Fake hero
Chapter 122 Enlightenment education is very important
Shang Yunfeng looked down at his big belly, and couldn't help but sigh.Since Yurou came back from Hainan, her heart for practicing martial arts became even more crazy.Almost every few days, Yurou would pester herself to find out Chu Tianyang's whereabouts.It would be fine if the little girl's love affair had just begun, but after Shang Yunfeng asked him to understand, he realized that the problem was more serious than he had imagined—the child Yurou was bent on defeating Chu Tianyang.
Could this child have lesbian tendencies in the future?Thinking of this, Shang Yunfeng felt that it was necessary to cultivate Yurou's normal concept of love between men and women from now on. Although it was a little earlier, it was better than later.
"Yurou, Chu Tianyang is in Yanjing now, that's all I can find out." Shang Yunfeng knew that his energy was limited to that one-acre of land. Almost like a small loach.
"Yanjing? Dad, why did he go to Yanjing?"
"Father doesn't know either. I've been asking around for a long time, but I can't find out where he is." Shang Yunfeng squinted his eyes for a long time before slowly asking Shang Yurou: "Yurou, Dad wants to ask you , just asking, how about that Chu Tianyang?" Shang Yunfeng resisted the feeling of vomiting in his heart and said: "I think that kid is very handsome, and it's good to be polite, kind-hearted and good at studying. If you can I am content to find such a boyfriend."
To Shang Yunfeng's relief, this time, Shang Yurou didn't react as before, but looked at Shang Yunfeng in surprise and said, "Boyfriend? What do I want a boyfriend like him for? All I have to do is not to lose him and trample him under my feet after five years!" With the fierce expression on his face, Shang Yunfeng was dumbfounded.
The same scene was played out between Huang Laoxie and Chu Tianyang.
Huang Laoxie squatted on the ground with a wretched expression, spitting and gesticulating with branches to teach three children about physical hygiene.
"So, within four years, if the development is early, it will be three years. If you insist on watching the mysterious popular science pictures that I never spread for two years at most, your little brother will bid farewell to the embarrassing situation of only peeing. At that time You can choose any beauties in the world, but for a man, you must have three wives and four concubines, hugging each other, looking for flowers and asking willows, so that this life will not be in vain!"
Seeing the indifferent appearance of the three children, Huang Laoxie was a little annoyed. Could it be that the apprentice he fancy is not lustful at all?Is a gentleman?Yeah, so it's a fart to teach it.
Looking at Huang Laoxie's outlook on life and values, it is really different.
"What kind of expression do you guys have? Don't you feel tempted at all? Little Fatty, tell me first, how many wives are you going to marry in the future!" Huang Laoxie decided to start with Xiaopang, who has the weakest willpower.
Xiaopang looked at Huang Laoxie timidly, and couldn't decide how many wives to make Huang Laoxie happy: "Two?" Seeing Huang Laoxie's cold eyes, Xiaopang hurriedly remedied: "Two Can you show it? At least four wives will eat it..."
Huang Laoxie's head was full of black lines: "Eat! Eat you! I have never eaten human flesh since I grew up! That's called marrying! Marrying a wife! Raising a concubine! Looking for a younger sister! Understand? No, it's a waste of me." It took a lot of pains!"
But Xiaopang's next words immediately gave Huang Laoxie an urge to find a piece of tofu and smash him to death.
Could this child have lesbian tendencies in the future?Thinking of this, Shang Yunfeng felt that it was necessary to cultivate Yurou's normal concept of love between men and women from now on. Although it was a little earlier, it was better than later.
"Yurou, Chu Tianyang is in Yanjing now, that's all I can find out." Shang Yunfeng knew that his energy was limited to that one-acre of land. Almost like a small loach.
"Yanjing? Dad, why did he go to Yanjing?"
"Father doesn't know either. I've been asking around for a long time, but I can't find out where he is." Shang Yunfeng squinted his eyes for a long time before slowly asking Shang Yurou: "Yurou, Dad wants to ask you , just asking, how about that Chu Tianyang?" Shang Yunfeng resisted the feeling of vomiting in his heart and said: "I think that kid is very handsome, and it's good to be polite, kind-hearted and good at studying. If you can I am content to find such a boyfriend."
To Shang Yunfeng's relief, this time, Shang Yurou didn't react as before, but looked at Shang Yunfeng in surprise and said, "Boyfriend? What do I want a boyfriend like him for? All I have to do is not to lose him and trample him under my feet after five years!" With the fierce expression on his face, Shang Yunfeng was dumbfounded.
The same scene was played out between Huang Laoxie and Chu Tianyang.
Huang Laoxie squatted on the ground with a wretched expression, spitting and gesticulating with branches to teach three children about physical hygiene.
"So, within four years, if the development is early, it will be three years. If you insist on watching the mysterious popular science pictures that I never spread for two years at most, your little brother will bid farewell to the embarrassing situation of only peeing. At that time You can choose any beauties in the world, but for a man, you must have three wives and four concubines, hugging each other, looking for flowers and asking willows, so that this life will not be in vain!"
Seeing the indifferent appearance of the three children, Huang Laoxie was a little annoyed. Could it be that the apprentice he fancy is not lustful at all?Is a gentleman?Yeah, so it's a fart to teach it.
Looking at Huang Laoxie's outlook on life and values, it is really different.
"What kind of expression do you guys have? Don't you feel tempted at all? Little Fatty, tell me first, how many wives are you going to marry in the future!" Huang Laoxie decided to start with Xiaopang, who has the weakest willpower.
Xiaopang looked at Huang Laoxie timidly, and couldn't decide how many wives to make Huang Laoxie happy: "Two?" Seeing Huang Laoxie's cold eyes, Xiaopang hurriedly remedied: "Two Can you show it? At least four wives will eat it..."
Huang Laoxie's head was full of black lines: "Eat! Eat you! I have never eaten human flesh since I grew up! That's called marrying! Marrying a wife! Raising a concubine! Looking for a younger sister! Understand? No, it's a waste of me." It took a lot of pains!"
But Xiaopang's next words immediately gave Huang Laoxie an urge to find a piece of tofu and smash him to death.
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