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Early the next morning, Lu Xiaozhan, who was sleeping, was awakened by the ringing of the phone, and just as he picked it up in a daze, Xu Wei's roar came from the other end: "You won't come back to live on the first night when you move to your new home, you will die!" Where did you go?"

Lu Xiaozhan was so frightened that he woke up suddenly, glanced at Wang Yan who was sleeping next to him, and said in a low voice: "Beauty, I encountered something last night, I didn't have time to come back, I will tell you when I come back. "

"You..." Wang Yan suddenly turned over with a humming sound. Xu Wei just heard the groaning in the middle of his sentence, and he was stunned for a while and then said in a low voice, "Stinky boy, don't play too much, come back and talk to me!" You settle the score! Remember that school will start tomorrow, come back early to pack up and report for duty." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

Lu Xiaozhan lay on the bed in a daze for a while, the plot against Gao Li was still in front of him, but suddenly it was time to start school, thinking of the legendary Tianhai University, which was full of beauties, he couldn't help but get excited, he turned over and got out of bed Get up your clothes.

Wang Yan woke up slowly, looked at Lu Xiaozhan with sleepy eyes, and said in a raving voice: "Remember to close the door when you go out, I have to sleep a little longer..."

After getting dressed, Lu Xiaozhan leaned over and kissed Wang Yan gently on the cheek, then turned and left gracefully.Originally, there was something about Ye Zhen Zhen that gave him a headache, but now he suddenly figured it out, isn't it a woman?This is called radish with mud - eat a piece and wash a piece.

When they returned to Nanshan Huajing's home, Lu Man and An Qi had already gone out, which made Lu Xiaozhan temporarily relieved, but when Xu Wei saw him coming back, he pulled him by the ear with a cold face and pulled him away. on the sofa.

Lu Xiaozhan sat down obediently, held Xu Wei's hand with a playful smile and said, "Beauty, what's the matter?"

Xu Wei said angrily: "Why did you go there last night? Look at your eye circles are as black as charcoal. Why is there a woman's voice beside you so early in the morning?"

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly withdrew his smile, and said righteously: "Where are you going, beauty? Am I that kind of person?" Then he told the story of Zhao Kui's attempt to misbehave with Wang Yan yesterday, but only concealed what happened in the end. Changed the matter to "Wang Yan's medicine is not as strong as I guarded her for a night."

Xu Weijing said angrily after hearing these words: "Wang Yan should sue that black face Zhao!"

Lu Xiaozhan said disdainfully: "Sue? Come on, when the time comes to embarrass her, she will still..." At this point, he suddenly stopped talking.

Xu Wei glanced at him, and said with a half-smile: "Or what?"

Lu Xiaozhan covered his mouth and slipped away: "Nothing!"

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From Nanshan Huajing to Tianhai University, you need to cross half of Tianhai City diagonally. The crowded road along the way made Lu Xiaozhan very depressed. Xu Wei, who was driving, looked at him from the rearview mirror and said lightly: "You don't think the road is long. You can ask for a dormitory in the school."

Lu Xiaozhan's eyes lit up: "Is the male dormitory far from the female dormitory?"

"..."

When they arrived at Tianhai University, there were already crowds of people at the gate, Ye Zhenzhen greeted her and went to her finance department to report, Xu Wei pulled Lu Xiaozhan, who was still looking around at the beautiful women, and walked straight in, An Qi hugged a pile of registration materials and hugged tightly follow.

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly came back to his senses: "Hey wife, I forgot to ask you, which department are you in?"

An Qi said: "Mechanical and Electrical."

"Oh." Lu Xiaozhan responded casually, and suddenly jumped up, "Mechatronics? Are there not many girls in that department?"

An Qi smiled: "So don't expect to come to my place to find beautiful women."

Lu Xiaozhan said anxiously: "Who wants to go to your place to find beautiful women? I'm worried that something will happen sooner or later if you are surrounded by a large group of men! There are more wolves and less flesh..."

But despite Lu Xiaozhan's dissatisfaction, An Qi couldn't change the department now. Xu Wei led Lu Xiaozhan to the foreign language department where he was at the registration office, and then took An Qi to the Mechanical and Electrical Department.

Lu Xiaozhan felt resentful in his heart, suddenly someone patted his shoulder, and a crisp voice called out: "Master!"

Looking back, Lu Xiaozhan couldn't help being taken aback: "Linlin? Xiao Wanglu? You two are also from the foreign language department?"

Yuan Yilin and Wang Lu bared their snow-white teeth together and made a grimace, and said contemptuously, "You are still our master, so I don't know how to ask others."

Lu Xiaozhan laughed dryly: "Hey...well, let's report first." He walked a few steps forward to report.

At the registration office, there was a middle-aged male teacher receiving the freshmen one by one, and there were several male students chatting with each other. When it was Lu Xiaozhan's turn, he walked over and handed over the materials: "I Come and report."

A few boys next to him glanced at him and continued chatting. The male teacher took the materials and flipped through them, looked up at Lu Xiaozhan and smiled, "Everyone is going to study in middle school in China and go to university abroad. Why do you reverse it?"

Lu Xiaozhan said with a serious look: "Because I miss my country! I miss my compatriots! I miss..."

The male teacher quickly interrupted him: "It's alright, alright... Do you want a dormitory?"

Lu Xiaozhan: "Yes."

The male teacher pushed a registration book, Lu Xiaozhan got a key after filling it out, and stood aside to wait for the two chicks.

When Yuan Yilin and Wang Lu walked over, the boys next to them suddenly stopped chatting, and made eye contact with each other, and after they registered, they rushed forward like hungry dogs, shouting: "Student, classmate, I Come and help you with your luggage!" The two chicks were so scared that Huarong almost sat down on the ground, and quickly waved their hands: "We don't live on campus, we don't have luggage..."

Lu Xiaozhan said angrily, "Why is there such a big difference between people?"

The dormitory building of Tianhai University is well built, with deep red walls and wide balconies, quite European style.Lu Xiaozhan walked and watched in satisfaction, and when he arrived at his dormitory, he couldn't help being dumbfounded when he saw the conspicuous number on the door—two one three.

"Fortunately, it's not Arabic numerals..." Lu Xiaozhan opened the door and walked in while muttering.

Someone in the dormitory had already arrived first, and they were talking together. Looking at the luggage on each bunk, Lu Xiaozhan seemed to be the last one to arrive. The three people in the room laughed in unison: "Welcome the last second b!" He staggered and almost hit the door frame.

Young people are easy to communicate with, so Lu Xiaozhan and the other three roommates got to know each other.The one with white face, tall oily hair and noodle noodles is called Yuan Fei, from the big bags and small bags he brought, he should be from a good family background; the thin and short one is called Zhuo Han, with ordinary appearance but sharp eyes; It is said that he is from a scholarly family, and my dad said everything he said...

The four of them discussed their ages, Yuan Fei was born in the first lunar month and became the eldest, Zhuo Han was the youngest, fat Huang Chaopeng was the third, and Lu Xiaozhan laughed at himself bitterly: "It seems that I am the second master."

When it was the agreed time to gather, the four of them closed the door, talked and laughed, and went straight to the classroom.The Department of Foreign Languages ​​is a large department, and there are already many people sitting in a mess in the classroom. When Lu Xiaozhan turned his eyes, he saw Yuan Yilin and Wang Lu sitting by the window. For the sake of his plan to pick up girls, he pretended not to know them and went to the classroom He found an empty seat at the back and sat down.

Yuan Fei suddenly said in a low voice: "Hey, look at the two beauties by the window over there, they are so fucking beautiful!"

Zhuo Han echoed: "It's beautiful! Tsk tsk... I think it's enough to be a colonel."

The fat man Huang Chaopeng straightened his eyes: "I think the one with the round face is beautiful... My father said that to find a wife, you have to find a round face, Mr. Fu."

The three contemptuously said: "I'll go..."

Not long after, a teacher pushed the door and entered. It was the one in charge of registration. He stood in front of the podium and cleared his throat and said, "Hi everyone, my name is Sheng Lingren. You can call me Teacher Sheng." Write your name on the blackboard.

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly said in a low voice: "Don't talk about domineering, our teacher's anger is gone..." The people around him all burst into laughter, covering their mouths and holding back their laughter.

Sheng Lingren turned around and stared: "Why are you having fun? The military training the day after tomorrow will be fun for you!"

Lu Xiaozhan was taken aback: "Military training?"