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There was a sudden eruption in the auditorium, and almost everyone stood up in an instant, waving their hands and shouting: "Crazy! Crazy! Kill him!..."

Little Hlov waved to the host, took the microphone over, and said with a smile: "We don't want to do anything, but the lunatic's hands are itchy, do you accept the challenge?"

According to the rules here, no matter who comes to the stage to challenge, they cannot refuse. This is an underground boxing arena, and all kinds of accidents and excitement are what they want.The host looked sympathetically at Link who was shrunk behind him, nodded, took back the microphone and shouted: "Friends, the mysterious lunatic Sky is going to challenge our overlord Link! Are you ready?"

Usually what he meant was to tell the audience to place their bets, but today's situation seems to be a bit special. The madman's name became known within a day, and everyone knew it. He crippled that pervert with one move. tanks, so today the bet seems to be a bit one-sided, and everyone knows that the madman should win.

At this time, little Khlov suddenly spoke again, and he said with a smile: "If possible, I would like to add another bet. For 5000 million rubles, I bet that the madman will knock down the opponent in a second."

Silence, complete silence, everyone in the audience, including the host and Link on the stage, all froze there, knocking down the opponent in a second, isn't this too exaggerated?Even if Madman is very strong, those are just legends. What they see in their eyes is Link's strong body and Madman's thinness. From the perspective of body shape, the difference between the two is too great.

After all, the host reacted a little faster. He thought it would be no problem for the madman to win, but little Hlov was too arrogant. One second?How can it be?This is equivalent to sending money!So he didn't think about it any more, and nodded in agreement directly: "Okay! Then we will increase the bet. If the madman knocks down Link in one second, the odds are... [-] for [-]!"

Whoa...!

There was another commotion at the scene, one pays three!This kind of odds has not appeared for a long time. If you are lucky enough to bet, it is a chance to make a lot of money!What the host didn't expect was that more than half of the people at the scene had placed extra bets, betting that the lunatic could knock down Link in a second. In a very short period of time, the handicap here was accepted. A bet of 5000 million, which naturally included the [-] million rubles of Khlov Jr.

The host wiped the sweat off his forehead, walked to the center of the ring, beckoned Lu Xiaozhan and Link to stand up, then backed away a few steps, and shouted into the microphone again: "Let's be excited now! It's coming, let us witness this miracle! Get ready..."

As if facing a big enemy, Link took half a step back and put on a defensive posture. He thought very clearly. In terms of body shape, after all, he had the upper hand. Even if he lost today, he could rely on himself A whole body of hard muscles withstood this second, otherwise, I am afraid that I did not die at the hands of a lunatic, and the boss would not let me live again, because according to the three-for-one, the output would be several hundred million!

The host raised his right hand high, and beads of sweat began to drip down his forehead again. It only took a second to see the result!

Link stared nervously at Lu Xiaozhan in front of him, every nerve in his body was in a tense state, as the host's right hand fell suddenly, a crisp bell sounded, Link subconsciously crossed his hands to protect his chest.But at this moment, he clearly saw a playful look in Lu Xiaozhan's eyes, and before he could react, his arms seemed to be hit by a high-speed car, a huge force Hit him so that he couldn't control his figure completely, and flew straight back.

The audience in the audience only saw that Madman Sky seemed to move, and then Link was slapped out like an unlucky fly, flying directly from the center of the ring to the edge of the ring, and his body was hitting the fence rope. It was only when he was blocked that he fell to the ground hard, his hands and feet twitched a few times, and then he didn't move anymore.

From the ringing of the bell to Link flying backwards, the entire process took exactly one second. After nearly half a minute of sluggishness, everyone woke up suddenly, and a deafening cheer resounded throughout the boxing ring.This is simply amazing. With Link's such a large stature, the lunatic actually knocked him down in just a second. How did he do it?

But now no one cares about how Lu Xiaozhan did it. What the audience cares about is the bet. Many people bet some money for the extra bet for this second just for fun. They ran to exchange the winning money with the ticket stubs, and those who didn’t dare to place a bet shouted regret one by one. They could only win a little traditional winnings and losses. It's because the odds are too low, it's never as cool as paying three for one.

Lu Xiaozhan glanced at Link, who was lying on the stage, put his hands back into his trouser pockets, and slowly jumped off the ring. Just now, he just used a little bit of his internal strength. This big man who only relies on his muscles for food couldn't bear it anymore. How could the ancient Chinese martial arts be understood by foreigners like them?

Little Hlov patted Lu Xiaozhan with a smile: "Good job, let's go."

Lu Xiaozhan suddenly smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "Wait, there is still a good show to come."

As soon as he finished speaking, an exclamation suddenly came from an unknown corner: "Ah! My wallet... my wallet was stolen! There is a thief!"

Immediately afterwards, exclamations came out one after another: "Ah! Me too!...Asshole, my wallet was stolen too!...God, mine was stolen too..."

Little Khlov heard these voices clearly, was stunned for a while, and quietly asked Lu Xiaozhan, "What's going on? What the hell are you doing?"

Lu Xiaozhan smiled: "Don't worry, there is still excitement."

The spectators who had their wallets stolen were originally happy, but in an instant they found that their wallets were stolen. In this way, not only did they lose the money they just won, but even the rest of their pockets were touched , Originally, this kind of place has always been guarded by guards, and there will never be thieves, but now that so many people have suffered, their first reaction is that the security work of this place is not done well, and the boss here must To take full responsibility.

So a large group of people flocked to the staff next to them, and they excitedly grabbed those who watched the scene to explain. The poor guys were still smug, but now they are suddenly surrounded by people more than ten times their size When I got up, I panicked all of a sudden, comforted this and that, and could only stabilize them temporarily, saying that I would definitely find the thief for them and promise to return their money.

But before the commotion over there was over, someone on a row of stools by the bar suddenly groaned in pain, clutching his stomach and rolling to the ground, rolling over and over on the ground with a look of extreme pain.The same situation as before, with this one, then the second and third appeared, not only at the bar, but in every corner of the venue, people began to hold their stomachs and roll to the ground, crying for pain, and those people had no The one exceptions were those who had drunk or eaten food in this venue.

This time, there was a complete uproar in the scene. Not only did thieves steal so many people's wallets, but now so many people obviously ate their stomachs badly, and they all fell to the ground, groaning and moaning in pain. , the scene was extremely chaotic.And those who were lucky enough not to have a stomachache became extremely united at this time, spontaneously formed a small team, and surrounded all the staff in the entire venue, even Link, who had been knocked out for a long time, was no exception, squatting beside him They killed a few people who couldn't squeeze into the encirclement.

The person in charge of this venue had already panicked when Link was knocked unconscious just now, and now he is completely dumbfounded. I don’t know what the hell happened today. Not only did he lose so much money to the boss all at once, What's more, strange incidents such as thieves and collective food poisoning have occurred in the venue. Even if the strength and reputation of the old smokers are not as good as the mafia, they have never had such a big incident!

Just when the person in charge was dealing with those angry customers, Little Hlov and Lu Xiaozhan had already sneaked out of the gate of the Nuclear Bomb Club. As soon as the two got into the car, Little Hlov burst out laughing Get up: "Happy! Really happy! Lu, if you arranged those two incidents, then I have to say, you are such a villain! But I like it! Haha..."

Lu Xiaozhan slowly took off the leather gloves on his hands, and looked at him with disdain: "This is the fun? You really don't ask too much... Let's go, the next one is..." He took out a piece of paper from his pocket. The paper came with a row of shop names and addresses written on it, all of which belonged to the old smoker. This was exactly what Pierce gave him before departure.

So in the evening, another shocking news came out of Moscow: the mafia's revenge on the old smoker was still going on, and in one afternoon, the properties under the name of the old smoker were thrown into chaos, and all is exactly the same situation.The leading boxers in those underground boxing rings were quickly defeated, and the dealers lost a lot of money for this; thieves appeared in those shopping malls, or they were thieves, and they took away a considerable number of wallets without anyone noticing. In addition, there was a collective food poisoning incident in every restaurant under the name of the old smoker. Everyone who was poisoned had the same symptoms, and they all rolled on the ground with their stomachs covered. It is said that the scene at that time was quite spectacular. For example, there are patches of people rolling on the ground and screaming in pain...

Those who were stolen and poisoned knew that it must be done by the mafia, but no one dared to mess with this behemoth. Anyway, they all suffered in the old smoker's territory, so naturally they had to find the old smoker to settle the matter. The bill was paid, so groups of people appeared at the police station, and groups of people appeared at the health bureau, holding banners demanding compensation and apology from the old smoker.