Fake hero

The beautiful host Xiaoxue forced a smile, pointed to the bouncy ball in the deep water area and said, "My ball accidentally fell into the deep water area. I can't swim. Can you bring it to me, little brother?"

Chu Tianyang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and secretly scolded Huang Laoxie for not being a good thing, and none of the things he was looking for was good.This big ball looks like it must be 36d, and I don't know if it will sink if it falls into the water. . . . .

"No problem, sister, I am a swimming champion! I'll get it back for you right away." After speaking, Chu Tianyang jumped into the water in an extremely ugly posture.Xiaopang and Erpao secretly prayed in their hearts that Chu Tianyang would drown in the swimming pool, so that they would have the opportunity to court the beautiful woman.

When he was about to swim to the side of the bouncy ball, Chu Tianyang turned his head and posed a victory gesture towards the beauty Xiaoxue.

"This kid, if he's scared to death, he'll want to pee!" The director and film crew watched camera No. [-], waiting for the kid to be frightened when the crocodile suddenly came out of the water.

Just as Chu Tianyang got the ball, he suddenly heard a crash behind him, and when he looked back, there was a huge crocodile floating on the water, biting him with ferocious sharp teeth.

Chu Tianyang didn't even pause in a daze, he threw the ball and punched the crocodile's mouth.How could the plastic crocodile head withstand Chu Tianyang's current fist, and there was a crisp clicking sound, and the decorative fangs in his mouth fell off one after another.

Chu Tianyang shouted excitedly: "Little Pang Erpao, come down quickly! There is a crocodile here, let's kill it and roast it for dinner at night! I haven't eaten crocodile meat for a long time! Wahaha!"

The three children once caught freshwater crocodiles at the mouth of the sea. Although the taste of roasting and eating was not very good, the bags made from the peeled skin were not bad after being polished.The three boys, who hadn't shot a crocodile for a long time, were as excited when they saw this crocodile, as excited as a young man who hadn't seen a woman in three years while traveling on the ocean.

The two fat men who had been standing on the shore secretly watching the ball were so excited that their eyes were shining brightly without any expression of fear. The expression on their faces was like that of African natives who saw their prey and jumped into the water .

Xiaoxue had already petrified in place, and the director was not much better. He stood up and stared at the screen dumbfounded.The first person to react was the diver pretending to be a crocodile. This guy was almost knocked out by the transmitted force. He finally pulled out the oxygen tube in his mouth and shouted, "It's not a crocodile! It's me! I'm a human!"

Chu Tianyang opened his mouth wide and looked at this guy with a mouth full of blood and a slit on his head. It took him a long time to ask dejectedly, "You were eaten by a crocodile? What about the crocodile?"

The program has reached this point, and it can no longer continue.Everyone ran out one after another and grabbed the diver with all their might. At this time, Chu Tianyang jumped up and rushed towards the beautiful woman as if he had just recovered from his shock. The drooling mouth plunged into the deep groove, and he shouted: "Help, sister, help! There are crocodiles in the water!"

Xiaoxue was about to cry.Not to mention being taken advantage of by others, this show is all broadcast live!If the show is messed up, I, the host, will most likely be kicked out.Do you want to sleep with the director again?

Chu Tianyang was taken away by two beautiful girls holding their ears with sullen faces, and the program team also withdrew.What everyone didn't expect was that this episode of the show actually set an entertainment ratings record that no one can break in the future.What made everyone laugh and cry is that the child ran into the host’s arms carelessly after crying the crocodile and said that he was afraid of this part. Everyone said that the child was born to be a piece of pornographic material, so he didn’t want to shoot it. Movies are such a waste.