Rebirth 2014: I, the King of Criminal Investigation

Chapter 364 This fat guy's words are too nasty.
Who do you think you are...? Yu Dazhang felt offended.

"This is my identification."

Yu Dazhang took out his ID and held it out to her:

"Look at the police badge on it, how strong the three-dimensional effect is, how bright the colors are, and how clear and deep the embossing is."

"If this were fake, it would look rough, have dull colors, and the embossing would be shallow and blurry."

As he spoke, he took a step forward, as if wanting the other person to see him clearly.

The woman's attention was indeed drawn, and her gaze fell on the documents in Yu Dazhang's hand.

"Look at the font above again. Isn't it the same as the font on the ID card, and the font color is also very dark?"

Seeing that she was looking at the documents in his hand, Yu Dazhang continued his explanation:
"If it's fake, not only will the font be wrong, but the colors will also be uneven."

"Look at this anti-counterfeiting technology..."

As he said this, he took two more steps forward, each step very slowly, and his feet landed without making a sound.

"The background pattern is the Great Wall and mountains. Let me tell you, fake documents can never imitate this background pattern."

"There's also hidden microtext on it, also for anti-counterfeiting purposes..."

Every word Yu Dazhang said was designed to attract the woman's attention, drawing her gaze to the documents in his hand.

Because after he took out his ID, he kept introducing himself, seemingly saying a lot of things, but in fact only three seconds had passed.

In just three seconds, he had already taken four steps forward.

"Under ultraviolet light, the words 'chinapolice' will appear on the document."

"And information integrity..."

Yu Dazhang's mouth never stopped, and his feet were never idle either.

But just as he took his fifth step, the woman's gaze suddenly left the document and she looked up at him.

It seems they are checking if the person in the photo is the same person.

But that one glance terrified her.

"You, how did you get here? Step back!!"

She screamed and leaned to the side, as if she would lose her footing and fall at any moment.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Yu Dazhang quickly waved his hand:

"I just wanted you to see it more clearly, so I'll back off, okay?"

Left with no other choice, he retreated.

He was only three meters away from the woman just now. If he had been any closer, he could have pounced on her and grabbed her.

It's a pity, we were just one step away.

After Yu Dazhang returned, all the police officers, including Qi Fang, stared at him with strange looks.

Did this fat guy make fake IDs before he became a policeman?

That was such a smooth delivery.

Are there really so many rules regarding identification documents?

Some police officers even considered taking out their identification documents to verify their authenticity using the method the fat man suggested.

Yu Dazhang was oblivious to the stares of those around him; his attention was entirely focused on the woman.

Seeing that she had calmed down, Yu Dazhang turned to look at Qi Fang.

As their eyes met, he gave a wink.

He wanted to ask if the fire department and emergency services had been called.

Qi Fang immediately understood his meaning and nodded slightly.

That's all right... Yu Dazhang felt much relieved.

All we need to do now is stall her.

By the time the fire department and emergency services arrive, it will be too late for her to jump.

The safety airbag is placed downstairs, so you can jump on it as you please. You won't die anyway; at most, you'll get a soft tissue contusion.

"Have you thought about what will happen after you jump?" Yu Dazhang asked the woman opposite him.

The woman didn't answer, but stared at him warily.

I almost let that fat guy get close just now. Luckily, I reacted in time, otherwise I would probably have been caught by now.

She found the fat man's words extremely tempting. Without realizing it, she had completely drawn her attention.

"I'll tell you."

Seeing that she didn't speak, Yu Dazhang simply started explaining the facts:
"During your fall, the force of gravity will accelerate blood circulation, and coupled with extreme panic, you will experience temporary myocardial ischemia."

"So you will feel chest pain in the air, and the pain will intensify as you accelerate."

Is it true? Now, not only the woman, but even the police officers present showed expressions of curiosity.

He even understands this?

When others tried to dissuade him from jumping off the building, they only talked about how wonderful the world was and how heartbroken his parents were.

But this fat guy always manages to talk about something different.

I was just getting fake certificates made.

After a short while, they started explaining basic medical knowledge.

What intrigued them most was that the fat man actually spoke with such conviction.

"During your fall, you will subconsciously stick your feet out to meet the ground. This is an instinctive reaction that may seem to help slow you down, but it is actually useless."

As Yu Dazhang spoke, he jumped up and down on the spot.

He wanted to demonstrate it, but his weight affected his performance. Even with a powerful jump, he barely managed to leave the ground, and the distance was less than five centimeters.

From the woman's perspective, the fat man simply stretched his waist; it was impossible to tell that he had jumped.

Qi Fang and the others turned their faces away, unable to bear to look at the scene.

Several officers even pinched his thigh hard.

"Be afraid."

Seeing the woman's face growing increasingly pale, Yu Dazhang said with a hint of smugness:
"This is just the beginning. If you fall, you'll be really ruined. Incontinence is a given."

"Just think about that smell. No matter how pretty you are, it's useless if you can't stand that smell."

This was a rather suggestive piece of advice... and the people present were already getting tired of listening to it.

The woman stared coldly at Yu Dazhang, clearly disgusted as well.

"Smack!"

Yu Dazhang clapped his hands forcefully, then smiled at the woman:
"The filling spilled out."

Even Qi Fang, who was standing next to him, almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

That's really hurtful.

He usually seems like a very serious person, but he has such a wicked sense of humor.

No normal person would describe jumping off a building like that.

The woman opposite him merely frowned slightly, but remained silent.

"That's not the worst part."

Yu Dazhang continued:
"The pain from a fracture is the most unbearable. You have to understand, that kind of pain is like being torn apart in your body, and every breath is torture."

"First, both legs are fractured, especially the tibia and femur. The broken bones will break through the muscles and skin and come out from the inside."

After he finished speaking, the woman on the other end finally reacted.

She turned her head to look downstairs, then instinctively moved half a step further in, a little further away from the edge of the building, as if afraid she would fall.

There was nothing she could do; Yu Dazhang's description had conjured up vivid images in her mind.

She even feels her legs are a little weak now.

effective!
Everyone noticed the woman's actions and breathed a sigh of relief.

They knew very well that arresting people directly was too difficult, so all they could do now was stall for time.

Have you ever heard of a spinal compression fracture?

Yu Dazhang spoke fluently without pausing for a moment:

"If you win the lottery, the rest of your life will be nothing but suffering."

"The treatment process for this type of fracture is very long, often resulting in lifelong pain and long-term paralysis."

"And the pelvis, at this height, it must have been shattered to pieces..."

He was speaking enthusiastically when, unexpectedly, the woman opposite him suddenly shouted:
"Shut up! Don't say another word!"

(End of this chapter)