Fake hero

"Master, it's raining today. Let's not swim, shall we? You'll catch a cold."

"Stop talking nonsense, go down." Da Huangya kicked Chu Tianyang down.

"Oh! Let's eat!" (Just picked up the rice bowl and smelled it)

"It's time, sleep for half an hour now, or you'll go shit."

"But I haven't eaten yet..."

"Stop talking nonsense, didn't I tell you 5 minutes? Who is to blame if you can't finish eating?"

"This is the ball for training? I don't see anything special. How do you train your eyesight?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" kicked Chu Tianyang in.

"Attention, you must avoid the enemy's attack. Now the enemy is coming!" (A large hornet's nest was thrown in, and Huang Laoxie closed the cover smoothly.)

"Damn it! You old bastard is me. Oh, you killed me! Damn it, fuck the ass? I'm going to fight you..."

(After eye training is over) Master, my eyes have been bitten into slits, and I can’t see clearly. Let me rest for a day, please? "

"The following is farming, don't use eyesight. Cut down the nonsense."

"Then you gotta get me a pickaxe or something?"

"Old rules, you can only use your hands."

"I'm stupid, you bullied me and now your eyes are not good. How can there be soil here? Are they all rocks?"

"It doesn't matter whether you are a rock or not, if you can't finish it at night, there will be no food!"

"Master, I've finished digging the ground. I strongly request to rest." Chu Tianyang sat on the ground with a tired face, panting heavily.

"Sit down, and start listening training now." Da Huangya picked up the prepared small stone and threw it out. The stone rubbed against Chu Tianyang's left ear and embedded it into the big tree behind him with a whistling sound.

"I will rely on my face for food in the future. No matter how good your medicine is, what if I leave scars? Who will save those girls who are pregnant?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Where was the stone thrown from just now?"

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..." (grunting)

"Little bastard, you actually fell asleep!"

"It's windy tonight, Master, let's rest earlier."

"Take a break, within an hour and a half now, there will be balls coming from all directions to hit you. Although that thing can't kill people, it's hard to take a hit, especially a little brother. You are in this circle Hide here."

"But it's dark now, and the circle is still so big."

"This is to train your listening ability. By the way, if you step out of the circle, you will end up like this."

With a "hiss", a roasted chicken turned into a pile of charcoal. . . . . . .

"Old guy, how long will I live like this?" Chu Tianyang asked weakly while lying on the ground.

"Not much, three years."

"What? Three years?" Hearing these words, Chu Tianyang sat up all of a sudden, which made Da Huangya secretly surprised that this kid who was so tired could still sit up so quickly. "Then I don't have to live anymore. I guess I will forget the Chinese characters in three years."

"You don't have to worry about this. The best teacher will teach you every week. Anyway, you can't know a few words now."

"When you get older, I will ask a few beautiful girls to give us massages and dance for us every day. Those small figures... Hehe." Da Huangya rubbed the transparent liquid at the corner of his mouth, falling into obsession.

"Really...really?" Xuan Xuanzi, who had been hiding in the dark, shook his head secretly when he said this.This kid and that old bastard really are a natural match, they are both so lustful.

"Of course it's true. I'll find you a few big girls with yellow flowers." Da Huangya patted his chest.

"Then... then can we train for a few more years?"

Big Yellow Tooth: "..."