Fake hero

Fat Cat finished his homework quickly, and the five children cheered and ran downstairs. 【 】Liu Danqing stood up and looked at Liu Qingqing cheering and running downstairs with a swaying look, with smiles in the corners of her eyes.

Even I forgot how long it had been since I saw Liu Qingqing happy.

"I want to be Brother Tianyang's Mercedes!" Liu Qingqing said sweetly, making Chu Tianyang's head dizzy all the time.

"I want to be Brother Tianyang's car too!"

"Me too!"

Chu Tianyang waved his small hand: "Leave the co-pilot to Qingqing, the three of you squat behind and hold on tight, or I don't care if you fall off."

The three fat men squatted in the narrow back row with displeased faces. Chu Tianyang lifted the hard top and watched the rows of lights flashing. Liu Qingqing clapped her hands and shouted excitedly.

Xiaopang poked Fat Mao: "Don't worry about this chick, she is brother Tianyang's dry food."

"And what about the chick with the big boobs up there?"

"That too."

The fat cat opened its mouth wide, and it took a long time before it said: "Both bean buns belong to Brother Tianyang? Damn it!"

Fatty nodded: "There are still a few more. This kid only recruits this stuff. You said it would be great if he recruited seafood and gourmet food."

"Damn, brother Tianyang is not an earthworm, what kind of seafood are you recruiting?" Er Pao pouted, staring at Fat Cat's crotch and asked, "Is yours as big as an earthworm?"

Fat Cat was immediately unhappy, and patted his crotch: "I can take off, almost like an elephant's nose. Can you take off now?"

Xiaopang and Erpao shook their heads and said, "Occasionally yes, that old bastard said we lack stimulation. But brother Tianyang can, he watches porn every day to supplement knowledge."

"How much did he sleep?"

"One didn't sleep, and he rubbed his crotch every day. Huang Laoxie told him that he could receive a red envelope for the first time, so he was not willing to give it out."

At this time, the self-inspection of the Mercedes-Benz was completed, and Chu Tianyang and Liu Qingqing jumped into the car.

"Brother Tianyang, drive as fast as you can! Speed ​​like that day!"

Chu Tianyang said confidently: "No problem, I will accelerate the nitrogen gas when conditions permit, so that you can feel the limit speed."

Hearing the acceleration of the nitrogen gas, the fat men immediately gripped the reinforced bumper with pale faces. This acceleration was their nightmare.

The car rushed up the main road quickly, passing through the turbulent traffic like a butterfly, going backwards, causing Liu Qingqing to scream excitedly.

"Sit down, we're going to turn on the nitrogen to speed up!" Coming to an open area, Chu Tianyang opened the safety switch on the center console and pressed the red button.

Four thin blue flames spewed out from both sides of the Mercedes-Benz, and then. . . . .went off again.

"Brother Tianyang, is that how nitrogen accelerates?"

Chu Tianyang looked at the nitrogen acceleration device strangely, only to find that the nitrogen cylinder was empty on the display.

Fatty scratched his head from behind and said with a smile: "God...Brother Tianyang, I was idle and bored when I was doing self-check in the garage that day. When I saw this red button, I pressed it, and it turned out hey! Really him Wasn’t it built, the small blue flames swished up…”

Chu Tianyang turned his head to look at this shameless fat man speechlessly, and found that the car that was still accelerating suddenly slowed down, it seemed that there was something wrong with the fuel supply system.When Chu Tianyang looked at the fuel gauge, his nose was almost out of breath—Xiao Pang ran out of fuel tank.

"Don't you know how to cheer?"

Xiaopang's eyes widened, and he asked curiously: "This thing needs more work? Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Chu Tianyang: "..."

"Report...Report to the captain, I saw that Mercedes parked in the middle of the road again. There are three fat men tied behind it."

"Damn! You won't pretend you didn't see it? The shift will be handed over in half an hour, so don't cause trouble! Just pretend you didn't see it and go straight over!"

"Yes, captain! I... Fuck! They saw me and let me go, the co-pilot...it's Miss Liu Jiaer! Captain, save me!"

"Why are you so unlucky? You will be able to see this female devil on the road, so please yourself! I can't help you!"

"Brother policeman, our car is out of gas, please help us tow the car back. The car's oil is specially supplied, and ordinary gas stations in Yanjing don't sell it..."