i'm just a cook

There were about 80 people in the open space, each standing there neatly in groups of ten, each holding a wooden stick in his hand, wearing all black tight vests and black slacks, and each of them showed two strong arms With most of the chest muscles, there is a big "Dancing" character painted on the chest of the vest.

Lu Xiaozhan smacked his lips and got out of the car, looking at everyone in front of him curiously, Lao Lei walked over and said softly to Lu Xiaozhan: "I ordered these vests last time, but I left the wrong word for them, Wu Nong became Wu Nong. ...But the effect is not bad, is this outfit cool enough?"

Lu Xiaozhan nodded fiercely: "Cool enough! Cool enough! Hey Brother Lei, you're showing off." Turning to Shi Magang, he said, "Brother Shi, why don't you accept some beauties? That's the right way to wear this vest." Shi Magang, who got off his legs, staggered.

Shi Magang and Lao Lei wanted to discuss specific steps such as how to get there and how to retreat later. Lu Xiaozhan felt that there were too many mosquitoes here, and because the "uniforms" of the Mo gang were too eye-catching, Lu Xiaozhan expressed his determination not to go with them, and asked them where they were going. He pulled his slippers and took a step ahead, saying that he was waiting for them there.

The wine shop was not far from the repair shop. Not long after Lu Xiaozhan left, he saw a big door with a neon sign on it—Gold Medal Wine.

Lu Xiaozhan curled his lips in disdain, and muttered: "This shorty You has such old-fashioned names, Jinshui Gang, Gold Medal Wine..." He walked into the wine gate with contempt.

I have to say that although the name of this wine is old-fashioned, the business is extremely hot. The dance floor on the first floor is full of people shaking their heads there, and the booths on the stage and the second floor are also full of seats.Lu Xiaozhan took a glance and saw that there was no place to sit, and was thinking about whether to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman and sit down together, when suddenly someone walked up to him and greeted him with a smile.

Lu Xiaozhan immediately remembered that this was Zhang Kun, the boss of Fuyang Street Car Federation, who was passing by making soy sauce when he was fighting with the person who kidnapped Zhong Xian, and greeted him with a smile, "Brother Kun, come here to make soy sauce today gone?"

Zhang Kun Yile: "I'd like to call, but there's nothing for sale here. By the way, are you alone?" Seeing Lu Xiaozhan nodding, he pointed to a corner in the back and said, "There are no seats here now. , I have a booth over there, a few friends left earlier, why don't you come and sit."

Anyway, Lu Xiaozhan just came to watch the excitement, as long as there was a seat, he followed Zhang Kun to his booth.Zhang Kun looked at the empty wine bottles and glasses on the table, and said with some embarrassment: "How about I ask the waiter to come over and clean it up, look at this mess."

Lu Xiaozhan held Zhang Kun's shoulders and walked in, saying: "That's it, I'm not a big girl, I care so much."

Zhang Kun smiled and was about to speak, when suddenly he was taken aback, and pointed his mouth to the side: "Hey, there is really a big girl, you know her."

Lu Xiaozhan wondered: "I know him?" Then he turned his head to look, and was suddenly taken aback.

There were three women sitting in a booth next to it, and a few youths dressed as gangsters were chatting around, and one of the women, Lu Xiaozhan, really knew her, and it turned out to be Chen Lei again.The sound in the wine made Lu Xiaozhan a little dizzy, he couldn't hear what those gangsters said at all, but he could see Chen Lei's eyes widened angrily and clenched her small fists, but she looked helpless.

Lu Xiaozhan shook his head, and said to Zhang Kun: "Brother Kun, sit down first, I'll go and have a look. This girl is a smart girl, every time I meet her, nothing good happens." Zhang Kun knew Lu Xiaozhan's skill, nodded and entered The booth came out with a bottle of beer, ready to watch the fun.

Chen Lei was thinking about how to leave, when she suddenly saw Lu Xiaozhan walking slowly outside the booth with slippers on, she couldn't help being overjoyed, stood up and waved, "Xiao Zhan!"

Lu Xiaozhan patted the shoulders of a few gangsters and said excuse me, pushed aside the gangster next to Chen Lei and sat down, pouted angrily, "You don't sleep well during the beauty sleep, what are you doing here?"

Sitting next to Lu Xiaozhan, Chen Lei felt full of confidence, took out a small video camera from her carry-on bag, and said excitedly: "I heard that someone sells ecstasy here, so I asked two of my colleagues to pretend to come here to play. Take the evidence of their drug sale." Suddenly, the small face pointed at the gangsters and said, "They saw that the three of us girls are beautiful, and when they came over, they insisted on playing games with us, and said that the loser took off his clothes What, we won't play and they won't let us go."

The gangsters were smiling at the side, and one of the gangsters smiled at Chen Lei: "Sisters, is it bold to be accompanied by a little boy? To tell you the truth, I am the one who sells the pills. When you ask the waiter I knew it, and I already knew that you were secretly photographing there. But it doesn't matter, you may not even be able to keep your clothes for a while, let alone the things you photographed." He stretched out his hand to want Pull Chen Lei.

Lu Xiaozhan grabbed the gangster's wrist and said with a smile, "Brother, even if you treat me like a fart, you should still sneeze in response? Isn't it too contemptuous to catch my friend in front of me?"

The bastard struggled to move his hands, but stared at him and shouted, "What's the matter? You don't want to see whose place this is?"

Lu Xiaozhan smiled: "I know, isn't it You Shorty's territory? That's why I came here." As he spoke, he punched the bastard on the bridge of the nose, and the bastard threw his head back but did not fall to the ground. With a lift of his foot, he kicked the gangster's face and sent him flying straight out onto the dance floor outside the door.There were bursts of screams from the dance floor, and after the commotion, a large space was left in the middle.

Lu Xiaozhan looked in the direction of the dance floor and smiled apologetically: "I was a little tired after taking a sauna just now, which caused you to suffer twice."

The gangsters next to him were laughing and watching the fun, when they suddenly noticed that the leader flew out suddenly, they all shouted and cursed at Lu Xiaozhan by picking up wine bottles and glasses from the table and greeting Lu Xiaozhan's head.After a few muffled noises, those gangsters flew out of the booth one after another and fell onto the dance floor outside the entrance. They lay on their backs and passed out, with regular patterns on the soles of slippers on their faces.

The deafening music suddenly became much lighter. A dozen or so security guards surrounded him. A middle-aged man walked out of the office behind the stage. He walked to Lu Xiaozhan's booth and stood still. He hooked his fingers and said coldly: "Come out and talk."

Lu Xiaozhan said to Chen Lei: "Chen Yuanyuan, sit here and don't run around, and remember not to shoot me secretly!" Chen Lei nodded excitedly, took a bucket of popcorn from the table and ate it.

Two of her colleagues next to her asked softly: "Chen Lei, there are so many of them, why do you still want to eat this stuff?"

Chen Lei waved her hand: "Shh, watch the excitement, don't talk."

Lu Xiaozhan walked out of the booth slowly, and smiled at the middle-aged man: "I came out, what do you want to say to me?"

The middle-aged man pointed at the gangsters lying on the ground expressionlessly: "What do you think I can tell you about the person who beat me here?" With a wave of his hand, the group of security guards pulled out their waists The rubber stick is ready to move forward.

"Then don't talk about it." Lu Xiaozhan shrugged indifferently, jumped up suddenly, and kicked two security guards in the face at the same time. After two muffled sounds, the two also flew upside down and landed on the dance floor.

Before everyone could react, Lu Xiaozhan jumped up again, kicked the door in the face, flew out, and fell on his back. The dozen or so security guards around him all lay on the dance floor in the same shape and posture in the blink of an eye.

The music stopped abruptly, and there was silence all around. Everyone in the wine stared blankly at this thin young man in floral underpants and slippers.

"Papa..." Suddenly there was a burst of crisp applause, and Zhang Kun put the beer bottle under his arm and clapped his hands smilingly, saying to the middle-aged man, "Changde, I'm afraid you are not enough."

The middle-aged man was taken aback when he saw Zhang Kun: "Crazy Kun, are you two together?"

Zhang Kun waved his hands and smiled, "It's nothing to do with me, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce."

The middle-aged man named Changde nodded, took out his phone and dialed the number, and when he got through, he just said "Come in", hung up the phone, looked at Lu Xiaozhan coldly and said, "How dare you come here alone to make trouble , brother, what is it?"

Lu Xiaozhan scratched his head and said awkwardly: "I always say this, but no one believes it. In fact, I'm just a cook."

Chang De didn't speak anymore, but his eyes were full of disbelief, Lu Xiaozhan said helplessly: "I know you don't believe it..."

At this moment, a group of people rushed in from outside the gate, and they approached Chang De holding wooden sticks, iron pipe machetes, etc., Chang De waved his hand: "Let's go together." The group of people surrounded Lu Xiaozhan with a whoosh.

When the group of people rushed into the door, Chen Lei's two colleagues had turned pale with fright. They pulled Chen Lei's clothes and whispered, "Chen Lei, what should we do? Let's call the police!"

Chen Lei held the bucket of popcorn and stood up and counted the heads: "One, two... 37." She sat down again and continued eating, and said vaguely, "It's okay, this person will be killed in a while." It can be done, let's watch the fun." The two female colleagues glanced at Chen Lei blankly, then turned to look at Lu Xiaozhan, with disbelief on their faces.

Lu Xiaozhan looked at the crowd rushing up with a smile, and took a deep breath: "Ahem... I'm choking to death! The air here is really bad, get out early to get some fresh air." Pushing forward, everyone Drink: "Segenbruggen!"

——Note: Segenbruggen is a whirlwind kick used by a certain character in an old arcade game (Street Fighter).