Rewrite the myth and become the Taoist!

Chapter 181 That Lu Bu is nothing but a chicken and a dog
【Northern Expedition.】

【Defeat Cao Cao first.】

[Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and others were all in the army, obediently following the orders of a twelve-year-old boy.]

【This twelve-year-old boy is none other than "Zhuge Liang."】

[Yang Jin and Liu Bei began to form a dream team. He found "Little Zhuge" who was still dozing off in class in advance, and used a lollipop to trick "Little Zhuge" out, preparing to cultivate feelings. ]

【Then, Yang Jin discovered that the mythical version of Zhuge Liang was already the ultimate version of "Zhuge Liang."】

[Zhuge Liang was born with wisdom. He learned to read at the age of one, and read all the classics at home at the age of three. He then became a disciple of Mr. Shuijing, and at the age of five he was already better than his teacher. However, he was not good enough at dealing with people. Mr. Shuijing was worried that Zhuge Liang's wisdom was too great and he might die young, so he kept him in the academy to improve his character.]

【Zhuge Liang heard about Liu Bei's ambitions and their conversation with "Lü Bu". 】

[Zhuge Liang seemed to know everything by nature, but the more he knew, the more boring he became. After secretly testing Liu Bei and Yang Jin, he found that they were really "big fools". There are too many "smart people" who are cautious and self-protective. The world needs "fools". ]

[Zhuge Liang smiled lightly. He liked this kind of challenging thing and chose to join.]

[After the death of the eighteen princes, the various forces of varying sizes fought even more fiercely. Three years ago, they left Jiuyuan. At first, they had no soldiers, no people, no name, and it was not easy to establish their foundation.]

[Although Liu Bei's side has "Lv Bu's Divine Mind" as a trump card, it is a nuclear weapon. Unless it is a critical moment, few people dare not use it easily. ]

[Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun are all unrivaled generals of the time. After their breakthrough, they all have the power to destroy an army. Few people can defeat them, but they are always restrained. Today, they will capture a city and lose a city elsewhere.]

[After Zhuge Liang joined and took charge of the overall planning, every bit of Liu Bei's strength was used to the limit. They recaptured the Yellow Turban Army and expanded their power until they bordered Cao Cao, who occupied the Five Provinces, and then stopped their crazy expansion.]

【After that, there was a three-year long governance. 】

【Liu Bei didn't worry about the future Yang Jin talked about, he only cared about the present.】

[Within the scope of my ability, I will make life better for the people under my rule. ]

【Liu Bei took silent action and delegated power to Yang Jin to develop agriculture and education. At the same time, no matter whether they were commoners, poor scholars, casual practitioners, or farmers, as long as they had a skill, they would come to Liu Bei to realize their ambitions.】

【Sincerity can be felt.】

[People's lives improved at a visible pace. In just three years, the three states regained their vitality and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment.]

【People will think only when they are full, and Yang Jin’s education is universal education, starting from six-year-old children.】

[This move undoubtedly undermined the foundation of the aristocratic families, causing dissatisfaction among the aristocratic families in the three states. They united and protested against Liu Bei. If any of the princes had encountered this, they would have been troubled.]

[Liu Bei wandered for half his life, and was able to bend and stretch. But now he had "Lü Bu" behind him, and he had enough confidence to compete with anyone in the world. He saw with his own eyes that the people under his rule lived and worked in peace and contentment. ]

【Liu Bei believed what he saw with his own eyes.】

【Ignore it and continue execution. 】

[The noble families were very cold when they saw Liu Bei's tough attitude. Did Liu Bei think that he could rule these three states with just his two brothers and a few advisers?]

[Without them, Liu Bei's rule would be paralyzed. They had to teach Liu Bei a lesson and openly establish their own territories.]

[Liu Bei's advisers suggested a temporary compromise, winning over one side and suppressing the other, but not to act too hastily.]

【Yang Jin knew that if he couldn't promote "universal education" today, there would be no universal education in the future. Besides, in this mythical world, he had the strongest adoptive father as his backer, and not not eating beef was already the greatest kindness.】

【then. 】

[Yang Jin acted under the banner of "Lü Bu's adopted son" and directly put the blame for "popularizing education" on Lü Bu. Anyone who disagrees can go to Jiuyuan to find his adopted father.]

[Lü Bu?! The world's number one general, Lü Bu, at Hulao Pass? Doesn't he belong to Dong Zhuo?]

[The noble families only realized it at this time and conducted an in-depth investigation on Lu Bu. They found that Yang Jin, an inconspicuous logistician under Liu Bei, was really Lu Bu's adopted son.]

[Someone tried to follow Yang Jin's example and wanted to worship Lü Bu as his adoptive father...]

[On the street, people knelt on the ground and formed a long line. In just a few days, the line stretched from the courtyard all the way to the city gate. I really wanted to kneel, but I had no way to do so.]

【Lü Bu was upset and avoided seeing him.】

[Some people saw this and had evil thoughts. They investigated whether Lü Bu still had a mother and a sister. Since Lü Bu refused to listen, they started with the people around him. However, just as they were about to plot in Jiuyuan City, they were sensed by Lü Bu's divine thoughts.]

【Lü Bu returns the favor.】

[Soon after, people from all over the Thirteen States saw golden light explode above the Yuan family, and the entire Yuan family was destroyed.]

[The whole world was horrified and no longer dared to covet Lü Bu's power. From then on, no one dared to disturb that "god-man". ]

【Wherever Yang Jin went, the separatist families surrendered. Liu Bei did not massacre them, but after this incident, the status of these people in Liu Bei's heart plummeted.】【"These insects cannot be trusted to govern the world."】

【He is more determined to train his own team.】

[After that, Yang Jin stayed behind Liu Bei. When he had nothing to do, he would come to Jiuyuan every now and then to learn martial arts from Lv Bu. However, he had a mediocre talent for martial arts and could not stand loneliness, so he did not achieve much.]

【She has been quietly observing Liu Bei and his party, and Wuyou's heart is burning with anger again. She gave Yang Jin a complete copy of "Taiping Jing" and accepted him as a disciple, becoming the true disciple of the Taiping Dao master.】

[Yang Jin specialized in the practice of Taiping Dao, invented tools for people's livelihood, and was successful in governing the three states, gaining great merit. In three years, he cultivated 800 Daoist virtues, but he had no magic to protect the Dao.]

……

[Cao Cao occupied five states, rested and recuperated, and his military strength was far superior to Liu Bei's, but he was still no match for Zhuge Liang and the three unrivaled generals, and was defeated step by step. But at this time, a Qigong practitioner came out of the mountains and entered the robbery, openly changing the celestial phenomena. ]

【Zhuge Liang's first northern expedition ended in failure.】

[The news came back, Liu Bei and Yang Jin were puzzled. "Wuyou" brought the words of the Taiping Dao master, that the world was originally a battle for supremacy among heroes, and it would take more than ten years for the one with destiny to decide the winner.]

[Dong Zhuo used Lü Bu's divine consciousness to kill 90% of the people with destiny, causing the great catastrophe of heaven and earth to enter its final stage.]

[Now only Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, and Liu Bei are left. Whoever wins is determined by fate. Just three people are not enough to share with the gods and immortals. ]

[Liu Bei was shocked, but calmed down and asked, "Mr. Wuyou, are there really immortals and gods in this world?"]

[Wuyou replied: "After practicing for a thousand years, a Qigong practitioner can ascend to heaven."]

[“Sir, how does the strength of the immortal compare to that of my adoptive father?” This is the question that Yang Jin is most concerned about.]

[“I don’t know.” Wuyou looked solemn and not optimistic. “With Fengxian’s power, he might be able to defeat several Heavenly Court generals, but there are tens of thousands of Heavenly Court generals.”]

[“Tens of thousands?” Yang Jin was shocked. “Why didn’t the Celestial Empire send down a divine general to kill Dong Zhuo before?”]

[Wuyou said worriedly: "A hundred years ago, there was a restriction of the Five-Party Rules. Qigong practitioners above the seventh level could change the world at will, so they were not allowed to step into the human world. But I don't know why they can take action again."]

[Yang Jin and Liu Bei were very uneasy when they heard that the Heavenly Court had openly intervened. They began to act cautiously and did not hastily go to war with Cao Cao. Instead, they asked Wuyou for more information about the immortals and gods. They were able to see the Taoist master Taiping who was working in the fields thirty miles away from the land.]

【The Taiping Dao master revealed the secret.】

[The Five Rules of Conduct checks and balances others, but cannot check and balance "Heaven and the Four Saints".]

[The Lord of Heaven thinks that this battle does not count due to the intervention of the variable "Lü Bu"! ]

[He proposed to "play the chess piece" again, and the Four Saints actually agreed readily.]

[Then the immortals and Buddhas of the heavenly court intervened and continued the three kingdoms of Dong, Cao, and Liu for another three hundred years. When the next generation of heroes rose up and established a kingdom, they would decide the outcome.]

[Not counted?! ]

【How unreasonable! 】

[Just because of your words, are we going to retreat? ]

[Liu Bei's army didn't care about anything else, just wanted to end the chaos and unify the world. They launched a series of northern expeditions, but due to frequent interference from the Heavenly Court, the northern expeditions failed repeatedly.]

[Once they set foot outside the Three States and began their northern expedition, it was as if they were going against heaven and earth.]

【Liu Bei felt powerless against the Heavenly Court's tactics.】

[Anger surged into my heart.]

……

[Cao Cao hosted a banquet to entertain the Qigong practitioners and divine generals who came from heaven. While he was slightly drunk, he couldn't help but worry about Lu Bu behind Liu Bei.]

[“That Lu Bu is just an ordinary god general in the mortal world. He has no inheritance, no magical powers, and no military achievements. He just slaughtered some ordinary people. Cao Gong does not need to be afraid of him.” A god general said coldly, “Any one of us can subdue him within ten moves. We were not convenient to intervene in the affairs of the mortal world before, which allowed this man to run rampant.”]

[“Lord Cao, if Lü Bu dares to attack, I will make sure he never returns.” A Qigong practitioner at the seventh level spoke up.]

[“Dong Zhuo has the support of the demon ancestor and the military strategist behind him, so we in Heaven still need to be a little cautious, but Liu Bei has no one behind him.” Everyone in the field did not take Lu Bu seriously. ]

[“Hahaha,” Cao Cao laughed triumphantly after hearing this, “With all the immortal masters here, Lü Bu is nothing but a chicken and a dog.”]

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(End of this chapter)