Fake hero

The feeling of free flying is really wonderful!

Flipping freely in the air, watching the clouds passing by quickly, watching the sky one step away from him, and then opening the crotch to let the dick blow. . . .Chu Tianyang felt that these little days were really comfortable.

Then, Chu Tianyang hummed a little tune and prepared to pull the cable.

No!Search again, twice, ten times, still nothing!

Even the spare cable was removed!

I hate your uncle Huang Laoxie!Don't bring such a playful person!

The moment Chu Tianyang entered the water, he made a gesture towards the small black dot in the sky, and then plunged into the water like a piece of cement.

Huang Laoxie sat on the plane and laughed, as if he had scored a hundred points.

The huge water pressure caused Chu Tianyang's lungs to collapse instantly. When Chu Tianyang finally surfaced with his life, he heard Huang Laoxie shouting with a super-high-magnification loudspeaker on the plane. Said: "This is to teach you how to adapt to the situation when the parachute cable cannot be opened or is removed... There is a compass and a waterproof coordinate map in the backpack. Swim to France by yourself, and someone will pick you up there , Let your kid win my money, wow ha ha ha..."

On the high seas closest to Europe, Huang Laoxie transferred to a luxury yacht from the French Republic, and the mountain-moving transport plane returned on the spot.

At the foot of the Alps in the French Republic, the endless rolling white mountains lie in front of Chu Tianyang and Huang Laoxie like gods.Even the two people who have never been in good shape, when faced with this mysterious and lofty nature, their faces showed a hint of enlightenment.

The local helicopter lowered the motor sled and a pair of ski equipment through the sling. Chu Tianyang looked at it curiously for a long time and asked, "Aren't we going to the ski resort over there? I see that there are many people in the ski resort over there, saying Maybe there is a beautiful sister."

Huang Laoxie shook his head and said: "It's noisy over there, we can play however we want here, it's much more beautiful than over there."

Seeing Huang Laoxie stepping on the motor sled, Chu Tianyang couldn't help putting on the snow gear eagerly and said, "Better than anyone else? Then let's bet 5 yuan this time?"

When Huang Laoxie heard this, his heart burst into joy.If this country bumpkin can run over this super powerful patrol ambulance sled on snow equipment, let alone [-] yuan, I can bet on my head.

"Wait!" Chu Tianyang looked up at the majestic Alps devoutly and murmured, "I...I want to make a poem!"

Huang Laoxie waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and do it, make a poem, I think you are dying!"

Chu Tianyang rolled his eyes at Huang Laoxie, looked at the motor sled under Huang Laoxie's buttocks, twisted his buttocks for a long time before shaking his head: "I don't want to write poems anymore, since I'm here, I have to make a souvenir."

Huang Laoxie secretly touched the magic weapon in his bosom, and said with a sinister smile, "If you write it down here, it might be gone in a while."

Chu Tianyang curled his lips, and took another peek at Huang Laoxie's motor sled: "Who is as vulgar as you! I'm pissing here now, and the people of France will be able to drink holy water with my boy's urine in the spring of next year! Wa hahaha....."

Chu Tianyang was just lusting after, when he saw Huang Laoxie start the motor sleigh, he ran away in an instant, then took out a shiny magic weapon from his bosom and hit it at the mountain behind Chu Tianyang. past.

There was a loud "boom", and the huge energy and sound waves caused an avalanche.Seeing the white snow that he praised just now overwhelmingly hit him, Chu Tianyang was so frightened that he put on his snow gear and rushed down.

Huang Laoxie's hearty laughter came from a distance: "Small, compare the speed with my high-powered sleigh! Just wait to turn it into a popsicle! This time next year will be your death day! Hahahaha... "

But it didn't take long for Huang Laoxie to stop laughing—his high-powered sleigh seemed to be suffering from asthma. He gasped a few times, moved a few times with difficulty, and then turned off the fire.

Chu Tianyang passed by Huang Laoxie quickly like a cheerful little swallow, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid that I won't be able to run away and you will lose [-] yuan, so I just drained all the oil in your fuel tank with a dagger! Your The time is right at the top of the wind, wow ha ha ha...Fight with me! Wait for the popsicle with boy urine! On this day next year, I will kill Xuan Xuanzi to accompany you! Wow ha ha ha... "

Huang Laoxie wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, this kid is so filial, and he knows how to kill another old guy to accompany him.Looking at the overwhelming avalanche, Huang Laoxie put on the hood of the padded jacket calmly, checked the crotch carefully, then squatted down slowly, covering his face with one hand and crotch with the other. . . . .

Seeing Huang Laoxie crawling out of the snow pit tremblingly, Chu Tianyang burst into laughter.An emergency helicopter had already flown over, and rescuers also rushed to the scene.Seeing that the old man with a big snot and a cold nose climbed out of the snow weighing tens of thousands of tons, they all drew crosses and praised God.

Huang Laoxie refused to take the ambulance, and after being rejected by the medical staff, he simply took out a medal from his arms.Now, the doctors and the police who were still insisting on doing physical examinations for Huang Laoxie all shut up, and the policeman saluted Huang Laoxie with a serious face before leaving.

After the two of them returned to the hotel in the small town of Fran at the foot of the Alps, Huang Laoxie said with a livid face that I was freezing to death.

While soaking in the hot spring, Huang Laoxie, who had already recovered, began to wink at the waitresses who were flying around like flowers and butterflies. <a"

The waitress immediately changed into a fluent Chinese language and said: "Welcome distinguished guest, what do you need?"

Huang Laoxie's gentlemanly smile just now disappeared with the wind, as if changing his face, he changed into a lewd and lustful look, pointing at a waitress who was busy pouring juice for the guests: "Find me someone like that."

The waitress nodded with a smile and said, "No problem, sir. Would you like to go back to your room, or go to the romantic water world?"

"Room, my room number is 3017, don't go wrong."

The waitress smiled and nodded, said a few words of blessing and was about to leave.Chu Tianyang was unhappy, grabbed the waitress' hand, and touched it twice along the way, um. . . .It doesn't feel good to the touch, it's fluffy. Do all foreign orangutans have hair?

"Sister, I haven't ordered yet, why did you leave?"

The look of surprise on the waitress's face disappeared for a moment, and she glanced at Huang Laoxie quietly. Seeing that he didn't respond, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I thought this gentleman was not interested in the girls here."

"Find me one."

"What do you want sir?"

"Just be the same as this old guy."

"Yes sir, what is your room number?"

"3019"

"No problem sir, we will serve you at nine o'clock in the evening, okay?"

Huang Laoxie nodded, while Chu Tianyang said, "Remember to invoice me."

Going out tomorrow to kill people and pay debts is a matter of course, right?He owed me so much money and didn't pay it back for half a year. . . .I'm furious.