i'm just a cook

Lu Xiaozhan looked in the direction Wang Yan pointed, and an island came into view. The island was full of lush trees, with a few huts faintly exposed. Occasionally, seabirds flew by. The blue sea, blue sky and green island made Lu Xiaozhan praise it repeatedly place.

Pointing to the half-moon island, Wang Yan said: "This is a deserted island, and there are several islands of different sizes nearby, but the shape of this island looks like a half-moon from the air, so it was developed by the government. You see These houses were built by a few fishermen who rented the land, because there are no people here in the early stage of development, so it doesn’t cost much to stay for one night.”

After getting off the boat to the island and looking back, it’s another scene. Today is not the weekend. There is a piece of golden sand on the empty beach, and the vast sea is in front of you. Lu Xiaozhan suddenly feels very open and comfortable. He just rented the wooden house After putting down his things, he couldn't help but ran out, kicked his shoes off his feet and ran into the sea water.

The icy seawater was soaked up to his knees, Lu Xiaozhan splashed for a while and finally couldn't hold back, ran back to the beach, took off his flowery pants and T-shirt and threw them aside, then galloped into the sea again wearing a pair of black boxer trunks, When approaching the water's edge, he suddenly jumped into the sea like a flying fish, and shuttled vigorously through the water.

Tong Jian and Misha changed their clothes and came to the beach. Seeing Lu Xiaozhan swimming like a fish in the water from a distance, they couldn't help being stunned. How could someone with thin arms and legs have such explosive power?" Misha quickly came back to her senses, put her hands around her mouth and shouted: "Xiao Zhan, come back after catching some fish, let's eat you tonight... do it grilled fish!"

Lu Xiaozhan heard the cry coming out of the water, and spit out a mouthful of seawater: "Sister Misha, you..." Suddenly his eyes became straight, and he stared blankly behind Misha.

Wang Yan and Fang Xu each changed into their swimsuits and came out. They were all bikini styles. As usual, Wang Yan chose a fiery red one, while Fang Xu chose a red and white floral one, with a snow-white chest exposed and a slender jade body. Lu Xiaozhan's legs were shaking so much that he was submerged in sea water up to the tip of his nose, but he didn't realize it.The two walked hand in hand to the beach and saw Lu Xiaozhan's sluggish face, they couldn't help laughing at each other, Fang Xu deliberately tilted his hips up in a seductive pose, bit his red lips lightly and smiled at Lu Xiaozhan: "Little villain, you look good!" Is it?"

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly shook his head, and said with a serious face: "You two are showing too much in this swimsuit, be careful of sunburn..."

Wang Yanfangxu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly turned around to see An Qi put on a goose-yellow two-piece swimsuit and walked over with a smile.

With lingering fears in his heart, Lu Xiaozhan quickly swam to the beach and ran to An Qi's side, took An Qi's little hand, looked him up and down, and praised: "Honey, your figure is getting hotter and hotter, darling... that's also true. It’s just that I’m strong enough, or I’d have been hooked by you long ago.”

An Qi glanced at Wang Yan and Fang Xu with a smile, and said with something in her words: "Is your soul still there?" Lu Xiaozhan hurriedly laughed twice and pulled An Qi back to the sea. Wang Yan, Fang Xu and Misha and his wife The two followed with a cheer and rushed into the water.

After playing together, everyone went back to the beach and sat under the umbrella to rest. Tong Jian gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Xiaozhan, I didn't expect you to be so good at water, you look like an eel in the water!"

Lu Xiaozhan looked disdainful: "Where is this? I just played in the water for a while, Brother Tong, wait for me to catch a few fish later and then praise me."

Tong Jian was surprised: "Hey, can you still catch fish in the water?"

Lu Xiaozhan said with a smile: "I always feel that I am the reincarnation of Monkey King, not to mention catching a few fish, even if there is a golden cudgel in the East China Sea, I will catch it for him."

Everyone laughed for a while, but Lu Xiaozhan didn't think it was disobedient, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Hey, do you know why they don't get angry when people call Korean people Bangzi?"

An Qi and the others are familiar with Lu Xiaozhan's temperament, knowing what kind of story he is going to make up, they all pursed their lips and smiled and said nothing, Tong Jian was straightforward, and couldn't help asking: "I don't know, why?"

Lu Xiaozhan said seriously: "There used to be a foreigner named Archimedes. He said a famous saying - give me a stick, and I will be able to pry up the earth! After hearing this, the Koreans quickly announced: We are That stick, we can pry up the Earth Smecta! That's why it's called that..."

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Lu Xiaozhan borrowed a small boat from the renting manager on the island, let An Qi and the others play in the water first, and paddled out by himself. Seeing that he was far away from Banyue Island, he stopped the boat and twisted his neck twice , put his hand on the side of the boat, turned over and slid gently into the water.When he came here, Lu Xiaozhan had already thought that catching fish in the water could also use his own brainwaves, so he would not have to open his eyes in the water.

After entering the water with eyes closed, brain waves burst out unscrupulously, and all kinds of fish in the water are in sight.Lu Xiaozhan's heart suddenly moved, he slightly retracted some brainwaves, gathered them together with his thoughts, and shot out at a sea bream leisurely passing by in front of him, and the half-meter-long sea bream suddenly struck like lightning With a sudden shake, he was half floating in the water, motionless.Lu Xiaozhan was happy: "There is a door!" Swimming over, he grabbed the snapper in his hands, surfaced and threw it into a large bucket filled with seawater on the boat, only to see that snapper suddenly recovered, Fluttering vigorously.

Lu Xiaozhan's water skills have been practiced since he was a child. Seeing the effect of catching fish with brain waves is the same as electric fish with electric rods, he can't help but feel very playful. He really swims around quickly like an eel. The fish was stunned, and then he grabbed it and floated to the surface and threw the fish into the vat.Not long after, there were more than ten snapper, pomfret, mackerel and two unknown fish in the vat, each of which was flopping about in the vat.Lu Xiaozhan shook his head, counted the number of pieces in the bucket, and said to himself: "I don't know if it's okay to use brainwaves to stun people during a fight, try it next time... I almost forgot that An Qi loves lobsters, let's go down again." ..." Taking a deep breath, he turned over and dived again.

Lu Xiaozhan rowed the boat back to Half Moon Island, and when he dragged the big bucket back to the beach, everyone couldn't help being surprised to see a dozen fish jumping around in the bucket and three lobsters at the bottom of the bucket, and Tong Jian ran to the boat to mess around. , muttering in disbelief: "Where is the fishing rod..."

Lu Xiaozhan ran back to the wooden house and took out his backpack, he said with a smile, "I have prepared all the ingredients, let me show you something today!"

The big snapper was picked up by Lu Xiaozhan by pinching the gills. With his right hand, he took out a sharp bone-cutting knife from his bag, swirled it around his index finger a few times, and danced a knife, and then the snapper in his left hand Flying up and down.Wang Yan and Fangxu have seen Lu Xiaozhan's knife skills before, which is not bad. An Qi is even more familiar with Lu Xiaozhan's skills, but he sees Misha and Tong Jian with their hands clasped and their eyes like copper bells. Turning, both of them looked dull.

An Qi smiled and brought a large plate and waited beside Lu Xiaozhan. Based on her understanding of Lu Xiaozhan, she could almost know what Lu Xiaozhan was going to do next with just one look and one movement.

Lu Xiaozhan did not remove the scales and gills of the snapper, but pierced the belly of the fish with the tip of the knife, from the head down to the tail, and pulled out the internal organs with a light pick.The tip of the knife continued to dance, and after three or two strokes, two whole pieces of pink fish fell out and landed on the plate in An Qi's hand. It took only ten seconds before and after, and at this time, there was only one fish head attached to the snapper. There is only one keel and the entire empty fish skin, and the fish mouth is still moving strangely.

Before everyone applauded, Lu Xiaozhan grabbed the two pieces of fish and held them in the palm of his left hand. The sharp knife in his right hand flew horizontally, slices of fish as thin as cicada's wings flew up one after another, and fell into the plate accurately.Until the two pieces of fish were all sliced ​​into thin slices, Lu Xiaozhan inserted the sharp knife back, and quickly rolled up a pile of thin meat into tubes and arranged them in a circle with his fingers flying.After tidying up the fish rolls, he took out a small bottle of seasoning from his backpack, poured out a small dish and placed it in the middle of the fish rolls.

Lu Xiaozhan waved his hand and said with a smile: "Absolutely fresh sea bream sashimi with lemon vinegar, please taste it." Then everyone just woke up from a dream and clapped their hands.

I rented a barbecue pit from the manager of the wooden house, and borrowed a small charcoal stove, put charcoal on it and light it up.Lu Xiaozhan cleaned up the pomfret, mackerel, and two other unknown fish, put them on iron skewers, brushed them with seasoning, and grilled them. The lobster was stripped and cut into small pieces to cook lobster porridge.

The uncle of the wooden house manager who was sitting beside enjoying the cool air was staring at the sunset in a daze, when suddenly he sniffed and smelled a tempting fragrance, followed the fragrance and walked over, saw Lu Xiaozhan holding a dozen or so iron sticks in both hands, flipping over the charcoal fire The fish was grilling flutteringly, and there was still a pot of porridge steaming on the small charcoal stove at the side, and he couldn't help but praise: "Young man, your fish is grilled more fragrant than those made by our seaside people. Do you have a unique secret recipe?"

Lu Xiaozhan proudly said: "That's... our fish can be said to be a wild cat that can fly ten miles away and hook it from afar."

The uncle administrator smiled and said: "There are no wild cats on our island, but I'm afraid that your scent can attract people from the red skin island behind."

Lu Xiaozhan asked casually: "Is there an island behind here? Why didn't I see it?"

The administrator pointed to the back: "The place we are at is the curved surface of Banyue Island, which is semicircular, and the back is straight. We call it the string surface. There is a small island not far from the string surface. , you are invisible here."

Tong Jian asked curiously: "Then there are such beaches and cabins on the island?"

The administrator shook his head: "There are no trees there, and the whole island is bare. It can't be used for tourism development. The sun shines red before sunset, so we call it Hongpi Island. In the first half of the year, it was destroyed by a family or something. The pharmaceutical company rented it out and built a factory building as a research and development base. The workers there often come to our island by boat to eat seafood, and if they see you, they may have to ask you for the fish."

Just as he was talking, someone behind him suddenly exclaimed: "Huh? Who grilled the fish? It's so fucking delicious!"