Warhammer: Lord of the Endless Monsters

Chapter 571 The God of Laughter's Good Intentions, a Warning to Death
"It seems someone needs a good 'rest and recuperation.' Don't worry, I'll give the Spirit Race's Grim Reaper a warning; you don't need to worry about anything else."

Rhodes could clearly sense that Aisha was about to give birth, and his divine offspring would soon be born.

This child was born with power far surpassing that of the gods of the Spirit Race. If he can grow up safely, he will reach the level of a Chaos God.

In addition, with the several opportunities he has gained to strengthen himself and become the Human Emperor, he is now capable of standing shoulder to shoulder with the Chaos God.

Moreover, Rhodes can summon monsters far stronger than the four Chaos Gods, making the outcome of this battle a foregone conclusion.

“Of course, I will stay on the Beast Planet to recuperate. After you have shed your Chaos Godhood, our child will be born,” Aisha said.

Next, she will relax and recuperate on the Beast Planet, no longer concerning herself with anything.

"Don't get distracted, Rhodes. We're doing something very important right now. What are you thinking about?" the Emperor's voice came.

Although he did 80% of the work of stripping away the Chaos Godhood, the remaining 20% ​​still needed to be handled by Rhodes and others.

Get serious, kid. What we're doing right now is something that has never been done in the entire universe since its birth.

Rhodes smiled sheepishly and continued the work of stripping away the Chaos Godhead with the Emperor, but his mind was already inside the system.

He began contacting his subordinates to arrange tasks. The Eldar Death God still needed to be warned: "You took my things and dared to make a move on my wife! How dare you!"
The body of this extradimensional killer was assembled by the Martian Mechanicus using extradimensional metal provided by Rhodes.

Although it does not belong to the system and does not have an independent personality, its entire body is still composed of primordial energy. If Rhode wants, he can easily and completely disintegrate the body of either Yapool or himself.

“Master! This ignorant bastard, please let me teach him a lesson! I will defeat him completely,” the Slaanesh assassin said.

Now it has successfully returned to its master's side, possessing the power of the Chaos God and having been enhanced, its combat power is absolutely top-notch, comparable to the first Emperor's incarnation.

They can easily defeat the Eldar's Death God.

“Let me go. I’m very interested in his power of death. Great master, perhaps I should inherit his power of death,” the Avatar of Death said.

The energy he absorbed came from the death power of the god of death, Inierd. After being strengthened to the top level, it even possessed a resurrection power that disregarded any rules or conditions.

His fighting prowess was even greater than that of the first incarnation of the Emperor, or the Slaanesh assassin.

Moreover, he is the one who understands death the most, and he even has the opportunity to seize the godhood of the Grim Reaper!

Rhode was very pleased that three assassins volunteered for the mission together; any one of these three would be a top-tier fighter in the universe.

However, while the Emperor Avatar can openly appear within the human empire, the other two—the Death Avatar and the Slaanesh Slayer—are both acceptable.
"It's just a matter of giving them a little warning. After all, I can't kill them just because they said a few words. Slaanesh incarnation, and Death incarnation, this mission..."

"I'll leave this to the two of you. Go together and give the Eldar Death God a talking-to, make him behave himself lately, and ensure that the network system we humans use doesn't malfunction," Rhodes said.

Although the use of network access is actually controlled by the Laughing God, the Spirit Race Death God still holds a large portion of the power. If the Spirit Race Death God interferes, it will still cause some unnecessary losses to humanity.

Hopefully, this guy is smart enough to keep a low profile in the future. He's the smartest among the Spirit Race gods, and he'll always find a real powerful figure to rely on.

"Understood, Master. Leave everything to us."

In another dark library, the Laughing God summoned a projection of the Eldar Death God Inierd through some means.

"God of Laughter! Humans are no good. They actually seduced the newly born goddess of the Spirit Race. Not content with stealing the goddess of life, they even dared to target the goddess of love and beauty. We must do something!" The God of Death spoke immediately upon his appearance.

"Fuck you! You idiot, are you trying to kill us? Our race has just begun to revive, and you almost destroyed it. Do you know what you're doing?" Laughing God Qiao Gaoqi said angrily.

This idiot almost destroyed everything he had painstakingly built over decades, maintaining a friendly relationship with humanity.

Now, our Eldar have long lost their position as the dominant species in the Milky Way. The Eldar's reproductive ability and other capabilities are far inferior to those of humans.

The God of War, Kane, could understand all of this, as could she, and the Goddess of Life could understand it, but only this clueless Eldar Death God couldn't understand it.

If things continue at this rate, humanity will undoubtedly become the dominant species in the Milky Way, and even the entire universe. Therefore, what we should and shouldn't do is crucial to the development of our entire species. Doing meaningless things will lead to serious consequences.

"What do you mean by that? I'm only doing this for the sake of our Spirit Clan. I want that newborn goddess to join our Spirit Clan's family of gods. Is there anything wrong with that?" said the Spirit Clan's God of Death.

“You idiot, all you want is to be the Phoenix King. Well, let me tell you, Asuye will not be resurrected, and no one will inherit his position. We have already lost our position as the overlords of the universe, that’s a fact,” said Laughing God Joe Gorky.

"I wield the power of death. If I can unleash my full power, I will be no less powerful than the Four Evil Creatures of Chaos."

"Why can't I become the next God-King? Why can't I become Asuye?" Death said indignantly.

"Because those few idiots won't be able to keep up this for long!"
I have a strong feeling that now is the best time for our Eldar to survive in the universe. We will form some kind of bond with humanity and we will not even become a subordinate race.

"We'll only become partners, but some of the things you're thinking right now could very well push us to the opposite side of humanity. It doesn't matter if you die, but you'll drag all of us down with you," said Laughing God Joe Goch.

"Heh! You're just making excuses for your cowardice. We're partners, not slaves to humans."

“If that’s really what you think, then I will recall all the clowns in your legion, and the Goddess of Life will also order all the Ark Eldar to leave you. As for the Dark Eldar, do you think they will stay after we both withdraw? They are the biggest opportunists,” said the Laughing God.

The Eldar Death God is indeed very powerful, but unfortunately, he was born too late!

There's nothing you can do now; you're destined to be number two forever!
"You! Humph!"

"Don't be unconvinced, I'm just stating the facts, so behave yourself!"

"That guy named Rod will probably give you a hard time soon. Whatever he does, you have to bear with it. You won't be in any danger; at most, you'll get a beating," said Laughing God Joe Goch.

This kid named Rod still has some old feelings for us, otherwise, Death would be finished this time.

"You must remember that the reason you can walk in the real universe and the reason you have a suitable physical body is all thanks to that guy."

The reason he made you appear in the real universe is because your great prophet married him.

"It is because I helped him before he grew up, and because the goddess of life is his wife," the God of Laughter continued.

But he planned to keep Aisha's true identity a secret. Since this person had chosen to hide her identity, completely clear her name, and become a god of order, he wouldn't say anything more, since she was originally a god of the spirit race.

If I let Death know this, that idiot might do something unnecessary, so it's better not to let him know.

"That depends on whether they have the strength." The Spirit Race Death God snorted coldly and left the Black Library.

He was inexplicably offended by Rhodes, which made him very unhappy. The two sides had been cooperating well, and he had even taken the initiative to help when they were on the Vigilant Star.

Little did the Eldar Death God know that it was precisely because he helped on the Vigilant Planet that Rhodes was spared from being killed; otherwise, it wouldn't have been as simple as just giving him a warning!

After the Eldar Death God left, Qiao Gaoqi shook his head, hoping that the idiot would listen to what he had said. As long as you give in, that kid Rhodes is still easy to talk to.

He also needed to give him a big gift, so he went inside the Black Library and began searching through all sorts of documents.

When that racing king first entered the Spirit Clan's online world, he had already recorded the other party's coordinates. Over the years, he had been running around the online world and had no concept of time.

It would be extremely difficult for others to find this person because the online system is too complicated, but if it were you, it would be very simple.

A short while later, Xiaoshen Qiaogaoqi confirmed the location of Chagatai Khan in the net.

Deng, the racing king with white scars, was running aimlessly through the net lanes with his personal guard.

Sometimes they fight against the Dark Eldar, and sometimes they fight against warp demons that suddenly appear.

A portal opened, catching the attention of the racing team, and a clown in a comical costume stepped out.

(End of this chapter)