangerous things all the time. If something happens to you, what will happen to Zijun and me?"
"Women, what unlucky things you say! With so many people following me, what could possibly happen to me? If that beast is not killed, the people nearby and the merchants passing by will not be able to rest in peace."
"I don't care! I won't let you go! If you dare to go tomorrow, I will break your legs!"
"I'll go even if my legs are broken! That beast has hurt so many people, how can I let it go!"
"Li Zhengshan, you are rebelling, aren't you?"
"Alright, alright, go and take care of Zijun. That kid's tongue was bitten by someone, and he lied to me that he bit it himself. The point is, that kid was bitten on the neck and ears, how far could he have bitten? I'm afraid he ran into his sweetheart when he went out of town last night. Why don't you go and find out and find a way to get a sister-in-law back!"
"Really?"
"Why would I lie to you? Go and see for yourself!"
Footsteps immediately came out of the kitchen.
Luo Zijun had already reached the kitchen door, but upon hearing this, he hurriedly turned around and ran back into the house, quickly locking the door.
My brother-in-law looks honest, but it turns out he can be cunning and treacherous at times!
"Luo Zijun, why are you running? Come out now!"
Luo Jiaorong came to the door and knocked hard.
Luo Zijun was holding the door and said, "Sister, don't listen to my brother-in-law's nonsense. I was bitten by a mosquito. Go and beat my brother-in-law and break his legs, otherwise he will go to Jingyang Ridge to look for the big bug tomorrow."
Li Zhengshan came over with half a goose leg and ate it while saying, "Zijun, stop lying to your sister and come out and tell us which girl you are dating. If she is a decent girl, let your sister go to her house to propose marriage for you tomorrow."
Luo Zijun's mouth twitched: "I really didn't!"
Proposing marriage at home?
I bother!
If he saw that female flower thief again, he would beat her to death! And still propose marriage?
"Luo Zijun, can you open the door?"
Luo Jiaorong looked like she was about to get angry.
Luo Zijun said, "Sister, I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep. Oh, Xiaohuan has taken off all her clothes, I'm going to sleep with her, if there's anything else, we can talk tomorrow."
Xiaohuan in the room blushed immediately.
Luo Jiaorong hesitated outside the door for a while, and could only snort coldly: "If you don't tell me tomorrow, I will beat your butt! Sister has taught you since you were a child that you must be responsible. If you bully a girl, you must be responsible for her. If you dare to abandon her and don't want her, sister will not forgive you!"
After saying that, she went on to teach her man a lesson.
When Luo Zijun heard the two people leave noisily, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
I managed to get by tonight.
But how should I explain it tomorrow?
"Son..."
Xiao Huan sat on the bed, head down, face blushing, feet pressed tightly together, and said shyly: "Slave...should I take off all my clothes?"
Luo Zijun looked at her and suddenly an idea came to his mind: "Xiao Huan, can you bite people?"
"what?"
"Come on, bite me all over your body!"
"what……"
(End of this chapter)
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