i'm just a cook

The boxing captain and the rest of the team members were all dumbfounded. The delicate little girl in front of her looked like a fairy, dressed like a princess, but unexpectedly, she sounded like a bastard when she opened her mouth.The captain collected himself and wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth but said nothing.

Lu Man said to Lu Xiaozhan worriedly: "You let the girl deal with their entire boxing team alone?"

Lu Xiaozhan said indifferently: "That girl didn't hit the house for three days, but she didn't get beaten, she found someone to fight with. Don't worry, she didn't pay attention to these boxers... Brother Tong is right. Can't stop, I didn't say you."

Tong Jian looked at Pan Wei'er's slender waist with a cigarette in astonishment, and was about to say something doubtful, but suddenly remembered Lu Xiaozhan's amazing explosive power in the sea of ​​Banyue Island, and finally closed his mouth and said nothing.

Pan Wei'er set up her posture and waited for a long time without seeing anyone move from the other party. She became a little impatient, frowned and said in disdain: "You guys don't do anything and don't move away, what's the matter just staring at me here? Momo Chirping doesn't look like a man."

The captain became anxious when he heard it, and shouted at Pan Weier: "Hey, what are you talking about, little girl? Are we talking about it? Are you afraid of hurting your delicate skin and tender flesh? You hurry to the side Stand still, let's find that kid." He pointed to Lu Xiaozhan who was smoking a cigarette beside him.

Pan Wei'er said helplessly: "I said, are you going to make a move? If you don't come, I'll pass!" After speaking, Youhu flashed to the side of the captain, raised his knee and bumped into his lower abdomen.

The captain's eyes were still on Lu Xiaozhan, and suddenly found that the little beauty in front of him had arrived beside him at some point, and he stretched out his hands to block him in shock, suddenly felt a heavy blow to his abdomen, and rolled his eyes under a burst of severe pain Bai fainted and fell to the ground.

Pan Wei'er reached out and lightly brushed the hem of her skirt, and smiled at the unconscious captain on the ground: "At least you are being polite to me, otherwise my knee would have moved down three inches." The stunned boxers smiled playfully, stretched out a finger and said, "It's still the same sentence, if you don't come, I will pass!" The boxers were so frightened that they subconsciously covered their vitals with their hands. Shake your head.

Lu Xiaozhan touched Tong Jian, who was also dumbfounded, and asked softly, "Brother Tong, you were all dragged here by your captain? Have you received an appearance fee?"

Tong Jian shook his head: "How can there be any fee? Besides the coach, our captain is the biggest in the team. If someone doesn't listen to what he says, it will be miserable."

Suddenly, Lu Xiaozhan called out to Pan Weier: "Girl, that's all right, come back."

Pan Wei'er pursed her lips and stomped her feet, went back to Lu Xiaozhan, picked up the cigarette in his hand, put it near her mouth, and took a sharp puff, complaining: "I just won't let me play when I get excited, these days I can't make it through..."

Lu Xiaozhan knocked her on the head with a smile: "Don't learn my mantra!" Turning to Tong Jian, he said, "Brother Tong, you and your teammates go to the next station first, and I will talk to the master." Pan Weier winked her eyes, and quietly pointed to the two large oil barrels placed in the corner of the parking lot.

Pan Weier nodded knowingly, with a smirk on her lips, took back her small satchel from Lu Man's hand, took out a mini jar the size of an eyedrop bottle, and threw it behind the two oil barrels.With a muffled bang, the small jar exploded the moment it hit the ground, releasing a puff of gray smoke.

Suddenly there was a strange scream from behind the oil barrel, and then he ran away from him, Lu Xiaozhan pretended to be surprised and shouted: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Mao? Why are you hiding there? "

Mao Tianqi was the one who was bombed out after hiding behind the oil drum, but at this time, the image of the elegant and handsome boy no longer existed, his hair was messed up like a bird's nest, and there was still a trace of white smoke, and a smear of black on his face It was so dusty that I couldn't see the original appearance clearly, the chest of the dress was colorful, and I couldn't tell whether it was blown out or the noodle and vegetable soup that Lu Xiaozhan dumped on him just now.Hearing Lu Xiaozhan's joking tone, he shrank away in fright, rubbed his eyes vigorously with his hands, and was so frightened that he muttered and cried for not knowing what.

Pan Wei'er walked over and kicked him lightly: "Hey, I said you should stop pretending, this is a small air bomb, at most it will pierce your oily skin, such a big man howls so loudly, Not ashamed either."

Only then did Mao Tianqi stop crying, flinching aside and said, "You...what do you want to do?"

Lu Xiaozhan chuckled: "Mr. Mao, every time you ask this question, but every time you come here to find trouble, if you want to have a bad memory, hurry up and buy two pig brains to make up for it." He pointed to the group next to him. The boxer asked, "Could you please tell me, which show is this? Could it be that you saw that I just bought land and were afraid that I would be poor, so you sent me money again?"

Looking at the boxers who looked like a flock of quail and the captain who looked like a dead quail, Mao Tianqi felt his mouth was full of bitterness, and he could not speak for a long time with a mournful face.Pan Wei'er squatted beside him with a smile, put her chin on her hands and looked at him in a cute way, and said in a loud voice: "This little face is probably very handsome if it is washed, how can it be a murderous person?" What about it? Ah no, I don’t know if it was spent or not.”

Lu Xiaozhan smiled, and said to Pan Weier: "Forget it girl, let him go, Mr. Mao's appearance is enough to be rated as one of the top ten sad reminders of this year, don't make things difficult for him."

Pan Wei'er stood up helplessly: "Okay, you've already said that... hey, why are you still sitting here? How about I drop another gas bomb to give you a ride?" Seeing Mao Tianqi sitting on the ground with a blank expression on his face , Pan Weier deliberately put her hand into the satchel to scare him.

Mao Tianqi suddenly jumped up from the ground, and fled without looking back.Lu Xiaozhan shook his head helplessly and said to Pan Wei'er: "That kid's father is the deputy mayor, so we can just scare him, and we can't bully him too much. I hope he can learn his lesson this time and stop picking trouble."

Pan Wei'er curled her lips: "I'm afraid that he will forget to add his bones, next time I provoke me, I will throw him an ink bomb and let him wash off his skin. Hey, what color do you think is good..."

Tong Jian once again accused Lu Xiaozhan of a crime, and reminded Misha repeatedly not to mention this matter. Seeing that Lu Xiaozhan didn't take this matter to heart, he led the boxing team to leave with their captain. go.

It was only when Lu Xiaozhan got in the car that he realized that it was past five o'clock in the afternoon, so he hurriedly said to Lu Man, "Sister, the girl and I will not go back for now, You Shorty invites you to dinner."

Lu Man nodded: "Then, where are you going?"

There was a playful smile on the corner of Lu Xiaozhan's mouth: "It's just across from our Bird of Paradise, Akita Western Restaurant."