Huayu: I'm reborn, but you still force me to be a scumbag?

Chapter 184 Happy Birthday to You
When Chen Nuo received Jiang Wen's call, he was treating Lori Eisner and a group of Warner staff to barbecue on the street.

Because the movie was not over yet, after he finished watching his scene with about ten minutes of plot left, he sneaked out through the back door.

After all, it's not like he hadn't seen this movie in his previous life. He even watched it over and over again.

Moreover, this time, a mystery in his heart was solved.

In the original version, the Joker was hung on the top of a tall building by Batman, and then the plot never mentioned his whereabouts, as if this person had been forgotten.

It was not until this time that he learned from Jonathan Nolan that the Joker's final destination was actually a mental hospital.

And that's where their sequel begins.

At that moment, Chen Nuo suddenly realized that the rumors in his previous life were true.

The brothers Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan are actually ready to shoot the third film.

Even the introduction was left, which was to intentionally leave the Joker's ending blank at the end of the second part.

As for why I didn't take the photo.

Because as the old saying goes, there will be no more Joker after Heath Ledger.

It is impossible for Nolan to continue shooting this sad film.

However.
This time, he is alive and well.

It doesn't look like he'll die anytime soon.

But that was all he and Jonathan Nolan talked about at the time.

After all, it’s useless to say many things too early.

What if the movie fails? Right. What's the point of a sequel?
So, in fact, after accepting the interview with the reporters and thanking the audience before the movie opens, he can leave.

The only reason Chen Nuo stayed to watch the movie was that he wanted to see for himself how he performed in this version.

Conclusion: I am the only person in the world who has seen both versions.

He said honestly: Each has its own merits.

Heath Ledger obviously did a better job of being "crazy" than him. And he, thanks to those months of part-time work, may have a slight advantage in the depth of his performance.

At the table of a roadside barbecue stall, Lori Eisner was dealing with a piece of sweet potato skin, which seemed like alien food to her. It was also filled with the spicy flavor of something called "zheergen" in the south and "yuxingcao" in the north.

They walked around BJ City for a long time late at night before finally finding such a barbecue stall at the entrance of an alley.

The stall was run by a couple in their 30s.

According to Chen Nuo's understanding, the couple must have been driven here by the urban management because the entrance of the alley with no one around late at night did not seem like a good place to set up a stall.

The couple was obviously confused when they saw a convoy of Alpha and two Cadillacs stopped beside their stall and a group of foreigners jumped out of the cars.

It was not until Chen Nuo got out of the car and they exchanged a few words that they discovered that the barbecue stall owner was actually a rare fellow from Xichuan, and not a fellow from the Northeast. Now things became clear.

As the host, Chen Nuo immediately took charge of all the arrangements.

He also specifically told his fellow villager who was setting up the stall not to put chili on any other skewers except the ones he was eating.

Seeing that Lori Eisner looked embarrassed, Chen Nuo encouraged her, "Eat it, don't look at it. It smells bad, but tastes good."

Lori Eisner actually believed his lies. It was impossible to use chopsticks, so she tried the disposable spoon provided by the stall owner.

As a result, I almost vomited.

Chen, the heartless man, laughed loudly at the side, making everyone laugh too.

The lady boss, who looked like a young lady, smiled and said, "Mr. Nuochen, foreigners are not used to it. Do you want to bake her another one without the zheergen?"

"No, let her eat something else."

Chen Nuo was not surprised. Why did they know his name? Because when they greeted him just now, it was obvious that they knew him.

Especially the proprietress, the first word she blurted out when she saw him was so smooth and familiar that he even thought it was Pan Chengrong calling him.

Although she was not used to eating Houttuynia cordata, Lori Eisner enjoyed eating other things.

Seeing Chen Nuo picking up handfuls of bright red skewers, he shook his head in disbelief, "Chen, if I eat like you, I will definitely die."

At this time, a white girl with red hair came over from another table, holding her cell phone, and talked to Lori Eisner for a few words.

Chen Nuo was busy eating skewers and didn't listen carefully.

All I heard was Lori Eisner's cold final words: "Reject her. Didn't I tell you that you don't need to tell me about calls like this in the future?"

It was at this time that Jiang Wen called.

Hearing the "awesome" voice on the phone, he couldn't help laughing for a moment and said, "It's just so-so, third in the world."

Later, I chatted with Jiang Wen for a few more sentences, and agreed that we would not stop drinking after returning to Hengdian, and then I hung up the phone.

Lori Eisner, who hadn't eaten at this time, asked, "Chen, do you know an actress named Gao Yuanyuan?"

Lori Eisner's accent was very heavy, and Chen Nuo couldn't hear it clearly for a moment, "Who are you talking about?"

"Gao Yuanyuan."

After hearing it clearly this time, Chen Nuo nodded and said, "I know him, what's the matter?"

Lori Eisner said, "Would you like her to come and stay with you?"

Chen Nuo was slightly surprised: "What do you mean?"

Lori Eisner explained.

It turns out that Lori Eisner wasn't bragging before.

Warner really doesn't need stars, it's the stars that need it.

So tonight, quite a few mainland stars came to the premiere of The Dark Knight spontaneously. It was just that Lori Eisner thought they were all random people and didn't tell him.

All these celebrities, big and small, wanted to take this opportunity to make friends with Lori Eisner, a beautiful blonde who represented Warner and had a bit of Disney background.

There are quite a few big names among them who Chen Nuo has to call teachers when he meets them.

Although Chen Nuo knew that Lori Eisner was now in a desperate situation and needed his help to return to Hollywood.

But these domestic film companies don’t know this.

After all, her uncle's name was too prominent and had been famous all over the world for decades. Any filmmaker who had some idea about Hollywood could not have been unaware of who Eisner was.

So they are all ready to line up to meet this former Disney princess, to see if they can build some connections and become familiar with her.

Unexpectedly, Chen Nuo ran away with his people without even finishing the movie, leaving those who were waiting to get close to him after the movie was over dumbfounded.

Lori Eisner said that her red-haired assistant had received many calls during this period, all from China Film Warner Bros., who wanted to meet with them, but she refused them all.

"Chen, do you know someone named Li Binbing?"

Chen Nuo said: "I don't know this one."

Lori Eisner nodded. "It seems that I was right. Most of these people are lying. If it's Gao, do you want her? I mean, as your temporary partner tonight."

Chen·Respects Women·Nuo, really dislikes the capitalist face of Lori Eisner, who acts like she is rich and powerful and great.

how?

Does the senior vice president of publicity for Warner Asia Pacific and the niece of the former president and chairman of the board of Disney have the right to treat people as objects?

That matter-of-fact tone seemed to show no consideration that Gao Yuanyuan also has self-respect and could easily refuse.

Don't forget that you are a woman too! Why do you objectify women like this?

Haha, what this woman said makes people very angry.

After a while, the skewers they ordered were served.

A bunch of foreigners were screaming because of the spiciness. Although Chen Nuo said that he didn't add chili, as we all know, many Sichuan barbecues need to be spread with spices in advance.
But the Xichuan man with a simple and honest face was really good at barbecue. Although the spicy food made the foreigners spit out their tongues, they still couldn't stop eating.

At this time, the owner of the barbecue stall should have gone to the toilet.

The boss came over with a stiff look on his face, wiping his greasy hands on his apron again and again, as if there was really something dirty on it.

After hesitating for a long time, under Chen Nuo's puzzled gaze, the man with a shaved head and actually quite handsome finally said hesitantly: "."

Chen Nuo understood after just a few words. At the end, he grabbed the boss's hand, shook it vigorously, patted him on the shoulder, and said in Sichuan dialect: "No problem, leave it to me."

The owner of the barbecue stall, who was in her 30s, came out of the alley after a while. Before she even walked out of the alley, she was startled.

"Liu Yong, Liu Yong." He called the boss's name twice and ran out.

There was no other reason. There was only a barbecue stall and a few empty tables left at the entrance of the alley. Her husband and Chen Nuo were gone. Did something happen?
She hurried out, but just as she was out of the alley, she heard a flurry of disorganized, out-of-tune singing from her left:

"Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to zengjie~"

Although the voices were not uniform, it was mainly because the leader of the black bodyguards was too loud and out of tune.

But Chen Nuo can guarantee that Americans speak English with a very authentic accent.

He is so shameless that he actually took the lead and took the initiative to wish others a happy birthday.

I saw that he was holding a small birthday cake in his hand with a small candle on it. On the white cake, there were a few words written in red cream: Happy birthday, wife.

Of course, this is not his wife.

It was the owner of the barbecue stall who gave him this opportunity.

The reason was that his wife was a sticky rice, and the kind that was overcooked. Even the walls of the basement where the couple lived were covered with posters of Yang Guo.

Well, I can only say that the boss is too kind. He actually thinks it’s okay for his woman’s idol to be a man.

The reason was that the woman had followed him around the country since she graduated from junior high school, and had worked hard for more than ten years, coming from a mountain area in Xichuan, but had not enjoyed any happiness and was chased by chickens and dogs every day.

In the past, the school beauties in the rural middle schools were ravaged by wind and frost before they were 30 years old.

When the man finished speaking, his eyes were red.

The key is that the woman gets up early and goes to bed late every day, and never complains. Instead, she often comforts him, saying that it’s okay, we are still young, we should save more money, and then we can go back to our hometown to build a house and give birth to a fat baby.

For a woman like this, what's wrong with chasing a star?
And today is the woman’s birthday.

The man also secretly prepared a birthday cake.

If Chen Nuo and the others hadn't come before, we would have probably already sung the birthday song and started eating.

However, it’s good that Chen Nuo is here.

The woman just secretly told the man that when she saw that the person getting out of the car was really Chen Nuo, she almost fainted and her heart almost stopped beating.

This chance encounter can be said to be the best birthday gift she has ever received in her life.

Anyway, at the end of the conversation, the honest-looking man made an unreasonable request.

That's how it is now.

Outside a remote alley in BJ City, the thick darkness in the early morning was like a suffocating pot covering the head. But the street lamps cast an orange light, which sprinkled on the ground like gold, brightening people's hearts.

Chen Nuo stood in the middle, the blonde Lori Eisner stood on the left, and the barbecue stall owner with black hair and an apron stood on the right. It looked unusually harmonious.

Chen Nuo led a group of people to the proprietress who was already crying.

The singing stopped, and he smiled and said, "Sister Zeng Jie, I wish you a happy birthday, and may you always be young, beautiful, healthy and safe."

I can only say that this is how uneducated people are. What kind of blessing is this? It's so old-fashioned.

However, if the boss had not stepped forward in time and gave the boss's wife a loving hug, she would probably have slipped to the ground and would not have been able to stand.

Lori Eisner seemed quite moved, and there seemed to be a hint of tears in her blue eyes.

One second he treated Gao Yuanyuan as a commodity, and the next second he was moved by this tiny love.

Chen Nuo didn't know who this woman was.

After eating the kebabs and a piece of birthday cake, when it was almost time to leave, Chen Nuo said goodbye to his two fellow villagers.

He refused the money and got into the car without arguing.

After a while, the red taillights of the three cars disappeared from the eyes of the couple at the barbecue stall.

The lady boss stared at him blankly for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing, leaned over and kissed the boss hard on the face, saying, "You are really brave!"

The boss said cheerfully, "It's your birthday, so I thought if he didn't want to, forget it, so I gave it a try. I didn't expect that hey, hey, he is really different from other rich people."

The lady boss said proudly, "I told you a long time ago that Chen Nuo is different from other stars! Are you still saying that I am stupid?"

The boss shook his head: "No more, no more, I really didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, such a big star"

I won’t repeat the corny words, anyway, the couple talked happily for a long time before they started to clean up the messy tables.

As a result, when the proprietress picked up the plate of grilled skewers on Chen Nuo's table, she saw a thin stack of money underneath it.

She stayed for a while, took out the bills and counted them, there were 20 bills with a value of 100.

The couple looked at the money from left to right and finally decided.

The proprietress asked in disbelief, "Dollar?"

The boss nodded: "It looks very similar to what is shown on TV, it should be."

In fact, it’s not much. $2000 may be enough for them to build a toilet when they return home.

But for a while, neither of them spoke.

The proprietress started crying again.

In the car that was driving away, Lori Eisner said to Chen Nuo: "Chen, you are a good person."

What kind of person?

Didn't you take the money? And you said you could take it back to Warner for reimbursement?

However, Chen Nuo is not going to take advantage of Warner and plans to give them the money tomorrow.

I love my fellow countrymen.

It’s not like I can’t afford it.

That’s true, what’s a $2000 tip?
Look at Leo, he gave a tip of 5 euros for a meal in France.

All I can say is that if Boss Chen wants to be as cool as Leo, he still has a long way to go.

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Hearing what her agent Jin Ling said, Gao Yuanyuan's face suddenly turned red, and she was a little angry, "How could he do this?"

Jin Ling was startled, looked around, and said, "Auntie, please keep your voice down. I didn't say it was him who said that. It was someone from Warner who said that."

Gao Yuanyuan felt very confused for a moment.

Although she knew before that all crows are black, Hollywood is even blacker than the mainland.

But such a direct request made her feel like she had lost all her dignity. If she really agreed to it, what would be the difference between her and a prostitute?
My mind was dizzy, and I subconsciously asked, "Why, Coco? That's Warner."

Jin Ling was speechless and said, "Why? Didn't you watch a movie just now?"

When talking about movies, Gao Yuanyuan slowly calmed down.

It's not like she hasn't seen some great movies and great actors.

However, while watching the movie just now, she thought of the actor who played the clown on the screen, who once pressed her on the bed and the sofa and touched her almost all over her body.

For Duan Yihong, Zhang Songwen and others, Chen Nuo's performance is a difficult problem.

For her, this question has no solution.

Gao Yuanyuan, also an actress, couldn't control her body's natural reaction of admiring the strong when she thought about the fact that the person who set this unsolvable problem had once put pressure on her.

Thinking of this, I thought of the guest appearance in "The Sound of Wind" mentioned before, which seems to be still unsuccessful now, and they have not contacted them until now.

She made up her mind at once and decided to go and take a look.

"Okay then, Sister Jin, tell them over there, I'll go."

Jin Ling didn't seem surprised by her answer, and whispered, "Yuanyuan, think about it on the bright side. We just watched the movie. To be fair, how can this movie not be popular? After it becomes popular, what kind of celebrity will Chen Nuo be in the future? It was fine before, but in the future, with this gentleman standing here, who in our country who wants to make a living in Hollywood can get around him?"

"Now, all the vixen who want to hook up with him and sleep with him can line up from here to Xizhimen, not to mention in the future!"

"We are lucky. We have already met before. Otherwise, think about those people just now, Li Binbing, Chen Hao, Xu Jinglei, who are not more famous than us? They lined up to meet the little Disney princess, but did she pay attention to them? Except for the people from China Film, they didn't answer anyone's calls."

"So, Yuanyuan, you know me. I never arranged this kind of thing for you before, but this time is different. This time we can kill two birds with one stone! And..."

Jin Ling suddenly smiled ambiguously and whispered something in her ear, causing Gao Yuanyuan's pretty face to turn red all the way to her ears.

"Didn't you knock on someone's door that night?"

(End of this chapter)