Rebirth 2014: I, the King of Criminal Investigation

Chapter 57 Drunk Spoiler~
Yu Dazhang has reached his limit. If he stops now, his alcohol tolerance is just right. If he drinks more...

There must be more!

But when it comes to alcohol, once you start drinking, it's hard to control yourself.

Because you don't even know you're drunk.

What's more, there was a beautiful lady sitting opposite him drinking with him.

What Yu Dazhang said just now was not thought out at all. He just said it directly because the conversation came to that thing.

After hearing this, Qu Tuotuo asked curiously:

“You also study finance?”

"No." Yu Dazhang sat back in his chair and waved his hand:
"Know nothing."

Qu Tuotuo became even more curious and asked:
“Then how do you know the bull market is coming?”

One characteristic of draft beer is that it is easy to get drunk.

In addition, Qu Tuotuo showed great interest in what he had just said, which activated Yu Dazhang's passive skill.

What do people like to do most after drinking?
The answer is: like to teach others.

There is a ready-made problem there, and there is a beautiful girl staring at you eagerly.

Yu Dazhang completely lost himself.

"Remember, there will be news of interest rate cuts and reserve requirement ratio cuts soon, which will signal the start of the bull market."

“You need to build a position before this because leveraged funds will pour in after the news comes out.”

"Add to that investors' optimism and media hype, and a herd effect will immediately form."

"Finally, a large number of retail investors will enter the market. By this time, it will probably be April next year, and you should be ready to close your positions and leave the market."

Qu Tuotuo was fascinated by these few short sentences.

If what he said is all right, this is a complete stock market myth!

Who dares to say that he can predict the trend of the A-share market?

The most unpredictable stock market in the world is the A-share market, no doubt about it.

You know, Mr. Ba got stuck in it back then and almost had a heart attack.

But in this ordinary barbecue restaurant.

The fat man opposite, who claimed to know nothing about finance, used only a few words to clearly describe the future trend of the A-share market.

Isn't this called not understanding finance?

Interest rates, leverage, herd behavior…

Is this a word that can be said by someone who doesn't understand finance?
He even explained clearly when and why he established the position.

It even mentioned the closing time and reason at the end.

It doesn't sound like nonsense at all.

The more Qu Tuotuo thought about it, the more confused he became. Finally, he couldn't help but ask:

"Didn't you say you don't understand finance? Then how did you know all that? Don't tell me you just guessed."

Yu Dazhang's eyelids drooped.

He first turned around and asked the waiter to continue serving wine, then looked at Qu Tuotuo:

"The Economic Investigation Bureau had an arrest operation before, and I went to provide support."

"The suspect was an expert in stock trading, but unfortunately he used public funds to trade stocks and was eventually discovered."

"When he was arrested, he had already earned more money than he could spend in his lifetime, and he hadn't even filled the hole in the public treasury."

"Human greed and desire are endless. He was still muttering about the future trend in the car."

"Guess what, he got everything right. He is indeed a master."

Yu Dazhang had no idea that what he was saying was not what happened in this life.

In other words, the case of embezzlement of public funds has not happened in this life, and the stock expert has not been arrested yet.

He gave the spoiler in advance~
After drinking so little, I even lost the habit of not talking about the case after get off work.

Although Qu Tuotuo drank a lot, his mind was still clear.

But she felt that there was a logical problem in Yu Dazhang's words, so she retorted:

"The bull market hasn't come yet, how did he make the money? If it was the last bull market, but you clearly mentioned 2015, it doesn't make sense."

"I hate it most when someone questions me." At this point, Yu Dazhang simply gave up thinking and replied directly:

"believe it or not."

Qu Tuotuo knew he had drunk too much and was acting crazy. "Is this all you can drink?" she asked with a smile.

The fat guy now looks really interesting, silly and a little bit vulgar.

The way he looked at himself also became more direct.

"Drinking capacity? Ha, don't ask me about my drinking capacity, just point in the direction of the sea." Yu Dazhang puffed out his belly hard, trying to show that he could drink a lot.

"Okay, okay." Qu Tuotuo did not argue with him, but smiled and said:

"Since you are not drunk, let me ask you something."

"Go ahead." Yu Dazhang patted his chest, his face full of heroic spirit.

"My domestic driver's license will be issued soon." Qu Tuotuo asked seriously, "I want to give the coach a banner. What do you think should be written on it?"

Yu Dazhang didn't even think about it and answered directly:
"National Service Sun Ce."

"What? What Sun Ce?" Qu Tuotuo heard it clearly, but did not understand it.

"National Service! National Service doesn't understand? Never mind. You will understand in a few years." Yu Dazhang was too lazy to explain and said affirmatively:
"Just listen to what I say. I guarantee that in ten years this banner will still be the most shining one in the entire driving school."

"Really?" Qu Tuotuo was skeptical.

"Don't worry." Yu Dazhang patted his chest and assured:

"You're right, I believe."

Qu Tuotuo knew he was drunk.

According to common sense, we should persuade him not to drink at this time, and let him go home as soon as possible while he is still sober.

But for some reason, she just wanted to stay with him a little longer.

Seeing Yu Dazhang taking another sip of draft beer, Qu Tuotuo thought for a moment and asked:
"Why do you think robbery and kidnapping are usually done by men? It's rare to see men and women doing it together?"

This is purely a topic of conversation.

The reason she asked this question was because the kidnapping she had experienced before left a deep impression on her.

And she really enjoyed the way Yu Dazhang answered her questions seriously.

"The two people you mentioned were both violent criminals. How could such a thing involve women? Have you ever heard of this saying..."

There was only a slit left in Yu Dazhang's eyes, and he burped when he said this.

Seeing that he stopped, Qu Tuotuo asked curiously:

"What?"

"If you commit robbery, you will either be killed or have a life sentence." Yu Dazhang answered very smoothly.

Wanla, we can't stay here for long... Qu Tuotuo found that everyone around them was looking at them strangely.

She pulled the corner of her mouth awkwardly, called the boss to come over to settle the bill, and then pulled Yu Dazhang out of the barbecue restaurant quickly.

"yue~"

As soon as he went out and saw the wind, Yu Dazhang hugged a big tree by the roadside and vomited violently.

It’s bad, you must not fall down... Qu Tuotuo stood beside him, patting him on the back and praying.
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The next morning.

Li Xuehe had prepared breakfast and was hesitating whether to call Yu Dazhang to get up.

My son was very drunk last night and was brought back by an incredibly beautiful girl.

Judging from the child's appearance and the way she dresses, she must be from a wealthy family.

I guess she is the friend who is not really a friend that my son mentioned last time.

The child was quite polite in his speech and always helped to get his son to bed.

If it wasn't so late, Li Xuehe really wanted to have a good chat with her.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a noise from my son's room, and I knew he had woken up.

After waiting for a minute, my son still didn't come out.

Just as she was about to go over to take a look, a "pop" sound suddenly came from the room.

Li Xuehe was stunned.

Why does this sound so much like a slap?

Immediately afterwards, there were five consecutive "Pa pa pa pa pa~" sounds.

Then came Yu Dazhang's angry voice:

“I’ve said everything I should and shouldn’t say. Aaaaaaaaaaa, I can’t live anymore. Let me die!!”

(End of this chapter)