Warhammer: Lord of the Endless Monsters

Chapter 106: Flower Bean Sprouts, Laughing God, and the Emperor
After seeing the other party's attire, Rhodes immediately guessed the other party's identity: the clown, commonly known as Hua Douya.

They are a very special group among the Eldar, and they serve the only Eldar Laughing God who is still free, Qiao Gaoqi.

These guys were very powerful and could even compete with the Imperial Guards. Rhodes didn't feel strange that he attracted their attention.

The commotion he had caused in Comoro City recently was indeed quite big, and it could be said that it was known to everyone, especially the time when he released all the monsters in the territory of the Black Heart Conspiracy Group.

"Oh! Man, don't be so nervous, smile, we are all colleagues wearing masks to deceive people!

How about we exchange some tricks on cheating sometime?" the clown on the other side said to himself.

"You are from the Clown Troupe. What is your purpose in coming to me? What did you mean by what you said just now?" Rhodes asked.

If the people in the Harlequin Troupe discovered my true identity, then things would be really bad!
These guys would even make up a drama about what they did and perform it all over the galaxy.

Should we kill him here? Has he informed the other members of the Harlequins about his affairs?
"I mean no harm! We are both the kind of people who like to play with plans. In fact, you are very much my type." The clown on the opposite side said.

"Who are you? What do you mean by that?" Rhodes asked with a frown.

"Oh! I haven't introduced myself yet!
My plan is to trick a perverted, disgusting hermaphrodite into committing suicide! Then make this pervert the laughing stock of the entire galaxy." The Joker was introducing himself, but he was actually introducing his ultimate plan.

Hearing this, a trace of cold sweat flowed down Rhodes' forehead, and he even planned to activate the teleportation bracelet on his hand and run away immediately.

This is indeed a self-introduction! Although it is about his ultimate plan, this is the ultimate plan of the Eldar clown, Xiao Shenqiao Gaoqi.

One last joke. One day, Slaanesh will use all his strength to protect the Eldar, even at the cost of his own life.

It is precisely because of this ancient joke that the Harlequin Troupe was born and some elves were willing to believe in this God of Comedy.

And this funny Eldar clown can indeed appear in the Webway world, because he doesn't dare to go to the Warp at all.

After being abandoned by Victor, Ms. Marles made a bet with this man and returned to Comoros City, becoming one of the people in power now.

At this moment, Rhodes' body emanated golden light, and a man in golden armor holding a huge sword stood in front of Rhodes and the clown.

"Dude, don't be so stingy. Good things should be shared by everyone."

The golden-armored giant emanated a golden light.

"Come on, those four bastards are all bad guys, but I'm only going to trick one of them, and you have to deal with all four of them. There are ten thousand reasons for the two of us to join forces." The Joker said.

The golden-armored giant raised the giant sword in his hand and pointed it at the clown in front of him.

"I persuaded the Grim Reaper to save your son, as we agreed before.

We have cooperated several times, and it was always pleasant before, wasn't it?" The clown began to talk endlessly to the golden-armored giant.

The golden-armored giant also spoke, but Rhodes couldn't hear what he said, but the clown on the opposite side seemed to be able to hear it.

"What! You said I'm a liar?

How are you better than me? Who cheated those four idiots, stole things from them, and then got cheated again? "The clown pointed at the big guy in golden armor and cursed.

The golden-armored giant continued speaking.

"You're talking nonsense! Why, now that you have something good, you want to enjoy it alone? Wouldn't it be better to share it with everyone?
This guy is the key to my plan. We can go big and this time we really have a chance to kill those four idiots." The clown said.

Rhodes' head was full of question marks. It seemed that the Emperor was communicating with the Clown God Qiao Gaoqi.

It’s just that the emperor didn’t want himself to hear what he said, or he couldn’t hear it now, but this laughing god made himself hear it, or he deliberately made himself hear it!

"Damn it! You are such a bully.

I have helped you so much, even helped you save your beloved son, and you are hiding something good from me?
I don't care! Either you get up from that golden throne right now, or I'll grab this guy and take him to the warp, and then sell him off to someone at a high price."

The golden-armored giant raised the giant sword in his hand, which was burning with blazing flames, and pointed it at the clown in front of him.

"Ahem! I'm kidding, man!
I've always loved telling jokes, you know.

Don't take it so seriously, but this time it was this kid who pretended to be someone else, and I have to clean up his mess!
And you know, this is good for both of us." The clown showed a mean look, and then smiled at the golden figure.

"What? You're not giving me face?

You are under much more pressure than I am! Now your human race has reached a point of life and death, while the Eldar can at least survive, and we have the protection of the Webway.

There are also some new races born in the Milky Way that can replace humans. To those four bastards, you humans are no longer so indispensable!
You can't deal with those four bastards by yourself. We have to join forces and cooperate with each other, so that we can win together.

Just like before, don't forget who helped you discover the secret of the webway and who helped you get that done. "The clown pointed at the golden giant's nose and cursed. "Emperor.

"Fuck! You're sitting there because you're stupid and got tricked by others. You can't even educate your own son. What does this have to do with me?"

"Hey, you two, what are you talking about? Don't pretend I don't exist." Rhodes said with a frown.

"Aha! This kid is right here. Why don't we let him decide for himself whether to cooperate with me or not?" The clown immediately pointed at Rhodes and said.

The golden figure also looked at Rhodes, seemed to be lost in thought, then raised his head and said something to the clown?
"Don't push your luck, you bastard! Your son will never come back, you know that."

The golden figure said something, but Rhodes couldn't hear it at all.

"Oh! Maybe it will work this way, all right! Then I'll take another risk!

But you big golden bastard, you must think of me when you have good things in the future, because I am the clown who loves you the most in the universe."

The big blond guy nodded immediately, then looked at Rhodes and nodded as if to say, "Boy, I've got it done," and then disappeared.

"Huh! This guy, I guess he doesn't have much time left. Actually, I like him very much and I'm a little reluctant to let him go!" The clown said, touching his chin.

"Are you the God of Laughter, Joe Gochi? What were you talking about just now?" Rhodes asked.

"That's right! It's my child! Did you meet your idol? Would you like an autograph?" The clown said with an expression that showed I understand.

"Thank you, I don't need your autograph."

"Here! Here you go. Don't be polite with the clown uncle!" However, the clown on the opposite side still wrote a signature on his own, and then stuffed a small card into Rhodes' hand.

This was a Joker card. Rhodes could not understand the Eldar words on it at all, but this small card seemed to exude a strange power.

"This is my autograph. Wear it on your body from now on. No one except someone of my level will be able to discover your true identity. It's much better than that shabby mask of yours." The God of Laughter said.

“So this is an ID card.”

"Oh, you can say that. It's just a permanent ID card. As long as I'm not dead, this ID card will be valid forever." The God of Laughter said.

"Okay! There is no free lunch in the world. Do you want me to help you with something?" Rhodes asked.

"You can't help the child now. Wait until you become stronger! Your growth ability is very high, it's a bit scary!

I am investing in advance now. I will arrange an identity for you in the ancient Eldar empire. From now on, the Eldar will be your mother's family.

You can do whatever you want, beat those bugs, beat those demons, even beat those green skins, and beat the black bean sprouts.

If you need anything in the future, just take this clown card and my circus can help you a little." The God of Laughter said.

"Well! Thank you! Then when I grow up, will I help you with a big favor?" Rhodes asked.

It seems that this person has a good relationship with the emperor, otherwise the emperor would have gotten angry and driven him away.

"Hehe, that's of course the best! I love your clown uncle the most." Qiao Gaoqi said.

"Well! Can I use your webway?" Rhodes asked.

Having the protection of the God of Laughter and an identity is indeed very important to me.

"Use whatever you want. As long as it helps trick those four idiot bastards, I'll raise my hands and feet and stick my ass up in support."

"Don't worry! I will indeed go and cause trouble for the devil after a while." Rhodes said.

Clap, clap, clap! The clown immediately clapped his hands and gave Rhodes a thumbs up.

“Okay, sweetheart, Uncle Clown is going to do something very dangerous now.

Before you leave, Uncle Clown wants to give you a warning. You were right to be cautious before and never enter the subspace.

One of those four bastards has already set his sights on you. He is very greedy and focused. He might deal with you recently, so be careful.

And that guy who likes to eat everywhere, you have offended him so much, I am super happy.

But it doesn't matter, that guy is a public enemy. I, the guy behind you, and four other bastards all want to deal with him, so don't worry about his feelings."

Rhode fell into deep thought. One of the four vendors had set his sights on him! Who could it be?
(End of this chapter)