Fake hero

Chu Tianyang was lying on a big bed, dreaming that he and his two beautiful sisters were playing in the water, when he heard someone calling his name in his ear.

Last night, I competed with the three children of Erpao Xiaopang, but the two of them teamed up to drink too much Chu Tianyang.

"What are you doing?" Chu Tianyang sat up sleepily, looking lazily at a group of serious old guys in front of him.

A middle-aged man wearing glasses and parting his hair stood arrogantly beside Chu Tianyang's bed and said, "I am Song Chuhua, spokesperson for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China. Now I want to ask you some questions about some diplomatic matters."

Chu Tianyang looked at the senior military officials who were clearly divided into two factions behind him, stretched his waist and said: "Spokesperson? Why do you have an infection? If you have an infection, go to the doctor quickly. Don't let a minor illness become a serious one. In case How bad is it that a cold is dragged into terminal cancer by you?"

Song Chuhua obviously didn't expect that a 15-year-old child would be so sharp-tongued, and Chu Tianyang's face would immediately turn into a pig's liver.

"Chu Tianyang, we are asking you a question on behalf of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China. You must correct your attitude. You must know that diplomacy is no small matter. If something goes wrong, can you take responsibility?" Another greasy guy with glasses jumped out.

Chu Tianyang nodded, stood up, put on his slippers and went out.

"What are you going to do?"

"In order to cooperate with you, I will brush my teeth, wash my face and eat something, and I will cooperate with you after I have cleared my mind." Chu Tianyang picked up the room card, saw Xiaopang and Erpao sleeping soundly in the master bedroom, and prepared to go Restaurant for dinner.

"you!"

"Me? What me? I'm hungry, can't I eat? What do you have in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? I'm not your prisoner. If I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you something. If I'm in a bad mood, I don't know anything. Damn! Come here to pretend to me, just wait, wait until I'm full."

"Chu Tianyang, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs came to the United Nations this time to ask you for some information. I hope you can cooperate." Chu Tianyang turned his head and saw Shen Weiguo from Guoan winking at him. This old guy Chu Tianyang knew that he often The trick was to let Xuanhuang get in, and he belonged to a relatively cunning old man in the camp.

Chu Tianyang pretended to be helpless, sat back on the sofa carelessly, and lit a cigarette conveniently.

"Where have you been these days?"

"I went to Tianjin with two old guys, and then I stayed in the training base for training."

"What are you doing in Tianjin?"

"Oh, my brother's uncle's second cousin's third aunt's niece has a puppy. I want to get one to raise."

Hearing Chu Tianyang's obvious nonsense, Song Chuhua, the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs wearing glasses, slapped the table angrily and said loudly: "Chu Tianyang, let me tell you, if you keep telling the truth about the problem like this, you will not do well. Eat the fruit! Can you afford to cause diplomatic friction between the East and the West?"

There was a "snap".Chu Tianyang directly smashed the tempered glass coffee table into pieces.

"Don't talk to me like that. Which onion is your Ministry of Foreign Affairs? It's the department where you express regret and protest when others bully you? Are you worthy to ask me about such a department? Damn! I tell you, I don't care. What kind of diplomatic friction is not friction, but as long as there are foreign devils and little devils who dare to flirt in front of me, I will peel off his skin! Is the foreigner your father or your mother? Do you lick his ass every day? Do you still have diplomatic friction? Why didn't you label me a counter-revolutionary?"

Chu Tianyang pointed at the troops behind him and cursed: "Look at you bastards, what else can you do besides being bastards with your heads in your necks? Are you eunuchs whose yolks have just been kicked out? Can't you be a little bloody?"

Having scolded enough people, before everyone could react, Chu Tianyang picked up the room card again and walked out.

"How did you get to Thailand?" A lieutenant colonel in military uniform asked Chu Tianyang with squinted eyes.

Chu Tianyang turned his head and asked curiously: "That country that is rich in shemale? You let me go? If you include food, lodging and travel expenses, I will go now."

After finishing speaking, Chu Tianyang no longer cared about the face of the foreign affairs department, humming eighteen mo and walked out step by step.