Warhammer: Lord of the Endless Monsters

Chapter 332: Saving you and leaving? What's the benefit?

Rhodes smiled when he heard that. Through the system's transmission capabilities, he did put the Joker card inside the zombie monster's body and hid it in the core part.

He brought this Joker card with him to catch the big fish, the Goddess of Life. However, he had to be careful not to be discovered by Nurgle, so he took various protective measures.

It was not until the Goddess of Life looked at the dry pot that Rhodes released the aura of the God of Laughter. As he expected, the Goddess of Life took the bait easily.

"Hurry up and tell me! Why do you have the aura of the God of Laughter? You can't hide it from me, I can sense it clearly." Aisha looked at the dirty and ugly monster in front of her and asked.

She hates everything related to or similar to Nurgle. Nurgle and Slaanesh are actually no different!
Nurgle just changed his ways to torture himself and please him.

“It seems that you are not too stupid, but your personality is a little different from the goddess of life I imagined before!
I originally thought you were a weak female figure, but I found you to be quite strong." Rhodes said with a smile.

I originally thought that Elsa would be the kind of crybaby, acting like a wronged young wife.

But from the contact, Nurgle seems to be more like a dog! Apart from forcing the goddess of life Elsa to drink the special soup it boiled, it basically did nothing else.

Really, I didn’t expect our loving father to be so gentle and considerate!
"The Eldar gods have never been weak. Now tell me, why did the God of Laughter send you here?" The goddess of life, Elsa, gave Rhodes a somewhat annoyed look.

"I was not sent by the Laughing God. It's just that the Laughing God gave me a Joker card and granted me the right to use the Webway." Rhodes said.

"Are you kidding me? How could the God of Laughter give you a special Joker card?
And why would he give you the right to use the Webway? That is his base camp, where he hides from Slaanesh." The goddess of life Aisha said.

"A lot has happened in the ten thousand years since you were abducted. The God of Laughter and your Eldar's God of Death, Sinaad, have formed an alliance with the Emperor of Mankind.

Together we fought against the four Chaos Gods, and I came to Nurgle's garden due to some small accidents, and met you with the help of this body." Rhodes said.

The Laughing God can't order me around! The two of us are at most a cooperative relationship. With such a powerful system, Rhode has no intention of groveling before the Goddess of Life.

"I once proposed to form an alliance with you humans, but your human emperor is extremely disgusted with the existence of our other races.

I didn't expect that after ten thousand years, he would choose to cooperate with the gods of our Eldar race." Aisha said.

Among the Eldar gods who have survived now, the only ones who are relatively intact are himself and the God of Laughter. The God of War has been smashed into countless pieces, and the Eldar God of Death Sinaad is still in an unborn state.

"A lot of things have happened in these ten thousand years. Although you are imprisoned here, Nurgle has not restricted your freedom. You should be able to know some information about the outside world." Rhodes said.

The title of Emperor of Mankind began to spread during the period of the unification of the Earth, and was learned by the alien races during the Great Crusade.

At that time, the Eldar Goddess of Life had already been imprisoned by Nurgle. However, according to Rhodes' observation, Nurgle should not have restricted the freedom of the Goddess of Life. She could even walk out of the Garden of Nurgle as long as she was not afraid of being captured by Slaanesh.

The fact that he was able to build such a beautiful little garden of life in that dirty and filthy area is enough to show how much the loving father loves the goddess of life!

But what a pity! Chaos Evil God and the Eldar Gods are not the same kind of people after all, and this one is also because of his wife, so his attributes are quite full.

But unfortunately, Nurgle's feelings for the Goddess of Life are not the feelings between men and women or between partners, but a feeling of mutual appreciation. Elsa also controls life.

Nagou's ultimate goal should be to make Elsa fall into his arms, preferably with her face covered with abscesses, her stomach rotten, her fangs protruding, and her mouth full of maggots.

This form of life is perfect in Nurgle's eyes. Elsa's current appearance is as disgusting in Nurgle's eyes as Rhodes sees the demon in the garden!
"Stop talking nonsense. Since we have already formed an alliance, tell me how you are going to rescue me!" The goddess of life Elsa waved her hand and said.

"Oh! When did I say I would take you away? Do you think I can take you away in my current state?" Rhodes looked at Elsa speechlessly and said.

This zombie monster clone came to the Garden of Nurgle to act as an undercover agent and gather intelligence about his loving father!

The best would be to become his chosen one, at worst to become a great demon or a demon prince or something like that, but who could have imagined that this fat guy would actually leave himself to Elsa as a pet!

The zombie monster's clone and the Slaanesh Killer were not treated the same way! The Slaanesh Killer now enjoyed the title of Son of God, and also had the divine power bestowed by Slaanesh himself, as well as various supplements from the lesser gods.

In just a few short months, the Son of Slaanesh has grown into the most powerful extra-dimensional killer.

This treatment is completely different from what I get in Nurgle!

"You're not here to save me! Are you kidding me? Has the God of Laughter never thought of saving me in all these ten thousand years?" Aisha said.

Although she had not had a very good relationship with the God of Laughter back then, and they had not even had any intersection, and she could only consider themselves familiar with each other, but now that a hand had reached into Nurgle's garden, she wanted to escape from this place no matter what.

"I really don't know about this. The God of Laughter and I are just partners. I am not his subordinate. You have to understand this. But if you really want to leave here, it's not impossible. But this." Rhodes controlled the zombie monster's claws and rubbed his fingers.

"You, what do you mean? You just said you couldn't save me, but why did you change your mind now?" Aisha asked.

"What I mean is that I can't rescue you for free. If I want to take you away from here, I will offend two Chaos Gods at once.

Nurgle will trouble me, and Slaanesh will not let me go either." Rhodes said.

Just kidding, this person is a hot potato.

"I thought Slaanesh had been dealt with by the God of Death! I just heard you say that the God of Death Sinaad has formed an alliance with the Emperor of Mankind.

Since he was born, why didn't Slaanesh die?" Aisha asked.

"Slaanesh is also a Chaos God after all. Unless someone is one level stronger than him, no one at the same level as him can kill him." Rhodes said.

In the ultimate joke of the Laughing God, Slaanesh will die protecting the Eldar!
There was also the belief that the god of death would be born from Slaanesh's body and kill Slaanesh, but Rhodes didn't believe it at all.

After his extra-dimensional killer came into contact with the power of Slaanesh, Rhodes realized how powerful these Chaos Gods were.

If they have their own entities and their fighting power can be perfectly exerted in the real universe, it would be terrifying!

"Speaking of fighting Slaanesh, is Nurgle actually better at it? Not long ago, Nurgle severely injured Slaanesh and ran away." Rhodes said.

Things like beating up Slaanesh are actually something that the other three Chaos Gods can do. There is a huge difference between being born earlier and later, and the power that can be accumulated is also greater.

"Forget it! Nurgle is not my type!" Aisha said.

"Don't be so picky. From what I've observed, Nurgle will grant whatever you ask of him!" Rhodes said in a mean manner.

"I'm asking you a simple question. An old, ugly, fat, disgusting witch has imprisoned you.

Then she feeds you some very disgusting food every day, and even casts various curses on you, making your skin fester and your soul suffer, would you be willing to stay with her?" Aisha asked.

"Okay! I don't want to. So, back to the topic just now, what's the benefit of me rescuing you?" Rhodes asked.

"I control the life force in the universe. Your human emperor has sat on the golden throne for ten thousand years. I learned this information from Nagou.

I can use my life energy to repair the Emperor's body. I am the only one in the universe who can do this." Aisha said.

"The Emperor's situation is not what you think. Even if he recovers his body, he cannot leave the Golden Throne. You should know about the Dark King, right?" Rhodes said.

"That's why you have to rescue me! I can repair the wounds on the Emperor's body, making him more powerful and better able to suppress the Dark Lord.

After all, once the Dark Lord is born, it will not be a good thing for all of us. The Dark Lord will slaughter all life, including those in the subspace." Aisha said.

"What about me? Won't you give me some benefits?" Rhodes said.

"You are so greedy! What do you want?" Aisha asked, rolling her eyes.

"It's up to you to make the bid!" Rhodes said.

"Tell me how you saved me first, and then I'll consider giving you a benefit." Aisha said.

"The way to save you is very simple. Just let me eat you in one bite." Rhodes said.

Rhodes can retrieve the monsters remotely, so he lets the zombie monster swallow the goddess of life Elsa directly into its stomach, and then Rhodes can retrieve it remotely.

But the most important thing is how to block Slaanesh.

"You're going to eat me!" Elsa widened her eyes and looked at Rhodes in disbelief.

(End of this chapter)