Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world.

Chapter 203 Even after being cured, he is still drooling [Subscription Request]

A group member who can only count one, two, three?
Lu Xian looked at Xiao Yan in surprise: "Is there such a thing?"

"I knew you didn't believe it. I didn't believe it at first either."

Xiao Yan looked helpless, spread his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, this is really outrageous. I really can't describe it to you clearly in words. Why don't you go to the group and take a look at the chat history, and you will immediately understand what is going on."

Lu Xian opened the chat group interface suspiciously and simply flipped through the chat history of the past half hour.

Among the three newcomers.

Luo Feng integrated into the group quite quickly and was very active in speaking in the group. Lu Xian was not surprised by this. After all, Luo Feng came from modern society and was more accepting of this way of communication.

It was this kid who kept calling Ye Fan "Emperor Ye Tian" left and right whenever he caught Ye Fan, as if he had been fooled by this wicked guy Ye Fan.

Looking at Li Xingyun again, Xiao Yan had explained the functions of the chat group to him in detail before. In the chat records, he also greeted the group members in the group. It can be seen that he has been able to use the chat group function skillfully and his integration speed is also quite good.

However, when Lu Xian saw the speech record of the last newcomer, Lin Dong, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly involuntarily.

In the chat records, no matter what others asked him, he would answer "one, two, three". Sometimes when no one asked him, he would still be saying "one, two, three" or "three, two, one".

just like……

It seems like I'm stuck in some kind of cycle that I can't get out of.

This kind of fun was so exciting that Lu Xian couldn't hold back any longer.

Lu Xian touched his chin and thought for a while. He remembered that in Martial Universe, Lin Dong could not read a single word. That is to say, is there a possibility that he only knew the three words "one, two, three", so he kept saying "one, two, three"?

【Lin Dong: One, two, three. 】

【Zhang Chulan: How come this poor child has cerebral palsy?】

[Shi Hao: Does cerebral palsy mean that the brain is damaged? How pitiful.]

[Ye Fan: Instead of worrying about whether he is pitiful or not, you should worry about whether the chat group has a cerebral palsy. Is this absurd? Is it because Haozi's account was hacked by a shameless person last time, which caused a bug in the chat group? ]

【Lin Dong: Three, two, one. 】

【Lu Xueqi: You guys should not discriminate against group members. 】

[Qilin: I may be able to cure his cerebral palsy. The medical technology of Angel Nebula is quite advanced, and the research on the brain is also very mature. I guarantee that it will be cured.]

【Luo Feng: Angel? Wow, is Sister Qilin an angel?】

[Qilin: Hehe, do the newcomers want to recognize Angel as their big sister? ]

[Ye Fan: Hey, hey, hey, Qilin, you are going too far. Xiao Luo is with me, so you are prohibited from poaching him! ]

Look at Lu Xian, how comfortable he is every day after having a bootlicker Zhang!

He will let his dog bark and bite you at any time.

Ye Fan saw it all and envied it in his heart!
Of course, I can't be inferior to others, so I decided to recruit a bootlicker to help me!
[Xiao Yan: Qilin, I'm not saying this, but for someone like Lin Dong, I think even if he's cured, he'll still be drooling in the future.]

[Li Xingyun: I am good at Huayang acupuncture, and people nicknamed me the friend of women, but men can also be treated, and it should not cause drooling.]

[Xiao Yan: Xiao Li, I think you are also a drooling person, but I, Emperor Yan Xiao Yan, don’t despise you. Would you like to consider hanging out with me? ]

【Li Xingyun: No, I'd better hang out with Brother Lu.】

【Xiao Yan: No future! 】

[Zhang Chulan: What? Someone actually wants to steal my job? How dare you! My godfather asked me to do it!]

[Li Xingyun: Is the competition so fierce...]

[Yan Lingji: The group is so lively! Slanting smile.jpg]

【Lu Xian: Listen to me first! 】

[Lu Xian: I just thought about it. Do you think there is a possibility that Lin Dong is not actually cerebral palsy, he just can't read, and the words one, two, three are the only three words he knows? ]

【Lin Dong: Two, one, three.】

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, he called you 213! ]

【Lu Xian: Shut up, or I’ll kick you. 】

【Xiao Yan: Sister Qi, look at him! 】

[Ye Fan: To be honest, Brother Lu, I think this possibility is even smaller than the chance of cerebral palsy.]

【Xiao Yan: +1. 】

【Luo Feng: +1.】

【Zhang Chulan: I choose to always believe in my adoptive father! 】

[Lu Xueqi: Maybe the truth is as Lu Xian said. Have you forgotten that he has read the novels and scripts of most people in the group? He may have read the three newcomers.]

hiss~
After Lu Xueqi's reminder, it seemed to be true. The answers given by Lu Xian were generally more authoritative.

[Yan Lingji: So, you are really illiterate? This is so funny.jpg]

[Zhang Chulan: Look, I said my foster father is always right! ]

[Ye Fan: Outrageous, after all this time, you are still an illiterate? ]

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, have you read the scripts of these three newcomers? ]

[Luo Feng: Ye Tiandi, what does he mean by having read the novel script? ]

[Ye Fan: It’s not good for a child to know too much. I’m afraid your Tao heart will be unstable in the future.]

【Lu Xian: I have seen it. 】

【Xiao Yan: Tell me about it? 】

[Lu Xian: Wait a minute, let me try and see if I can find a way to communicate with this guy.]

[Lu Xian: @Lin Dong, voice (Press and hold the longest key to send out what you want to say in the group, try it)]

One minute later.

[Lin Dong: Voice (Hello everyone, can you hear me?)]

[Ye Fan: Oh my god, this guy is really good! This guy is really illiterate! ]

【Lu Xian: @林动, voice (I can hear you. If you want to communicate in the group in the future, you can long press the text to convert to voice, or long press the voice to convert to text. In addition, go read some books and learn to read as soon as possible. My wife won’t let me play with illiterate people because it will easily affect my IQ.)】

【Lu Xueqi: ……】

[Lin Dong: Voice (What the hell is this? Why did it suddenly appear in my mind?)]

[Lu Xian: Voice (Before you learn to read, please keep silent, illiterate person.)]

Forest City.

Lin Dong, who had just successfully defeated Lin Langtian and finally avenged his previous defeat, was now feeling gloomy and did not feel the joy of victory at all.

This is because a mysterious thing inexplicably appeared in his brain, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't control it.

In this strange space, many people were chatting by typing, but to Lin Dong, those words were like incomprehensible.

After a lot of trouble, Lin Dong finally started chatting with this group of mysterious people. However, what greeted him seemed to be everyone's disgust for him because he was illiterate.

Excessive!

unacceptable!

Lin Dong, who has been strong all his life, has made up his mind to find his sister Lin Qingtan and ask her to teach him how to read.

But before that, he started to chat in the group... Oh, no, it was text-to-speech.

“It seems like it can be done by long pressing…” Lin Dong thought about it and tried it. He long pressed a piece of text, and then seven or eight buttons popped up behind the text.

Copy, paste, cut, select text, select all, convert to text, convert to voice...

My goodness, he didn’t know a single word, so he could only use the most stupid method and try them one by one slowly.

Finally, when he tried the last button, he successfully converted the text into speech, and then he was very interested in seeing what these people were talking about.

He was so angry that his nose almost got crooked. These guys actually said that he had cerebral palsy! This is too much!

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, speaking of this Lin Dong, he has a close relationship with you! ]

[Xiao Yan:? 】

【Xiao Yan: I don’t know him! 】

[Lu Xian: In the novel, you met him after you broke through to the Dou Di level, and went to the Great Thousand World together.]

[Xiao Yan: Hiss~ Is there still such a relationship? ]

[Lu Xian: Not only that, you two are even closer. Your novel and Lin Dong's novel script were actually written by the same author. You two are like twin brothers with different fathers and mothers.]

[Xiao Yan:? ? ? 】

[Ye Fan: This is awesome, this is awesome, grab a small stool first! ]

【Zhang Chulan: Small stool +1. 】

【Qilin: +1. 】

【…】

【Lu Xian: If you want to hear it, I will tell you. 】

[Lu Xian: You all know that Huo Huo has a soul body cheat called Yao Lao, right? In fact, Lin Dong also has a soul body cheat, which is a celestial demon marten.]

[Xiao Yan: That's it? Isn't it normal to have some similarities? I received nine years of compulsory education. How could I be a half-brother of this illiterate person? Please don't insult me!]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you have your childhood sweetheart Xiao Xun'er, and Lin Dong has his childhood sweetheart Lin Qingtan.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you should seek revenge for the humiliation suffered by Naran Yanran, and Lin Dong should seek revenge for the humiliation suffered by Lin Langtian.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you need to collect strange fires, defeat the big boss and save the world. Lin Dong needs to collect ancestral symbols, defeat the big boss and save the world.]

[Lu Xian: There are many more that I won’t mention, for example, Xiao Xun’er is not a biological child of the Xiao family, so her identity is not simple, and Lin Qingtan is not a biological child of the Lin family, so her identity is not simple either.]

[Lu Xian: With so many similarities, just say they are twin brothers who were cut from the same mold!]

[Xiao Yan:...]

【Lin Dong: ……】

【Zhang Chulan: I laughed so hard! 】

[Ye Fan: It’s so hard to hold back! ]

[Yan Lingji: Interesting, are you two in the same boat? Squinting smile.jpg]

[Qilin: The luckiest thing in my life is being pulled into a chat group. It’s so much fun, sisters! ]

【Lu Xueqi: @Lu Xian, what about the other two newcomers? 】

[Lu Xian: I have seen it too. Besides, these two newcomers should be considered as half compatriots of me, Ye Fan, Huo Huo, Xiao Zhang, Da Huo Ji, and Qi Lin. They are from the parallel earth and are all from China.]

【Luo Feng: Huh? You are all Chinese too? No way? Can you prove it?】

Luo Feng had been pretending in the group, but in fact he was always wary of chat groups. It was fine that he joined a mysterious chat group, but it turned out that many people in the group seemed to be Chinese like himself. Isn't this too many coincidences?

Must be treated with caution!

【Lu Xian: Proof?】

[Lu Xian: Hello, Madfake, I’m Lu Xian, and I’m your father. Is that proof enough?]

[Luo Feng:...]

Lu Xian's friendly mixed communication in Chinese and English confused everyone in the group.

It doesn’t matter if Lu Xueqi and the others don’t understand.

As for those who understand...

In short, people who have been to school or not, people who are educated or not, all live in Bengbu now.

Even Luo Feng himself felt uncomfortable, but at the same time, it seemed like there was nothing wrong?
If I have to say something, it's that the other party's way of greeting...seems a little impolite.

[Xiao Yan: Newcomer? Is one proof enough? If not, I will prove it to you again.]

[Xiao Yan: Voice (Alpaca)]

hiss!
In an instant.

Luo Feng took a breath of cold air and his whole body shook.

That’s right!
This familiar three-word mantra, the familiar tone, the insult that is popular all over the world and deeply loved by the Chinese people, is definitely the kind of insult that only we Chinese can pronounce in such an authentic way!

So imposing!
Putting aside other things, this Xiao Yan is definitely a Chinese.

[Xiao Yan: Xiao Luo, do you believe it now? ]

【Luo Feng: Brother, I believe it! 】

[Xiao Yan: You see, I am such a bitch, I just have to be scolded. Spreading hands.jpg]

[Ye Fan: Huo Huo, you bastard, how can you be so uncivilized? Don’t you know that I’m protecting Xiao Luo? Don’t you know that you have to look at your big brother before scolding your little brother? ]

[Luo Feng:...]

Why do I feel like a dog?
[Xiao Yan: You have character, and your whole family has character! ]

[Lu Xian: Xiao Luo, now that you have joined the group, there is nothing to be wary of. So what realm are you in now? ]

【Luo Feng: Quasi-warrior...】

[Lu Xian: You just started cultivating your genetic energy? It's a bit low. At your current level, how should I put it? You're a pauper. There's really nothing worth caring about. Do you understand what I mean?]

【Luo Feng: I understand...】

[Luo Feng: Brother Lu, you seem to know something about me? ]

[Lu Xian: Not a little, I know a lot. I also know that your original purpose of becoming a warrior was to buy a new apartment for your family so that your lame brother can go up and down the stairs more easily, right?]

[Luo Feng:...]

[Xiao Yan: Oh, so Xiao Luo's family is in a difficult situation? Do you need any help? I don't have much, but I have a lot of gold coins! ]

[Ye Fan: Brother Xiao Luo is lame? The holy spring water should be able to cure it, right? ]

【Lu Xian: Sure.】

[Ye Fan sent Luo Feng an exclusive red envelope]

[Ye Fan: This bottle of holy spring water is a gift for you to meet this Heavenly Emperor. Use it to treat your brother's leg. Just drink it directly.]

[Luo Feng: Thank you, Emperor Ye Tian, but I am still in prison and cannot get out for the time being.]

[Zhang Chulan: Young man, I was in prison before, it's not a big deal, just escape from prison and kill people at will. Look at me, after escaping from prison, I'm invincible in my own world!]

[Lu Xian: Xiao Luo's combat power is quite high, unlike Xiao Zhang's, who are all weaklings. His top combat power is not inferior to Ye Heishihao's, so you should follow the procedure, otherwise you might be beaten to death.]

【Zhang Chulan: Just pretend I didn’t say anything.】

[Ye Fan: Wow! I’m starting to get a little interested. I thought that martial artists weren’t that strong. It looks like I won’t be so lonely in the future!]

[Lu Xian: After all, it is a higher world. The RR virus broke out on Xiao Luo's Earth, and there are many monsters. If you have nothing to do in the future, you can go and practice.]

I’m pretty much getting along well with the new group members.

Lu Xian closed the chat group interface, stood up lightly and prepared to leave.

"Brother Lu, where are you going?" Xiao Yan lay on the glazed tiles on the top of the hall, raised his head slightly and asked in confusion: "Are you not going to keep an eye on Ye Hei anymore?"

"Where are you going? It's almost dark, of course I'm going to sleep with my wife in my arms. Am I going to accompany you and Xiao Zhang to watch the stars on the roof of this palace at night?"

"As for Ye Hei, let's check on his progress tomorrow..."

(End of this chapter)