deep stream wild flowers

"A magic stick that is neither yin nor yang, I wish I could shoot through the three of them with one shot!" Liao Mu said angrily in Alan's restaurant. 【 】

"Director Liao, didn't we already agree that if the big snake comes out of the deep pool and bites us, let Du Tianlai fire! If the big snake bites those stinky Taoist priests, we will treat them as The anti-tank guns are out of fire, and they cannot be fired, and their lives and deaths are beyond our control, so that's it?" Principal Wolf calmed down Director Liao.

"Oh, I also know that's the case, but although those three bastards are hateful, they haven't broken the law. Would it be a bit unjustifiable if they refused to help?" Director Liao was a little embarrassed.

"Oh, as long as you are soft-hearted and kind, if I hadn't waited for the boa constrictor to come out, I would shoot those three Taoist priests in the ass! Blow them up to the sky first, and then 'huh 'Hit the ground, and then fall down like a dead frog, so it will relieve your anger?" Principal Wolf grinned and laughed.

"Hehehe, if you dare to fire that cannon, then I'll buy you a drink, because you're doing harm to the people...hehehe..."

"Hypocritical, hypocritical isn't it? Hahahaha..."

At the dining table, Professor Chen and others who had finished their meal and were drinking tea were listening to their conversation with great interest.

"Principal Wolf, you have an anti-tank gun on the left and an anti-tank gun on the right. It seems that you really have this cannon. Show us it? See how powerful your cannon is?" Damm asked curiously.

"Hey, isn't the anti-tank gun in the hands of Director Liao? Didn't he tell you?" Principal Wolf was quite surprised.As soon as he finished speaking, Na Liao Mu stood up suddenly and said: "I'm sorry, I have a urgency to urinate and need to go to the toilet, sorry." After speaking, he turned his head and slipped away.

"No? Director Liao never told us that there is such a powerful anti-tank gun. Besides, we don't have such a weapon in our snake-catching equipment? Where did the anti-tank gun come from? Would you know?" Did you hear it wrong?" Dam thought for a while, and answered very positively.

Principal Wolf was stunned for a long time, and he said to Du Tian, ​​"Captain Du, then Director Liao said you are a sharpshooter, is there such a thing?"

After Du Tianyao finished listening, he finally couldn't hold back his smile even though he was serious, and said, "Principal Wolf, I'm just an armed policeman, not a soldier. What kind of gunner am I? I don't even know what an anti-tank gun looks like." I've seen it before, how can this be called a sharpshooter? Taking a step back, what we want is a live snake, not a dead snake that has been beaten to pieces. If we really brought that thing, why would we need such a thing? How many people are coming?"

After listening to Principal Wolf, he finally came to his senses. After a long time, this guy Liao Mu was fooling people. He didn't have any anti-tank guns, but he did have a bragging cannon.

"Dead wood, get out!" Principal Wolf stood up and cursed loudly.However, Director Liao may have a stomachache, so he shouted for a long time, but no one came out.

"Principal Wolf, stop shouting. I think Director Liao must have a reason for asking you to take on that role. This Fenghua Village is under his jurisdiction. Of course he must take care of such superstitious activities. And he must Thorough management. I think he may think that you are deeply loved by everyone in Fenghua Village and have a certain influence. If you come forward, it will be more convincing to dismantle the tricks of the three Taoists. I don’t know Say, does it make sense?" Professor Pan said with a smile.

As soon as Old Pan said this, Principal Wolf's heart immediately improved a lot.Of course, it is impossible for him to be really angry. In the morning, the old Mai's malicious slander against Yang Jiao had already made him very disgusted. For the sake of Uncle Yang who helped him in danger these two times, he felt that even if he squatted again So what if you walk around under the giant snake's mouth?Although he was so scared by the python that he was about to pee his pants.

"Without anti-tank guns, how can we deal with that boa constrictor? It's a big snake!" Principal Wolf asked, looking around at the crowd.

"Dear Mr. Principal, don't worry, everything is up to me!" Dam said with a high air.

"Mr. Dam, I believe in your skills, but you must know that it is really a very big and fierce python. How did you prepare? Can you tell me? If you say it, I may have some bottoms in my heart. You know, the headmaster's fresh life is completely in your hands, so you have to take it easy!"

Maybe Dam didn't understand what the word "take it easy" after Principal Wolf meant.He smiled and said: "Principal Wolf, don't worry, I will try my best to make your life longer." Everyone laughed when they heard this.Principal Wolf couldn't laugh or cry: "This damn nigger, curse me to death, damn it!" '

Seeing everyone laughing, Dum Cola realized that he had said the wrong thing.Quickly return to the topic: "Principal Wolf, don't worry. Although my usual snake-catching tools are left in Malaysia, I have already asked Captain Du to prepare some temporary necessary snake-catching tools. If you want to know carefully If it is a little bit, you can trouble Captain Du to send someone to fetch the things in the car, and I will introduce it to you. "But Principal Wolf shook his head, signaling him to explain in detail.

"General snake catching tools are nothing more than snake forks, lassoes, pockets, etc., but these are for catching small snakes, and most of them are poisonous. You just need to pay attention to your own safety..... , but if the mouse wants to catch a boa constrictor as big as you said, it must use a special method." After talking a lot, Dam finally got back to the topic.

"A special method. I have seen Africans demonstrate how to catch pythons. They cooperate with several people. One person enters the hole, ignites a kind of weed that can act as anesthesia, and then catches the python with bare hands, and then crawls down the body. Step back, and the people outside the cave hold his feet upside down and pull them out, like a tug-of-war, pulling the python out of the cave. Master Damu, don't tell me, you also use this method?" Principal Wolf asked with a smile.

"No, no, they go into the hole like a wild mouse. It's a desperate move. Dam, I don't want to use this method. However, you also mentioned a little bit about the technique of catching snakes. That is anesthesia, using an anesthesia gun Anesthetize it and then capture it." Dum replied with a smile.

"Oh, isn't that just using an anesthesia gun? I thought there was some clever trick? But that's it! What a master snake catcher!" Principal Wolf sneered inwardly.

"The anesthesia gun is just one of them. There are other methods, such as setting bait, traps, traps, pocket injectors, male or female hormones, etc., but there is no time to get these things, and there are no ready-made materials. , So, at present, I can only subdue him with a tranquilizer gun." Damm further explained.

"Wait a minute, I understand all about the bait and mechanism you are talking about. What is the male or female hormone you mentioned just now?" Principal Wolf asked curiously.

"This should be a sex hormone extracted from pythons. If it is a male python, use estrogen to trap it, otherwise, use male hormone to trap it, right?" Professor Pan guessed.

"Yes, that's right, we use this method to deal with those pythons. You know, there are a lot of pythons in our area. However, the extraction of those hormones is very difficult and expensive, so although this method is easy to use, we I also seldom use this method. But sometimes things can be changed. After years of exploration, I have mastered a new method to replace the expensive hormones. Its principle is similar to that of hormones, and it works very well. Available anytime, affordable, and free of cost.”

"What economical way?" Everyone asked.

"Although the boa constrictor is huge, it has no vocal cords. It is dumb in nature, so the boa constrictor cannot make a sound. But it can make a hissing sound, and I learned that the sound that the boa constrictor makes at any time is that kind Terrible 'hissing' sound. Regardless of male or female, I can barely do it!" Damm said proudly.

"What, so powerful?" Everyone didn't believe it.

So Dam put two fingers into his mouth and puffed up his cheeks. After a while, there was a creepy "hissing" sound from his mouth. When everyone heard it, goose bumps immediately came out. After several floors, let him stop quickly.Then yell 'Miao Miu Miu!awesome! '.

Usually there are countless ventriloquisms, you can learn how to bark like a donkey, like a dog, or even like a cricket, but this is the first time Principal Wolf has heard of someone learning how to bark like a python, and the imitation is so lifelike, as if there is a python in front of you It looks like it's coming to swallow you with its mouth open under its nose.This is really amazing.In addition to admiration, he was more surprised.No wonder this half ghost is so arrogant, it seems that he still has some real skills.

"So, tonight, I'm going to use this method to confuse it. Captain Du's men shot it with a tranquilizer gun at the side. As for the dose, I think it can numb an elephant." It should be enough, after all, the boa constrictor is a cold-blooded animal, and the dose may need to be higher." Damu said.

"But, the scales on the python's body are so hard, can the anesthesia gun penetrate them?" Professor Pan asked again.

"Don't worry, the weakest part of the boa constrictor lies in its abdomen, which is relatively soft. But after the boa constrictor was confused by my voice, it thought it was its partner coming, so its movements must be slow, because it was carefully trying to It found its mate and was in love. I think at that time, Captain Du’s people would definitely be able to hit the python. In addition, I have asked Captain Du to temporarily modify the anesthesia needle. The needle, not to mention the python Skin, I think even the thick fur of an elephant, once it is shot by that needle, it will probably penetrate three points!" Damu said confidently.

"However, Mr. Dum, the big snake we met, in addition to making the sound you just made, he can also make sounds similar to rooster crowing, and other scary sounds. I don't know your method of seduction Okay?" Principal Wolf was still a little worried.

"Hahaha, seduce? Good word! Don't worry, Principal Wolf, Damm Snake Catcher will be able to seduce him tonight! But I hope that guy belongs to a mother, otherwise, there will be no sense of accomplishment!" Da Tom laughed loudly.

His words made everyone present laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Everyone was laughing, but Liao Mu asked from the outside with his pants up.

"Director Liao, did you fall into the toilet? Why did it take you so long to come back?" Principal Wolf asked with a smile of 'gritting his teeth'.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm anxious, I'm anxious, just laugh at me! By the way, what happened to your discussion just now?" Liao Mu said with a smile.

When Dam heard it, he said his thoughts aside, and Liao Mu nodded while listening.After listening, he asked: "Professor Pan, the question now is, do you think that python will come out tonight?"

"It's hard to say. After Headmaster Wolf harassed the python last night, it may have been frightened and may not come out at night. But according to the villagers, every time the python comes out, it will eat sacrifices, so if it If he has formed this particular habit, maybe he will come out tonight. In addition, according to the situation that Principal Wolf said in the past two days, this big snake chases people when it sees it, which is logically unreasonable, because the boa constrictor Its predation habit is generally ambush, rather than twisting such a big snake body to chase the prey. In case of chasing people, there is probably only one explanation, that is, it is too hungry and has to take the initiative. So, he came out tonight The opportunity for initiative is very high," Professor Pan explained.

"Okay, then let's pretend that the big snake will come out tonight. Captain Du, you should have nothing to do here. After all, this is about human life, so don't be careless." Liao Mu asked

"Don't worry, Director Liao, don't say that the boa constrictor is so big, it is a sparrow a hundred meters away. If I want to shoot its eyes, I will never shoot its tail!" Not much, but it's scary to brag about.I don't know if he has such good marksmanship.

"Okay, that's good. As for the dose of anesthesia, it shouldn't be a problem. If there is any special situation that cannot be controlled, please shoot it immediately!" Liao Mu said.

"Don't worry, although we didn't bring anti-tank guns, we also brought a powerful long-range large-caliber sniper gun. Its name is 12.7mm jq big sniper, which is super powerful. The bullet of this sniper gun is 12.7x99mm , is specially made, with 5 rounds of magazines, the gun weighs 10 kg, the gun length is 1 mm, and the effective range is 230 meters. When it hits the target, it can blow up a big hole in the target. For such a python, using such a gun To deal with it, I personally feel that there is no problem at all. If there is something wrong, I can shoot through the python's head immediately with my eyes closed." Du Tianyao described it in a very professional tone.

The conversation between Liao Mu and Du Tianyao made Professor Chen and Professor Pan look at each other, and they couldn't do anything about what he said.Originally, if the three Taoist priests hadn't intervened, they would have had more time.But tonight is very special. After all, there are eight people on the scene tonight, so there is no room for jokes. The best ending is that the big snake fell asleep obediently after being shot by the tranquilizer gun, and was captured without a fight, so that everyone will be happy.

"Okay, since that's the case, Captain Du, let's go to the scene to investigate again and find the best shooting point." Liao Mu asked.

"Well, it's necessary. We'll go there later. Speaking of which, I think, if we use this method to deal with the python, what method will the three Taoist priests use to deal with the big snake? Do they deal with it with bare hands?" Du Tian ironed After finishing speaking, I added another sentence later.

"Yeah, I don't think the origins of those Taoist priests are that simple. You see, they have strange looks and strange temperaments. I don't know where this old Mai was invited back to practice?" Professor Chen said with some doubts.

"Well, I also feel that the origins of those three guys are a bit strange. I have asked Village Chief Wang to check with Lao Mai just now. Maybe there will be news later. Let's leave him alone. For now, I have seen it for the time being. Those are just a group of cheaters. Now, the most important thing is that we can complete our mission." Liao Mu said decisively.

"Director Liao, what should we do if they try to make trouble?" Damu interjected worriedly.

"Hmph, if they dare to make trouble, the nature will be completely different. Then, they will be the ones to look at!" Liao Mu snorted heavily.

Although Dam patted his chest and said that he would definitely be able to take away the soul of the big snake, Du Tianyao also boasted that he could hit the big snake almost with his eyes closed. After the person left, he was still in a state of anxiety, and he even felt that there might be a big show of a boa constrictor chasing people tonight.There is an old saying in China that no matter good or bad, there are only three things!He, Principal Wolf, has already been chased by the boa constrictor twice. If he is chased by that ghost again, it will be three times. Now that he has reached three times, will he really be stuffed into the boa constrictor's stomach? Thinking of this, Principal Wolf became more and more uncertain, and his expression was a little weird.

Neither Professor Pan nor Professor Chen went to the mountain pass, and stayed in the restaurant to drink tea and chat. Seeing Principal Wolf's face was a little weird, Professor Chen asked, "Principal Wolf, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay. I felt a little blocked during the dispute. I'll also go to the mountain pass to have a look. Maybe it's good to take a walk." After speaking, he greeted the two professors, turned and went out, and capital went to the mountain pass.

"A very interesting young man." Looking at his leaving back, Professor Pan still said with a smile.

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