How can I become the Pirate King if you don’t work hard?.

Chapter 161: A man is drunk enough to make you cry

boom!
Kalifa hung up the eavesdropping bug in her hand rudely, and the uncontrolled force directly cracked the table.

Even Lucci, who had just returned to his room, couldn't help but look sideways:

"what happened?"

"nothing."

Kalifa tried her best to restrain her desire to curse, and said through gritted teeth:
"It's just that I once again saw how low human morals are."

She really didn't expect that a little girl of fifteen or sixteen years old had already learned this method of playing both sides.

Dirty, very dirty!
This woman's soul has been corrupted by money.

Kalifa's chest heaved, and it took her a long while to calm down.

She picked up the information that she was originally going to give to Spandam, hesitated for a moment, and then crossed out the number that she was originally going to reimburse.

"Twenty million? No, four thousand... let's say eighty million."

"After all, I sold my soul to seduce the knight Gawain. Makeup, jewelry, clothes, skin care, etc., cost more than this..."

"Well, that's it."

After counting the breaths.

Kalifa flicked the information in her hand and carefully put it into a pen.

Lucci's eyelids twitched as he witnessed everything, but he did not stop it.

He shook his head helplessly and turned back to his room.

A few days later.

Khalifa took the first step in her plan.

She put on Princess Guinevere's usual makeup and clothes, even imitating her every move perfectly, and began to wander in front of Gawain.

Even though Gawain stayed in the captain's room all day, she showed herself in a position where Gawain could see her through the porthole.

This is an attempt to awaken Gawain's memory of the princess and equate her with himself.

To her great surprise, she didn't attract Gawain's attention, but instead Sanji licked her directly.

"Ms. Khalifa, are you imitating the princess?!"

Sanji looked at the woman in front of him whose posture and movements were consistent with the princess in his memory, and he felt like his heart was about to jump out of his chest.

"Is it because of me? Is it to get to me?! Is it to get me?!"

Sanji's breathing became heavier, because he was certain that Kalifa in front of him must have behaved like this for him.

Otherwise, why didn't she ask Gao Wen?

Gawain also knows about Princess Guinevere, and even knows more than I do!

"If that's the case, don't bother. I'm willing."

"Come."

"The weather is fine, we..."

Sanji's eyes turned into the shape of hearts, and he pouted his lips as he moved closer to Kalifa.

Kalifa looked at Sanji's perverted face, the corner of her mouth twitched, she raised her hand and slapped Sanji away, sticking to the mast in the distance and slowly sliding down.

"hiss--!"

Seeing this, the people who were practicing on the deck immediately put on masks of pain.

Just because of this kind of hurt, even just one look at it makes people feel painful.

It took Sanji a long while to react. He staggered to his feet, rubbed his swollen face, and the corners of his mouth gradually raised up a perverted arc:

"Is this Miss Khalifa's touch?"

"Hehehe~"

……

Everyone was silent.

Zoro felt a chill and couldn't help but say:

"People shouldn't do that. At least they shouldn't..."

"Anyway, this is too perverted, isn't it?"

Fan Oka drooped his eyelids and looked at Sanji with an undisguised shock in his eyes.

Because no matter how many times he experiences it, Sanji can always refresh the upper limit of his cognition.

"Ah~"

"If this guy could focus on cultivating instead of paying attention to women, he might have gotten the beautiful cook he wanted a long time ago."

Lu Qi couldn't help but sigh.

A Jin nodded, and suddenly Gao Wen's face flashed through his mind. He said suspiciously:
"Could it be that this was all a misunderstanding? Kalifa's real target is not Sanji, but... the Captain?"

"After all, although I have never been in a relationship, I have heard the crew say that the more you care about someone, the less you dare to get close to him."

"Do you still understand this?"

The pirates immediately gathered around Ajin, looking eager to learn.

"Elaborate."

"Captain Ajin, whether we can get married in the future depends entirely on you."

"Yes, that something..."

A pirate rubbed his hands and said shyly:

"We are also very lonely guarding an empty room at night~!"

Everyone was talking at once, and the atmosphere on the deck gradually became heated.

A group of rough old men talked about the women they once had a crush on, and each of them was as shy as a teenage girl.

Cloe felt a pang of annoyance when he saw this, and for a moment he just felt ashamed to be associated with him. He just stood up and wanted to leave, but was pulled back by Ajin.

"Hey~ Clo, you're the oldest here, so you should have the richest love history, right?"

A Jin teased:
"Or...are you still a virgin?"

Clo's face turned red:
"You are a virgin. When I was in the love field, you were still working for Creek."

"Elaborate."

Zoro added a sentence at the right time, and saw that Kro's face was getting redder and redder, and he directly turned on the helpless rage mode:
"Are you bored enough to talk nonsense here?!"

"You can't even take care of your practice?!"

As soon as these words came out.

The scene was immediately filled with happy laughter, with everyone expressing their joy without restraint.

Even Lucci couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth slightly. Looking at the smiles on everyone's faces, his eyes became more complicated, and no one knew what he was thinking.

……

The other end.

After Kalifa got rid of Sanji's entanglement, she turned around and went back to her room.

She looked at the beautiful face in the mirror, and the makeup that was exactly the same as Princess Guinevere's, and was confused for a moment.

"I have been trying for several days, but Gawain has not responded at all. Could it be that my guess is wrong? Was what I said to Gawain that day just an act?"

"But what's the reason?"

"If you know our identities, then there is no reason for you to keep us around. If you don't know my identity, then no man should be able to reject me."

Kalifa was absolutely confident in her looks, but Gawain's reaction made her even more confused:
"I don't want it even if it's delivered to my door. There are only two reasons."

"Either there's someone in your heart that you can't let go of, or... no?"

"probably not."

"According to the intelligence, the knight Gawain once had an affair with Princess Guinevere, and even made the princess fall in love with him so much that she was willing to die."

"There shouldn't be any problem with that. Maybe he'll be excellent."

Kalifa's cheeks flushed slightly, but she gradually became more resolute in her judgment:

"What about Gawain's current performance..."

"Since that day, he has not appeared in front of me. As a captain, Gawain should not be shy about interacting with the crew."

"Then there is only one explanation... He is deliberately avoiding me!"

"Because my current posture has aroused some bad memories in him and reminded him of the pain in the past?!"

“But this just proves that I’m on the right track.”

"What we need now is to wait for the opportunity, find a real breakthrough, and capture the knight Gawain in one fell swoop." Thinking of this.

The corners of Kalifa's mouth curled up unconsciously, and the image of Gawain being obsessed with her emerged in her mind, and a strange flush appeared on her face.

"Knight Gawain, you can't escape from my grasp."

Squeak~!

The sound of a door being pushed open interrupted Kalifa's thoughts. She turned around and saw Lucci coming back in a hurry. She asked in confusion:

"Shouldn't you be practicing now?"

Lu Qi's face froze, and he said speechlessly:
"If I stay any longer, they'll ask me about my past relationships."

"Hahahahaha..."

Khalifa burst into laughter.

She had seen Lucci bleed and had also seen him in such a miserable state at the hands of powerful men, but this was the first time she saw this man running away.

"I can understand you."

"boring."

Lucci's voice was cold and hard, and without waiting for Kalifa to react, he turned and walked into his room.

He listened to the increasingly outrageous laughter in the living room and his brows twitched for a moment.

……

……

……

Time flies.

Then it was late at night.

Gawain sat in the captain's room, thinking of Khalifa, who had dressed up as Princess Guinevere and kept hanging around outside the porthole during the day. The corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

"This woman..."

Gao Ben thought that after what he said before, Kalifa would give up the wrong thoughts.

After all, every man has a white moonlight in his heart, and it is a dead white moonlight. It is almost impossible for a latecomer to defeat the image of Princess Guinevere.

He even deliberately avoided contact with Khalifa.

Logically speaking, my attitude is so obvious that anyone would know that I don't have any thoughts about you in that way, but Khalifa is getting more and more excited?!

For a moment, Gao Wen didn't know where to start complaining.

"We need to find something for this woman to do. It would be best if she could use all her energy to practice the Six Forms."

"But how can I avoid arousing her suspicion and at the same time use all my energy on cultivation?!"

"Kalifa imitates Guinevere's every move and tries to get into my heart through it. If so..."

After thinking for a moment.

The corners of Gao Wen's mouth curled up slightly, and a bold idea arose in his mind.

……

a few days later.

The wind was light and the waves were moderate on the sea. The sun was bright but not hot, which made it very comfortable for people. It was a rare good day.

The Gawain Pirates anchored their ship on a deserted island.

After loading some fresh water onto the boat from the island, they built a bonfire on the beach along the coast. Wild fruits picked at random and the barbecue that Sanji had carefully prepared were placed next to the bonfire.

Gao Wen and others also sat together, letting the sea breeze from afar blow on their bodies, but it could not blow away the warmth brought by the fire.

"There's a party!"

Gao Wen raised his glass and drank with everyone.

He drank the beer in his glass in one gulp and said loudly:

"Today is a celebration of Kalifa and Lucci joining the group, and also a celebration of them breaking free from the shackles of the World Government and embarking on a journey in pursuit of freedom!"

The sound fell to the ground.

Kalifa stood up, bowed to everyone, and sat back next to Gawain, her eyes fixed on him.

Her expression remained calm, but she was extremely excited inside.

It was because she had been waiting for an opportunity to get close to Gawain for so many days, and now this opportunity was in front of her, and it was Gawain who asked for it himself.

Sure enough, my actions over the past few days were not in vain.

Kalifa raised the corner of her mouth, not noticing at all the fiery look in Sanji's eyes.

At the banquet.

Gawain naturally became the target of everyone's fire, and as he drank cup after cup of beer, his face couldn't help but turn red.

But it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the crowd, especially Clo, who was trying his best to set the pace, as if he would not stop until he defeated Gawain tonight.

In the end, Gawain overturned everyone present. They fell to the ground one by one, and the sound of snoring could be heard around the fire.

"Hmm~"

Gawain shook his head and slowly stood up, but his steps were a little unsteady, as if he was drunk.

Sudden.

Gawain stumbled and fell towards Khalifa, who helped Gawain up. Looking at Gawain's face, she couldn't help licking her lips.

The strategy to capture Gawain is tonight!

Kalifa looked at Fan Oka who was on night watch and said:
"I'll help the captain back."

Fan Oka looked at Gawain suspiciously, then looked at the large group of pirates lying on the ground around him, nodded and said:
"Go."

"I'm here."

Say it.

He watched Kalifa supporting Gawain as he slowly walked back to the cabin, gossip flickering wildly in his eyes, and he muttered:
"The captain drank all day and all night at the banquet in Raven Harbor. Not to mention being drunk, his face didn't even turn red. This is..."

"It's not the wine that makes people drunk, it's people who make themselves drunk~"

……

The other end.

Gawain put one hand on Kalifa's shoulder and let her help him back to the cabin.

Even if we don't talk about the two terms of balance and harmony that allow him to perfectly control his body, with his current monstrous physique level, it is impossible for him to get drunk because of such a small amount of alcohol.

The current posture is of course an act.

boom!
The cabin door opened.

Kalifa put Gawain back on the bed. She looked at Gawain, who seemed to have lost consciousness, and hesitated for a moment.

If she wanted to make the matter a fait accompli, now would be the best time, but she ultimately restrained her impulse.

"Using beauty to please a man is just a cliché after all. The true way is to restrain the man's heart."

"For a strong man like him who stands at the top and has a tragic past, his inner emotions are mostly implicit and restrained."

"Being able to place me next to him tonight is already a symbol, a subtle declaration of sovereignty. He has already been tempted."

"Ok?"

talking.

Kalifa noticed that the corner of Gawain's mouth twitched slightly. Just as he was puzzled, he heard the sound of Gawain's even breathing.

"Illusion?"

Kalifa breathed a sigh of relief, bent over and changed Gawain's coat with her own hands, and wiped the smell of alcohol off Gawain's body with a towel.

in the process.

Her eyes stayed on Gawain, and a barely perceptible blush appeared on her face.

"No matter his appearance, personality or spirit, he is the best among men. What a pity..."

Kalifa sighed, and after finishing all this, she was about to turn around and leave, but at this moment she heard Gawain's low whisper in her ears:
"Na~"

"Guinevere, I met someone who really looks like you."

"It's just too weak~"

"So weak that he has no ability to protect himself~"

"I don't want her to encounter the same thing as you one day and be completely unable to protect herself~"

"I don't want to experience that kind of pain again~"

(End of this chapter)