i'm just a cook

Zhang Xixi also stared at him with wide eyes: "Don't you forget what day of the week it is? Remember to dress up tomorrow, don't embarrass our department."

Lu Xiaozhan calmed down, and said disdainfully: "Cut, man, I still need to dress up like this? I'm sure to fascinate a lot of people when I appear on the stage..."

But having said that, the next day Lu Xiaozhan still dressed himself up carefully. Before leaving, he ran into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror for a while before leaving the door satisfied. When he sat in the car, he suddenly thought of Wang. Lu, who hadn't seen her for a few days, couldn't help but ask Yuan Yilin.

Yuan Yilin was still gesticulating with the flying knife in her hand, and said casually: "Didn't you also give her a ring? Just look at her position and you'll know."

Lu Xiaozhan slapped his forehead: "Yes, look at my memory." He took out the small display from his pocket, opened it and looked at it for a long time, then asked Yuan Yilin, "Hey, you know her family? Can you see it here? "Speaking, he moved the display device over.

Yuan Yilin glanced: "That's right, it's her home." She suddenly realized, "Huh? Why doesn't she come to school when she's at home? Uncle Wang also said that he couldn't come because of something at home."

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, but he didn't say it in front of Yuan Yilin, but secretly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Ding Feng.

……

The whole morning classes passed quickly, and Lu Xiaozhan had lunch to watch the freshmen meeting. It was almost time, so he made an appointment with three roommates and arrived at the venue early in order to grab a good seat.

Some people in the venue had already arrived first, chatting together in twos and threes. Lu Xiaozhan saw that there were still several seats in the first row vacant. Then he took a seat for Yuan Yilin.

The four of them chatted for a while, and the fat man Huang Chaopeng suddenly mentioned Wang Lu who hadn't come for a few days. Looking at his tender eyes, Yuan Fei couldn't help but joked: "I haven't seen you chatting with others before. You don’t know anything and you’re already in love with someone to death?”

Huang Chaopeng said solemnly: "My dad said that women are for love, not for understanding!"

Lu Xiaozhan chuckled: "So Shakespeare is your father? It's a pleasure to meet you!"

Huang Chaopeng blushed: "I just said my dad said it, but didn't say it was his original..."

Yuan Fei put his arms around his shoulders and said, "I'm telling you, third child, picking up girls is a job that depends on both talent and hard work. It's useless for you to just think about it here, and you should do it." He turned his head and asked Zhuo Han, "Youngest, do you think so?"

Zhuo Han smiled and shook his head: "I don't understand either, don't ask me."

Lu Xiaozhan nodded in agreement: "As the saying goes - a thin-skinned girl can't get away with it, but a thick-skinned girl can do it."

Yuan Fei was happy: "Second brother, what do you mean, are you a master of flowers?"

Lu Xiaozhan said proudly: "Of course, I can't handle the young master's work!"

The three contemptuously said in unison: "Just blow it!"

Lu Xiaozhan turned his head: "Do you believe it or not."

Zhuo Han suggested: "Don't just talk but don't practice, why don't we make a bet, I'll point you to a beautiful woman, how about you show us the scene?"

Lu Xiaozhan waved his hand indifferently: "Just bet, please."

As soon as Zhuo Han looked up, he saw Yuan Yilin walking in with a newly bought ice cream cone peeling off the package, and pouted at her: "Hey Mr. Zhan, Yuan Yilin is one of the newly released school beauties, do you dare to come in?" ? You’re going to win and I’ll lose you a week’s worth of iced Coke.”

Lu Xiaozhan nodded: "Wait!" He stood up and went up to him, his left hand gently wrapped his arms around Yuan Yilin's small waist, while she was in a daze, he snatched her egg cone, and put it in her ear solemnly He said softly, "It's easy to shake your hands after eating ice cream, so don't eat it if you practice flying knives recently."

Yuan Yilin nodded blankly: "Oh..." Followed Lu Xiaozhan to the reserved seat, sat down and was dazed.

Zhuo Han watched helplessly as Lu Xiaozhan put his arms around Yuan Yilin's waist and took her ice cream, but Yuan Yilin was not angry, and sat down with him, giving her a thumbs up in admiration.

Huang Chaopeng looked at Lu Xiaozhan with admiration and praised: "Second brother, you are too good!"

Lu Xiaozhan waved his hand: "What is this? It's not difficult."

Yuan Fei suddenly smiled and said, "Hey, I found you a difficult one." Pointing to the door, he said, "See? The top school girl in this world, if you dare to go up and kiss her, I will lose." Sunday lunch for you."

Lu Xiaozhan looked in the direction he pointed, and it was An Qi who walked in from outside the door with a smile on her face. She was secretly amused, but said with an angry expression on her face: "Didn't you see someone grow up like a goddess?" Yes, you have to kiss her to win, and the difficulty is too high?"

Yuan Fei raised another finger: "Lunch for two weeks!"

Lu Xiaozhan nodded: "Deal!" Standing up, he walked towards the door.

An Qi was surrounded by a few boys, who were courting her non-stop. The timber prince Liu Taiyuan followed with a smile. To him, those few fly-like boys were not enough to pose a threat to him. He wanted to Only Lu Xiaozhan was defeated.When Liu Taiyuan was thinking about it, he suddenly found Lu Xiaozhan in front of him, and he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He was about to say hello politely, but he saw Lu Xiaozhan hugged An Qi suddenly, bowed his head and kissed her on the face. for a moment.

The surrounding was quiet for a while, before those boys could react, An Qi pushed him away with a blushing face and said coquettishly, "You...what are you doing?"

Lu Xiaozhan came close to her ear and coaxed softly: "It's a bet with someone, let's settle the score slowly when we get home..." After finishing speaking, he ran back to his seat.

Only then did the boys come back to their senses, blushing and clamoring to teach that Meng Lang guy who dared to kiss the goddess in their hearts a lesson, Liu Taiyuan's eyes flashed an imperceptible light, and he stretched out his hand to stop those boys The man smiled and said: "The goddess is not in a hurry, why are you so anxious?"

Huang Chaopeng's eyes had changed from admiration to admiration, and he excitedly held Lu Xiaozhan's hand and said, "Second brother, Young Master Zhan, you are simply my idol! I've decided to follow you from today and learn how to pick up girls from you!"

Yuan Fei looked at Lu Xiaozhan in disbelief, and said in a stuttering voice, "Are you...really?"

Lu Xiaozhan stroked his forehead bangs: "How is it? Convinced?"

Yuan Feixiang made a difficult decision, gritted his teeth and said, "One last bet, if you win, I... I will be your servant for a month."

Lu Xiaozhan sneered: "Okay, if you sell yourself, can I not accept it?"

Yuan Fei looked around for a while, and suddenly laughed as if he had discovered a new world: "Hey, second child, have you seen that beautiful woman who is busy over there? That is the president of our school's student union, nicknamed Bing Meigui, How about it? Do you dare to bet?"

Lu Xiaozhan looked in the direction he was pointing, and was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the chairman of the student union was actually Xu Wei, who was setting up the venue with several senior students.Seeing Xu Wei who was busy, Lu Xiaozhan felt guilty for a while, he cared too little for his two sisters.

Seeing that Lu Xiaozhan was stunned and did not speak, Yuan Fei thought he was surprised by Xu Wei's beauty, so he patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Don't say I'm too much, if you don't dare, you will be my attendant for a month .”

Lu Xiaozhan came back to his senses, smiled and said nothing, stood up and walked to Xu Wei's side and called softly: "Beauty!"

Xu Wei turned his head: "Huh?"

Lu Xiaozhan put his arm around Xu Wei's shoulder and said softly, "Second Sister, I realize that I don't care about you too much, I'm sorry...it won't happen in the future!"

Xu Wei couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then smiled sweetly: "Sister understands." He touched Lu Xiaozhan's head, and said softly, "I still have to work, I'll talk about it when I get home."

When Lu Xiaozhan returned to his seat, Yuan Fei looked at him like a monster, and murmured, "You...you actually made Bing Meigui laugh?" Although he won the bet, Lu Xiaozhan didn't show off this time, just He smiled lightly and then changed the subject.

As time passed, freshmen from various departments entered the venue one after another. At two o'clock in the afternoon, the freshmen meeting officially kicked off. According to the usual practice, the principal gave an opening speech to welcome new students. Lu Xiaozhan looked at the stage Principal Su, who talked eloquently, couldn't help feeling deeply moved: "Why does this old man talk so much..."

Finally, it was time for the official performance. Whether it was the singing and dancing performed by girls from the art department or the poetry recitation performed by girls from the Chinese department, Lu Xiaozhan watched them carefully with his eyes wide open. Opinion.

The squad leader Zhang Xixi suddenly ran over from the side, lowered his voice and yelled at Lu Xiaozhan: "I said, why are you still having fun here? It's time for you to appear on the stage soon, why don't you change your clothes?"

Lu Xiaozhan slapped his forehead: "Oh, I'm too busy looking at beauties." He quickly followed Zhang Xixi to the backstage, and changed into an ancient costume with a toga and long sleeves as required by the show, and the students who were piped with utensils also put it on for him. An antique purple gold crown with two fake pheasant feathers inserted on it.

Zhang Xixi looked left and right at him, smacked his lips in satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, you look like a dog..."

Lu Xiaozhan said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what are you talking about, Squad Leader Hai?"

Zhang Xixi rolled her eyes and was about to chat with him when she suddenly heard an announcement from the stage: "Next is a joint performance by the Department of Foreign Languages ​​and the Department of Finance and Economics——Lu Bu's Diao Chan!" Pushing Lu Xiaozhan quickly, he said, "Get ready!" It's on stage, if you don't perform well, be careful I'll bite you!"

Lu Xiaozhan glanced at Zhang Xixi's front teeth, quickly tidied up his coat and hat, walked up to the stage with one hand stroking the front and the other holding a pheasant feather, still secretly guessing: "What kind of beauties from other departments? ?”

The scenery on the stage has been set up. In front of the background of Fengyi Pavilion, a slim figure in ancient clothes is sitting with his back to the front of the stage. Lu Xiaozhan glanced at it from a distance, and praised in his heart: "This figure... tsk tsk, I don't know the face. How does it look like?" Flicking the pheasant feather in his hand, he walked onto the stage with a big laugh, and chanted loudly, "With such stars and such a night, for whom will the wind be exposed?" When she was a few steps away from the beautiful woman Standing still, he said tenderly, "Little lady, be careful not to catch a cold when you are exposed deeper."

The beauty Youyou sighed: "Oh... you finally came to see me..." She said and turned around slowly, looking at Lu Xiaozhan with affectionate eyes.

The moment she turned around, Lu Xiaozhan only felt a buzzing sound in his head, his eyes widened and he stuttered: "This, this, this... I can't live through this day!"