Fake hero

"Look at his hair shape, does it look like he was struck by lightning?"

"Well, I must have done something wrong! Otherwise, Lei Gong can't hack him!"

"This kid has been bad since he was a child, and he should have been hacked twice."

"Wow, look, the hair is standing up again! Haha, it's still smoking this time!"

"This idiot can't even find the Tanzhong acupoint. He deserves to be struck by lightning."

This time, Chu Tianyang finally knew what it means to be smoked from a wicked belt. These two guys looked like gods, but in fact they had more bad water in their stomachs than anyone else. Chu Tianyang also thought about going on strike, but in the end he refused There was really no other way to eat, so Chu Tianyang had no choice but to prick with the silver needle from memory.

The moment he was electrocuted, Chu Tianyang felt that his little bird was goopy.Can't help cursing with difficulty: "You guys are fooling me, I used to touch the switch at home... also... it didn't hurt so much."

Tang Jieyi stroked a few beards on his chin and smiled sinisterly: "Hey, you don't understand even if I tell you. The person chopped a knife, wow ha ha ha..."

Chu Tianyang began to miss Huang Laoxie abnormally again. Although Huang Laoxie is a bastard, he definitely doesn't have so many crooked minds. Personnel.

In the evening, unable to withstand Xiaopang's pleading, Xuanxuanzi finally let Erpao and Xiaopang come in to visit Chu Tianyang.

"Hey, where's Brother Tianyang? Master Xuanxuan, where's Brother Tianyang?" Fatty didn't see anything except a man whose face was dark and his hair was upside down and his clothes were ripped into beggar clothes. Chu Tianyang.

"I'm here." Chu Tianyang gritted his teeth and limped over, but was pushed aside by the Second Pao: "Who are you? Don't be here, we are no different."

Chu Tianyang was pushed by the Second Artillery, and immediately made a fart.My bones were all crisped by the electric shock, and I didn't have any strength in my whole body.Chu Tianyang gritted his teeth and scolded: "Are you two blind? Damn, get me some white wine, I'm fucking dying!"

Only then did Xiaopang and Erpao stare at Chu Tianyang carefully, and after identifying him for a long time, they let out a burst of earth-shattering laughter.

"Brother Tianyang, have you been roasted?"

Erpao was drooling, taking advantage of Chu Tianyang's inattention, tore off a piece of skin from his arm and stuffed it into his mouth, muttering, "It tastes good, Xiaopang, you can try a piece too."

Seeing Xiaopang looking up and down at him with shining eyes, Chu Tianyang felt a chill.

Don't be electrocuted to death and finally eaten by these two boys.

At this time, Tang Jieyi walked over pushing a big wooden barrel with a smile, and asked Chu Tianyang: "How is it? Enjoyed it? I didn't suffer as badly as you did when I took the exam. At that time, if I didn't match the acupuncture points in the exam, I would be pumped twice at most. Board ruler, after I passed the exam, I invented this electrified thing..."

Xiaopang and Erpao nodded at the same time: "You are too bad!"

Tang Jieyi waved to Chu Tianyang: "Come in for some bubbles, the sore muscles all over your body will disappear after a while." Seeing Chu Tianyang's expression of disbelief, Tang Jieyi spread his hands: "If you don't make bubbles, I will Can you push it away?"

Chu Tianyang gritted his teeth and said, "Who said I don't have sex anymore? How can you tell me you have to get me a massage girl? How lonely would I be if I wash myself?"

Tang Jieyi: "..."

It’s gone in the evening, and I’m going to return to the voyage tomorrow with victory