Love Apartment: My Girlfriend Hu Yifei.

Chapter 84: Apartment appearance and IQ ranking (non-standard version)
Lin Wanyu was stunned for a moment when she heard this.

"Um……"

"It doesn't matter whether your boss is an idiot or not."

"The important thing is..."

Lin Wanyu dragged out the tone and said with a smile:
“It would be great if I could earn money without working!”

After saying this, Lin Wanyu laughed happily.

Lin Jingcheng rolled his eyes at his sister speechlessly.

"You want to have money without working?"

"Unless pie falls from the sky!"

Lin Jingcheng said unhappily.

Lin Wanyu pouted unhappily and said:

"Brother, don't you often not go to work and still get paid?"

Lin Jingcheng: “…”

"Why am I not at work?"

"While I was at work, you were still forming your band at school."

Lin Wanyu was about to retort when Zeng Xiaoxian came over angrily.

"I'm furious!"

"I'm furious!"

"I'm going to kill her!"

"Kill her!"

Zeng Xiaoxian walked over, muttering to himself.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's strange look, Lin Wanyu asked curiously:

"He ate too much fake milk powder?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Lin Wanyu's words, he was stunned at first, then he took a deep breath, clenched his fists and suppressed the urge to kill in his heart.

Lin Jingcheng asked Zeng Xiaoxian in confusion:

"Teacher Zeng, please tell me your story."

"Let's have a laugh together."

Hu Yifei said gloatingly:

"Zeng Xiaoxian, tell us what makes you unhappy and make us all happy."

Lu Zhanbo also wanted to gloat with Lin Jingcheng and Hu Yifei, but Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at him and Lu Zhanbo shut his mouth instantly.

"Humph!"

"You just know how to gloat over other people's misfortunes!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.

Although he was unhappy, he still spoke out about it.

"The reason I'm angry is because of my telephone editor - Judy!"

The name "Judy" is not unfamiliar to Lin Jingcheng and his friends.

Zeng Xiaoxian had mentioned work to them before, and this "Judy" was naturally mentioned frequently by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Her work performance is getting more and more outrageous!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

From Zeng Xiaoxian’s expression, it can be seen that "Judy" must have caused some big trouble to make Zeng Xiaoxian so angry.

"What did she do?"

"Does it make you so angry?"

Lu Zhanbo asked.

Zeng Xiaoxian said:

"The night before last, I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly... a phone call came in!"

Having said this, Zeng Xiaoxian kept the topic in suspense.

"Guess who called?"

Hu Yifei guessed:

"Your phone editor?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head.

Lin Wanyu guessed:

"Credit card promotion phone number?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head again.

Lu Zhanbo guessed:

"Your female leader, Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Lu Zhanbo, then looked at Lin Jingcheng.

"Are you sure you want me to guess?"

Lin Jingcheng asked Zeng Xiaoxian uncertainly.

"Guess!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Although Yifei and the other two made very outrageous guesses, you are the person who makes the most money in the apartment, second in appearance, and third in IQ, so you will definitely be able to guess it!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Jingcheng felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's words were strange.

What does it mean to be second in appearance?
What does it mean to be third in IQ?

"Who's second in appearance? Who's first?"

"me?!"

Lu Zhanbo asked excitedly.

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted coldly and said:
"Of course it is me!"

"With your looks, you're at the bottom at best!" Lu Zhanbo: "..."

Lu Zhanbo curled his lips speechlessly and cursed Zeng Xiaoxian in his heart for being shameless.

He is the most handsome one?

Just like me, I'm at the bottom!

wrong!

Why should he be at the bottom like me?
There is absolutely no problem with my appearance ranking in the top three!

"Okay, don't go too far."

"Let's talk about who ranks first and second in IQ!"

Hu Yifei interrupted Lu Zhanbo and asked Zeng Xiaoxian curiously.

Zeng Xiaoxian coughed twice and then said:

"The smartest one is me, of course!"

"Second..."

Lu Zhanbo looked on expectantly, waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian to announce the person with the second highest IQ.

Even though my appearance may not be ranked high, my IQ should be fine, right?

"The second one is Yifei."

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Lin Jingcheng: “…”

Lu Zhanbo: “…”

Lin Wanyu: “…”

Hu Yi Fei:"……"

It is obvious that everyone is not very satisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian's ranking.

It would be strange if I could be satisfied.

The one who should be first is not first.

Those who should be at the bottom are not at the bottom.

Zeng Xiaoxian took the first place, so what good ranking can they get?
"Teacher Zeng, I have a question."

Lu Zhanbo raised his hand to ask a question.

"go ahead!"

"I will tell you everything I know. After all, as the smartest person in the apartment, I can answer any question as long as it's not too outrageous."

Zeng Xiaoxian had just finished bragging and was feeling very proud.

Lu Zhanbo asked:
"Teacher Zeng, you've been talking for a long time, but who on earth is calling?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Only then did he remember that he had been so busy bragging that he had forgotten what he was going to say.

"The phone!"

"She's a beauty columnist."

Zeng Xiaoxian had just finished speaking when Lin Jingcheng and the others said in unison:
"Beauty columnist?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was very satisfied with the surprised expressions of Lin Jingcheng and the others, and nodded slightly:
"That's right!"

"Her pen name is Shooting Star Bow."

"She agreed to help me write an autobiography, the story of my romantic life in the radio station."

Zeng Xiaoxian showed a sly smile on his face.

The expression was as obscene and complacent as it could be.

Lin Jingcheng said:

"Teacher Zeng, let's not talk about whether you have heard of that famous writer with the shooting star bow tie!"

"I'm just curious, what's your romantic story on the radio?"

"Are you the one who answers calls from insomniac listeners every night?"

"Or the story about you working at the radio station in the middle of the night, and then you were alone in the toilet late at night, and you saw a hand sticking out of the toilet?"

As soon as Lin Jingcheng finished speaking, he was given a big eye roll by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Go! Go! Go!"

"What the hell!"

"Do you think I'm kidding you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.

"As everyone knows, my show's ratings have been getting better and better recently, and there are even advertising companies asking me if I'd like to be the spokesperson!"

When they heard that an advertising company wanted Zeng Xiaoxian to be its spokesperson, Lin Jingcheng and others showed curiosity.

Everyone knows Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio program, which is at the bottom of the list on their radio station.

The listening rate is already very close to "0", why would they choose Zeng Xiaoxian as the spokesperson?

"Teacher Zeng, which brand wants you to be its spokesperson?"

Lin Wanyu asked Zeng Xiaoxian puzzledly.

"watch?"

"Suit?"

"car?"

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