Fake hero

Before he finished speaking, Xiaopang watched a big black flowerpot fall from the sky and hit him in the face.Before fainting, Xiaopang raised his middle finger towards the fourth floor.

How is this going?A group of people looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing which group the flying flower pot belonged to.

"Brother, this kid seems to have been knocked unconscious." Obviously, everyone has not recovered from the accidental injury from above.

The middle-aged man looked at Xiaopang who was lying on the ground with a small red flower growing on his face, and waved his hand and said, "Go up and grab the one upstairs."

As soon as the words fell, the second artillery upstairs waved a small handkerchief and shouted: "Captain, don't shoot, I'm an undercover agent! One of my own!"

People: "..."

Before everyone could move, they heard a loud fart coming out from under Xiaopang's buttocks. Everyone was caught off guard, and a big mouthful of thick, stinky fart was sucked into their lungs.Immediately, the feeling of the world changing color, the sun and the moon darkening, the dying struggling, the feeling of helplessness flooded everyone's hearts.This loud fart, comparable to a poison gas bomb, made the listeners frightened and those who heard it cry.

The middle-aged man dragged Zhang Wushuang as he ran and said, "Damn, there really was an ambush. What this kid let out wasn't a fart at all, it was his gas bomb!"

Seeing that all the revenge seekers had retreated completely, the Second Pao Cai Shi Shiran came down from upstairs and kicked Xiaopang hard.

"He's still awake, let's serve dinner!" Erpao yelled, Xiaopang immediately got up with a grunt on the little red flower, and asked with his eyes open: "What's for lunch today? I just smelled crabs Taste."

Er Pao looked at Xiaopang speechlessly and said, "Can you smell crabs when you fart? Then people chased after your butt and smelled it."

The two of them woke up Chu Tianyang together. Chu Tianyang raised his head sleepily to look at Xiaopang, and then laughed: "I said that Xiaopang's head is full of poop, right? Look, after a while, the effort will be reduced." A small red flower bloomed, and it grew quite well, and the farmyard manure is really good!"

Looking at those people looking around at the intersection, Xiaopang walked over with his buttocks pouted in an embarrassing way.Immediately, the people standing at the intersection held their noses and retreated together.

Although Boss Zeng has an affair with the underworld, he also knows how to open the door to do business and make money with anger.These kids also have membership cards, and Boss Zeng naturally doesn't want to offend those who can afford such cards.My own people have also been paid, the money has been paid, and Zhang Wushuang's face has been given. What's more, these children are innocent at all. The ones who beat Zhang Wushuang are big and small witches from the Liu Group. Things are going to make a big mess If not, the clubhouse of his former boss would not be happy either.

Thinking of this, Boss Zeng took a heavy money bag from the manager and stuffed it into Zhang Wushuang's hand and said, "Brother Zhang, brother, I will compensate you. We should pay attention to harmony and wealth when we open our doors. Look at what we have done today." Forget it." Turning around, he stuffed a big thick red envelope into Xiao Lian and said, "Your brothers and sisters will also be frightened, and after your Brother Zeng recovers from his injuries, I will set up a table and personally apologize to you."

Hearing Boss Zeng's words, and thinking of Boss Zeng being hacked several times not long ago, how could Zhang Wushuang not give face?What's more, that thin guy still has so many horrible scars on his body. Although Zhang Wushuang has never been in the gangsters, he can also tell from the scars that these are definitely the result of fighting, and they are all of the kind that are desperate .Thinking of Boss Zeng's attitude, Zhang Wushuang nodded quickly.

Although the 15 is a little less, it is enough to spend a month by myself.

"Don't say anything, since brother Zhang has given brother this face, brother will arrange you here at night!" As he said, he deliberately put his arms around Zhang Wushuang and Xiao Lian to distance himself and said quietly: "Get a few Japanese girls. It’s top-notch! That kung fu and shouting, hey, I’ll get you two tonight, don’t blame brother if you can’t get out of bed tomorrow morning.”

Only then did a smile appear on Zhang Wushuang's face, and the dark clouds all over the sky drifted away with the wind.