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Chapter 101: Failure of quitting masturbation [4000 monthly tickets plus more]

After washing up casually, Lu Xian pushed open the door.

Outside the door, Ning Rongrong stood obediently on one side, and it seemed that she had been standing there for quite a long time.

Lu Xian wondered, "What are you doing standing here so early in the morning? Are you acting as a door god?"

"Maid..." Ning Rongrong bit her red lips, "Isn't it always like this? Stand outside the door and wait for the master to summon you at any time."

Ning Rongrong didn't know whether the maids in the Lu Mansion were like this, but the maids in the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect were like this. In the summer, they had to stand beside their masters and fan them with a fan. In the winter, they had to put their masters' feet on their chests and use their body temperature to keep their masters warm. Not through clothes, but by keeping the master warm with the skin close to the chest.

This is the extravagant life of the great nobles.

Lu Xian had never experienced this kind of life, otherwise he might really be interested in it.

"There is no such rule in the Lu Mansion, and I don't need anyone to serve me. You can do whatever you want. Just remember to come back and stay well at night."

After Lu Xian said this, he left quickly, preparing to go to the old place to brush up some abstract value, and then go to Tiandou Royal Academy to find the little cat to help her open up the Sea of Bitterness. It was probably because the renovation and reconstruction at home had been too noisy these days, and the little cat thought that she was still in seclusion outside, so she stayed in Tiandou Royal Academy and didn't come back.

Standing there, Ning Rongrong looked at Lu Xian's departing back and was slightly stunned. Is this how a maid in the Lu mansion works?
It seems that it is not much different from being at home?

Tiandou City, the bustling main street, people coming and going.

Yesterday's city-wide massacre did not affect the normal lives of ordinary people. Now, everyone has walked out of their homes, gathered in groups of three or five, whispered, and speculated about what had happened in the palace.

Still at the same place, Lu Xian sat under the parasol and ordered a glass of orange juice as usual.

Fourth soul skill: Flowers bloom when they appear, activated!
[You created an abstract scene, which was rated as super abstract, and gained an abstract value of 2000]

[You created an abstract scene, which was rated as super abstract, and gained abstract value...]

Abstract value is increasing steadily...

"See? I told you that if you stand here, you will definitely feel the chrysanthemums blooming instantly! Based on my experience over the past two days, this is the location the Chrysanthemum God likes to visit the most!"

"Brother, you are such a genius. I never thought that you could discover the secret of Lord Chrysanthemum God!"

On a roadside chair across the street from the juice stand, two figures looked intoxicated and were talking in low voices.

After hearing these two sentences, Lu Xian's face twitched. Good fellow, you have figured out all the experience, right?
When he used his fourth soul skill, he would indeed choose the target at the chair on the opposite side of the road to release it first, because that was the first position he saw, so people would habitually choose that position, but they didn't expect that others would figure out the pattern.

There are still many geniuses in this world.

Lu Xian shook his head with emotion.

The Anus God has already remembered your two perverted faces, so don’t even think about getting the pleasure of having your anus opened for free anymore!

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, haven't you arrived at the Bronze Immortal Palace yet? ]

[Ye Fan: The little girl said that at my speed, I will have to fly for a few more days. I am about to vomit from flying. I must learn a way to cross space in the future! ]

[Lu Xian: You will find it when you go to the Northern Territory. There is a dog there who is quite good at this. However, the destination of the teleportation often has some small deviations.]

[Ye Fan: Dog? Real dog or fake dog? ]

[Lu Xian: You are a real dog. You are the most wicked dog under the seat of the Wu Shi Great Emperor. You are as evil as you and the unscrupulous Taoist priests you have ever seen. The three of you together can form the strongest combination in Beidou. You are evil-hearted, wicked, and dogs. We can call you the Black Dog Combination.]

[Ye Fan: Nima! ]

[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi, Naiqi, are you about to break through the Life Spring? ]

【Lu Xueqi: I don’t feel like I’ve made a breakthrough yet.】

[Ye Fan: @Xiao Yan, what about you? ]

【Xiao Yan: No feeling +1.】

[Ye Fan: At present, it is still difficult to determine the winner, but Huo Huo's physique is weak, so his breakthrough will definitely be faster than Nai Qi's. Lu Gou, I will definitely take your crossing talisman! ]

【Lu Xian: Haha! 】

[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, you won’t be able to break through in at least 10 days, right? ]

[Xiao Yan: How is that possible? I have a feeling it will only take three or four days at most!]

[Lu Xian: It would be great if you can’t break through in 10 days! Smile.jpg]

[Xiao Yan: Are you deaf or blind? Didn’t I just say it would take at most three or four days! Three! Four! Days!]

[Lu Xian: You won’t be able to break through in 10 days! Poop.jpg]

[Xiao Yan: I suddenly remembered, yes, Brother Lu is right, I can't break through in 10 days, the Life Spring Realm is too difficult to break through! ]

[Lu Xian: You are a teachable kid. I will give you 5 of them when the time comes.]

【Zhang Chulan: As expected of you! Thumbs up.jpg】

[Ye Fan: You’re not my buddy? You’re not going to avoid me at all? At least go through time and say it to my face. If you do that, I’ll be cheating!]

After learning about the news about the Bronze Immortal Palace, Lu Xian closed the group chat, drank some juice, and walked slowly towards the direction of Tiandou Royal Academy. He could brush up on the abstract value on the way. The Tiandou Royal Academy should be crowded with people, so he wouldn't have to worry about not being able to brush up on the abstract value.

After leaving the city, the number of pedestrians on the road gradually decreased. Lu Xian rode the white rainbow into the sky and quickly flew towards the direction of Tiandou Royal Academy. Tiandou Royal Academy was built on a hill outside Tiandou City. Next to the hill was a clear lake. There were mountains and water, lush green grass and trees, and beautiful scenery.

The location was very well chosen.

The brilliant rainbow light flashed across the sky like a flash of lightning, and within a few breaths it hovered above the top of the mountain of Tiandou Royal Academy.

Even though Lu Xian had tried his best to restrain his aura, he was still discovered by the people below. Many students from the Tiandou Royal Academy looked up and saluted.

They couldn't see the figure in the white rainbow clearly, but they knew that it was definitely a strong man, a title-level strong man.

"I don't know which His Majesty is visiting our Tiandou Royal Academy. Meng Shenji is sorry for not welcoming you..."

Three figures in black robes of education commissioners walked out of a building in the center of the college, placed their hands on their chests and bowed slightly towards Lu Xian in the sky.

"I'm looking for a friend. It's none of your business. Don't bother me."

Lu Xian extended his spiritual sense and scanned the top of the mountain. In a three-story building in the distance, he found a kitten lying on the windowsill looking at him. Their eyes met from afar, and he saw the kitten waving at him, and he couldn't help but smile slightly.

Lu Xian stepped in the air and disappeared from everyone's sight in a few flashes. The next second, he had entered the house through the open window.

The room is not big, but it has everything and is very clean. There is only a bed in the middle, so it seems to be a single room. It seems the kitten is doing well here.

The young lovers were reunited after a long separation and were both very happy.

Lu Xian opened his arms and hugged the figure into his arms, jokingly: "Hey, our little cat seems to have grown up after not seeing you for a while. Come, let your brother check you out."

“Stop it!” She blushed slightly and slapped away Lu Xian’s claws that were reaching towards her chest. “You have successfully broken through, right?”

"Of course, I am now invincible in Douluo Continent. Titled Douluos are like ants in front of me. I can easily crush them to death." Lu Xian replied with a smug smile. She blinked. She hadn't seen him for nearly 20 days. Has his strength improved so much?
The cultivation system in the other world seems to increase strength in leaps and bounds, while the Douluo Continent can only rise slowly level by level, and the improvement in strength with each level is very limited.

"I also went to another world and brought back elixirs for you. They should be enough to open up the Sea of Bitterness. Now I will help you break through!"

To open up the Sea of Bitterness, as long as one knows how to guide the flow of energy in the Wheel of Life and has enough resources for cultivation, one can quickly succeed. Unlike the Divine Bridge of the Spring of Life, even if one has the resources it still takes a certain amount of time to cultivate.

Lu Xian brought the kitten to the bathroom, put some clean water in the bathtub, and then took out two portions of the Hundred Herbs Liquid that Yao Lao had improved, two large buckets, and poured them all into the bathtub, dyeing the clean water a verdant color.

The fragrance of the medicine, mixed with a hint of bitterness, quickly spread throughout the small bathroom, and wisps of essence continued to rise above the bathtub.

"Take off your clothes and go in for a soak. I'll help you guide the energy of the Wheel of Life to flow..."

With Lu Xian's personal instruction, the little kitten's progress in opening up the Sea of Bitterness went smoothly. In less than an hour, the Sea of Bitterness was successfully opened up. Unfortunately, she was just an ordinary mortal body, the water was dark green, and the Sea of Bitterness was dead and life was hard to find.

The medicinal properties of the improved version of the Hundred Herbs Liquid have not been fully absorbed yet. The liquid in the bathtub is still green and exudes a wisp of essence. I believe that after all the medicinal properties are absorbed, the kitten should be able to take a big step forward in the Sea of Bitterness.

Lu Xian closed the bathroom door and did not leave the room to protect it. He walked to the window out of boredom and looked down at the groups of people outside the dormitory.

This is the girls' dormitory. Those wearing the uniforms of the Tiandou Royal Academy are basically young and energetic female soul masters. It is quite pleasing to the eye to see them gathered together.

Many people noticed Lu Xian lying on the window, and flirted with this handsome young man of similar age. The female soul masters in the Love Continent are quite warm and open. Lu Xian responded enthusiastically to every young lady who flirted with him with a smiling expression.

Then he took action without making any noise.

[You created an abstract scene, which was rated as super abstract, and gained an abstract value of 2000]

Tiandou Royal Academy, welcome your god!
Time passed quickly and it was night. The kitten was still soaking in the bathtub. The green color in the bathtub had obviously faded a lot. It was estimated that the retreat would end in another hour or two.

During this period, Dugu Yan from the next room came once in the evening and asked the kitten to go to the cafeteria to eat together, but was sent away by Lu Xian.

[Qilin: In my world, something that cannot be explained by science seems to have happened. When I was on duty at night, I encountered a college student and a street thug fighting. They used their heads to dig a hole in the concrete floor. Ordinary people obviously can't do this. Could there be cultivators in my world too?]

[Qilin: But looking at their stupid looks, they themselves are confused about these things. No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with cultivators.]

[Lu Xian: Oh, it looks like the storyline in your world is about to begin, Qilin.]

[Ye Fan: Huh? You've also read Qilin's script? Is there anyone in the group whose script you haven't read? ]

[Lu Xian: I’ve seen them all. I have a lot of experience.]

【Qilin: What script? 】

[Ye Fan: It’s better if you don’t know, otherwise I’m afraid you won’t be able to accept it. ]

[Qilin: I am a people's policeman. What kind of things have I not seen? I have a strong ability to accept things. At most I will complain. You can tell me what I am talking about.]

[Ye Fan: Well, actually your world is a novel, or a world in an animation, and Brother Lu happened to have read your script and knows the subsequent development of your world. Can you accept what I said? ]

Accept NM!

【Qilin: Are you talking nonsense to me? 】

【Ye Fan: Spreading hands.jpg】

【Zhang Chulan: Paper man? Hehehehe! 】

【Xiao Yan: @Zhang Chulan, you are the same as Qilin. 】

【Zhang Chulan: Ward sent it? 】

[Lu Xian: I have indeed read your script. It is up to you whether you believe it or not. In your world, Qilin, there are indeed supernatural powers. However, they are not cultivators, but super soldiers with various super genes. They are more scientific and different from cultivators.]

[Lu Xian: The two you met, one is a college student named Ge Xiaolun, who is the carrier of the Galaxy Power super gene, and the other is a gangster named Liu Chuang, who is the carrier of the No Star War God super gene.]

[Qilin: No, you can call out all the names? ]

Qilin was really shocked. Could it be that Lu Xian had really read her script?

[Lu Xian: Believe it or not, it’s up to you. Tomorrow, Ge Xiaolun will be taken away by the relevant departments of your world. In addition, tomorrow night, a large alien mecha will descend on the airport road in your Feiliu District and massacre many people. The army will find it difficult to suppress it. You were urgently dispatched to cover the evacuation of ordinary people while on patrol, but as soon as you got off the car, you were shot through the chest by a laser weapon.]

[Qilin: Are you cursing me? ]

【Lu Xian: I'm talking about the original plot! By the way, you are also a carrier of the super gene, a Shenhe sniper of the Shenhe civilization. If an ordinary person has a big hole in their chest, they basically can't survive. Your super gene gives you stronger vitality, so you didn't die on the spot. Later, after you recovered from your injuries, you joined a special team composed of all super soldiers called the Xiongbing Company, fighting against aliens, defending your country, wearing the worst equipment, and achieving the most brilliant record.】

[Zhang Chulan: National hero? Is this a sci-fi thriller?]

[Lu Xian: About the same, excluding some conspiracy theories, this is the case.]

【Qilin: ……】

[Zhang Chulan: Godfather, what about me? Haven't you read my script? Tell me about me? ]

[Lu Xian: You? Your world is so weak, there is nothing much to say. Go to Ye Hei's world and get a Dao Seed, practice Dao Sutra well, and after breaking through the Life Spring, you will be almost invincible in your own world.]

[Lu Xian: If I must say something, there is one very interesting thing. During the Luotian Grand Ceremony at Mount Longhu, you got drunk and took off your pants to show everyone your little Kun Kun. Later, you got a resounding nickname: "No Shaking Bilian, Walking Birds Under the Moon."]

【Zhang Chulan: Huh?】

Zhang Chulan was confused. Show Kun Kun to everyone?

What's the fucking difference between that and taking off your pants and shitting on the street?
Wouldn't I be killed on the spot?

[Ye Fan: Oh? Xiao Zhang has this kind of hobby? Squinting smile.jpg]

[Xiao Yan: Oh? Xiao Zhang has this kind of hobby? Squinting smile.jpg]

[Zhang Chulan: It must be fake! I would never do such a thing!]

[Lu Xian: He has a bad alcohol tolerance. When he gets drunk at a party, we’ll know.]

[Zhang Chulan: Alcohol and sex hurt me deeply. From today on, I will quit drinking! ]

Late at night.

The kitten finally absorbed all the life essence in the improved version of the Hundred Herbs Liquid, and the Sea of Bitterness also expanded from the size of a sesame seed when it was first opened to the size of a ping-pong ball. Its physical fitness was many times stronger than before.

Her face is rosy and attractive, her skin is as white and smooth as jade, and seems to be glowing with a layer of bright light. There is a faint fairy charm in her every move.

The method of covering the sky = style modifier!
The kitten looked at his current appearance in the mirror with a look of joy on his face.

"She's becoming more and more beautiful..." Lu Xian stood at the bathroom door. He was itching to compete with her. The Bitter Sea realm must be enough for him to fight with her, right?
The next second, he took action. His aura spread out and blocked the entire room, and he fought with the kitten on the bed.

He activated his newly discovered invincibility technique:

Eight trigrams - sixty-four touches!
The first day of quitting masturbation, failed!

(End of this chapter)