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Chapter 305 Wei Tianrong: Brother Chicken, why don't you teach it? (Bonus Chapter 1532)

Snapped!
A spotlight shone from above the stage, illuminating a small area on the stage.

There, a figure stood with his back to them, dressed in brightly colored clothes and wearing a black top hat.

Welcome to the Clown's Paradise!

Swish!
The figure turned its head 180 degrees, revealing a striking red nose and a large mouth.

"Hehe, it's been a long time since anyone watched my performance. To thank you all, I'm giving each of you a balloon!"

Snapped!
As the snap of fingers occurred, a red balloon appeared in front of each of the five people, including Wei Tianrong.

The balloons floated in front of them, blocking the view of the stage clown.

"Remember to hold onto the balloon, good children won't let it fly away, naughty children..."

Halfway through his sentence, the clown's head suddenly appeared next to a balloon in front of one of the top team leaders.

Wei Zian was startled and immediately punched the head next to the balloon.

"do not want!"

Snapped!
The head burst along with the balloon, and colorful confetti rained down as the balloon exploded.

Upon hearing Wei Tianrong's voice, Wei Zian knew something was wrong and immediately enveloped her arm with her blood and qi flames, trying to burn the colorful scraps of paper.

But to everyone's surprise, those scraps of paper were just like ordinary scraps of paper, and the flames of qi and blood had no effect on them at all.

In a daze, my arm was already covered with some scraps of paper.

Strangely, the scraps of paper disappeared completely after they touched his clothes.

Suddenly, Wei Zian noticed that her arm was a little stiff.

When I rolled up my sleeve, I saw patches of lividity on my arm where the scraps of paper had fallen.

These livid spots made his arm muscles stiff and sluggish, and when his qi and blood flowed through them, it felt like gliding across sandpaper.

After 100% of his vital energy flowed through, only 30% remained.

Fortunately, although the energy of qi and blood was depleted, the stiffness also disappeared considerably.

Just as Wei Zian was rinsing his arms repeatedly, a red balloon fell from the ceiling and stopped in front of him again.

The clown's voice rang out.

"Naughty children will be punished!"

Turning his head, Wei Zian looked at Wei Tianrong and the others. Seeing that they had all grabbed the rope below the red balloon, he also reached out and pulled the balloon next to the clown's head into his hand with a cold face.

"Hehe! You're such a good boy!"

The crowd's expressions turned solemn as they watched the clown reappear on stage, or rather, as if he had never left the stage at all.

"The gifts have all been given to the children, so now, let's begin our first program, the amazing transformation... Little White Rabbit!"

Swish!
The clown took off the top black hat from his head.

The hat was spun around in his hands a few times to show that it was empty inside, before being held upside down by the clown.

"Children, look, there's nothing in my hands, and nothing in my hat. Do you believe I can pull a little rabbit out of my hat?"

As soon as the clown finished speaking, none of the five people present cheered him on.

But the clown's smile didn't disappear; he seemed to have long been used to being ignored. Just as he was about to continue, he suddenly heard a voice.

"Giggle!"

Swish!
The clown, along with the other four top team leaders, all turned their attention to Wei Tianrong's position.

This gaze sent shivers down Wei Tianrong's spine.

But more than the clown's gaze, he was concerned about the meaning of the person on his shoulder.

Turning his head, he looked at Brother Chicken and said softly, "Brother Chicken, are you saying you don't believe me?"

Seeing him nod, Wei Tianrong immediately turned to the clown and said, "My brother Chicken said he doesn't believe it! If he doesn't believe it, I don't believe it either!"

Before the other top team leaders could even react in surprise, the clown on stage went berserk, flailing his limbs wildly.

One moment it's happily doing somersaults, the next it has two extra arms constantly tossing red balls, and sometimes a unicycle suddenly appears under its feet.

After a minute, the clown finally stopped.

A foot of blood seeped from his eyes as he excitedly looked at Wei Tianrong and the chicken on his shoulder!
"Haha... You don't believe me? Then I'll show you!"

As he spoke, the clown placed the hat in front of him and reached his right hand into it.

The crowd watched as its arm gradually extended into the hat, first the forearm, then the elbow, and finally even reached the shoulder.

If a clown were to perform this in real life, the children's hands would probably be red from clapping.

But this is the damn underworld, and the one on the stage is a bloody disaster!
Let alone tucking your arm into the hat, even if you tuck your whole body into it, no one in the audience would be surprised.

"Don't rush, let me look through it, there's so much stuff in the hat, haha~"

The clown waved his arms, trying to keep the conversation from getting awkward.

Little did they know, the temperature at the scene had never been high.

"Hehehe! Found it, the rabbit's coming out!"

Swish!
The clown pulled something out of his hat—it was an arm.

The clown was holding the index and middle fingers of that arm.

The entire palm of that arm had only two fingers pointing vertically.

"Ah! Wrong, wrong! You picked up the wrong one, these aren't rabbit ears!"

With that, the clown threw his arm to the ground.

Suddenly, everyone except Wei Zi'an turned their attention to her.

Belatedly realizing what was happening, Wei Zian looked down at her right hand, which was holding the balloon.

But there were no hands there.

As for the string of the red balloon, it was currently tied to the armrest of his seat.

After a long pause, Wei Zian reached out her left hand and touched the area on her right shoulder.

The surface felt smooth and slippery, but there was no pain whatsoever.

"My arm, my arm!"

Wei Zian's expression changed from bewilderment to ferocity, and the power of her blood and qi surged suddenly. She condensed a blood and qi furnace and blasted it directly at the clown on the stage.

The flames of blood and qi, combined with Wei Zi'an's rage, swept across a distance of more than ten meters before being swallowed whole by the clown's gaping maw.

"belch!"

The clown burped and exhaled a smoke ring that slowly rose into the air.

This scene stunned the other three top team leaders who had originally wanted to charge into battle alongside Wei Zi'an.

"Wei Zi'an, sit down! What's an arm compared to your life!"

Wei Tianrong's words made Wei Zian slump back down.

Even if we don't sit back down, what difference will it make?

His strongest move was swallowed whole by that clown. What good is his anger now?

"Hehe! Thanks to this viewer for the gift, this arm is yours!"

Whoosh!
The clown threw the arm at Wei Zi'an, hitting the spot where his arm had been severed.

Staring blankly at her right hand, Wei Zi'an raised her hand and moved it around a bit, but there was no smile on her face.

The hand is back, but it's on backwards.

Everyone swallowed hard as they looked at the arm bent in the opposite direction.

Just then, the clown's hand reached into the hat again.

"Let me see where the rabbit is..."

For a moment, everyone, including Wei Tianrong, was either spreading Yin energy throughout their bodies or activating their Qi and blood power, and they were all on guard against the hand that reached into their hats.

"Hehe, got him!"

Swish!
Two long white ears emerged from the black hat, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oops, it's stuck! Kids, wait a minute, this rabbit is a bit big!"

With that, the clown put the hat on the ground, grabbed the rabbit ears with both hands, and pulled them upwards with all his might.

The hats on the ground were all stretched out of shape. Gradually, something significantly thicker than the hats forced its way out.

puff!
Due to inertia, the clown stumbled backward and landed hard on his backside.

"Oh dear, this rabbit is so disobedient!"

Everyone's eyes froze as they looked at the head with rabbit ears in the clown's hand.

The expression on that head still held a hint of confusion.

"This, this is Qian Chen. I know him. He's a top team leader from the city next door. How is this possible!"

Someone recognized the head, and their words were filled with fear.

Seeing this, Wei Tianrong's face darkened.

He knew about the rabbit ears.

In this amusement park in the Gray 76th District, there are many rides, including one called Rabbit Paradise, where everyone who enters gets a fake rabbit ear on their head.

But the Bureau of Investigation has studied it many times, and the rabbit ears are just an ornament; nothing strange has ever happened to them.

They will appear as soon as you enter that rabbit enclosure, and they will disappear when you leave.

Kui Tianrong never imagined that the rabbit ears would be used here.

Looking at that head, Wei Tianrong sighed inwardly but also breathed a sigh of relief.

Now that deaths have begun to occur in Gray 76, someone will naturally report the matter to headquarters. I believe that this clown's performance will come to an end soon.

Just as the thought crossed Wei Tianrong's mind, the clown's voice rang out again on the stage.

"Haha, the first performance is over. Now comes the most exciting moment: I will randomly select a lucky audience member to take a photo with!"

"Alas!"

The clown took out a firework tube and shot it into the air above the stage.

With a snap, colorful confetti rained down from the sky.

After the effect of the cannon salute ended, the clown had a Polaroid camera in his hand.

"So, the lucky audience member who will be taking a photo with me next is... ta-da! It's you!"

The clown's finger landed on Wei Tianrong, whose face was stiff.

It was supposed to be over soon, so how did it come to this?

As Wei Tianrong was complaining, an arm was placed on his left shoulder, and then a head slowly peeked out from behind.

In the blink of an eye, the clown on the stage was already behind him.

"Hehe, let's take a picture together then!"

The clown stretched out his left arm, pointing the Polaroid camera at Wei Tianrong.

Click!

After the flash, Wei Tianrong's tense heart relaxed.

Because the clown has returned to the stage.

At that moment, its hand had just taken the photo out of the Polaroid camera and was shaking it incessantly.

"Don't worry, it'll be quick."

As the clown spoke, he stopped swinging his arms.

The photo moved in front of him.

"Haha, our photos are out! Look how red that balloon is, how cute I am, how well-behaved you are, and that thing on your right shoulder... um?"

The clown paused, then abruptly pulled the photo close to his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, he appeared beside Wei Tianrong and pushed the balloon away.

Holding the photo in one hand, he looked at the chicken on Wei Tianrong's shoulder with the other.

He turned his head back and forth, and finally, he flipped the photo over and handed it to Wei Tianrong.

"Can you check here for me? Is there anything here?"

Kui Tianrong looked at the photo.

In the photo, there's a clown head with a mouth stretched to its ears on his left shoulder, while his right shoulder... is completely empty!
Ok?
Kui Tianrong subconsciously turned her head and saw the chicken head that was also craning its neck to look at the photo.

"Brother Chicken, where have you gone?"

Wei Tianrong asked subconsciously, and just as he was about to point at the photo, the clown's head suddenly came close to his face, within five centimeters.

"You didn't see it either, right? You didn't see it either, hahaha!"

The clown laughed excitedly, then took out a Polaroid camera and started snapping photos of Wei Tianrong's shoulder.

One by one, photos appeared from the Polaroid camera, then were thrown to the ground by the clown.

Kui Tianrong looked at the photos on the ground, even those taken close to his shoulder, but there was no trace of Brother Chicken.

Although I was surprised, when I thought of the other amazing things about Brother Chicken, this was nothing.

Ke Wei Tianrong thought it was nothing, but the clown couldn't understand it.

Its head frantically hovered over the photo and Kui Tianrong's shoulder, muttering "no," "no," "still no" over and over again.

As the photos gradually piled up in a thick layer, the clown's eyes became bloodshot and bulged out of their sockets.

Thick blood began to drip from the large red nose.

Two rows of sharp teeth were revealed inside the split mouth.

The fingernails on the hand holding the photo had grown to a foot long.

"Why isn't it there!"

Tear!

The clown tore the photo to shreds and stared intently at the chicken.

"Why?! How did you do that...? Teach me, I want to learn too! Once I learn, I'll definitely scare even more people!"

The clown's tone was pleading, but his face showed no sign of pleading.

"Why won't you speak? Don't you want to teach me? Why? Why won't you teach me!"

"Let's switch. What do you want to learn? Hats turning into rabbits, balloon delivery, or pantomime?"

"If you teach me, I'll give you my wig too."

The clown ripped his bright red wig off his head, and countless transparent threads were pulled out of his head and hung down below the wig.

"My nose, you can have my nose!"

The clown removed his nose, leaving only two holes in his face.

"Is that not enough? I have shoes too, you can have the shoes too!"

With a thud, the two ill-fitting, oversized shoes were lifted up by the clown's third hand.

But the chicken on Wei Tianrong's shoulder did not react at all to all these things.

Even Wei Tianrong knew that the clown was terrifying and could not be stimulated in any way, but the chicken on his shoulder seemed to feel nothing at all.

"Brother Chicken, why don't you teach it?"

Seeing the clown whose body was beginning to emit black energy, Wei Tianrong couldn't help but offer a word of advice to Brother Chicken.

Then he saw the chicken glance at him.

Just when Wei Tianrong thought that Brother Chicken had listened to his advice, the raised chicken wing slapped the clown across the face right before his eyes, making him stagger.

In an instant, everyone, including Wei Tianrong, froze.

Wei Tianrong shouted in his heart, "I asked you to teach it, not to discipline it!"

Looking at the clown who was almost completely engulfed by black mist.

Kui Tianrong shouted.

"run!"

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